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2021-07-30 6:57:24 PM  
93 votes:
She's broke and bored.
 
2021-07-30 6:51:08 PM  
58 votes:
That guy has over 6 million followers because he's the best god.
 
2021-07-30 6:47:23 PM  
52 votes:
I can't...I can't funny original...
 
2021-07-30 6:47:40 PM  
39 votes:
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2021-07-30 9:32:29 PM  
37 votes:

Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.


And stupid. Don't forget  stupid.
 
2021-07-30 8:00:29 PM  
36 votes:
Farking christians. How are they not calling this out as blasphemy? Any christian who thinks that god gives a solitary shiat about whether Sarah Palin continues her political career needs to quit.

Frankly, leaving god right out of it, I hope she does run. Steal some limelight from some other Republicans because you just know she's going to say some dumb shiat, screw up their messaging and then lose anyway, although I doubt she'd get selected as the official R candidate anyway.
 
2021-07-30 7:08:31 PM  
35 votes:

Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.


Lisa Ann is more popular than she is, and probably richer, too.
 
2021-07-30 9:14:22 PM  
31 votes:

cretinbob: Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.

And no one is paying attention to her.
Even in these crazy times I question whether she is electable or not.


That's why she's floating it out there like this. If there is a huge response, she is following the will of God and the people. If not, she has the book money and the grift from when she was Governor to keep her knitting warm. But Mama Grizzly has smelled money in the air, and she's gonna see if she can track some of it down.
 
2021-07-30 9:35:02 PM  
21 votes:
List of things God wants/wanted:

Obama to be President
Trump to be President
Tom Brady to have 9 rings
The Holocaust
The Armenian genocide
New York pizza to be better than Chicago pizza
Plane crashes
Wildfires
Slavery
The heat death of the universe
 
2021-07-30 8:45:46 PM  
21 votes:

cretinbob: Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.

And no one is paying attention to her.
Even in these crazy times I question whether she is electable or not.


The only thing she ever had going for her was her looks and holy f$ck, that's fading fast.
 
2021-07-30 7:46:11 PM  
20 votes:

Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.


And no one is paying attention to her.
Even in these crazy times I question whether she is electable or not.
 
2021-07-30 9:39:14 PM  
19 votes:

Flincher: Original: Original Tweet:

TheTweetOfGod: I don't. https://t.co/4Q7fmGEkLv


Jesus....Bruce Jenner is not aging well


Bruce Jenner is dead broh.
 
2021-07-30 10:50:02 PM  
15 votes:

mrparks: Flincher: Original: Original Tweet:
TheTweetOfGod: I don't. https://t.co/4Q7fmGEkLv

Jesus....Bruce Jenner is not aging well

Bruce Jenner is dead broh.


Her name is Caitlyn and she's very much alive. She may be a terrible person but that's no excuse for transphobic abuse.
 
2021-07-30 10:01:25 PM  
15 votes:
The Newsroom, Maggie on Michele Bachmann and Christianity
Youtube KLE_upB3e64
 
2021-07-30 9:36:58 PM  
14 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Now wait a minute. What if she primaries a guy in a vulnerable district?


Meh. It'd be her against Murkowski in the Senate. 

You know, the person who lost the primary, ran as a write-in, then won. 

And now Alaska has ranked choice voting... Murks not going anywhere/
 
2021-07-30 11:43:39 PM  
13 votes:
Sarah is missing the attention that MTG now attracts. Think about that.
 
2021-07-30 9:40:56 PM  
12 votes:

mrparks: Flincher: Original: Original Tweet:

TheTweetOfGod: I don't. https://t.co/4Q7fmGEkLv


Jesus....Bruce Jenner is not aging well

Bruce Jenner is dead broh.


In kind of the same way that Darth Vader killed Luke's father.
 
2021-07-30 7:26:21 PM  
11 votes:

cretinbob: I can't...I can't funny original...


we used to be able to.... before the dark times.
 
2021-07-30 10:16:32 PM  
10 votes:
Holy shiat, we are living in the worst era of humanity.
 
2021-07-30 7:16:42 PM  
10 votes:

little big man: [Fark user image 480x272] [View Full Size image _x_]


i.imgur.comView Full Size
 
2021-07-30 9:57:50 PM  
9 votes:

Jake Havechek: Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.

Lisa Ann is more popular than she is, and probably richer, too.


Lisa Ann actually has a job.
 
2021-07-30 9:38:59 PM  
9 votes:
Remember when this was being billed as the next Reagan?
 
2021-07-30 9:34:15 PM  
9 votes:

Jake Havechek: Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.

Lisa Ann is more popular than she is, and probably richer, too.


Lisa Ann's asshole is less of an asshole than Sarah Palin.
 
2021-07-30 10:05:10 PM  
8 votes:

Penguin_named_Nori: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/KLE_upB3​e64]


Absolutely criminal that this show was canceled when it did. It could have been incredible in the Trump era.
 
2021-07-30 8:51:06 PM  
8 votes:

mrshowrules: cretinbob: Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.

And no one is paying attention to her.
Even in these crazy times I question whether she is electable or not.

The only thing she ever had going for her was her looks and holy f$ck, that's fading fast.


Sure, but you've got to compare apples with apples.

Of all the grandmothers who turn up to their junior high school grandkids' 'bring your granny to school day' she's always going to be in the running for hottest grandma.
 
2021-07-30 8:32:46 PM  
8 votes:
Amen

/wish more people followed this God
 
2021-07-30 8:12:08 PM  
8 votes:
This is good, if you haven't seen it:
https://www.hbo.com/movies/game-chang​e
 
2021-07-30 6:55:53 PM  
8 votes:
I think He's probably busy at the moment. And by the way Sarah, how's the family?
 
2021-07-31 8:39:21 AM  
7 votes:
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2021-07-30 9:58:00 PM  
7 votes:
God needs a blue checkmark.
 
2021-07-31 3:11:11 AM  
6 votes:
That was good. This exchange was better.

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2021-07-30 11:05:18 PM  
6 votes:
Meth.  Not even once.
 
2021-07-30 10:50:25 PM  
6 votes:
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2021-07-30 9:37:16 PM  
6 votes:

Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.


Shouldn't be long before she's a great grandmother and can busy herself with more toddlers, no?
 
2021-07-30 9:34:51 PM  
6 votes:

Aussie_As: Farking christians. How are they not calling this out as blasphemy?


Because we know that it's satire?
 
2021-07-30 9:30:02 PM  
6 votes:

Original: Original Tweet:

TheTweetOfGod: I don't. https://t.co/4Q7fmGEkLv


Jesus....Bruce Jenner is not aging well
 
2021-07-30 9:47:48 PM  
5 votes:
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2021-07-30 9:15:32 PM  
5 votes:
Maybe she'll be endorsed by Mike Lindell.
 
2021-07-30 10:55:01 PM  
4 votes:

Jake Havechek: Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.

Lisa Ann is more popular than she is, and probably richer, too.


Lisa Ann probably has 1000 times more morals than her too.
 
2021-07-30 9:51:25 PM  
4 votes:

Jake Havechek: I think He's probably busy at the moment. And by the way Sarah, how's the family?


Drunk, criminal, and re(dacted).
 
2021-07-31 9:43:26 AM  
3 votes:

Gordon Bennett: That was good. This exchange was better.

[Fark user image 782x960]


That's only because the "Can Confirm" part pushes it over the edge.
 
2021-07-31 2:18:28 AM  
3 votes:

Aussie_As: Farking christians. How are they not calling this out as blasphemy? Any christian who thinks that god gives a solitary shiat about whether Sarah Palin continues her political career needs to quit.

Frankly, leaving god right out of it, I hope she does run. Steal some limelight from some other Republicans because you just know she's going to say some dumb shiat, screw up their messaging and then lose anyway, although I doubt she'd get selected as the official R candidate anyway.


Ya know, I once thought this EXACT thing about some other recent GOP presidential candidate.

I won't make that mistake again.
 
2021-07-30 11:48:59 PM  
3 votes:
Momma Griz jumping naked out of a helicopter with a Buck knife clenched in her teeth onto a raging Polar bear is how I want to remember Sarah Palin. If I have to remember her at all.
 
2021-07-30 10:39:01 PM  
3 votes:

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.

She could get into cougar porn.


she aint broke she lost her job governing by entitling herself to all sorts of government funds for her her vast real estate holdings and the charges were droppedt when she resigned

/liek every other governor
 
2021-07-30 10:20:46 PM  
3 votes:
Roger Waters - What God Wants, Part 1 (Official Music Video with lyrics)
Youtube OMRrS_zYKDg
 
2021-07-30 10:09:39 PM  
3 votes:
What an amazing coincidence; I too will run for Senate if god wants me to.
 
2021-07-30 9:51:32 PM  
3 votes:
Does she have another grandkid out of wedlock to cover up?
 
2021-07-30 9:33:33 PM  
3 votes:
Hey Trump why don't you let Sara be your running mate. You'll win biggly.
 
2021-07-30 9:32:42 PM  
3 votes:
God has an entertaining podcast.  Godcast,do recommend.
 
2021-07-30 9:29:21 PM  
3 votes:
Now wait a minute. What if she primaries a guy in a vulnerable district?
 
2021-07-31 11:49:20 AM  
2 votes:

bikkurikun: shastacola: That guy has over 6 million followers because he's the best god.

The best thing about that account is that God only follows one other person on Twitter. Guess who?


@s8n ?
 
2021-07-31 2:24:13 AM  
2 votes:

corq: Aussie_As: Farking christians. How are they not calling this out as blasphemy? Any christian who thinks that god gives a solitary shiat about whether Sarah Palin continues her political career needs to quit.

Frankly, leaving god right out of it, I hope she does run. Steal some limelight from some other Republicans because you just know she's going to say some dumb shiat, screw up their messaging and then lose anyway, although I doubt she'd get selected as the official R candidate anyway.

Ya know, I once thought this EXACT thing about some other recent GOP presidential candidate.

I won't make that mistake again.


Ooh yeah, you and me both on that one. But Palin now is no Trump circa 2015, she's not even Palin circa 2009.
 
2021-07-31 12:57:07 AM  
2 votes:
Wow. . .she is getting old.  The make-up is not doing so well masking the batsh*t crazy.
 
2021-07-30 11:59:19 PM  
2 votes:
She should just do cuck porn.
 
2021-07-30 11:52:10 PM  
2 votes:
So, my weird experience with regards to Sarah Palin as a topic.

During that election, I was getting my second degree and because I needed a 12 credit I got certified in scuba diving. We were at the Y and people were talking about the election and dive instructor tells me, and I quote, "You should be proud of Sarah Palin."

I fell into the pool and sat on the bottom of the deep end to avoid the rest of the conversation but in retrospect I wish I'd asked why. Because we both presented female at birth, is that why? What's the logic here?

/I will never know
 
2021-07-30 11:26:31 PM  
2 votes:
Do you see who they're anointing these days? They'll vote her in easily.
 
2021-07-30 10:57:41 PM  
2 votes:
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/back at it, I see.
 
2021-07-30 10:41:13 PM  
2 votes:
The thing about god is that anyone too stupid to realize that he's fiction are ripe pickings for the priest class.

Or as Carlin described it in his bitter/later years, the sun is a god, he's angry and he told me to tell you to give me half.

fark that. Why does an omnipotent being need my money?
 
2021-07-30 10:09:34 PM  
2 votes:

Aussie_As: Farking christians. How are they not calling this out as blasphemy? Any christian who thinks that god gives a solitary shiat about whether Sarah Palin continues her political career needs to quit.

Frankly, leaving god right out of it, I hope she does run. Steal some limelight from some other Republicans because you just know she's going to say some dumb shiat, screw up their messaging and then lose anyway, although I doubt she'd get selected as the official R candidate anyway.


OK fine. I am hereby calling this out as blasphemy. Along with the thing above about New York pizza being better than Chicago pizza.
 
2021-07-30 10:00:04 PM  
2 votes:
What, she's run out of money and reality TV show gigs?

Guess it may be time for her to whore out the youngest, Trig Paxton Van Palin.
The Trig Paxton Van Palin Show! How a Real Kid Handles a School Shooter!🤗
 
2021-07-30 9:49:23 PM  
2 votes:

dericwater: Aussie_As: mrshowrules: cretinbob: Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.

And no one is paying attention to her.
Even in these crazy times I question whether she is electable or not.

The only thing she ever had going for her was her looks and holy f$ck, that's fading fast.

Sure, but you've got to compare apples with apples.

Of all the grandmothers who turn up to their junior high school grandkids' 'bring your granny to school day' she's always going to be in the running for hottest grandma.

Palin could have a very lucrative career in porn doing GILF videos. Can't be any run-of-the-mill GILF, though. She'll never get above the crowd. She's gotta do BBC, DAP, ATM and a whole lot more to make bank.


only fans.com/grizzlyboxxx
 
2021-07-30 9:46:52 PM  
2 votes:

Aussie_As: mrshowrules: cretinbob: Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.

And no one is paying attention to her.
Even in these crazy times I question whether she is electable or not.

The only thing she ever had going for her was her looks and holy f$ck, that's fading fast.

Sure, but you've got to compare apples with apples.

Of all the grandmothers who turn up to their junior high school grandkids' 'bring your granny to school day' she's always going to be in the running for hottest grandma.


Palin could have a very lucrative career in porn doing GILF videos. Can't be any run-of-the-mill GILF, though. She'll never get above the crowd. She's gotta do BBC, DAP, ATM and a whole lot more to make bank.
 
2021-07-30 9:33:03 PM  
2 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Now wait a minute. What if she primaries a guy in a vulnerable district?


Does he have to buy her dinner first
 
2021-07-31 9:36:11 PM  
1 vote:

Aussie_As: mrshowrules: cretinbob: Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.

And no one is paying attention to her.
Even in these crazy times I question whether she is electable or not.

The only thing she ever had going for her was her looks and holy f$ck, that's fading fast.

Sure, but you've got to compare apples with apples.

Of all the grandmothers who turn up to their junior high school grandkids' 'bring your granny to school day' she's always going to be in the running for hottest grandma.


Well, she is decades younger too.
 
2021-07-31 1:12:53 PM  
1 vote:

HighOnCraic: mrshowrules: HighOnCraic: mrshowrules: HighOnCraic: Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.

[bobbiblogger.files.wordpress.com image 500x482]

but how many dogs are there?

Lots!  All of them, any of them that have been in front of me over all these years.  I'll try to find you some and I'll bring them to you.

I assume you can see them from your house.

You betcha!  [wink]


Oh good times.  I miss her stupid folksy racism.  And by miss, I mean not miss.  We never found out what criminal behaviour caused her to resign from the Governorship to pursue a career in unemployment.
 
2021-07-31 11:11:41 AM  
1 vote:

HighOnCraic: mrshowrules: HighOnCraic: Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.

[bobbiblogger.files.wordpress.com image 500x482]

but how many dogs are there?

Lots!  All of them, any of them that have been in front of me over all these years.  I'll try to find you some and I'll bring them to you.


I assume you can see them from your house.
 
2021-07-31 11:04:38 AM  
1 vote:

Tanqueray: This is good, if you haven't seen it:
https://www.hbo.com/movies/game-change​


Holy crap, I had to do a double-take when I first glimpsed these two:
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-07-31 9:40:17 AM  
1 vote:

flondrix: khitsicker: cretinbob: I can't...I can't funny original...

we used to be able to.... before the dark times.

Why has that changed?


because Drew hates everything that is good and fun in this world?
 
2021-07-31 8:32:45 AM  
1 vote:

hotrod2001: Remember when this was being billed as the next Reagan?


A  demented traitor?
 
2021-07-31 8:11:13 AM  
1 vote:

Candy Colored Clown: Bullshiat. God is a trickster and this would be hilarious.


Proof: Australia
 
2021-07-31 7:01:44 AM  
1 vote:

Pants full of macaroni!!: Wait a minute - I thought T***p was God?  At least that's what all his worshipers say.....


Nah. The Flim Flam Führer is just a very naughty boy the Messiah.
 
2021-07-31 6:45:39 AM  
1 vote:
Wait a minute - I thought Trump was God?  At least that's what all his worshipers say.....
 
2021-07-31 3:24:03 AM  
1 vote:

Aussie_As: mrshowrules: cretinbob: Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.

And no one is paying attention to her.
Even in these crazy times I question whether she is electable or not.

The only thing she ever had going for her was her looks and holy f$ck, that's fading fast.

Sure, but you've got to compare apples with apples.

Of all the grandmothers who turn up to their junior high school grandkids' 'bring your granny to school day' she's always going to be in the running for hottest grandma.


Judging by her family, she's going to be a great grandmother in 2 or 3 years.
 
2021-07-31 3:03:27 AM  
1 vote:
Thanks God. She'd probably win, the way things are going.
 
2021-07-31 2:25:33 AM  
1 vote:
oh they want to be around your kids too
 
2021-07-31 2:24:10 AM  
1 vote:
people dun got trained in neanderthal logik

/they want your money, stupid!
 
2021-07-31 2:15:22 AM  
1 vote:
😒
 
2021-07-31 1:09:21 AM  
1 vote:
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2021-07-31 12:00:48 AM  
1 vote:
God will come around sooner or later, and tell Sarah Palin to run. We'll know that He has changed His mind when Sarah Palin tells us so.
 
2021-07-30 11:20:08 PM  
1 vote:

Original: Original Tweet:

TheTweetOfGod: I don't. https://t.co/4Q7fmGEkLv


Can you run for just a half of a term?
 
2021-07-30 11:05:10 PM  
1 vote:

king of vegas: List of things God wants/wanted:

Obama to be President
Trump to be President
Tom Brady to have 9 rings
The Holocaust
The Armenian genocide
New York pizza to be better than Chicago pizza
Plane crashes
Wildfires
Slavery
The heat death of the universe


Maybe he just wants a decent pierogi? Maybe all the rest is just a misinterpretation?
 
2021-07-30 10:41:13 PM  
1 vote:

king of vegas: mrparks: Flincher: Original: Original Tweet:

TheTweetOfGod: I don't. https://t.co/4Q7fmGEkLv


Jesus....Bruce Jenner is not aging well

Bruce Jenner is dead broh.

In kind of the same way that Darth Vader killed Luke's father.


The weirder part is that everyone forgot about a broad playing college football.
 
2021-07-30 10:36:57 PM  
1 vote:

cretinbob: Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.

And no one is paying attention to her.
Even in these crazy times I question whether she is electable or not.


Even Trump gave her the cold shoulder
 
2021-07-30 10:36:04 PM  
1 vote:

Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.


She could get into cougar porn.
 
2021-07-30 10:32:24 PM  
1 vote:
Bullshiat. God is a trickster and this would be hilarious.
 
2021-07-30 10:23:39 PM  
1 vote:
I sure hope she does ":-)
 
2021-07-30 10:09:00 PM  
1 vote:

Freschel: Hey Trump why don't you let Sara be your running mate. You'll win biggly.


You should start selling Trump/ Palin 2024 stickers. I somebody who would buy three.

Sarah Palin should run against Mitt Romney.
 
2021-07-30 9:54:05 PM  
1 vote:
Will she have Glen Rice's endorsement?
 
2021-07-30 9:53:42 PM  
1 vote:
...and it was good.
 
2021-07-30 9:37:16 PM  
1 vote:

Jake Havechek: Maybe she'll be endorsed by Mike Lindell.


That's my favorite new euphemism for "feeding horrible people to various animals".

Good one!
 
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