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(Twitter)   You've heard about Olympic condoms, but did you know Olympic balls are the best?   (twitter.com) divider line
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2021-07-31 3:11:37 PM  
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2021-07-31 3:38:32 PM  
Big Balls
Youtube xPlqLHcphyw
 
2021-07-31 3:46:24 PM  
No, the balls must be American made and rubbed with the secret mud.
 
2021-07-31 6:45:18 PM  
Why is that ball better?
 
2021-07-31 6:46:11 PM  

aleister_greynight: [YouTube video: Big Balls]


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2021-07-31 6:54:40 PM  

question_dj: No, the balls must be American made and rubbed with the secret mud.


....or Crisco, Vagisil, Bardahl, and snot.

Major League (3/10) Movie CLIP - You Put Snot on the Ball? (1989) HD
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2021-07-31 7:27:05 PM  

The_Sponge: question_dj: No, the balls must be American made and rubbed with the secret mud.

....or Crisco, Vagisil, Bardahl, and snot.

[YouTube video: Major League (3/10) Movie CLIP - You Put Snot on the Ball? (1989) HD]


Baseball mud
 
2021-07-31 7:33:49 PM  
Yea ... like MLB is going to use a ball that they don't have complete control of the manufacturing process.  Sure.
 
2021-07-31 7:48:23 PM  
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2021-07-31 8:02:31 PM  
ACDC Big Balls
Youtube 6amRqbEj4rs
 
2021-07-31 8:07:41 PM  
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2021-07-31 8:22:33 PM  

question_dj: The_Sponge: question_dj: No, the balls must be American made and rubbed with the secret mud.

....or Crisco, Vagisil, Bardahl, and snot.

[YouTube video: Major League (3/10) Movie CLIP - You Put Snot on the Ball? (1989) HD]

Baseball mud


Baseball rubbing mud is mud used to treat balls in the sport of baseball to give pitchers better control and a firmer grip on the balls.


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2021-07-31 8:24:29 PM  

question_dj: The_Sponge: question_dj: No, the balls must be American made and rubbed with the secret mud.

....or Crisco, Vagisil, Bardahl, and snot.

[YouTube video: Major League (3/10) Movie CLIP - You Put Snot on the Ball? (1989) HD]

Baseball mud


I know...I just needed an excuse to post that.
 
2021-07-31 8:49:10 PM  

question_dj: No, the balls must be American made and rubbed with the secret mud.


Well the Olympics are using the exact same mud to rub the balls. And MLB baseballs are made in Costa Rica.
 
2021-08-01 12:59:29 AM  

dywed88: Well the Olympics are using the exact same mud to rub the balls.


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2021-08-01 6:42:51 AM  
The balls contain a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
 
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