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2021-07-31 9:33:01 AM  

king of vegas: List of things God wants/wanted:

Obama to be President
Trump to be President
Tom Brady to have 9 rings
The Holocaust
The Armenian genocide
New York pizza to be better than Chicago pizza
Plane crashes
Wildfires
Slavery
The heat death of the universe


According to jim 8 seasons ,Pol pot ,
Larry the cable guy ,Hitler ,space jam 2 ,Stalin , Ben garrison. Etc...
 
2021-07-31 9:40:17 AM  

flondrix: khitsicker: cretinbob: I can't...I can't funny original...

we used to be able to.... before the dark times.

Why has that changed?


because Drew hates everything that is good and fun in this world?
 
2021-07-31 9:43:26 AM  

Gordon Bennett: That was good. This exchange was better.

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That's only because the "Can Confirm" part pushes it over the edge.
 
2021-07-31 9:44:01 AM  

HighOnCraic: Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.

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but how many dogs are there?
 
2021-07-31 10:04:19 AM  

fasahd: I'm somehow okay with this. She ran with McCain who Trump despised and I'm so tired of this B.S. It would be refreshing to go back to the Good old Republican party I used to know and hate.


Why? It's not like they were any different then.
 
2021-07-31 10:18:33 AM  

mrshowrules: HighOnCraic: Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.

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but how many dogs are there?


Lots!  All of them, any of them that have been in front of me over all these years.  I'll try to find you some and I'll bring them to you.
 
2021-07-31 10:25:12 AM  

shastacola: That guy has over 6 million followers because he's the best god.


The best thing about that account is that God only follows one other person on Twitter. Guess who?
 
2021-07-31 11:04:38 AM  

Tanqueray: This is good, if you haven't seen it:
https://www.hbo.com/movies/game-change​


Holy crap, I had to do a double-take when I first glimpsed these two:
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2021-07-31 11:11:41 AM  

HighOnCraic: mrshowrules: HighOnCraic: Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.

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but how many dogs are there?

Lots!  All of them, any of them that have been in front of me over all these years.  I'll try to find you some and I'll bring them to you.


I assume you can see them from your house.
 
2021-07-31 11:49:20 AM  

bikkurikun: shastacola: That guy has over 6 million followers because he's the best god.

The best thing about that account is that God only follows one other person on Twitter. Guess who?


@s8n ?
 
2021-07-31 12:29:55 PM  

mrshowrules: HighOnCraic: mrshowrules: HighOnCraic: Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.

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but how many dogs are there?

Lots!  All of them, any of them that have been in front of me over all these years.  I'll try to find you some and I'll bring them to you.

I assume you can see them from your house.


You betcha!  [wink]
 
2021-07-31 12:34:52 PM  

hubiestubert: [i.imgflip.com image 385x267]


Christ, Ron Perlman looks rough these days.
 
2021-07-31 12:58:38 PM  
She should run on the same rhetoric she used last time:

"I'm a wonderful leader. Just look at my family as an example. I've instilled my values in them, and they live by this values. I'll inspire the whole nation that way!"

(Daughter gets pregnant in her teens)

"Ms Palin, how are you supposed to convince the public to follow you if, upon looking at your family (as you told us to do), you can even get them to adopt your values?"

"WAAH! NOW THAT IT CAN BE USED AGAINST ME, OBSERVATION OF MYFAMILY IS OFF LIMITS!"
 
2021-07-31 1:12:53 PM  

HighOnCraic: mrshowrules: HighOnCraic: mrshowrules: HighOnCraic: Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.

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but how many dogs are there?

Lots!  All of them, any of them that have been in front of me over all these years.  I'll try to find you some and I'll bring them to you.

I assume you can see them from your house.

You betcha!  [wink]


Oh good times.  I miss her stupid folksy racism.  And by miss, I mean not miss.  We never found out what criminal behaviour caused her to resign from the Governorship to pursue a career in unemployment.
 
2021-07-31 1:38:12 PM  
Does she know which state she physically lives in?  I mean besides the State of Delusion where she think she's relevant.
 
2021-07-31 1:40:32 PM  
I have some gold plates and a seer stone from God, Sara.  Send me a cashier's check with the amount God has told you to send and I'll read you the part of the plates where you get mentioned.
 
2021-07-31 2:14:29 PM  
All religions are precision-designed by smart people who want to control stupid people

/have fun being told what to do
 
2021-07-31 9:36:11 PM  

Aussie_As: mrshowrules: cretinbob: Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.

And no one is paying attention to her.
Even in these crazy times I question whether she is electable or not.

The only thing she ever had going for her was her looks and holy f$ck, that's fading fast.

Sure, but you've got to compare apples with apples.

Of all the grandmothers who turn up to their junior high school grandkids' 'bring your granny to school day' she's always going to be in the running for hottest grandma.


Well, she is decades younger too.
 
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