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2021-07-31 1:31:55 AM  

austerity101: powhound: Hilarious. The math teacher in the room next to me is a Mormon Trump voter. He's also a nice guy.

I'm sure some Nazis were real cheerful, too.

He is not a nice guy. You are just insulated by privilege.


Well, you do you. Not knowing me or anything you know? Love and hate doesn't have to necessarily be binary.
 
2021-07-31 1:37:09 AM  

Candy Colored Clown: I wish someone would just casually roll his ass out of the chamber while he's caterwauling.


I'd watch that on C-SPAN.

While laughing my ass off.
 
2021-07-31 1:44:28 AM  

aagrajag: Shaggy_C: The way he triggers liberals one has to think he has eyes on the White House. The fact that he is in a chair and pro-Nazi would round out the full on anti-FDR status.

He's sociopathic, photogenic, and can hide behind his wheelchair from any criticism. Yeah, he's dangerous.


I'm in a wheelchair too, so I volunteer for a cripple fight, whenever my turn comes after waiting in what is an undoubtedly long line.

Ahh, who am I kidding...there will be no fight. He'll prove evolution by growing a new pair of legs and running like hell
 
2021-07-31 1:47:45 AM  

culebra: [Fark user image image 850x1133]


Holy shiat. Is that real?

I'd already put Madison "I'm 5!" at around 5 - 6 years old.
After reading that? I'd put him between 7 - 8. Tops
 
2021-07-31 1:56:22 AM  

Be polite walk on the right: Madison is a girl's name.

/book it
//someone get the lights


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/1984 is when the movie "Splash" came out, and singlehandedly turned it from a boy's name into a girl's name
 
2021-07-31 1:58:51 AM  

valkore: Shakin_Haitian: [Fark user image image 293x200]

A dummy in a wheelchair. Fits perfectly!

/What movie is this clip from?


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2021-07-31 2:05:45 AM  

Gyrfalcon: culebra: Christ, what a jagoff.

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That's his real handwriting?

Goddamn, he is mentally challenged. He writes like someone who never held a pencil before.


To be fair, he did come out of a crippling auto accident, and that damage could explain the cartoonishly bad handwriting.

After my aneurysm blew, I had some brain damage thanks to being deprived oxygen as my blood supply collected in my chest instead of circulating. It definitely affected my handwriting and I had to relearn how to paint and draw. My first attempts at both were...to be honest, they scared the sh*t out of me. My calligraphy has never recovered, save with a brush-my katakana and kanji both improved. It took months of practice to be legible, and my drawing style changed quite a lot.

I try to reserve judgement on his handwriting until I can see examples before his crash. I mean, he is the sort of douchebro to have cartoonishly bad written skills, but some of that could be brain/spinal damage.
 
2021-07-31 2:06:45 AM  

jclaggett: millerthyme: EdwardTellerhands: pheed: [uploads.dailydot.com image 850x589]

Maybe he signs with his foot.

I've pissed my name in the snow before and it looked better than that!
(Although it was my girlfriend's handwriting)

While in Canada, right?


Farkin' eh
 
2021-07-31 2:07:38 AM  

Gyrfalcon: culebra: Christ, what a jagoff.

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That's his real handwriting?

Goddamn, he is mentally challenged. He writes like someone who never held a pencil before.


Madison is too pretty for the likes of you people

The Bubble - 30 Rock
Youtube UAQoXOLlvT0
 
2021-07-31 2:25:56 AM  

Somacandra: Not going to cry a tear if that little over privileged Hitler-worshipping snowflak​e shiat stain gets his clock cleaned on a street corner and dies from the embarrassment.


These people don't feel embarrassment. It's their greatest strength.

The shiat that would make you or I stop or at least check ourselves and want to do better is a different language to them. They take no accountability for anything they've done or said unless it's praise.  They're trash but unlike most human trash they keep wearing a suit and denying or ignoring any accusations.

The only consequences that matter to them are electoral, financial ( but even then not really) and judicial.
 
2021-07-31 2:28:38 AM  

hubiestubert: I try to reserve judgement on his handwriting until I can see examples before his crash.


It's not about the orthography, good sir.
 
2021-07-31 2:36:00 AM  
He caught the plague and died?
 
2021-07-31 2:36:36 AM  
He's a train wreck. It's hard to imagine someone less qualified to serve in congress, and that's a very low bar.
 
2021-07-31 2:53:03 AM  

powhound: austerity101: powhound: Hilarious. The math teacher in the room next to me is a Mormon Trump voter. He's also a nice guy.

I'm sure some Nazis were real cheerful, too.

He is not a nice guy. You are just insulated by privilege.

Well, you do you. Not knowing me or anything you know? Love and hate doesn't have to necessarily be binary.


I don't remember using either of those words, but I can tell you you're most likely white, male, and straight/cisgender, because when you're not? Those "nice" people stop being very nice. And you don't see that, because of your privilege.

Me, I don't consider anyone who supports Republican Nazi scum as "nice." I can't imagine a definition of "nice" that would accommodate such a morally monstrous existence.

But hey, yeah, I'm sure he's a super awesome swell super cool dude yo. Totally.
 
2021-07-31 2:53:55 AM  

gas giant: [Fark user image 402x600]


Is that Point Reyes?
 
2021-07-31 2:57:17 AM  
Has he met a living, breathing human before and like...talked to them?
 
2021-07-31 3:07:27 AM  

hubiestubert: Gyrfalcon: culebra: Christ, what a jagoff.

[Fark user image 540x720]

That's his real handwriting?

Goddamn, he is mentally challenged. He writes like someone who never held a pencil before.

To be fair, he did come out of a crippling auto accident, and that damage could explain the cartoonishly bad handwriting.

After my aneurysm blew, I had some brain damage thanks to being deprived oxygen as my blood supply collected in my chest instead of circulating. It definitely affected my handwriting and I had to relearn how to paint and draw. My first attempts at both were...to be honest, they scared the sh*t out of me. My calligraphy has never recovered, save with a brush-my katakana and kanji both improved. It took months of practice to be legible, and my drawing style changed quite a lot.

I try to reserve judgement on his handwriting until I can see examples before his crash. I mean, he is the sort of douchebro to have cartoonishly bad written skills, but some of that could be brain/spinal damage.


As usual, you have a good point. I should not be busting his probably-non-working balls about his handwriting.

Just curious: can you post any examples of your brush calligraphy? I'm kind of a kanji nerd.
 
2021-07-31 3:09:28 AM  
Anyway else think the "I will not let it stand" line is a little ironic?
 
2021-07-31 3:17:40 AM  
Cut his legs off.

/he's not using them
 
2021-07-31 3:46:26 AM  

austerity101: powhound: austerity101: powhound: Hilarious. The math teacher in the room next to me is a Mormon Trump voter. He's also a nice guy.

I'm sure some Nazis were real cheerful, too.

He is not a nice guy. You are just insulated by privilege.

Well, you do you. Not knowing me or anything you know? Love and hate doesn't have to necessarily be binary.

I don't remember using either of those words, but I can tell you you're most likely white, male, and straight/cisgender, because when you're not? Those "nice" people stop being very nice. And you don't see that, because of your privilege.

Me, I don't consider anyone who supports Republican Nazi scum as "nice." I can't imagine a definition of "nice" that would accommodate such a morally monstrous existence.

But hey, yeah, I'm sure he's a super awesome swell super cool dude yo. Totally.


Yeah, but you think the Moon is racist, so it's hard to tell what you think "nice" would be.
 
2021-07-31 3:47:55 AM  

hubiestubert: Gyrfalcon: culebra: Christ, what a jagoff.

[Fark user image 540x720]

That's his real handwriting?

Goddamn, he is mentally challenged. He writes like someone who never held a pencil before.

To be fair, he did come out of a crippling auto accident, and that damage could explain the cartoonishly bad handwriting.

After my aneurysm blew, I had some brain damage thanks to being deprived oxygen as my blood supply collected in my chest instead of circulating. It definitely affected my handwriting and I had to relearn how to paint and draw. My first attempts at both were...to be honest, they scared the sh*t out of me. My calligraphy has never recovered, save with a brush-my katakana and kanji both improved. It took months of practice to be legible, and my drawing style changed quite a lot.

I try to reserve judgement on his handwriting until I can see examples before his crash. I mean, he is the sort of douchebro to have cartoonishly bad written skills, but some of that could be brain/spinal damage.


On the other hand,
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if he lacks fine motor control of his fingers, then handing him a sniper rifle is as irresponsible as handing whiskey and car keys to teen-age boys.
 
2021-07-31 3:51:47 AM  

austerity101: powhound: austerity101: powhound: Hilarious. The math teacher in the room next to me is a Mormon Trump voter. He's also a nice guy.

I'm sure some Nazis were real cheerful, too.

He is not a nice guy. You are just insulated by privilege.

Well, you do you. Not knowing me or anything you know? Love and hate doesn't have to necessarily be binary.

I don't remember using either of those words, but I can tell you you're most likely white, male, and straight/cisgender, because when you're not? Those "nice" people stop being very nice. And you don't see that, because of your privilege.

Me, I don't consider anyone who supports Republican Nazi scum as "nice." I can't imagine a definition of "nice" that would accommodate such a morally monstrous existence.

But hey, yeah, I'm sure he's a super awesome swell super cool dude yo. Totally.


We are both educators. We can both parse information. Sure I'm straight but most of the ladies in my life are not. My first best friend growing up as a young teen was flaming gay. So no, I don't live my life through "straight white privilege".

You hate everybody that you don't agree with 100%. I'm not the same. Even though I don't have your life experience, that doesn't mean you can't spread love over hate.
 
2021-07-31 4:21:52 AM  

culebra: He caught the plague?


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2021-07-31 4:49:52 AM  

aagrajag: Gordon Bennett: culebra: Christ, what a jagoff.

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Seriously, how can a non-re(dacted) adult have handwriting that childish? I almost never hand-write anything in English anymore, and even my script is still nicer than that.


I thought he was re(dacted). It's the only explanation.
 
2021-07-31 5:50:14 AM  
I thought the headline meant that he'd put wooden wheels on his chair.
 
2021-07-31 6:18:21 AM  
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2021-07-31 6:19:54 AM  

Psychopompous: hubiestubert: Gyrfalcon: culebra: Christ, what a jagoff.

[Fark user image 540x720]

That's his real handwriting?

Goddamn, he is mentally challenged. He writes like someone who never held a pencil before.

To be fair, he did come out of a crippling auto accident, and that damage could explain the cartoonishly bad handwriting.

After my aneurysm blew, I had some brain damage thanks to being deprived oxygen as my blood supply collected in my chest instead of circulating. It definitely affected my handwriting and I had to relearn how to paint and draw. My first attempts at both were...to be honest, they scared the sh*t out of me. My calligraphy has never recovered, save with a brush-my katakana and kanji both improved. It took months of practice to be legible, and my drawing style changed quite a lot.

I try to reserve judgement on his handwriting until I can see examples before his crash. I mean, he is the sort of douchebro to have cartoonishly bad written skills, but some of that could be brain/spinal damage.

On the other hand,
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if he lacks fine motor control of his fingers, then handing him a sniper rifle is as irresponsible as handing whiskey and car keys to teen-age boys.


Like I said, he IS the sort of douchebro who would be THAT guy, but also, I can see him posing with a gun for a photo-op, getting pushed around the woods to punch a rotting tree, desperate to look like something he's not. I just put it out there, because I've been there.

He is, no matter what, an irresponsible little d*ck weasel who is likely going to star in his own Kenny Rogers/Cake video fairly soon, and for damn sure he's a grifty little sh*t who is trying to snatch as many dollars as possible before he has to go home and see his father's disappointment that he'll never be a real man again.

Cake - Ruby, Don't Take Your love To Town
Youtube VDqOBh0k9pU
 
2021-07-31 6:36:31 AM  
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2021-07-31 6:42:50 AM  

hubiestubert: Kid, you could have just said, "YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME," and everyone would have gotten exactly where* you were coming from.

*Miss Ida's Grade Three classroom, South Wing.


Except for the fact that Madame Speaker is the house boss whether he likes it or not. He's not even important enough to rate a "good boy" clap from the speaker.
 
2021-07-31 7:08:15 AM  
So he's against the government forcing medical decisions on someone?

Does he feel the same way about abortion rights?  I'm guessing not...
 
2021-07-31 7:10:50 AM  
Ah yes, the douche bro with the fark around find out origin story.
 
2021-07-31 7:22:54 AM  

HawgWild: Dude, f*ck this dude ...


We have been saying that here in NC for awhile now.
 
2021-07-31 7:30:49 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: [Fark user image image 425x479]


Or a dip shiat rj knockoff
 
2021-07-31 7:38:16 AM  

alienated: SInce this seems to be about acting .
Sigh.

Hero :

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Context - the character was hurt so bad he finished his classes at the Naval Academy from his hospital bed.

Zero :

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Rejected from Annapolis , leaves friend to die in a wreck, cannot even place his sidearm in a way he could access it without difficulty, has some stupid Spartan logo on his garbage gear. I would bet he does not care about that canines hearing either.

In length- fark that guy. I would love to see a real Vet in a chair beat his ass. Bonus if it was an Enlisted Marine . I would use my car as collateral to bail said Marine out of jail.


I'm sure he's a tough guy. Look at that pose.
 
2021-07-31 7:45:16 AM  
What a farking wiener.
 
2021-07-31 7:49:09 AM  

pheed: [uploads.dailydot.com image 850x589]


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2021-07-31 7:57:09 AM  
This is the grifter that raised money on the promise of bailing out arrested anti-maskers, but is using the money for his campaign.
 
2021-07-31 7:58:03 AM  
I think he is just mad he can't bend his knees anymore.
 
2021-07-31 8:03:09 AM  

Purple_Urkle: thiefofdreams: I wish the tree had won that fight.

I had a friend who was hit by a tree.
She woke up in the hospital.

Trees hit hard.
Madison Cawthorn only fights small trees that pose no threats whatsoever.


I'm a mountain biker. Trees are rudeAF. They like never step out of your way and are more than happy to stop you cold.
 
2021-07-31 8:16:16 AM  

SisterMaryElephant: Class.

Class.

CLASS.


SSHHUUUUTTTTT UUUUUUPPPPP


Thank You.


I see what you did there!

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2021-07-31 8:20:22 AM  

GlenninSac: HighwayBill: Foghorn Cauthon
Madison Leghorn
Fogison Legthorn
Madhorn Legthorn
Madleg Carhorn
David Cawthorn
Maglev Davhorn
Catheter Maglite
...

"SCOOTER"


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2021-07-31 8:23:27 AM  

austerity101: I just can't with his handwriting. He's a f*cking Nazi toddler. He's like a Hitlerjugend from Jojo Rabbit.


I met this kid in Florida who was attending community College in Brevard County, Fla. Talking to him, he seemed reasonably intelligent.

Then I saw a handwriting sample reading a paragraph of an essay he was trying to write -- he was trying to write that introductory "thesis" paragraph.

I was, like, "he's illiterate, almost -- how did he get out of high school??"
 
2021-07-31 8:27:40 AM  

RasIanI: austerity101: I just can't with his handwriting. He's a f*cking Nazi toddler. He's like a Hitlerjugend from Jojo Rabbit.

I met this kid in Florida who was attending community College in Brevard County, Fla. Talking to him, he seemed reasonably intelligent.

Then I saw a handwriting sample reading a paragraph of an essay he was trying to write -- he was trying to write that introductory "thesis" paragraph.

I was, like, "he's illiterate, almost -- how did he get out of high school??"


-
community College in Brevard County, Fla.

And there's your reason.
 
2021-07-31 8:29:01 AM  

AurizenDarkstar: bloobeary: If you're going to pick a hill to die on, one that will actually kill you seems on point.

Someone needs to push him down a hill with a tall cliff at the end.


Mac and Me (4/11) Movie CLIP - Mac Saves Eric (1988) HD
Youtube SXeVjXg9BFU
 
2021-07-31 8:37:31 AM  
So this is what a crisis actor looks like.
 
2021-07-31 8:51:04 AM  

NewportBarGuy: He's not not physically challenged.
F*cking idiot.


His greatest challenge isn't physical, that's for sure.
 
2021-07-31 9:02:48 AM  
He said he will not stand....
*snerk*
 
2021-07-31 9:03:19 AM  

Psychopompous: hubiestubert: Gyrfalcon: culebra: Christ, what a jagoff.

[Fark user image 540x720]

That's his real handwriting?

Goddamn, he is mentally challenged. He writes like someone who never held a pencil before.

To be fair, he did come out of a crippling auto accident, and that damage could explain the cartoonishly bad handwriting.

After my aneurysm blew, I had some brain damage thanks to being deprived oxygen as my blood supply collected in my chest instead of circulating. It definitely affected my handwriting and I had to relearn how to paint and draw. My first attempts at both were...to be honest, they scared the sh*t out of me. My calligraphy has never recovered, save with a brush-my katakana and kanji both improved. It took months of practice to be legible, and my drawing style changed quite a lot.

I try to reserve judgement on his handwriting until I can see examples before his crash. I mean, he is the sort of douchebro to have cartoonishly bad written skills, but some of that could be brain/spinal damage.

On the other hand,
[Fark user image image 768x432]
if he lacks fine motor control of his fingers, then handing him a sniper rifle is as irresponsible as handing whiskey and car keys to teen-age boys.


Bad faith argument? On fark?
 
2021-07-31 9:14:20 AM  
Telling people Rep. Cawthorn needs a wheelchair to get around VIOLATES HIS HIPPA!!!
 
2021-07-31 9:17:12 AM  
Earlier this year he tried to board a commercial flight with a loaded firearm so he's in deep shiat for that too.
 
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