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(News4Jax)   Florida Man, Florida Man, drunkenly loses a child wherever he can. Florida Man   (news4jax.com) divider line
    More: Florida, English-language films, child neglect, Surveillance, Reginal Horner, God's Little Creations Day Care, Security, Pine Street, Police  
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2021-07-31 7:55:46 PM  
According to the Palatka Police Department, Reginal Horner picked up the child from God's Little Creations Day Care on Pine Street but then came back a short time later and told the day care employees he hadn't taken the child and didn't know where the child was.

Reginal Horner
Sat in the corner
Chugging a Colt 45
He picked up his son
Then forgot what he'd done
And said 'What a drunk boy am I'
 
2021-07-31 8:11:28 PM  
At least he didn't leave the kid in a car.
 
2021-07-31 8:16:26 PM  
Are we saying we wanted him driving around with the child?
 
2021-07-31 8:24:45 PM  
They have a fight, triangle wins. Florida man.
 
2021-07-31 8:27:07 PM  
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2021-07-31 8:34:36 PM  
Rudy Giuliani needs to do a performative speech in the parking lot of God's Little Creations Day Care as soon as possible. It seems like his kind of place
 
2021-07-31 8:42:45 PM  
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I'd leave the kid behind too.
 
2021-07-31 8:43:35 PM  
CPS-Man, CPS-Man, archenemy of Florida-man.
Sends him to jail whenever he can.
That's why Florida-man hates CPS-Man.
 
2021-07-31 8:44:28 PM  

Walker: According to the Palatka Police Department, Reginal Horner picked up the child from God's Little Creations Day Care on Pine Street but then came back a short time later and told the day care employees he hadn't taken the child and didn't know where the child was.

Reginal Horner
Sat in the corner
Chugging a Colt 45
He picked up his son
Then forgot what he'd done
And said 'What a drunk boy am I'


This guy's given name is an adjective. He probably would not be pleased to learn it means "of or relating to a queen"
 
2021-07-31 8:50:06 PM  

aagrajag: Walker: According to the Palatka Police Department, Reginal Horner picked up the child from God's Little Creations Day Care on Pine Street but then came back a short time later and told the day care employees he hadn't taken the child and didn't know where the child was.

Reginal Horner
Sat in the corner
Chugging a Colt 45
He picked up his son
Then forgot what he'd done
And said 'What a drunk boy am I'

This guy's given name is an adjective. He probably would not be pleased to learn it means "of or relating to a queen"


Not that there's anything wrong with that.
 
2021-07-31 8:53:18 PM  
Given that it's Florida, at least he didn't find a rougher skinned babysitter


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2021-07-31 9:16:05 PM  
> Police said Horner was showing signs of being intoxicated

How do you identify the difference between this an just being a parent?
 
2021-07-31 9:29:13 PM  
Ah yes, Palatka. A special kind of Florida.
 
2021-07-31 9:34:07 PM  
Wrong song tho.
 
2021-07-31 9:39:15 PM  

corq: Ah yes, Palatka. A special kind of Florida.


At least it wasn't Apopka.
 
2021-07-31 11:36:04 PM  

OkieDookie: corq: Ah yes, Palatka. A special kind of Florida.

At least it wasn't Apopka.


Sheeeiit, Apopka is the Palatka of Orange County.
 
2021-08-01 10:42:25 AM  
Yet another thing you can't do while Black.
 
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