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(Twitter)   Covid can break your Wang, so get vaccinated or Willie the Wonder Wood gets it   (twitter.com) divider line
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2021-07-31 7:00:30 PM  
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2021-07-31 7:31:02 PM  
God, not my Wang!
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2021-07-31 7:47:01 PM  
HOTY candidate right here.
 
2021-07-31 9:02:32 PM  

Ken S.: God, not my Wang!
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Who had the worlds first computers?

Adam and Eve.

Eve had an Apple, and Adam had a Wang

/bah dum tiss
//I'll show myself out
 
2021-07-31 9:02:58 PM  
Hm. Get someone from marketing on the line ASAP and let's rebrand this thing as SARS-LIMPDICK-2.
 
2021-07-31 9:27:52 PM  
Gotta love the lack of subtlety in that graphic.
 
2021-07-31 9:33:03 PM  
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/yeah, I know, it's about covid not voting/elections
//sorry Wil?
///yes, definitely a little sorry, Wil
 
2021-07-31 9:52:06 PM  

SurfaceTension: Gotta love the lack of subtlety in that graphic.


Also that color scheme is racist as f*ck.
 
2021-07-31 11:02:28 PM  
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2021-07-31 11:22:15 PM  
You mean Matt "sex trafficker" Gates probably has a broken wang? Gosh that's terrible.
 
2021-07-31 11:45:48 PM  
Makes sense, it IS a blood vessel disease.
 
2021-07-31 11:55:24 PM  

Lsherm: Makes sense, it IS a blood vessel disease.


I thought it was a respiratory disease, so this would primarily affect blow jobs.
 
2021-08-01 12:07:06 AM  
Or 1 in 3 men had it already and are using covid as an excuse.
 
2021-08-01 12:08:29 AM  
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2021-08-01 12:10:37 AM  

thatguyoverthere70: Lsherm: Makes sense, it IS a blood vessel disease.

I thought it was a respiratory disease, so this would primarily affect blow jobs.


It's all related.

It's those small vessels, like you have in your lungs and your dick, that are affected the most.
 
2021-08-01 12:11:22 AM  
Get vaccinated, and self check daily....20-30 times.
 
2021-08-01 12:14:01 AM  
Whar weeners tag?!?!
 
2021-08-01 12:16:50 AM  
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2021-08-01 12:17:03 AM  
So covid's killing morons and those that survive can't reproduce? hmmm
 
2021-08-01 12:18:13 AM  
I believe in freedom, America, and disappointing women so I'll pass on the vaccine thank you very much.
 
2021-08-01 12:18:40 AM  
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2021-08-01 12:19:59 AM  

odinsposse: I believe in freedom, America, and disappointing women so I'll pass on the vaccine thank you very much.


Come on, man. There's more ways to disappoint a woman than just with a limp dick. Believe in yourself.
 
2021-08-01 12:21:28 AM  
Remarkably, the same companies who brought you the vaccine have a fix for that, too.
 
2021-08-01 12:25:31 AM  
I can confirm.  Had Covid, now I'm softer than that little biatch Caillou.
 
2021-08-01 12:29:39 AM  

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2021-08-01 12:34:08 AM  
I'm having a hard time deciding which is the worst case scenario here 😔
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2021-08-01 12:35:01 AM  
You know, I'm really starting to root for the anti-vaxxers. They won't do a simple task to help their neighbor when it really matters. As a result, many of them will die, and many of them will have trouble reproducing. Let them die sounds callous to your average empathetic person, but you have to look at the bigger picture.

Those that won't row in the same direction as the rest of us are going to row themselves out of the boat. The boat will be better off as a whole. I'm very sorry about the ones they drag out of the boat with them, but the captain didn't choose this. The dregs of society did. Society will be better off, in the long run.

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2021-08-01 12:35:49 AM  
The more ED conservatives have, the less little fascist babies theyre gonna have and less women are gonna be raped by the incels.

Good.
 
2021-08-01 12:37:09 AM  

dark brew: I can confirm.  Had Covid, now I'm softer than that little biatch Caillou.


I had a mild case back in July 2020 and it made me tired enough to not masturbate, but things have been looking up since then.
 
2021-08-01 12:37:47 AM  

lolmao500: The more ED conservatives have, the less little fascist babies theyre gonna have and less women are gonna be raped by the incels.

Good.


They will just get angrier.
 
2021-08-01 12:38:16 AM  

SurfaceTension: Gotta love the lack of subtlety in that graphic.


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2021-08-01 12:38:39 AM  
Where's that "Why do men" article post gone to? It was getting fun.
 
2021-08-01 12:39:16 AM  
Slowly why his wife told him that he's immune to the effects of Covid dawns on the governor....
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2021-08-01 12:39:38 AM  

Flincher: lolmao500: The more ED conservatives have, the less little fascist babies theyre gonna have and less women are gonna be raped by the incels.

Good.

They will just get angrier.


But the breathing problems will make their rage impotent.
 
2021-08-01 12:41:05 AM  

reveal101: You know, I'm really starting to root for the anti-vaxxers. They won't do a simple task to help their neighbor when it really matters. As a result, many of them will die, and many of them will have trouble reproducing. Let them die sounds callous to your average empathetic person, but you have to look at the bigger picture.

Those that won't row in the same direction as the rest of us are going to row themselves out of the boat. The boat will be better off as a whole. I'm very sorry about the ones they drag out of the boat with them, but the captain didn't choose this. The dregs of society did. Society will be better off, in the long run.

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There are two stories about the unvaccinated, and the other story is that minorities aren't getting vaccinated, either. Same for poor people.
 
2021-08-01 12:41:46 AM  
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2021-08-01 12:46:12 AM  

Lsherm: reveal101: You know, I'm really starting to root for the anti-vaxxers. They won't do a simple task to help their neighbor when it really matters. As a result, many of them will die, and many of them will have trouble reproducing. Let them die sounds callous to your average empathetic person, but you have to look at the bigger picture.

Those that won't row in the same direction as the rest of us are going to row themselves out of the boat. The boat will be better off as a whole. I'm very sorry about the ones they drag out of the boat with them, but the captain didn't choose this. The dregs of society did. Society will be better off, in the long run.

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There are two stories about the unvaccinated, and the other story is that minorities aren't getting vaccinated, either. Same for poor people.


It's been over six months. If poor people and minorities haven't stumbled their way in to one of the thousands of free clinics or pharmacies or hospitals that are open 24h a day, maybe they deserve whatever the hell comes to them?

At a certain point, blame for vaccine resistance among the poor and non-whites need to fall squarely on the shoulders of those not getting the vaccine.

We're throwing the stuff away, ferchrisakes.
 
2021-08-01 12:47:01 AM  

powhound: I'm having a hard time deciding which is the worst case scenario here 😔
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Good news, the graph from Fox news looks much better!
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2021-08-01 12:52:00 AM  

Lsherm: reveal101: You know, I'm really starting to root for the anti-vaxxers. They won't do a simple task to help their neighbor when it really matters. As a result, many of them will die, and many of them will have trouble reproducing. Let them die sounds callous to your average empathetic person, but you have to look at the bigger picture.

Those that won't row in the same direction as the rest of us are going to row themselves out of the boat. The boat will be better off as a whole. I'm very sorry about the ones they drag out of the boat with them, but the captain didn't choose this. The dregs of society did. Society will be better off, in the long run.

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There are two stories about the unvaccinated, and the other story is that minorities aren't getting vaccinated, either. Same for poor people.


Yes, I am fully aware of the plight of those poor souls.

I speak only of those that willfully refused it when they had the chance.

I'm not talking about those that can't get it for medical reason.
I'm not talking minorities with limited access or others in the same boat.
I'm talking about the "it'll give you a chip!" and the "not enough research" and the "it'll shed whargarbl" crowd.

That crowd has the second groups blood on their hands, and I think it's fitting that they will suffer too like the ones they didn't give two shiats about.
 
2021-08-01 12:53:20 AM  

Ken S.: powhound: I'm having a hard time deciding which is the worst case scenario here 😔
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Good news, the graph from Fox news looks much better![Fark user image 425x288]


More like the BBC.
 
2021-08-01 12:54:59 AM  
There may be a correlation but that doesn't mean there is a causal relationship.  It could be that being an impotent incel makes you more likely to be an anti-vaxxer.
 
2021-08-01 12:55:20 AM  
100,000 Men just ran out the door. :
 
2021-08-01 12:55:50 AM  
My anti vax mother was scolding me for getting the jab, especially after I already got covid and survived. I told her it was either that or start going to the doctor to get those little blue pills. I explained how the vax was shown to help symptoms of long haulers and that I'm longer and harder than I was 6 months ago. Damn if she didn't change the subject quickly.
 
2021-08-01 12:57:12 AM  

Ken S.: powhound: I'm having a hard time deciding which is the worst case scenario here 😔
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Good news, the graph from Fox news looks much better![Fark user image 425x288]


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2021-08-01 12:58:00 AM  

NINEv2: Whar weeners tag?!?!


Missed opportunity

*shakes head*
 
2021-08-01 12:59:30 AM  

Ken S.: powhound: I'm having a hard time deciding which is the worst case scenario here 😔
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Good news, the graph from Fox news looks much better![Fark user image image 425x288]


Hahahaha
 
2021-08-01 1:00:34 AM  
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2021-08-01 1:03:59 AM  

Chris Crude: My anti vax mother was scolding me for getting the jab, especially after I already got covid and survived. I told her it was either that or start going to the doctor to get those little blue pills. I explained how the vax was shown to help symptoms of long haulers and that I'm longer and harder than I was 6 months ago. Damn if she didn't change the subject quickly.


The craziest part is I believe you that this actually happened.
 
2021-08-01 1:09:13 AM  
I feel like if they had led with this, a lot more people would've never questioned the vaccine at all.
 
2021-08-01 1:13:36 AM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I feel like if they had led with this, a lot more people would've never questioned the vaccine at all.


I wonder how many bikers are aware that motorcycles are the leading cause of traumatic castrations in the US. Turns out an 800lb object pressing your balls into your pelvis at 50mph turns them into pea soup. At least they wear a helmet, generally.

I'll take a vaccine and drive a sporty sedan, thanks.
 
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