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2021-07-30 6:47:23 PM  
141 votes:
I can't...I can't funny original...
 
2021-07-30 7:16:42 PM  
67 votes:

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2021-07-30 6:47:40 PM  
49 votes:
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2021-07-30 9:30:02 PM  
47 votes:

Original: Original Tweet:

TheTweetOfGod: I don't. https://t.co/4Q7fmGEkLv


Jesus....Bruce Jenner is not aging well
 
2021-07-30 6:55:53 PM  
45 votes:
I think He's probably busy at the moment. And by the way Sarah, how's the family?
 
2021-07-30 9:15:32 PM  
41 votes:
Maybe she'll be endorsed by Mike Lindell.
 
2021-07-30 10:26:43 PM  
37 votes:
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2021-07-30 8:33:59 PM  
33 votes:
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2021-07-30 7:26:21 PM  
30 votes:

cretinbob: I can't...I can't funny original...


we used to be able to.... before the dark times.
 
2021-07-31 3:11:11 AM  
29 votes:
That was good. This exchange was better.

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2021-07-30 9:49:23 PM  
27 votes:

dericwater: Aussie_As: mrshowrules: cretinbob: Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.

And no one is paying attention to her.
Even in these crazy times I question whether she is electable or not.

The only thing she ever had going for her was her looks and holy f$ck, that's fading fast.

Sure, but you've got to compare apples with apples.

Of all the grandmothers who turn up to their junior high school grandkids' 'bring your granny to school day' she's always going to be in the running for hottest grandma.

Palin could have a very lucrative career in porn doing GILF videos. Can't be any run-of-the-mill GILF, though. She'll never get above the crowd. She's gotta do BBC, DAP, ATM and a whole lot more to make bank.


only fans.com/grizzlyboxxx
 
2021-07-30 9:47:48 PM  
25 votes:
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2021-07-30 9:40:56 PM  
25 votes:

mrparks: Flincher: Original: Original Tweet:

TheTweetOfGod: I don't. https://t.co/4Q7fmGEkLv


Jesus....Bruce Jenner is not aging well

Bruce Jenner is dead broh.


In kind of the same way that Darth Vader killed Luke's father.
 
2021-07-30 9:57:10 PM  
21 votes:

hubiestubert: [i.imgflip.com image 385x267]


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2021-07-30 6:51:08 PM  
19 votes:
That guy has over 6 million followers because he's the best god.
 
2021-07-30 9:38:02 PM  
16 votes:

Glorious Golden Ass: Lisa Ann's asshole is less of an asshole than Sarah Palin.



To be fair, that may be from overuse.
 
2021-07-30 9:34:15 PM  
15 votes:

Jake Havechek: Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.

Lisa Ann is more popular than she is, and probably richer, too.


Lisa Ann's asshole is less of an asshole than Sarah Palin.
 
2021-07-30 9:33:03 PM  
14 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Now wait a minute. What if she primaries a guy in a vulnerable district?


Does he have to buy her dinner first
 
2021-07-30 8:51:06 PM  
14 votes:

mrshowrules: cretinbob: Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.

And no one is paying attention to her.
Even in these crazy times I question whether she is electable or not.

The only thing she ever had going for her was her looks and holy f$ck, that's fading fast.


Sure, but you've got to compare apples with apples.

Of all the grandmothers who turn up to their junior high school grandkids' 'bring your granny to school day' she's always going to be in the running for hottest grandma.
 
2021-07-30 9:33:33 PM  
13 votes:
Hey Trump why don't you let Sara be your running mate. You'll win biggly.
 
2021-07-30 9:37:16 PM  
12 votes:

Jake Havechek: Maybe she'll be endorsed by Mike Lindell.


That's my favorite new euphemism for "feeding horrible people to various animals".

Good one!
 
2021-07-30 11:20:08 PM  
11 votes:

Original: Original Tweet:

TheTweetOfGod: I don't. https://t.co/4Q7fmGEkLv


Can you run for just a half of a term?
 
2021-07-30 10:09:39 PM  
10 votes:
What an amazing coincidence; I too will run for Senate if god wants me to.
 
2021-07-30 9:35:02 PM  
10 votes:
List of things God wants/wanted:

Obama to be President
Trump to be President
Tom Brady to have 9 rings
The Holocaust
The Armenian genocide
New York pizza to be better than Chicago pizza
Plane crashes
Wildfires
Slavery
The heat death of the universe
 
2021-07-31 8:00:05 AM  
9 votes:

Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.


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2021-07-30 9:46:52 PM  
9 votes:

Aussie_As: mrshowrules: cretinbob: Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.

And no one is paying attention to her.
Even in these crazy times I question whether she is electable or not.

The only thing she ever had going for her was her looks and holy f$ck, that's fading fast.

Sure, but you've got to compare apples with apples.

Of all the grandmothers who turn up to their junior high school grandkids' 'bring your granny to school day' she's always going to be in the running for hottest grandma.


Palin could have a very lucrative career in porn doing GILF videos. Can't be any run-of-the-mill GILF, though. She'll never get above the crowd. She's gotta do BBC, DAP, ATM and a whole lot more to make bank.
 
2021-07-30 7:08:31 PM  
9 votes:

Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.


Lisa Ann is more popular than she is, and probably richer, too.
 
2021-07-30 9:29:21 PM  
8 votes:
Now wait a minute. What if she primaries a guy in a vulnerable district?
 
2021-07-30 11:48:59 PM  
7 votes:
Momma Griz jumping naked out of a helicopter with a Buck knife clenched in her teeth onto a raging Polar bear is how I want to remember Sarah Palin. If I have to remember her at all.
 
2021-07-31 3:24:03 AM  
6 votes:

Aussie_As: mrshowrules: cretinbob: Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.

And no one is paying attention to her.
Even in these crazy times I question whether she is electable or not.

The only thing she ever had going for her was her looks and holy f$ck, that's fading fast.

Sure, but you've got to compare apples with apples.

Of all the grandmothers who turn up to their junior high school grandkids' 'bring your granny to school day' she's always going to be in the running for hottest grandma.


Judging by her family, she's going to be a great grandmother in 2 or 3 years.
 
2021-07-30 11:52:10 PM  
6 votes:
So, my weird experience with regards to Sarah Palin as a topic.

During that election, I was getting my second degree and because I needed a 12 credit I got certified in scuba diving. We were at the Y and people were talking about the election and dive instructor tells me, and I quote, "You should be proud of Sarah Palin."

I fell into the pool and sat on the bottom of the deep end to avoid the rest of the conversation but in retrospect I wish I'd asked why. Because we both presented female at birth, is that why? What's the logic here?

/I will never know
 
2021-07-30 10:50:25 PM  
6 votes:
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2021-07-30 9:51:25 PM  
6 votes:

Jake Havechek: I think He's probably busy at the moment. And by the way Sarah, how's the family?


Drunk, criminal, and re(dacted).
 
2021-07-30 7:46:11 PM  
6 votes:

Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.


And no one is paying attention to her.
Even in these crazy times I question whether she is electable or not.
 
2021-07-31 2:15:22 AM  
5 votes:
😒
 
2021-07-30 10:41:13 PM  
5 votes:

king of vegas: mrparks: Flincher: Original: Original Tweet:

TheTweetOfGod: I don't. https://t.co/4Q7fmGEkLv


Jesus....Bruce Jenner is not aging well

Bruce Jenner is dead broh.

In kind of the same way that Darth Vader killed Luke's father.


The weirder part is that everyone forgot about a broad playing college football.
 
2021-07-30 9:51:32 PM  
5 votes:
Does she have another grandkid out of wedlock to cover up?
 
2021-07-30 9:39:14 PM  
5 votes:

Flincher: Original: Original Tweet:

TheTweetOfGod: I don't. https://t.co/4Q7fmGEkLv


Jesus....Bruce Jenner is not aging well


Bruce Jenner is dead broh.
 
2021-07-30 9:38:59 PM  
5 votes:
Remember when this was being billed as the next Reagan?
 
2021-07-31 3:13:25 AM  
4 votes:

cretinbob: Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.

And no one is paying attention to her.
Even in these crazy times I question whether she is electable or not.


She's a bit liberal for the current crowd.
 
2021-07-30 11:59:19 PM  
4 votes:
She should just do cuck porn.
 
2021-07-30 11:05:10 PM  
4 votes:

king of vegas: List of things God wants/wanted:

Obama to be President
Trump to be President
Tom Brady to have 9 rings
The Holocaust
The Armenian genocide
New York pizza to be better than Chicago pizza
Plane crashes
Wildfires
Slavery
The heat death of the universe


Maybe he just wants a decent pierogi? Maybe all the rest is just a misinterpretation?
 
2021-07-30 10:36:04 PM  
4 votes:

Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.


She could get into cougar porn.
 
2021-07-30 10:32:24 PM  
4 votes:
Bullshiat. God is a trickster and this would be hilarious.
 
2021-07-30 10:09:00 PM  
4 votes:

Freschel: Hey Trump why don't you let Sara be your running mate. You'll win biggly.


You should start selling Trump/ Palin 2024 stickers. I somebody who would buy three.

Sarah Palin should run against Mitt Romney.
 
2021-07-30 10:04:52 PM  
4 votes:

Original: Original Tweet:

TheTweetOfGod: I don't. https://t.co/4Q7fmGEkLv


Bloodhound Gang Hell Yeah
Youtube D97O9PU2GnM
 
2021-07-30 9:34:51 PM  
4 votes:

Aussie_As: Farking christians. How are they not calling this out as blasphemy?


Because we know that it's satire?
 
2021-07-30 6:57:24 PM  
4 votes:
She's broke and bored.
 
2021-07-31 8:48:12 AM  
3 votes:
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2021-07-31 2:17:46 AM  
3 votes:
its a transcription error

/thou shart knot
 
2021-07-31 1:09:21 AM  
3 votes:
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2021-07-30 11:33:16 PM  
3 votes:

Freschel: Hey Trump why don't you let Sara be your running mate. You'll win biggly.


Yeah, add some class to the ticket.
 
2021-07-30 10:50:02 PM  
3 votes:

mrparks: Flincher: Original: Original Tweet:
TheTweetOfGod: I don't. https://t.co/4Q7fmGEkLv

Jesus....Bruce Jenner is not aging well

Bruce Jenner is dead broh.


Her name is Caitlyn and she's very much alive. She may be a terrible person but that's no excuse for transphobic abuse.
 
2021-07-30 10:19:19 PM  
3 votes:

RasIanI: [Fark user image image 425x254]


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2021-07-30 10:09:34 PM  
3 votes:

Aussie_As: Farking christians. How are they not calling this out as blasphemy? Any christian who thinks that god gives a solitary shiat about whether Sarah Palin continues her political career needs to quit.

Frankly, leaving god right out of it, I hope she does run. Steal some limelight from some other Republicans because you just know she's going to say some dumb shiat, screw up their messaging and then lose anyway, although I doubt she'd get selected as the official R candidate anyway.


OK fine. I am hereby calling this out as blasphemy. Along with the thing above about New York pizza being better than Chicago pizza.
 
2021-07-31 7:01:44 AM  
2 votes:

Pants full of macaroni!!: Wait a minute - I thought T***p was God?  At least that's what all his worshipers say.....


Nah. The Flim Flam Führer is just a very naughty boy the Messiah.
 
2021-07-31 12:00:48 AM  
2 votes:
God will come around sooner or later, and tell Sarah Palin to run. We'll know that He has changed His mind when Sarah Palin tells us so.
 
2021-07-30 10:57:41 PM  
2 votes:
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/back at it, I see.
 
2021-07-30 10:36:57 PM  
2 votes:

cretinbob: Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.

And no one is paying attention to her.
Even in these crazy times I question whether she is electable or not.


Even Trump gave her the cold shoulder
 
2021-07-30 9:37:16 PM  
2 votes:

Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.


Shouldn't be long before she's a great grandmother and can busy herself with more toddlers, no?
 
2021-07-31 1:38:12 PM  
1 vote:
Does she know which state she physically lives in?  I mean besides the State of Delusion where she think she's relevant.
 
2021-07-31 1:12:53 PM  
1 vote:

HighOnCraic: mrshowrules: HighOnCraic: mrshowrules: HighOnCraic: Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.

[bobbiblogger.files.wordpress.com image 500x482]

but how many dogs are there?

Lots!  All of them, any of them that have been in front of me over all these years.  I'll try to find you some and I'll bring them to you.

I assume you can see them from your house.

You betcha!  [wink]


Oh good times.  I miss her stupid folksy racism.  And by miss, I mean not miss.  We never found out what criminal behaviour caused her to resign from the Governorship to pursue a career in unemployment.
 
2021-07-31 12:58:38 PM  
1 vote:
She should run on the same rhetoric she used last time:

"I'm a wonderful leader. Just look at my family as an example. I've instilled my values in them, and they live by this values. I'll inspire the whole nation that way!"

(Daughter gets pregnant in her teens)

"Ms Palin, how are you supposed to convince the public to follow you if, upon looking at your family (as you told us to do), you can even get them to adopt your values?"

"WAAH! NOW THAT IT CAN BE USED AGAINST ME, OBSERVATION OF MYFAMILY IS OFF LIMITS!"
 
2021-07-31 11:11:41 AM  
1 vote:

HighOnCraic: mrshowrules: HighOnCraic: Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.

[bobbiblogger.files.wordpress.com image 500x482]

but how many dogs are there?

Lots!  All of them, any of them that have been in front of me over all these years.  I'll try to find you some and I'll bring them to you.


I assume you can see them from your house.
 
2021-07-31 9:44:01 AM  
1 vote:

HighOnCraic: Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.

[bobbiblogger.files.wordpress.com image 500x482]


but how many dogs are there?
 
2021-07-31 8:39:21 AM  
1 vote:
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2021-07-31 8:11:13 AM  
1 vote:

Candy Colored Clown: Bullshiat. God is a trickster and this would be hilarious.


Proof: Australia
 
2021-07-31 7:53:17 AM  
1 vote:
I'm somehow okay with this. She ran with McCain who Trump despised and I'm so tired of this B.S. It would be refreshing to go back to the Good old Republican party I used to know and hate.
 
2021-07-31 2:24:13 AM  
1 vote:

corq: Aussie_As: Farking christians. How are they not calling this out as blasphemy? Any christian who thinks that god gives a solitary shiat about whether Sarah Palin continues her political career needs to quit.

Frankly, leaving god right out of it, I hope she does run. Steal some limelight from some other Republicans because you just know she's going to say some dumb shiat, screw up their messaging and then lose anyway, although I doubt she'd get selected as the official R candidate anyway.

Ya know, I once thought this EXACT thing about some other recent GOP presidential candidate.

I won't make that mistake again.


Ooh yeah, you and me both on that one. But Palin now is no Trump circa 2015, she's not even Palin circa 2009.
 
2021-07-30 10:23:39 PM  
1 vote:
I sure hope she does ":-)
 
2021-07-30 10:21:33 PM  
1 vote:
thats some god telling Adam how to make an omlette -- look at the end script, see? it says OMLET
 
2021-07-30 10:01:25 PM  
1 vote:
The Newsroom, Maggie on Michele Bachmann and Christianity
Youtube KLE_upB3e64
 
2021-07-30 9:58:00 PM  
1 vote:
God needs a blue checkmark.
 
2021-07-30 9:57:50 PM  
1 vote:

Jake Havechek: Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.

Lisa Ann is more popular than she is, and probably richer, too.


Lisa Ann actually has a job.
 
2021-07-30 8:00:29 PM  
1 vote:
Farking christians. How are they not calling this out as blasphemy? Any christian who thinks that god gives a solitary shiat about whether Sarah Palin continues her political career needs to quit.

Frankly, leaving god right out of it, I hope she does run. Steal some limelight from some other Republicans because you just know she's going to say some dumb shiat, screw up their messaging and then lose anyway, although I doubt she'd get selected as the official R candidate anyway.
 
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