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5581 clicks; posted to Politics » on 30 Jul 2021 at 11:05 PM (12 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-07-30 7:07:05 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2021-07-30 7:12:04 PM  
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2021-07-30 7:13:18 PM  
Sweet farking Christ, these histrionic whining toddlers
 
2021-07-30 7:18:08 PM  

Cake Hunter: Sweet farking Christ, these histrionic whining toddlers


They are a significant portion of the population.
 
2021-07-30 7:21:02 PM  
Performative assholery just keeps getting more and more commmon
 
2021-07-30 7:21:22 PM  
"I have formed my self image as an American from what I learned in the movies"
 
2021-07-30 7:22:39 PM  
Whiny farking snowflakes.
 
2021-07-30 7:25:46 PM  
hahahjajajajhahahjaja listen to his crazy, cartoony, nasal, vaguely lispy, voice and laugh at this homeschooled, rapey, college dropout ass!

laugh and LAUGH!

david "madison" cawthron is a waste of skin who pretends he was injured in the service, when really it was him and his best bud drunkenly switching seats -IN A CAR MOVING 80mph- coming home from "spring break" while still in high school.

laugh and LAUGH at him!

hey, that farker in his district who joked about running against him! DO IT! please DO IT!
 
2021-07-30 7:27:05 PM  
If you're going to pick a hill to die on, one that will actually kill you seems on point.
 
2021-07-30 7:29:32 PM  
He's dead by 30?
 
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2021-07-30 7:31:12 PM  
What a farking pussy.
 
2021-07-30 7:34:27 PM  
Cawthorn can wear Depends, but not a mask.
 
2021-07-30 7:43:40 PM  
I can't stress this enough

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2021-07-30 7:43:55 PM  
farking redacted farking farks
 
2021-07-30 7:57:33 PM  
SInce this seems to be about acting .
Sigh.

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Context - the character was hurt so bad he finished his classes at the Naval Academy from his hospital bed.

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Rejected from Annapolis , leaves friend to die in a wreck, cannot even place his sidearm in a way he could access it without difficulty, has some stupid Spartan logo on his garbage gear. I would bet he does not care about that canines hearing either.

In length- fark that guy. I would love to see a real Vet in a chair beat his ass. Bonus if it was an Enlisted Marine . I would use my car as collateral to bail said Marine out of jail.
 
2021-07-30 8:02:42 PM  
He's not not physically challenged.
F*cking idiot.
 
2021-07-30 8:05:55 PM  
I will give him a bit of credit though. That rifle if properly tuned could probably be really accurate for at least a kilometer, in the right hands. Not his, not mine at my age, but the right hands.
I hope he goes shooting and forgets things and burns his damn neck if he re-creates that pose.
 
2021-07-30 8:06:07 PM  
Don't you have a sapling to punch?
 
2021-07-30 8:37:49 PM  
Kid, you could have just said, "YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME," and everyone would have gotten exactly where* you were coming from.

*Miss Ida's Grade Three classroom, South Wing.
 
2021-07-30 8:40:00 PM  
Throwing words like "apartheid" around in debates about masks is just farking disgusting.

Millions in South Africa suffered massive discrimination on the basis of their skin colour, a characteristic they were born with and had no choice in. That was disgusting.

But not all discrimination is disgusting. It's only disgusting when it's about attributes which we are born with or are fundamental to us. We all freely discriminate all the time, quite sensibly so. If someone's walking around in the middle of most cities with no pants on, you'll probably cross the road to avoid them and if you don't call the cops you won't be surprised when somebody does. That's normal discrimination. If you call it trousers apartheid you're a weirdo.

Similarly, the choice to mask or not mask is not only a simple, non-fundamental one (with few medically relevant exceptions, I give those genuine cases a pass) but it's painless and sensible in these pandemic times, just as it was a century ago during the Spanish Flu pandemic. They didn't die or particularly suffer due to masks then and we won't now. It's really farking simple.

So if you're throwing around words like apartheid or Nazi because you deem this comparable with massively life-changing (or indeed life-ending) discrimination fark you, you're not only an arsehole but your opinion can be stricken from the record, you just don't deserve any attention or to be taken seriously about anything.
 
2021-07-30 8:42:52 PM  
He refers himself as a patriot.  How is he a patriot?
 
2021-07-30 8:54:23 PM  
madison, a secret twink who got all rapey with his overcompensations-

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fark this little ill educated ken doll!

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2021-07-30 8:55:54 PM  
Dude, f*ck this dude ...
 
2021-07-30 8:56:27 PM  

mrshowrules: He refers himself as a patriot.  How is he a patriot?


He lost the use of his legs in service to spring break, you ingrate.
 
2021-07-30 9:25:10 PM  
and yeah, his only "real job" before getting elected to congress was as a chick-fil-a high school chicken-slinger.

AND he had to drop out of his private tiny christian college -that welcomes the home schooled- a school of about 300 TOTAL students, because MOST of them found him to be very rapey and he made failing grades, and he lied constantly and broke their honor code....

https://www.thecut.com/2021/03/a-runn​i​ng-list-of-the-allegations-against-mad​ison-cawthorn.html

this ken doll deserves to be put in a landfill somewhere with the other non-recyclable trash our country generates.
 
2021-07-30 9:32:32 PM  

Aussie_As: Throwing words like "apartheid" around in debates about masks is just farking disgusting.

Millions in South Africa suffered massive discrimination on the basis of their skin colour, a characteristic they were born with and had no choice in. That was disgusting.

But not all discrimination is disgusting. It's only disgusting when it's about attributes which we are born with or are fundamental to us. We all freely discriminate all the time, quite sensibly so. If someone's walking around in the middle of most cities with no pants on, you'll probably cross the road to avoid them and if you don't call the cops you won't be surprised when somebody does. That's normal discrimination. If you call it trousers apartheid you're a weirdo.

Similarly, the choice to mask or not mask is not only a simple, non-fundamental one (with few medically relevant exceptions, I give those genuine cases a pass) but it's painless and sensible in these pandemic times, just as it was a century ago during the Spanish Flu pandemic. They didn't die or particularly suffer due to masks then and we won't now. It's really farking simple.

So if you're throwing around words like apartheid or Nazi because you deem this comparable with massively life-changing (or indeed life-ending) discrimination fark you, you're not only an arsehole but your opinion can be stricken from the record, you just don't deserve any attention or to be taken seriously about anything.


Trousers apartheid is the name of my Midnight Oil tribute act zydeco band.
 
2021-07-30 9:48:43 PM  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: He's dead by 30?


Only if God exists.
 
2021-07-30 10:22:46 PM  
Not going to cry a tear if that little over privileged Hitler-worshipping snowflak​e shiat stain gets his clock cleaned on a street corner and dies from the embarrassment.
 
2021-07-30 10:55:43 PM  
One of my wingnut coworkers was all upset a few days ago when my employer reinstated the mask mandate. He biatched that he couldn't breath. My calling him a delicate snowflake didn't improve his mood much.
 
2021-07-30 11:08:38 PM  
The tree molester said that? Golly.
 
2021-07-30 11:10:05 PM  
Let me guess: He also opposed the ADA until he lost the use of his legs.
 
2021-07-30 11:11:52 PM  
This clip needs a laugh track.
 
2021-07-30 11:12:58 PM  
Madison's an idiot.

He and Boebert's brain combined, wouldn't equal that of a flea.
 
2021-07-30 11:14:11 PM  
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2021-07-30 11:14:52 PM  

The Dog Ate My Homework: Let me guess: He also opposed the ADA until he lost the use of his legs.


He is still opposed to the ADA unless it is for him. Conservative is going to conservative.
 
2021-07-30 11:16:21 PM  
I wish the tree had won that fight.
 
2021-07-30 11:16:57 PM  
Guys, we really need to stop picking on Madison.

Do you want to make him cry?

He's too pretty to cry.
 
2021-07-30 11:17:40 PM  
Class.

Class.

CLASS.


SSHHUUUUTTTTT UUUUUUPPPPP


Thank You.
 
2021-07-30 11:17:47 PM  

thiefofdreams: I wish the tree had won that fight.


It did
 
2021-07-30 11:18:03 PM  
*sigh*

Why couldn't his friend have actually left him trapped in that burning car...
 
2021-07-30 11:20:31 PM  
I was hoping 'medieval' meant he tried to have a duel, or there were pole-arms involved. Nothing too fancy -- I would have accepted pikes and other types of spears.
 
2021-07-30 11:20:46 PM  
Medical Apartheid is the name of my Little Steven/Dr. Hook fusion band. We, decidedly, do not play Sun City.
 
2021-07-30 11:21:16 PM  

alienated: SInce this seems to be about acting .
Sigh.

Hero :

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Rejected from Annapolis , leaves friend to die in a wreck, cannot even place his sidearm in a way he could access it without difficulty, has some stupid Spartan logo on his garbage gear. I would bet he does not care about that canines hearing either.

In length- fark that guy. I would love to see a real Vet in a chair beat his ass. Bonus if it was an Enlisted Marine . I would use my car as collateral to bail said Marine out of jail.


Super bonus if an actual crippled veteran broke her foot off in his ass.

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2021-07-30 11:21:58 PM  
What is the English for useless farking coont?

Oh. I have apparently answered my own question.
 
2021-07-30 11:22:38 PM  
He caught the plague?
 
2021-07-30 11:23:42 PM  
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2021-07-30 11:24:27 PM  

mrshowrules: He refers himself as a patriot.  How is he a patriot?


he looks like tom brady and totally sucks
 
2021-07-30 11:26:55 PM  
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2021-07-30 11:27:55 PM  

luna1580: hahahjajajajhahahjaja listen to his crazy, cartoony, nasal, vaguely lispy, voice and laugh at this homeschooled, rapey, college dropout ass!

laugh and LAUGH!

david "madison" cawthron is a waste of skin who pretends he was injured in the service, when really it was him and his best bud drunkenly switching seats -IN A CAR MOVING 80mph- coming home from "spring break" while still in high school.

laugh and LAUGH at him!

hey, that farker in his district who joked about running against him! DO IT! please DO IT!


Is THAT really what happened? I can't quite make out the TRUTH in that car accident.
 
2021-07-30 11:28:17 PM  
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