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5581 clicks; posted to Politics » on 30 Jul 2021 at 11:05 PM (11 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-07-30 11:28:41 PM  
I wish someone would just casually roll his ass out of the chamber while he's caterwauling.
 
2021-07-30 11:34:55 PM  
He reminds me of Professor X.  if Professor X's mutant power was just being a coont.
 
2021-07-30 11:35:01 PM  
Madison is a girl's name.

/book it
//someone get the lights
 
2021-07-30 11:35:12 PM  

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farking Sitler.

/Not mine
 
2021-07-30 11:35:22 PM  
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2021-07-30 11:35:58 PM  

dsmith42: alienated: SInce this seems to be about acting .
Sigh.

Hero :

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Context - the character was hurt so bad he finished his classes at the Naval Academy from his hospital bed.

Zero :

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Rejected from Annapolis , leaves friend to die in a wreck, cannot even place his sidearm in a way he could access it without difficulty, has some stupid Spartan logo on his garbage gear. I would bet he does not care about that canines hearing either.

In length- fark that guy. I would love to see a real Vet in a chair beat his ass. Bonus if it was an Enlisted Marine . I would use my car as collateral to bail said Marine out of jail.

Super bonus if an actual crippled veteran broke her foot off in his ass.

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Wearing a Joe Walsh shirt. Awesome.
 
2021-07-30 11:36:58 PM  

luna1580: madison, a secret twink who got all rapey with his overcompensations-

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fark this little ill educated ken doll!

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Kick em out of the fetish club.
They don't play by the rules.
 
2021-07-30 11:37:37 PM  
He also got an ethics complaint filed against him today and tried to board a plane with a gun.

https://mobile.twitter.com/juliegrace​b​/status/1421243807941611521

https://mobile.twitter.com/RedTRaccoo​n​/status/1421287730236039170
 
2021-07-30 11:37:52 PM  
Another Koch, Inc. Teat sucker.
 
2021-07-30 11:38:09 PM  
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2021-07-30 11:38:15 PM  

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Damn, he's gay, which is fine, except he's an asshole that's gay, which is not fine.
 
2021-07-30 11:38:41 PM  
Madison, you're a disgusting waste of skin.  You need to shut your cock holster, then get out of sight and stay there.
 
2021-07-30 11:39:24 PM  
Rethuglican moronity makes me want to go full militant left against her punching out these morons.
 
2021-07-30 11:39:52 PM  
Forget it, he's LARPing
 
2021-07-30 11:40:10 PM  
You know what, fark it, I'll pull out the vet card for this.  fark you Cawthorn, and every other jackass like you who wraps themselves in the flag while doing shiat like this.  You are a perfect example of why I treat "patriots" with contempt.

The only aid I'd give you is a push down a stairwell.
 
2021-07-30 11:40:15 PM  

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Maybe he signs with his foot.
 
2021-07-30 11:40:39 PM  

thiefofdreams: I wish the tree had won that fight.


I had a friend who was hit by a tree.
She woke up in the hospital.

Trees hit hard.
Madison Cawthorn only fights small trees that pose no threats whatsoever.
 
2021-07-30 11:42:36 PM  

rue_in_winter: I was hoping 'medieval' meant he tried to have a duel, or there were pole-arms involved. Nothing too fancy -- I would have accepted pikes and other types of spears.


I was expecting Republican theatrics and it's the start of August, time to hoard all of the excellent Halloween stuff for the year.

I'm disappointed about the lack of a funny hat.
 
2021-07-30 11:43:53 PM  
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2021-07-30 11:44:26 PM  
Jim Carrey and Matthew Broderick at Medieval Times
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Somebody should dump a pitcher of Pepsi in his lap
 
2021-07-30 11:45:15 PM  

Purple_Urkle: thiefofdreams: I wish the tree had won that fight.

I had a friend who was hit by a tree.
She woke up in the hospital.

Trees hit hard.
Madison Cawthorn only fights small trees that pose no threats whatsoever.


My wife worked at a childcare facility where a branch fell and hit a three year old on the playground. Turned from a typical child into a child that can't even feed himself.

Well, now I feel sad.
 
2021-07-30 11:46:03 PM  
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2021-07-30 11:47:56 PM  
Can we do a real apartheid?  That way they can really know what it's like?

Pretty please?  We don't even have to do it by race, just ideology and you can get out of it if you quit being an idiot.

These people are always claiming the "left" is destroying words by using them incorrectly, but then compares having to wear mask to a brutal form of government.
 
2021-07-30 11:49:21 PM  
Christ, what a jagoff.

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2021-07-30 11:49:27 PM  
he's dumb evil and his name sounds like a lady that goes to junior league luncheons.
 
2021-07-30 11:49:32 PM  
I saw Green Knight earlier today so uhh. this headline sent my brain in odd directions.

Anyway I'm for Madison starting a fight with the Green Knight. You know he's dumb enough.
 
2021-07-30 11:51:54 PM  
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2021-07-30 11:52:33 PM  

Aussie_As: Throwing words like "apartheid" around in debates about masks is just farking disgusting.


Ah, but it's a brilliant tactic for simultaneously exaggerating your petty annoyance, whilst belittling the crimes visited upon those to whom you feel superior.
 
2021-07-30 11:53:46 PM  
You know, I spent six years as an officer in the USN. I met a number of other officers who were liars, morons, dumbasses, criminals, or the like.  The Navy appears to have dodged a bullet rejecting this jackass.

/I'm 90% sure the Chief Engineer on my first ship was functionally illiterate, then again he was competent at his job.
// My respect for this asshole is on par with a LTJG who got caught looking at child porn on one of the ship's computers.
 
2021-07-30 11:54:37 PM  
why would i watch this when i can watch a smart person talk
 
2021-07-30 11:54:39 PM  

bloobeary: If you're going to pick a hill to die on, one that will actually kill you seems on point.


Someone needs to push him down a hill with a tall cliff at the end.
 
2021-07-30 11:55:07 PM  

Shakin_Haitian: Purple_Urkle: thiefofdreams: I wish the tree had won that fight.

I had a friend who was hit by a tree.
She woke up in the hospital.

Trees hit hard.
Madison Cawthorn only fights small trees that pose no threats whatsoever.

My wife worked at a childcare facility where a branch fell and hit a three year old on the playground. Turned from a typical child into a child that can't even feed himself.

Well, now I feel sad.


Perhaps a large tree will fall on Madison Cawthorn while he is punching a small tree and then the feeling is schadenfreude.
 
2021-07-30 11:55:20 PM  

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Jesus farking Christ.
 
2021-07-30 11:55:41 PM  
"Apartheid."

I will bet you dollars to donuts that that punk cries like the little biatch that he is if he even runs into a curb that lacks a wheelchair cutout or a sink that is a quarter of an inch too high.

He reaps the reward of preferential treatment every single day by virtue of the ADA, but can't be bothered to pay even a tiny bit forward. He should be stripped of everything that the Americans with Disabilities Act gives him, and be forced to wheel himself about on a skateboard with two paddles like a genuine cripple, then he can see what discrimination is really like.
 
2021-07-30 11:56:11 PM  
Sparkle
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2021-07-30 11:56:28 PM  
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2021-07-30 11:58:10 PM  
What a pompous schmuck.
 
2021-07-30 11:58:18 PM  

culebra: Christ, what a jagoff.

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That's his real handwriting?

Goddamn, he is mentally challenged. He writes like someone who never held a pencil before.
 
2021-07-30 11:58:21 PM  
Shut up Wheels...
 
2021-07-30 11:59:42 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Shakin_Haitian: Purple_Urkle: thiefofdreams: I wish the tree had won that fight.

I had a friend who was hit by a tree.
She woke up in the hospital.

Trees hit hard.
Madison Cawthorn only fights small trees that pose no threats whatsoever.

My wife worked at a childcare facility where a branch fell and hit a three year old on the playground. Turned from a typical child into a child that can't even feed himself.

Well, now I feel sad.

Perhaps a large tree will fall on Madison Cawthorn while he is punching a small tree and then the feeling is schadenfreude.


Here's hoping.
 
2021-07-31 12:00:54 AM  
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2021-07-31 12:01:24 AM  
Eric farking Cartman is more honest, truthful, sincere and grown up than these vicious toddlers.
 
2021-07-31 12:01:33 AM  
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2021-07-31 12:03:52 AM  
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I was going to post this then saw his handwriting and stopped to go make fun of that.

No face protection of course.
 
2021-07-31 12:03:55 AM  

culebra: Christ, what a jagoff.

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yore frend MADISON age 8
 
2021-07-31 12:07:26 AM  

EdwardTellerhands: culebra: Christ, what a jagoff.

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yore frend MADISON age 8


I think we identified the mysterious identity of the one known as "Pickle".
 
2021-07-31 12:08:15 AM  
Madison is a terrible first name.  But then again, my first name is Highway.
 
2021-07-31 12:09:14 AM  
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2021-07-31 12:11:01 AM  

culebra: Christ, what a jagoff.


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