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2021-07-30 5:25:56 PM  
19 votes:
if it had been illudium pu-36, I would know where to look.
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2021-07-30 5:54:22 PM  
13 votes:

LineNoise: The Ohio Bureau of Radiation Protection

I know its Ohio, and well, the people who live there and all....but.....i'm sort of surprised this is a thing that exists.


It's a department of 2 people and they both post on fark all the time.
 
2021-07-30 5:19:29 PM  
13 votes:
NUKE-u-lar, Subby

** ducks **
 
2021-07-30 5:41:29 PM  
12 votes:
I've seen this episode.  They make jewelry out of it and everyone in the city gets sick.


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2021-07-30 5:42:11 PM  
9 votes:
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2021-07-30 5:27:01 PM  
9 votes:
Let me check, nope my smoke alarm is where it should be.
 
2021-07-30 7:02:20 PM  
8 votes:
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2021-07-30 6:16:04 PM  
6 votes:
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2021-07-30 5:24:59 PM  
6 votes:
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2021-07-30 6:45:28 PM  
5 votes:

LineNoise: The Ohio Bureau of Radiation Protection

I know its Ohio, and well, the people who live there and all....but.....i'm sort of surprised this is a thing that exists.


known colloquially as The BuRP
 
2021-07-30 5:35:09 PM  
5 votes:
Did it fall out of a microbus some Libyan dudes were driving?
 
2021-07-30 5:58:37 PM  
4 votes:
Is it Strontium-90? Because I have an idea for a soft drink.
 
2021-07-30 5:38:12 PM  
3 votes:
The Ohio Bureau of Radiation Protection

I know its Ohio, and well, the people who live there and all....but.....i'm sort of surprised this is a thing that exists.
 
2021-07-30 5:25:44 PM  
3 votes:
Materials being misplaced during shipping isn't a rare occurrence, experts say.

So sleep tight everyone!
 
2021-07-30 10:36:49 PM  
2 votes:
I almost spilled the orange juice from my Fiesta Ware cup after reading this headline subby.
/Hot, like my non-obscure post
 
2021-07-30 8:25:24 PM  
2 votes:

Be polite walk on the right: [media.defense.gov image 850x564]


Where's the joker with the paper bag?
 
2021-07-30 7:57:31 PM  
2 votes:

Ragin' Asian: Can I just go down to the local precinct?


No. This is the 21st Century. You can go get some at the drugstore.
 
2021-07-30 6:17:26 PM  
2 votes:

fragMasterFlash: Did it fall out of a microbus some Libyan dudes were driving?


They only had pinball machine parts.
 
2021-07-30 5:40:19 PM  
2 votes:
Can I just go down to the local precinct?
 
2021-07-30 5:37:17 PM  
2 votes:
Great Scott!
 
2021-07-31 12:12:04 AM  
1 vote:
"It's not often, but it does happen because there are so many shipments of radioactive materials, millions every year, that I suppose it's inevitable that occasionally one goes missing or is misplaced,"

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2021-07-30 8:16:04 PM  
1 vote:

LineNoise: The Ohio Bureau of Radiation Protection

I know its Ohio, and well, the people who live there and all....but.....i'm sort of surprised this is a thing that exists.


Doesn't make sense, protecting radiation.
 
2021-07-30 7:56:24 PM  
1 vote:

HighlanderRPI: LineNoise: The Ohio Bureau of Radiation Protection

I know its Ohio, and well, the people who live there and all....but.....i'm sort of surprised this is a thing that exists.

known colloquially as The BuRP


Sir, I'm from CBS, and would like to buy your idea for a Primetime franchise. I'm thinking, BuRP: Columbus. BuRP: Erie (get this, its BOTH supernatural, and based on a boat). BuRP: Miami. (Nobody will look it up). BuRP: Special Victims Unit.

Seeing as you are in Ohio, we are prepared to offer you like 20 bucks.
 
2021-07-30 7:18:04 PM  
1 vote:
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2021-07-30 7:06:16 PM  
1 vote:
It's not mine. I only keep nucular material around.
 
2021-07-30 6:22:49 PM  
1 vote:
I think I would rather them report things that aren't missing the not reporting things that are missing
 
2021-07-30 5:54:30 PM  
1 vote:

ababyatemydingo: NUKE-u-lar, Subby

** ducks **


wxboy: Was it under the couch cushions?


As someone who has recently been informed that my Amazon shipment has been "Delayed", I'm getting a kick out of this.

// we've all been there
 
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