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(AP News)   The Arizona Fraudit is finally complete. Now comes the fun part   (apnews.com) divider line
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2021-08-01 8:42:46 AM  
58 votes:
Did they find the Chinese bamboo?
 
2021-08-01 10:09:24 AM  
53 votes:

Officer Barrelroll: Y'all clearly don't follow the internet the way Trump does!

Big things are happening! Major fraud found! Rigged election proof coming out in all states!


Wait until his people that have been studying Obama's birth certificate get back from Hawaii, they cannot believe what they're finding.....
 
2021-08-01 9:26:00 AM  
40 votes:
Y'all clearly don't follow the internet the way Trump does!

Big things are happening! Major fraud found! Rigged election proof coming out in all states!
 
2021-08-01 8:41:33 AM  
38 votes:
"I wanted to review our election processes and see what, if anything, could be improved," Ugenti-Rita wrote on Twitter. "Sadly, it's now become clear that the audit has been botched."

When one of the most notorious trump bootlickers (Ugenti-Rita) turns on the Trump audit, you're officially farked.

https://www.newsweek.com/arizona-gop-​l​awmaker-booed-off-stage-trump-protect-​our-elections-rally-1612845

Of course she just literally got booed off the stage days ago at a Trump rally for not likcing his boots hard enough.
 
2021-08-01 8:18:22 AM  
33 votes:
• Bill Barr/DOJ: No evidence of voter fraud
• Republican governors endorsed by trump: No evidence of election fraud
• Judges appointed by trump: No evidence of election fraud
• Election Officials who voted for trump: No evidence of voter fraud
• Cyber security officials appointed by trump: No evidence of election fraud
• Trump's allies (Chris Christie, Tucker Carlson, etc): No evidence of voter fraud
• Dept of Homeland Security: No evidence of election fraud
• Legal Experts: No evidence of election fraud
• Media: No evidence of voter fraud
• Trump's own lawyers: This is not a case of voter fraud
• Random trump keyboard warrior on the internet: ThE TRutH wiLL CoMe oUt! 👀
 
2021-08-01 10:59:22 AM  
28 votes:
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2021-08-01 11:13:44 AM  
24 votes:
They turned in a single piece of paper that only read, "Trump won by alot"
 
2021-08-01 12:26:58 PM  
23 votes:

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2021-08-01 10:56:26 AM  
22 votes:
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2021-08-01 8:18:08 AM  
22 votes:
O.M.G! That ribbon looks SO cute! Best audit ever?
 
2021-08-01 11:58:12 AM  
18 votes:

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2021-08-01 11:23:04 AM  
15 votes:

shastacola: Did they find the Chinese bamboo?


One of the ballots had a trace of sweet and sour sauce, so therefore Trump is president and Nancy Pelosi must be crushed by a falling house. It's in the Constitution.
 
2021-08-01 10:08:11 AM  
14 votes:
So the fraudit is finally done?  What an amazing coincidence!  Just in time for Trump's August 13th reinstatement!

COVID should be up to a few thousand dead per day again by then... good time to have a GOP reinauguration party
 
2021-08-01 12:48:28 PM  
12 votes:

Todorojo: Cyber Ninjas didn't find a goddamned thing and that's what they'll report.


Perhaps they were prevented from finding incontrovertible evidence of the rigging, but what they did find were many things that raise questions about what really happened. I believe it was Ronald Reagan who said "Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence" and also "Trust, but verify".

I don't have a fancy degree in computers, but I have been using AOL and Microsoft Windows for over 30 years so I am pretty much an expert. What I've heard about that election sounds very suspicious to me because I understand how these things work. You kids just know how to post selfies to the Instagam and such as.
 
2021-08-01 11:25:43 AM  
12 votes:
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The people who believe any of this are looking for confirmation bias. They take the loss personally and are the types who blame the team when they rush in and get killed in the first minute.
 
2021-08-01 12:00:25 PM  
11 votes:
I'm waiting for Mike Lindell's 100 gorillabytes of data to come out to decide who really won...
 
2021-08-01 10:49:25 AM  
11 votes:
One for Martin, Two for Martin
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2021-08-01 2:31:20 PM  
10 votes:

Somacandra: powhound: How about Chinese dancers in a bamboo forest?


Who makes out with their feet extended above their heads?


I guess you've never dated a yoga instructor.
 
2021-08-01 2:02:28 PM  
10 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: WithinReason: the state of Arizona is still unsure

Who said anything about the State of Arizona?


The voters wouldn't have approved this drastic measure if they didn't think something was wrong.
 
2021-08-01 2:43:57 PM  
9 votes:

LarryDan43: They turned in a single piece of paper that only read, "Trump won by alot"


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2021-08-01 11:51:32 AM  
8 votes:
So, how many more votes did Biden pick up?

He's closing in on 5,000 Electoral votes.
 
2021-08-01 11:34:40 AM  
8 votes:

BizarreMan: Is it possible she's the Dem's Susan Collins?  So concerned?


Right on cue

Susan is now concerned about Nancy Pelosi removing Gymsock Jordache from the 1/6 Committee.
 
2021-08-01 10:58:55 AM  
8 votes:

JustSayYo: oldernell: The only people that will believe it are the already "true believers." They'll use it to rant and rave and genuflect at their rallies. Everyone else in the world knows it's a sham.

But if Republicans are saying the audit was botched, that means it didn't find any fraud.


They should have checked the routers.
 
2021-08-01 2:13:35 PM  
7 votes:

Somacandra: powhound: How about Chinese dancers in a bamboo forest?


Who makes out with their feet extended above their heads?


I don't know but I'd like to meet them.  O_O
 
2021-08-01 12:28:49 PM  
7 votes:
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2021-08-01 11:59:32 AM  
7 votes:
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Clown show....
 
2021-08-01 11:13:47 AM  
7 votes:

shastacola: Did they find the Chinese bamboo?


So much they are opening the Cyber Ninjas chopstick factory!
 
2021-08-01 8:51:55 AM  
7 votes:
The finest fraudit money can buy.
 
2021-08-01 1:10:32 PM  
6 votes:

shastacola: Did they find the Chinese bamboo?


No, just traces of urine in a can of Coke.
 
2021-08-01 12:48:51 PM  
6 votes:
This "failed" audit has exposed the grave problems with our election system. If after 9 months the state of Arizona is still unsure if thier votes were genuine, then that cast doubts if any states votes numbers are correct.
 
2021-08-01 12:01:03 PM  
6 votes:

Harry Wagstaff: I'm waiting for Mike Lindell's 100 gorillabytes of data to come out to decide who really won...


I wish he would suffer 100 gorilla bites...
 
2021-08-01 11:51:07 AM  
6 votes:
Cyber Ninjas didn't find a goddamned thing and that's what they'll report.

See, getting a bunch of attention from hopeful insurrectionists and playing anti-democratic propaganda games while glibly sticking your dick in the receipt paper feed slot in Arizona's voting machines is lots of fun right up until you get charged with election tampering by the DOJ. Then, at night, when enjoying a cup of warm milk and the new Netflix 'Hitler In 3D" six part docu-series, you really start thinking about going to prison. I mean reallythinking about it. That's when you begin looking for ways to possibly lessen the blow, like turning in the people who helped plan and fund this stunt.
 
2021-08-01 11:21:45 AM  
6 votes:
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2021-08-01 9:17:03 AM  
6 votes:
They should hire the little old ladies who staff the polls. They count faster.
 
2021-08-01 2:54:55 PM  
5 votes:

puffy999: BizarreMan: Is it possible she's the Dem's Susan Collins?  So concerned?

Right on cue

Susan is now concerned about Nancy Pelosi removing Gymsock Jordache from the 1/6 Committee.


Her Concern is like fog in Maine.... thick and smells of dead fish.

- Tom (@Spotted321Tom) August 1, 2021
 
2021-08-01 2:01:58 PM  
5 votes:

Somacandra: powhound: How about Chinese dancers in a bamboo forest?


Who makes out with their feet extended above their heads?


Flexible people. In other words, not me.
 
2021-08-01 12:10:27 PM  
5 votes:

b0rg9: Fart_Machine: [Fark user image 259x194]

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Is that Danvid Schwinger?
 
2021-08-01 12:08:55 PM  
5 votes:

Pharmdawg: shastacola: Did they find the Chinese bamboo?

I hear traitors can get all the bamboo canes they can stand over there. Soaked till they're nice and flexible. Let's send them over.


Hopefully they're soaked faaaaaaaaaaar up the asses of traitors.

I mean waaaaay up there.

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2021-08-01 11:26:43 AM  
5 votes:

rickythepenguin: "I wanted to review our election processes and see what, if anything, could be improved," Ugenti-Rita wrote on Twitter. "Sadly, it's now become clear that the audit has been botched."

When one of the most notorious trump bootlickers (Ugenti-Rita) turns on the Trump audit, you're officially farked.

https://www.newsweek.com/arizona-gop-l​awmaker-booed-off-stage-trump-protect-​our-elections-rally-1612845

Of course she just literally got booed off the stage days ago at a Trump rally for not likcing his boots hard enough


Jesus Tapdancing Christ on a cracker this is one STUPID God damned piece of garbage.

Our election system is under constant assault by the left, and I won't support bills that fail to strengthen our election system.

After ALL OF THIS she's blaming... "the left" for voter... something?

"Oh there's SOMETHING there. I can't see it and there's no evidence, BUT IT'S THERE AND THOSE SNEAKY BL... LIBERALS AREN'T GONNA GET AWAY WITH IT!"

Her being booed off stage by people she's trying SO HARD TO SUCK UP TO is just amazing.
 
2021-08-01 9:16:51 AM  
5 votes:

yohohogreengiant: hubiestubert: rickythepenguin: "I wanted to review our election processes and see what, if anything, could be improved," Ugenti-Rita wrote on Twitter. "Sadly, it's now become clear that the audit has been botched."

When one of the most notorious trump bootlickers (Ugenti-Rita) turns on the Trump audit, you're officially farked.

https://www.newsweek.com/arizona-gop-l​awmaker-booed-off-stage-trump-protect-​our-elections-rally-1612845

Of course she just literally got booed off the stage days ago at a Trump rally for not likcing his boots hard enough.

I think it translates to, "Boy howdy did we get caught on this one. Who knew that the press would actually watch us throw our thumb onto the scale. Time to throw these flunkies under the bus, and hope we can still get the rubes' cash for at least trying."

Everything Trump touches dies.

Wish he could've dismantled Sinema before the end as well.


She is, I suspect, more of an RNC project. I do think that she's trying to figure out when the best time to trade sides is going to be best, but with the investigations, it's going to be difficult to choose a Republican horse too soon, because it will just be too naked a leap, and eyes WILL focus on her portfolios, and spending, and campaign coffers. She's got some time still, but I think that her days as a Democrat are numbered at this point, but she's a savvy enough player that she'll maximize her value, and declaring too soon is just going to give the RNC a chance to back out and leave her in the dust.
 
2021-08-01 3:02:00 PM  
4 votes:

austerity101: Somacandra: powhound: How about Chinese dancers in a bamboo forest?


Who makes out with their feet extended above their heads?

I do it a lot when I'm the bottom. Sounds like you're missing out!


I'd be more impressed if you did it as a top.
 
2021-08-01 11:59:55 AM  
4 votes:

b0rg9: Fart_Machine: [Fark user image 259x194]

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I be der for ya.
 
2021-08-01 11:23:15 AM  
4 votes:

Officer Barrelroll: Y'all clearly don't follow the internet the way Trump does!

Big things are happening! Major fraud found! Rigged election proof coming out in all states!


....in two weeks??
 
2021-08-01 11:09:09 AM  
4 votes:

SonOfSpam: "Not even a shred of being salvaged at this point," said Sen. Paul Boyer, the first Republican state senator to publicly come out against the audit in May. "They've botched it at so many points along the way that it's irrecoverable."

I assume that this means that the audit conclusively proved that there was zero voter fraud, and that Biden decisively beat Trump.


No.  It means that now comes the real audit, with blackjack and hookers.  Oh, and they need funding for it.  The donation website should be up shortly.
 
2021-08-01 10:57:57 AM  
4 votes:

Officer Barrelroll: Y'all clearly don't follow the internet the way Trump does!

Big things are happening! Major fraud found! Rigged election proof coming out in all states!


"You guys may not be following the internet the way I do," Trump says, according to the notes. "People are angry - blaming DOJ + for inaction."

https://www.npr.org/2021/07/30/102282​6​068/notes-show-trump-pressed-the-justi​ce-department-to-declare-the-2020-elec​tion-cor
 
2021-08-01 8:44:53 AM  
4 votes:

rickythepenguin: "I wanted to review our election processes and see what, if anything, could be improved," Ugenti-Rita wrote on Twitter. "Sadly, it's now become clear that the audit has been botched."

When one of the most notorious trump bootlickers (Ugenti-Rita) turns on the Trump audit, you're officially farked.

https://www.newsweek.com/arizona-gop-l​awmaker-booed-off-stage-trump-protect-​our-elections-rally-1612845

Of course she just literally got booed off the stage days ago at a Trump rally for not likcing his boots hard enough.


I think it translates to, "Boy howdy did we get caught on this one. Who knew that the press would actually watch us throw our thumb onto the scale. Time to throw these flunkies under the bus, and hope we can still get the rubes' cash for at least trying."
 
2021-08-01 2:44:21 PM  
3 votes:
What a waste of money.  It is still going to take weeks before the audit report is issued and by then Trump will have already been reinstalled as President.  So, what's the point?  And what if the audit shows Biden won.  Will Biden be reinstalled and Trump leave again?
 
2021-08-01 1:48:30 PM  
3 votes:
powhound: How about Chinese dancers in a bamboo forest?


Who makes out with their feet extended above their heads?
 
2021-08-01 12:31:34 PM  
3 votes:

moulderx1: Officer Barrelroll: Y'all clearly don't follow the internet the way Trump does!

Big things are happening! Major fraud found! Rigged election proof coming out in all states!

Wait until his people that have been studying Obama's birth certificate get back from Hawaii, they cannot believe what they're finding.....


After 5 years of hunting on every beach in Hawaii, they can't believe that they are actually bad at surfing and the place is filled with bikini clad honeys with beautiful brown skin.
 
2021-08-01 12:17:20 PM  
3 votes:
But think about it, they could have found something, and that really makes you question if we can trust the so-called "election" process at all.
 
2021-08-01 11:06:16 AM  
3 votes:
I assume the "fun part" is when we mock Republicans for managing to pull off an "audit" so corrupt that half of the GOP doesn't even believe it, right?
 
2021-08-01 10:54:47 AM  
3 votes:
The GOP:  not just criminals, but incompetent criminals.
 
2021-08-01 10:28:28 AM  
3 votes:

hubiestubert: yohohogreengiant: hubiestubert: rickythepenguin: "I wanted to review our election processes and see what, if anything, could be improved," Ugenti-Rita wrote on Twitter. "Sadly, it's now become clear that the audit has been botched."

When one of the most notorious trump bootlickers (Ugenti-Rita) turns on the Trump audit, you're officially farked.

https://www.newsweek.com/arizona-gop-l​awmaker-booed-off-stage-trump-protect-​our-elections-rally-1612845

Of course she just literally got booed off the stage days ago at a Trump rally for not likcing his boots hard enough.

I think it translates to, "Boy howdy did we get caught on this one. Who knew that the press would actually watch us throw our thumb onto the scale. Time to throw these flunkies under the bus, and hope we can still get the rubes' cash for at least trying."

Everything Trump touches dies.

Wish he could've dismantled Sinema before the end as well.

She is, I suspect, more of an RNC project. I do think that she's trying to figure out when the best time to trade sides is going to be best, but with the investigations, it's going to be difficult to choose a Republican horse too soon, because it will just be too naked a leap, and eyes WILL focus on her portfolios, and spending, and campaign coffers. She's got some time still, but I think that her days as a Democrat are numbered at this point, but she's a savvy enough player that she'll maximize her value, and declaring too soon is just going to give the RNC a chance to back out and leave her in the dust.


Is it possible she's the Dem's Susan Collins?  So concerned?
 
2021-08-01 9:35:57 AM  
3 votes:
Trump's acolytes are living proof you get exactly what you pay for.
 
2021-08-01 8:22:37 AM  
3 votes:
The hue and cry to try to contaminate as much evidence that there was no fraud as possible? We knew that was coming. At this point, it's just a fundraising schtick. And Donnie is likely to need some money fast for an actually good attorney.
 
2021-08-01 4:35:27 PM  
2 votes:
FTA: "Contractors are now producing a report on the findings that could take weeks or more to write."

🤔

Donald Trump's Two Week Notice
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2021-08-01 3:27:02 PM  
2 votes:

WithinReason: cameroncrazy1984: WithinReason: the state of Arizona is still unsure

Who said anything about the State of Arizona?

The voters wouldn't have approved this drastic measure if they didn't think something was wrong.


Username does not check out.
 
2021-08-01 3:03:49 PM  
2 votes:
Partly because of this thread, I started looking into something that would coherently describe what the Trumpanzees actually believe. I wanted to hear it from them if possible. Their best speakers, someone with the real vocabulary to say what they're after in all of this.

I followed that damn rabbit hole for about half an hour and all I can find is schizophrenic blatheration. It just gets worse and worse the further you go into it.

Case in point.

BIDEN 'S0 SCARED' OF TRUMP'S RIGHTFUL REINSTATEMENT THAT HE LAUNCHES MILITARY TO EVERY BIG CITY
Youtube UBDy73I5r98
 
2021-08-01 2:37:48 PM  
2 votes:

HairBolus: > The turmoil casts even more doubt on the conclusions of what backers describe as a "forensic audit" but what experts and critics say is a deeply flawed, partisan process.

Why don't they call it a "WITCH HUNT"? I guess Trump has robbed that phrase of meaning.

The whole "forensic audit" reminds me of witch hunters who would examine the body of an accused witch looking for a "witch's tit" that she would use to suckle Satan. Anything like a mole, wart, freckle, or most particularly a supernumerary  nipple would do

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The AZ auditors, rather than looking for moles, are instead concerned with things like bamboo fibers.


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2021-08-01 2:19:53 PM  
2 votes:

puffy999: helloyesthisisdog: Hyperbolic Hyperbole: "Just say it was corrupt, we'll take care of the rest"

I have to admit, I remain convinced that the reason republicans are SO sure the election was tainted is because they themselves tainted it, and figure the only way they could cheat that hard and still lose is if they were out-cheated.

Oh it's definitely this. That's why trump constantly talks about how he got more votes than any other sitting president in history and so many more than in 2016. He was worried about losing, so he cheated, but being trump he needed it to be BIG so he could also brag. It was supposed to be his mandate (probably to stay in office until he died). That's why he insists it was STOLEN from him. Has he even said Dems "cheated"? I'm pretty sure he only says the election was "stolen" which to me is telling

It's also why they're making such a stink over faux-fraud.

Because when the truth comes knocking, just like the 1/6 thing, it's going to be endless cries of "oh you didn't let us investigate YOU!" or "we found nothing on you so there's obviously nothing on us!" or some other stupid bullshiat.


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2021-08-01 2:00:16 PM  
2 votes:

Herb Utsmelz: • Bill Barr/DOJ: No evidence of voter fraud
• Republican governors endorsed by trump: No evidence of election fraud
• Judges appointed by trump: No evidence of election fraud
• Election Officials who voted for trump: No evidence of voter fraud
• Cyber security officials appointed by trump: No evidence of election fraud
• Trump's allies (Chris Christie, Tucker Carlson, etc): No evidence of voter fraud
• Dept of Homeland Security: No evidence of election fraud
• Legal Experts: No evidence of election fraud
• Media: No evidence of voter fraud
• Trump's own lawyers: This is not a case of voter fraud
• Random trump keyboard warrior on the internet: ThE TRutH wiLL CoMe oUt! 👀


Trump's experts:

* Joshua "The Spider" Merritt, an alleged Army "counterintelligence officer."  He failed the Intelligence Analyst apprentice course and was reclassified as an enlisted Humvee mechanic.

* Mellissa Carone, a "cybersecurity expert" who claimed a Cybersecurity Associate's degree from the University of Michigan which has never offered one.    She also claimed to have a non-existent "Cisco Security Plus" certification.  Sec+ is offered by CompTIA.  Cisco does CCNA.  Several of the companies she listed on her LinkedIn profile denied ever employing her.  By most accounts, she is a sporadically employed stripper.
 
2021-08-01 1:05:06 PM  
2 votes:

shastacola: Did they find the Chinese bamboo?


How about Chinese dancers in a bamboo forest?
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2021-08-01 11:51:34 AM  
2 votes:

Herb Utsmelz: • Bill Barr/DOJ: No evidence of voter fraud
• Republican governors endorsed by trump: No evidence of election fraud
• Judges appointed by trump: No evidence of election fraud
• Election Officials who voted for trump: No evidence of voter fraud
• Cyber security officials appointed by trump: No evidence of election fraud
• Trump's allies (Chris Christie, Tucker Carlson, etc): No evidence of voter fraud
• Dept of Homeland Security: No evidence of election fraud
• Legal Experts: No evidence of election fraud
• Media: No evidence of voter fraud
• Trump's own lawyers: This is not a case of voter fraud
• Random trump keyboard warrior on the internet: ThE TRutH wiLL CoMe oUt! 👀


See?? It's a conspiracy! The absence of evidence is the biggest indicator!!

<irony alert>
 
2021-08-01 10:54:53 AM  
2 votes:
And they ruined the actual voting machines for future elections.  Millions of dollars to replace them.  Time to sue everyone involved for those costs.  Time to bankrupt some people.  They've already tied it all to Trump and his people.  Take a swing at that $80 million pile of cash they're sitting on.
 
2021-08-01 10:53:11 AM  
2 votes:
Relax folks.  Taking unrelated bits of questionable data and turning it into a decisive piece of realistic looking fiction takes time.  But the GOP are masters at that.  See Fox News.
 
2021-08-01 10:52:07 AM  
2 votes:
The allegations, indictments, arrests, trials, and sentencing of the Arizona GOP members, Cyber Ninja participants, and hangers-on who tried to perpetuate one of the most ineptly-executed frauds in modern election history, making the "hanging chad" look like skillful political manipulation by comparison, subby?
 
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2021-08-01 10:23:31 AM  
2 votes:
Funny how many GOP commentators were claiming that the 7 days it took to count the fist time was suspicious, but the mere fact they have apparently finished yet won't report until next month is completely fine...
 
2021-08-01 9:32:55 AM  
2 votes:
The only people that will believe it are the already "true believers." They'll use it to rant and rave and genuflect at their rallies. Everyone else in the world knows it's a sham.
 
2021-08-01 8:50:42 AM  
2 votes:

hubiestubert: rickythepenguin: "I wanted to review our election processes and see what, if anything, could be improved," Ugenti-Rita wrote on Twitter. "Sadly, it's now become clear that the audit has been botched."

When one of the most notorious trump bootlickers (Ugenti-Rita) turns on the Trump audit, you're officially farked.

https://www.newsweek.com/arizona-gop-l​awmaker-booed-off-stage-trump-protect-​our-elections-rally-1612845

Of course she just literally got booed off the stage days ago at a Trump rally for not likcing his boots hard enough.

I think it translates to, "Boy howdy did we get caught on this one. Who knew that the press would actually watch us throw our thumb onto the scale. Time to throw these flunkies under the bus, and hope we can still get the rubes' cash for at least trying."


Everything Trump touches dies.

Wish he could've dismantled Sinema before the end as well.
 
2021-08-01 8:19:57 AM  
2 votes:
Another trumpy clusterf**k...nothing new here
 
2021-08-02 6:51:40 AM  
1 vote:

powhound: shastacola: Did they find the Chinese bamboo?

How about Chinese dancers in a bamboo forest?
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*desire to know more intensifies*
 
2021-08-01 4:53:13 PM  
1 vote:
The fun part?  Is that where the "audit" doesn't find what the Republicans want it to find, so they launch another audit to find the fraud in the previous audit?  Clock's running out to Aug. 13, guys.
 
2021-08-01 4:33:51 PM  
1 vote:
They'll hand off all the evidence to Mike Lindell at his symposium so they can collect the $5m for proving there was no fraud.
 
2021-08-01 3:18:33 PM  
1 vote:

Parthenogenetic: Todorojo: Cyber Ninjas didn't find a goddamned thing and that's what they'll report.

Perhaps they were prevented from finding incontrovertible evidence of the rigging, but what they did find were many things that raise questions about what really happened. I believe it was Ronald Reagan who said "Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence" and also "Trust, but verify".

I don't have a fancy degree in computers, but I have been using AOL and Microsoft Windows for over 30 years so I am pretty much an expert. What I've heard about that election sounds very suspicious to me because I understand how these things work. You kids just know how to post selfies to the Instagam and such as.


farking Poe's Law.
 
2021-08-01 2:50:32 PM  
1 vote:

Somacandra: powhound: How about Chinese dancers in a bamboo forest?


Who makes out with their feet extended above their heads?


I do it a lot when I'm the bottom. Sounds like you're missing out!
 
2021-08-01 12:00:27 PM  
1 vote:
The 7 stages of having been wrong in the first place?
 
2021-08-01 11:57:39 AM  
1 vote:
They auditors don't need to ever release a report because they've already done their job of destroying democracy and making several rich white people richer.
 
2021-08-01 11:24:00 AM  
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They'll never confirm the state's results. Never. Their only two possible results are 1) "it was fraudulent!" or 2) "we cannot confirm the accuracy of the state's results."

Most likely the 2nd, because it casts vague, undisprovable doubt while keeping them out of a legal firestorm.
 
2021-08-01 11:21:16 AM  
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A real audit of a few select states that Trump won would be "the fun part"
 
2021-08-01 11:17:12 AM  
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BizarreMan: Is it possible she's the Dem's Susan Collins?  So concerned?


No.

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/​p​olitics/arizona/2020/08/25/no-charges-​incident-explicit-photos-michelle-ugen​ti-rita-brian-townsend/5612797002/

she's a goofball Republican who had a sex scandal swept away.  the only thing shes "concerned" about is getting re-elected.  whcih she probably will, in her little Scottsdale enclave.  She had her sights on higher office, Sec. Of State, I think, and last week, as I posted above, got booed off the stage at a Trump rally.
 
2021-08-01 11:09:54 AM  
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Supporters of the effort blame stonewalling by Maricopa County. The county's Republican leaders refuse to cooperate, saying "competent auditors" have everything they would need to fully review the vote count.

That's called "being hung out to dry" or "being thrown under the bus." It's an occupational hazard when you work for the GOP.
 
2021-08-01 11:06:38 AM  
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This was a whole thing for show by impotent ragers. Even if something was found it would have to be submitted in a court to get any actual redress, and given the shiatshow, the whole thing is tainted.
 
2021-08-01 11:05:50 AM  
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No one wants to be added to the Dominion's lawsuit list.  They all talk a tough (insane) game but when it comes to owning the lie, they all punk-out like little biatches.
 
2021-08-01 11:02:04 AM  
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"Just say it was corrupt, we'll take care of the rest"

I have to admit, I remain convinced that the reason republicans are SO sure the election was tainted is because they themselves tainted it, and figure the only way they could cheat that hard and still lose is if they were out-cheated.
 
2021-08-01 10:58:41 AM  
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Xai: Funny how many GOP commentators were claiming that the 7 days it took to count the fist time was suspicious, but the mere fact they have apparently finished yet won't report until next month is completely fine...


The RQP knows that it takes time to come up with good bullshiat.
 
2021-08-01 10:53:41 AM  
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oldernell: The only people that will believe it are the already "true believers." They'll use it to rant and rave and genuflect at their rallies. Everyone else in the world knows it's a sham.


But if Republicans are saying the audit was botched, that means it didn't find any fraud.
 
2021-08-01 10:50:57 AM  
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The second audit should include the IRS, FEC, DOJ, and any other federal agency that has an interest in people overturning elections by corrupt audits.  We probably won't hear about those until the results are in, and the indictments handed down.
 
2021-08-01 8:15:55 AM  
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You mean a gaslighting report with no evidence of fraud yet desperately tries to cast doubt on a free and fair election?

We already knew that.
 
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