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(Fox2 Detroit)   Gun-toting Burger King cashier goes way off-brand on "Have It Your Way" philosophy   (fox2detroit.com) divider line
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2021-07-31 7:25:35 PM  
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2021-07-31 11:06:48 PM  
Guns are just expensive paperweights if you're not going to shoot somebody
 
2021-07-31 11:09:27 PM  
A fast food employee? I completely sympathize. The customers had it coming, no need for further info.
 
2021-07-31 11:09:27 PM  
To be fair, if I had a job where I had to deal with actual retail customers, I might eventually resort to this.
 
2021-07-31 11:12:37 PM  
I'm just trying to imagine a customer service job where it would be acceptable to point a gun at customers. I mean, I can understand why the question 'would you point a gun at a customer you disagree with' wouldn't be a part of the interview process but maybe it should be added.

Towing company front desk agent! There it is. I bet they actually have that question in the interview and reject applicants that answer 'no'
 
2021-07-31 11:17:09 PM  
Just because it makes me giggle like an idiot:

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2021-07-31 11:17:36 PM  
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2021-07-31 11:18:34 PM  

Jaws_Victim: A fast food employee? I completely sympathize. The customers had it coming, no need for further info.


This is interesting. Violence at fast food joints nearly always originates from the customer, but, well, Detroit, I guess.
 
2021-07-31 11:19:25 PM  
Bullet King.
 
2021-07-31 11:20:22 PM  
HAVE IT YOUR WAAAAARRRRGHHHH
 
2021-07-31 11:21:35 PM  
a disagreement over the payment method.

Were they trying to pay with Canadian dollars, Monopoly money, Bitcoins, bartering with their singing skills or sex or drugs, or what?  The only thing I can think of that makes an iota of sense is a cancelled credit card.  But then the appropriate response would be to say, "Go away or I will call the police."  Oh, stupid me!  They wanted to pay with all pennies in order to make a video that thought would make them internet famous for 5ive (5ive-- how did I type that?) minutes.  That almost warrants pulling a gun, but not quite.
 
2021-07-31 11:25:23 PM  

TorpedoOrca: I'm just trying to imagine a customer service job where it would be acceptable to point a gun at customers. I mean, I can understand why the question 'would you point a gun at a customer you disagree with' wouldn't be a part of the interview process but maybe it should be added.

Towing company front desk agent! There it is. I bet they actually have that question in the interview and reject applicants that answer 'no'


Repo Man
Night clerk at an hourly motel
Police Officer
K-Mart janitor*

/*It's a pellet gun.  But damn, cleaning shiat off the bathroom ceiling must get old.
 
2021-07-31 11:27:23 PM  
They probably wanted to use Bitcoin, so violence is part of the blockchain.
 
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2021-07-31 11:31:20 PM  

aagrajag: Jaws_Victim: A fast food employee? I completely sympathize. The customers had it coming, no need for further info.

This is interesting. Violence at fast food joints nearly always originates from the customer, but, well, Detroit, I guess.


Livonia is close in proximity to Detroit. But it's like Georgetown vs DC. Buckhead vs Atlanta. Etc etc. So no.
 
2021-07-31 11:32:35 PM  
Just when I thought that the service as Burger King couldn't get any worse.
 
2021-07-31 11:39:07 PM  

OkieDookie: TorpedoOrca: I'm just trying to imagine a customer service job where it would be acceptable to point a gun at customers. I mean, I can understand why the question 'would you point a gun at a customer you disagree with' wouldn't be a part of the interview process but maybe it should be added.

Towing company front desk agent! There it is. I bet they actually have that question in the interview and reject applicants that answer 'no'

Repo Man
Night clerk at an hourly motel
Police Officer
K-Mart janitor*

/*It's a pellet gun.  But damn, cleaning shiat off the bathroom ceiling must get old.


Police officers don't have customers.
 
2021-07-31 11:39:32 PM  
I ain't getting paid enough for this.
 
2021-07-31 11:48:32 PM  
Cheddar  Bob is not taking this shaite
 
2021-07-31 11:48:56 PM  
DING FRIES ARE DONE
 
2021-07-31 11:52:29 PM  
Have it your Way was like 78% inflation ago, and burger king salaries ain't gone up
 
2021-07-31 11:53:12 PM  
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Not Safe For Work language, obviously.
 
2021-07-31 11:53:12 PM  

Moniker o' Shame: a disagreement over the payment method.

Were they trying to pay with Canadian dollars, Monopoly money, Bitcoins, bartering with their singing skills or sex or drugs, or what?  The only thing I can think of that makes an iota of sense is a cancelled credit card.  But then the appropriate response would be to say, "Go away or I will call the police."  Oh, stupid me!  They wanted to pay with all pennies in order to make a video that thought would make them internet famous for 5ive (5ive-- how did I type that?) minutes.  That almost warrants pulling a gun, but not quite.


He tried to pay with a $2 bill.
 
2021-07-31 11:53:18 PM  
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would like a word
 
2021-07-31 11:53:25 PM  

austerity101: Police officers don't have customers.


if i call them, they show up.
i'm the customer.
 
2021-08-01 12:00:18 AM  

emonk: To be fair, if I had a job where I had to deal with actual retail customers, I might eventually resort to this.


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2021-08-01 12:02:54 AM  

gameshowhost: DING FRIES ARE DONE


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2021-08-01 12:04:18 AM  

moothemagiccow: austerity101: Police officers don't have customers.

if i call them, they show up.
i'm the customer.


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2021-08-01 12:09:22 AM  

Autoerotic Defenestration: moothemagiccow: austerity101: Police officers don't have customers.

if i call them, they show up.
i'm the customer.

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i have no idea wtf you're talking about but yeah if i call 911 b/c my house is on fire and they don't put it out

i'm gonna write a scathing review on google maps after i replace my laptop
 
2021-08-01 12:14:58 AM  

moothemagiccow: [Fark user image 501x500]


i have no idea wtf you're talking about but yeah if i call 911 b/c my house is on fire and they don't put it out

i'm gonna write a scathing review on google maps after i replace my laptop


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2021-08-01 12:15:22 AM  

moothemagiccow: Autoerotic Defenestration: moothemagiccow: austerity101: Police officers don't have customers.

if i call them, they show up.
i'm the customer.

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i have no idea wtf you're talking about but yeah if i call 911 b/c my house is on fire and they don't put it out

i'm gonna write a scathing review on google maps after i replace my laptop


As well you should if the 911 operator sends the police to put out your house fire.  That would be as silly as sending a social worker to a domestic violence call.
 
2021-08-01 1:21:13 AM  
I know that what he did was wrong, but part of me is. Saying, "WAY TO GO!". I worked retail for 20 years, and there were a few times that if I had a gun I just might have.. well.  Today, being a drive thru casheer can be dangerous. Not only do you get food thrown at you and in Florida it can be a gator.  I guess the guy just had enough.
 
2021-08-01 1:42:10 AM  

casual disregard: I ain't getting paid enough for this.


i like them.
 
2021-08-01 1:45:01 AM  
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2021-08-01 2:24:57 AM  
Rocheleau waived his preliminary exam and will be back in court Aug. 5 for an arraignment.

You sit an exam before going into court? What do they test you on? Algebra? English Literature? Western History? Do we quiz them on Molecular Biology to weed out the ones who might be stupid about vaccines?
 
2021-08-01 2:37:08 AM  
Hubby always tosses change in the center cubby of the car. I like paper bills, so I add enough change to get even bills back. This confuses cashiers (& sometimes Hubby). Why is this wrong? Working in Auntie's B&Rs in HS taught me how to make change, so I'm baffled when I see a cashier using a calculator app on a phone. Don't registers automatically tott up the diff? How is simple maths so hard? Recently, I had a $7.78 order. I gave the window $10.03 so I'd get $2.25 back. You've thought I'd asked her to multiply the Fibonacci sequence by π! She called her Mom Manager to the window to complain about me! Momager (not making this up) actually said I was doing it "wrong" and making everyone's life harder on purpose simply because I wanted to get rid of 3d. I asked for my $2.25? She & daughter could not work out the proper change. What the hell, America?
 
2021-08-01 2:47:39 AM  
*chambers round* have it MY way
 
2021-08-01 2:51:44 AM  
"Have it your way" easily could have replaced "Do you feel lucky, Punk?" in the hands of a lesser writer.
 
2021-08-01 4:11:58 AM  

aagrajag: Just because it makes me giggle like an idiot:

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I wonder if I could get away with opening a North African restaurant called Berber King.
 
2021-08-01 4:33:12 AM  

OkieDookie: TorpedoOrca: I'm just trying to imagine a customer service job where it would be acceptable to point a gun at customers. I mean, I can understand why the question 'would you point a gun at a customer you disagree with' wouldn't be a part of the interview process but maybe it should be added.

Towing company front desk agent! There it is. I bet they actually have that question in the interview and reject applicants that answer 'no'

Repo Man
Night clerk at an hourly motel
Police Officer
K-Mart janitor*

/*It's a pellet gun.  But damn, cleaning shiat off the bathroom ceiling must get old.


cleaning shiat off a bathroom ceiling. damn. that's some hectic imagination there bub.
 
2021-08-01 6:06:33 AM  
It must be frustrating watching all those people in cars you can't ever hope to afford at your $7.25 an hour job.  If I worked there, I'd want to rob the customers too. It only makes sense!
 
2021-08-01 9:10:50 AM  
The one employee bringing "heat" to Burger King product


/ 'cause they're famously lukewarm when you take them out of the bag
 
2021-08-01 9:33:39 AM  

waxbeans: Guns are just expensive paperweights if you're not going to shoot somebody


But at least they have a purpose until you need them.  You ever try and shoot someone with a cheap paperweight? It just doesn't work.
 
2021-08-01 10:33:52 AM  

MythDragon: waxbeans: Guns are just expensive paperweights if you're not going to shoot somebody

But at least they have a purpose until you need them.  You ever try and shoot someone with a cheap paperweight? It just doesn't work.


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I don't know man you hit somebody  just right it's the same shiat.
 
2021-08-01 11:56:59 AM  
The 2nd amendment is a curse upon this country.
 
2021-08-01 12:08:11 PM  
I'm guessing they called him a midget, oompa loompa or something and he just got super pissed. Hopefully he'll get off using the black man's "N-word" defense.
 
2021-08-01 12:57:54 PM  

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2021-08-01 1:01:52 PM  

MythDragon: waxbeans: Guns are just expensive paperweights if you're not going to shoot somebody

But at least they have a purpose until you need them.  You ever try and shoot someone with a cheap paperweight? It just doesn't work.


Real men bludgeon.
 
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