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2021-07-31 12:11:06 AM  
Be quiet, Sitler. And remember that your idol would have had your crippled ass exterminated.
 
2021-07-31 12:12:13 AM  

Shakin_Haitian: [Fark user image image 293x200]


A dummy in a wheelchair. Fits perfectly!

/What movie is this clip from?
 
2021-07-31 12:12:50 AM  
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2021-07-31 12:13:01 AM  

EdwardTellerhands: pheed: [uploads.dailydot.com image 850x589]

Maybe he signs with his foot.


I've pissed my name in the snow before and it looked better than that!
(Although it was my girlfriend's handwriting)
 
2021-07-31 12:13:15 AM  

HighwayBill: Madison is a terrible first name.  But then again, my first name is Highway.


well, i can't speak to your situation, but then i guess it's a good thing his actual first name is "david".
 
2021-07-31 12:13:34 AM  

valkore: Shakin_Haitian: [Fark user image image 293x200]

A dummy in a wheelchair. Fits perfectly!

/What movie is this clip from?


Mac and me
 
2021-07-31 12:14:10 AM  
I hope someone told Pelosi "Forget it, he's rolling."
 
2021-07-31 12:15:49 AM  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: He's dead by 30?


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2021-07-31 12:17:54 AM  

hotrod2001: Shut up Wheels...


I have you FArkied as mentioning running against him. Were you serious? Do it, dude.
 
2021-07-31 12:18:37 AM  
"I claim no power over the forests, the mountains, or the people of this great land.  But within these walls, sir, and within this chamber, you are outnumbered, and I am God.  Now kneel."
 
2021-07-31 12:20:04 AM  

valkore: Shakin_Haitian: [Fark user image image 293x200]

A dummy in a wheelchair. Fits perfectly!

/What movie is this clip from?


Mac and Me.  One of the worst movies ever made and was literally paid for by McDonald's.  It was a feature length McDonald's commercial.
 
2021-07-31 12:20:16 AM  
The way he triggers liberals one has to think he has eyes on the White House. The fact that he is in a chair and pro-Nazi would round out the full on anti-FDR status.
 
2021-07-31 12:20:39 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Cake Hunter: Sweet farking Christ, these histrionic whining toddlers

They are a significant portion of the population.


These toddlers are why 600 more American children are going to die before they even had a chance to get the vaccine.

Pro-life my Glorious Golden Ass
 
2021-07-31 12:22:07 AM  
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Bf+
2021-07-31 12:24:40 AM  

mrshowrules: He refers himself as a patriot.  How is he a patriot?


It's a dog whistle.
 
2021-07-31 12:26:28 AM  

Gordon Bennett: culebra: Christ, what a jagoff.

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Seriously, how can a non-re(dacted) adult have handwriting that childish? I almost never hand-write anything in English anymore, and even my script is still nicer than that.
 
2021-07-31 12:26:31 AM  

Shaggy_C: The way he triggers liberals one has to think he has eyes on the White House. The fact that he is in a chair and pro-Nazi would round out the full on anti-FDR status.


He doesn't trigger liberals, people just think he's an idiot.
 
2021-07-31 12:26:55 AM  

Bf+: mrshowrules: He refers himself as a patriot.  How is he a patriot?

It's a dog whistle.


He blows dog whistles?
 
2021-07-31 12:27:03 AM  

luna1580: HighwayBill: Madison is a terrible first name.  But then again, my first name is Highway.

well, i can't speak to your situation, but then i guess it's a good thing his actual first name is "david".


Well... now I think he's pretty cool.

/wink emoji
 
2021-07-31 12:27:10 AM  

luna1580: HighwayBill: Madison is a terrible first name.  But then again, my first name is Highway.

well, i can't speak to your situation, but then i guess it's a good thing his actual first name is "david".


Yep. He actually chose to go by that stupid name.
 
2021-07-31 12:28:26 AM  

Shaggy_C: The way he triggers liberals one has to think he has eyes on the White House. The fact that he is in a chair and pro-Nazi would round out the full on anti-FDR status.


He's sociopathic, photogenic, and can hide behind his wheelchair from any criticism. Yeah, he's dangerous.
 
2021-07-31 12:29:05 AM  

alienated: SInce this seems to be about acting .
Sigh.

Hero :

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Context - the character was hurt so bad he finished his classes at the Naval Academy from his hospital bed.

Zero :

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Rejected from Annapolis , leaves friend to die in a wreck, cannot even place his sidearm in a way he could access it without difficulty, has some stupid Spartan logo on his garbage gear. I would bet he does not care about that canines hearing either.

In length- fark that guy. I would love to see a real Vet in a chair beat his ass. Bonus if it was an Enlisted Marine . I would use my car as collateral to bail said Marine out of jail.


What is strapped to his torso?  His wheelchair seatbelt?
 
2021-07-31 12:29:56 AM  

Notabunny: Bf+: mrshowrules: He refers himself as a patriot.  How is he a patriot?

It's a dog whistle.

He blows dog whistles?


He'd probably blow anything.
 
2021-07-31 12:30:11 AM  

Notabunny: One of my wingnut coworkers was all upset a few days ago when my employer reinstated the mask mandate. He biatched that he couldn't breath. My calling him a delicate snowflake didn't improve his mood much.


Hilarious. The math teacher in the room next to me is a Mormon Trump voter. He's also a nice guy. Plays hockey so we get along fine. On 1/7 when he came in to work he was practically in tears. Like he *almost* had a come to Jesus moment that he votes in lock-step with traitors.

He also whines about masks constantly. I double-masked once just to trigger him. Unfortunately we will not be under a mask mandate this year, unless something changes but ... Utah ... so probably full speed ahead into the abyss.

1200+ new cases today and I'm sure that's not going down anytime soon.
 
2021-07-31 12:30:53 AM  
Thy THRAINFOR'S ebedelibicles APPLY NOT to FREE SOVERIng ... (spellcheck, sorry) ... SOVEREIGNIC freemen - FREEMEN IN THIS REPUBLIC!

/Also can someone give me a push?
 
2021-07-31 12:35:02 AM  
Clear case of EFV.

Eternal.
Farking.
Victimhood.
 
2021-07-31 12:36:14 AM  

powhound: Notabunny: One of my wingnut coworkers was all upset a few days ago when my employer reinstated the mask mandate. He biatched that he couldn't breath. My calling him a delicate snowflake didn't improve his mood much.

Hilarious. The math teacher in the room next to me is a Mormon Trump voter. He's also a nice guy. Plays hockey so we get along fine. On 1/7 when he came in to work he was practically in tears. Like he *almost* had a come to Jesus moment that he votes in lock-step with traitors.

He also whines about masks constantly. I double-masked once just to trigger him. Unfortunately we will not be under a mask mandate this year, unless something changes but ... Utah ... so probably full speed ahead into the abyss.

1200+ new cases today and I'm sure that's not going down anytime soon.


Keep your N95 on and hang in there, dude.
 
2021-07-31 12:36:30 AM  
Foghorn Cauthon
Madison Leghorn
Fogison Legthorn
Madhorn Legthorn
Madleg Carhorn
David Cawthorn
Maglev Davhorn
Catheter Maglite
...
 
2021-07-31 12:37:01 AM  

dkulprit: He doesn't trigger liberals, people just think he's an idiot.


To this day people still think TFG is an "idiot." Yet, he managed to win 74 million votes and almost singlehandedly undo 60 years of liberal democratic consensus in the world.

It's all an act.
 
2021-07-31 12:39:11 AM  

pheed: [uploads.dailydot.com image 850x589]


1. That's not a signature. That's poor penmanship.

2. He appears to be unable to spell his own name. That spells Cauthon.
 
2021-07-31 12:42:08 AM  
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/credit to TeddyR on Oversight thread for this pic
 
2021-07-31 12:43:10 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: They are a significant large portion of the population.

 
2021-07-31 12:43:19 AM  

Notabunny: Bf+: mrshowrules: He refers himself as a patriot.  How is he a patriot?

It's a dog whistle.

He blows dog whistles?


Is "dog whistles" what we're calling Lady G these days?
 
2021-07-31 12:46:31 AM  

Shaggy_C: dkulprit: He doesn't trigger liberals, people just think he's an idiot.

To this day people still think TFG is an "idiot." Yet, he managed to win 74 million votes and almost singlehandedly undo 60 years of liberal democratic consensus in the world.

It's all an act.


Morons in large numbers don't stop them from being morons.
 
2021-07-31 12:48:08 AM  

Shaggy_C: dkulprit: He doesn't trigger liberals, people just think he's an idiot.

To this day people still think TFG is an "idiot." Yet, he managed to win 74 million votes and almost singlehandedly undo 60 years of liberal democratic consensus in the world.

It's all an act.


That the Flim Flam Führer is an idiot is his one and only admirable quality. If s/he/it knew what s/he/it was doing, we would be living under full-blown Fascism by now.
 
2021-07-31 12:50:43 AM  

millerthyme: EdwardTellerhands: pheed: [uploads.dailydot.com image 850x589]

Maybe he signs with his foot.

I've pissed my name in the snow before and it looked better than that!
(Although it was my girlfriend's handwriting)


While in Canada, right?
 
2021-07-31 12:51:18 AM  

Shakin_Haitian: He also got an ethics complaint filed against him today and tried to board a plane with a gun.

https://mobile.twitter.com/juliegraceb​/status/1421243807941611521

https://mobile.twitter.com/RedTRaccoon​/status/1421287730236039170


I admit I expected Cawthorn to have tried the "I'm in a wheelchair--they won't check me." Instead, he went with the "I use that bag to go to the range" defense.

When I pack a carry on bag, I don't toss a pistol--loaded or not--among the contents. And everyone I know who regularly goes to a gun range has a specific bag for weapons that is not used for anything else.

But here's the big thing: Why the hell were NINE people found with guns in their carry on bags not prosecuted or face charges? I can understand that no one detected the gun and a bunch of cops swarmed him, weapons drawn, but there should have at least been some kind of consequence. A harsh questioning, a citation, SOMETHING.

I'm thinking some heads need to roll down in Asheville.
 
2021-07-31 12:53:27 AM  
Look! There in the wheelchair!

It's a wounded  warrior?

It's a promising young man struck low in the prime of his life?

No, it's that douchebag spring break casualty continuing to FAIL upward.
 
2021-07-31 12:54:13 AM  

HighwayBill: Foghorn Cauthon
Madison Leghorn
Fogison Legthorn
Madhorn Legthorn
Madleg Carhorn
David Cawthorn
Maglev Davhorn
Catheter Maglite
...


"SCOOTER"
 
2021-07-31 1:00:19 AM  

pheed: [uploads.dailydot.com image 850x589]


Aww, my second grade teacher would give him a C. But he's trying so hard to be a grownup.
 
2021-07-31 1:00:24 AM  
Every time this farkwad is mentioned this song plays in my head
Holiday in Cambodia
Youtube nrm2B0lhvYc
 
2021-07-31 1:05:17 AM  

aagrajag: powhound: Notabunny: One of my wingnut coworkers was all upset a few days ago when my employer reinstated the mask mandate. He biatched that he couldn't breath. My calling him a delicate snowflake didn't improve his mood much.

Hilarious. The math teacher in the room next to me is a Mormon Trump voter. He's also a nice guy. Plays hockey so we get along fine. On 1/7 when he came in to work he was practically in tears. Like he *almost* had a come to Jesus moment that he votes in lock-step with traitors.

He also whines about masks constantly. I double-masked once just to trigger him. Unfortunately we will not be under a mask mandate this year, unless something changes but ... Utah ... so probably full speed ahead into the abyss.

1200+ new cases today and I'm sure that's not going down anytime soon.

Keep your N95 on and hang in there, dude.


Thank you. It'll be an N95 with my cloth mask over it. My main concern is for the teens who have parents who refuse to let them vax.
 
2021-07-31 1:09:33 AM  
I wonder how many people voted for him thinking he was a wounded vet?
 
2021-07-31 1:10:22 AM  

powhound: Hilarious. The math teacher in the room next to me is a Mormon Trump voter. He's also a nice guy.


I'm sure some Nazis were real cheerful, too.

He is not a nice guy. You are just insulated by privilege.
 
2021-07-31 1:11:43 AM  
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2021-07-31 1:12:06 AM  
I just can't with his handwriting. He's a f*cking Nazi toddler. He's like a Hitlerjugend from Jojo Rabbit.
 
2021-07-31 1:13:57 AM  
Medieval Times - SNL
Youtube 2KKRiXcivAQ
 
2021-07-31 1:20:14 AM  

Purple_Urkle: Shakin_Haitian: Purple_Urkle: thiefofdreams: I wish the tree had won that fight.

I had a friend who was hit by a tree.
She woke up in the hospital.

Trees hit hard.
Madison Cawthorn only fights small trees that pose no threats whatsoever.

My wife worked at a childcare facility where a branch fell and hit a three year old on the playground. Turned from a typical child into a child that can't even feed himself.

Well, now I feel sad.

Perhaps a large tree will fall on Madison Cawthorn while he is punching a small tree and then the feeling is schadenfreude.


Trees *will* fight back against conservative assholes, especially ones that deny climate change. Greg Abbott knows this first-hand.
 
2021-07-31 1:23:30 AM  

Shaggy_C: dkulprit: He doesn't trigger liberals, people just think he's an idiot.

To this day people still think TFG is an "idiot." Yet, he managed to win 74 million votes and almost singlehandedly undo 60 years of liberal democratic consensus in the world.

It's all an act.


I didn't say he's an "idiot."  I said he's a "farking idiot!"  Rex Tillerson
 
2021-07-31 1:28:15 AM  

nakmuay: [Fark user image image 566x945]


Damn republicans are really good at self-owns
 
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