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2021-07-30 6:45:25 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2021-07-30 6:47:23 PM  
I can't...I can't funny original...
 
2021-07-30 6:47:40 PM  
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2021-07-30 6:51:08 PM  
That guy has over 6 million followers because he's the best god.
 
2021-07-30 6:55:53 PM  
I think He's probably busy at the moment. And by the way Sarah, how's the family?
 
2021-07-30 6:57:24 PM  
She's broke and bored.
 
2021-07-30 7:08:31 PM  

Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.


Lisa Ann is more popular than she is, and probably richer, too.
 
2021-07-30 7:16:42 PM  

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2021-07-30 7:26:21 PM  

cretinbob: I can't...I can't funny original...


we used to be able to.... before the dark times.
 
2021-07-30 7:46:11 PM  

Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.


And no one is paying attention to her.
Even in these crazy times I question whether she is electable or not.
 
2021-07-30 8:00:29 PM  
Farking christians. How are they not calling this out as blasphemy? Any christian who thinks that god gives a solitary shiat about whether Sarah Palin continues her political career needs to quit.

Frankly, leaving god right out of it, I hope she does run. Steal some limelight from some other Republicans because you just know she's going to say some dumb shiat, screw up their messaging and then lose anyway, although I doubt she'd get selected as the official R candidate anyway.
 
2021-07-30 8:12:08 PM  
This is good, if you haven't seen it:
https://www.hbo.com/movies/game-chang​e
 
2021-07-30 8:32:46 PM  
Amen

/wish more people followed this God
 
2021-07-30 8:33:59 PM  
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2021-07-30 8:45:46 PM  

cretinbob: Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.

And no one is paying attention to her.
Even in these crazy times I question whether she is electable or not.


The only thing she ever had going for her was her looks and holy f$ck, that's fading fast.
 
2021-07-30 8:51:06 PM  

mrshowrules: cretinbob: Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.

And no one is paying attention to her.
Even in these crazy times I question whether she is electable or not.

The only thing she ever had going for her was her looks and holy f$ck, that's fading fast.


Sure, but you've got to compare apples with apples.

Of all the grandmothers who turn up to their junior high school grandkids' 'bring your granny to school day' she's always going to be in the running for hottest grandma.
 
2021-07-30 9:14:22 PM  

cretinbob: Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.

And no one is paying attention to her.
Even in these crazy times I question whether she is electable or not.


That's why she's floating it out there like this. If there is a huge response, she is following the will of God and the people. If not, she has the book money and the grift from when she was Governor to keep her knitting warm. But Mama Grizzly has smelled money in the air, and she's gonna see if she can track some of it down.
 
2021-07-30 9:15:32 PM  
Maybe she'll be endorsed by Mike Lindell.
 
2021-07-30 9:29:21 PM  
Now wait a minute. What if she primaries a guy in a vulnerable district?
 
2021-07-30 9:30:02 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

TheTweetOfGod: I don't. https://t.co/4Q7fmGEkLv


Jesus....Bruce Jenner is not aging well
 
2021-07-30 9:32:29 PM  

Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.


And stupid. Don't forget  stupid.
 
2021-07-30 9:32:42 PM  
God has an entertaining podcast.  Godcast,do recommend.
 
2021-07-30 9:33:03 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Now wait a minute. What if she primaries a guy in a vulnerable district?


Does he have to buy her dinner first
 
2021-07-30 9:33:33 PM  
Hey Trump why don't you let Sara be your running mate. You'll win biggly.
 
2021-07-30 9:34:15 PM  

Jake Havechek: Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.

Lisa Ann is more popular than she is, and probably richer, too.


Lisa Ann's asshole is less of an asshole than Sarah Palin.
 
2021-07-30 9:34:51 PM  

Aussie_As: Farking christians. How are they not calling this out as blasphemy?


Because we know that it's satire?
 
2021-07-30 9:35:02 PM  
List of things God wants/wanted:

Obama to be President
Trump to be President
Tom Brady to have 9 rings
The Holocaust
The Armenian genocide
New York pizza to be better than Chicago pizza
Plane crashes
Wildfires
Slavery
The heat death of the universe
 
2021-07-30 9:36:58 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Now wait a minute. What if she primaries a guy in a vulnerable district?


Meh. It'd be her against Murkowski in the Senate. 

You know, the person who lost the primary, ran as a write-in, then won. 

And now Alaska has ranked choice voting... Murks not going anywhere/
 
2021-07-30 9:37:16 PM  

Jake Havechek: Maybe she'll be endorsed by Mike Lindell.


That's my favorite new euphemism for "feeding horrible people to various animals".

Good one!
 
2021-07-30 9:37:16 PM  

Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.


Shouldn't be long before she's a great grandmother and can busy herself with more toddlers, no?
 
2021-07-30 9:38:02 PM  

Glorious Golden Ass: Lisa Ann's asshole is less of an asshole than Sarah Palin.



To be fair, that may be from overuse.
 
2021-07-30 9:38:59 PM  
Remember when this was being billed as the next Reagan?
 
2021-07-30 9:39:14 PM  

Flincher: Original: Original Tweet:

TheTweetOfGod: I don't. https://t.co/4Q7fmGEkLv


Jesus....Bruce Jenner is not aging well


Bruce Jenner is dead broh.
 
2021-07-30 9:40:56 PM  

mrparks: Flincher: Original: Original Tweet:

TheTweetOfGod: I don't. https://t.co/4Q7fmGEkLv


Jesus....Bruce Jenner is not aging well

Bruce Jenner is dead broh.


In kind of the same way that Darth Vader killed Luke's father.
 
2021-07-30 9:46:52 PM  

Aussie_As: mrshowrules: cretinbob: Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.

And no one is paying attention to her.
Even in these crazy times I question whether she is electable or not.

The only thing she ever had going for her was her looks and holy f$ck, that's fading fast.

Sure, but you've got to compare apples with apples.

Of all the grandmothers who turn up to their junior high school grandkids' 'bring your granny to school day' she's always going to be in the running for hottest grandma.


Palin could have a very lucrative career in porn doing GILF videos. Can't be any run-of-the-mill GILF, though. She'll never get above the crowd. She's gotta do BBC, DAP, ATM and a whole lot more to make bank.
 
2021-07-30 9:47:48 PM  
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2021-07-30 9:49:23 PM  

dericwater: Aussie_As: mrshowrules: cretinbob: Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.

And no one is paying attention to her.
Even in these crazy times I question whether she is electable or not.

The only thing she ever had going for her was her looks and holy f$ck, that's fading fast.

Sure, but you've got to compare apples with apples.

Of all the grandmothers who turn up to their junior high school grandkids' 'bring your granny to school day' she's always going to be in the running for hottest grandma.

Palin could have a very lucrative career in porn doing GILF videos. Can't be any run-of-the-mill GILF, though. She'll never get above the crowd. She's gotta do BBC, DAP, ATM and a whole lot more to make bank.


only fans.com/grizzlyboxxx
 
2021-07-30 9:51:25 PM  

Jake Havechek: I think He's probably busy at the moment. And by the way Sarah, how's the family?


Drunk, criminal, and re(dacted).
 
2021-07-30 9:51:32 PM  
Does she have another grandkid out of wedlock to cover up?
 
2021-07-30 9:53:42 PM  
...and it was good.
 
2021-07-30 9:54:05 PM  
Will she have Glen Rice's endorsement?
 
2021-07-30 9:57:10 PM  

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2021-07-30 9:57:50 PM  

Jake Havechek: Badmoodman: She's broke and bored.

Lisa Ann is more popular than she is, and probably richer, too.


Lisa Ann actually has a job.
 
2021-07-30 9:58:00 PM  
God needs a blue checkmark.
 
2021-07-30 10:00:04 PM  
What, she's run out of money and reality TV show gigs?

Guess it may be time for her to whore out the youngest, Trig Paxton Van Palin.
The Trig Paxton Van Palin Show! How a Real Kid Handles a School Shooter!🤗
 
2021-07-30 10:01:25 PM  
The Newsroom, Maggie on Michele Bachmann and Christianity
Youtube KLE_upB3e64
 
2021-07-30 10:04:52 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

TheTweetOfGod: I don't. https://t.co/4Q7fmGEkLv


Bloodhound Gang Hell Yeah
Youtube D97O9PU2GnM
 
2021-07-30 10:05:10 PM  

Penguin_named_Nori: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/KLE_upB3​e64]


Absolutely criminal that this show was canceled when it did. It could have been incredible in the Trump era.
 
2021-07-30 10:09:00 PM  

Freschel: Hey Trump why don't you let Sara be your running mate. You'll win biggly.


You should start selling Trump/ Palin 2024 stickers. I somebody who would buy three.

Sarah Palin should run against Mitt Romney.
 
2021-07-30 10:09:34 PM  

Aussie_As: Farking christians. How are they not calling this out as blasphemy? Any christian who thinks that god gives a solitary shiat about whether Sarah Palin continues her political career needs to quit.

Frankly, leaving god right out of it, I hope she does run. Steal some limelight from some other Republicans because you just know she's going to say some dumb shiat, screw up their messaging and then lose anyway, although I doubt she'd get selected as the official R candidate anyway.


OK fine. I am hereby calling this out as blasphemy. Along with the thing above about New York pizza being better than Chicago pizza.
 
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