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(The US Sun)   Can masturbation beat Covid? Probably not, but something is getting a beating, that's for sure   (the-sun.com) divider line
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2021-07-30 3:47:55 PM  
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If masturbation could kill Covid, we'd have hit herd immunity in about 45 minutes.
 
2021-07-30 3:58:09 PM  
Selfies are fun!
 
2021-07-30 4:00:05 PM  

jonjr215: [Fark user image 576x433]
If masturbation could kill Covid, we'd have hit herd immunity in about 45 minutes.


Because not even right wing vaccine conspiracy nut jobs can keep their hands off of their junk...
 
2021-07-30 4:07:11 PM  
Well I don't know but I'm willing to give it a shot.
 
2021-07-30 4:07:58 PM  
So that's why I never get sick.
 
2021-07-30 4:08:12 PM  
11 men - who were awkwardly told to masturbate while researchers took blood tests

I can barely pack my own chute with someone else in the same house much less watching and taking notes.
 
2021-07-30 4:09:36 PM  
Cyndi Lauper - She Bop (Official HD Video)
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2021-07-30 4:10:08 PM  
I am probably immune to every disease on earth at this point.
 
2021-07-30 4:10:33 PM  
ProTip: don't confuse the lube and the hand sanitizer
 
2021-07-30 4:10:47 PM  
Paging Dr. Ernest Borgnine to the Janitor's closet.
 
2021-07-30 4:12:09 PM  
I'll give it the old college try.

Also, I haven't had Covid yet. Coincidence?
 
2021-07-30 4:12:11 PM  
Over the pandemic my porn tastes have migrated from perfect body types like Riley Reed to milfs then lesbo stuff and now im on fat girls.
Its a wild world.
 
2021-07-30 4:13:13 PM  

dothemath: 11 men - who were awkwardly told to masturbate while researchers took blood tests

I can barely pack my own chute with someone else in the same house much less watching and taking notes.


Fine, but these guys were masturbating
 
2021-07-30 4:15:14 PM  
I dunno about full-blown COVID, but (forgive me) the only painkiller that proved effective against post-vaccination syndrome was beating off.

An opioid-based painkiller (such as codeine) would have been just as effective as endorphins, I suppose, but those are hard to get in Canada (legally) without a prescription.

FARK is mot being your personal erotica website, and definitely not the place to describe in detail my musings about what Corona-chan might have done with me while I was flat on my back.
 
2021-07-30 4:17:26 PM  
Maybe? You can never be too careful.
 
2021-07-30 4:17:40 PM  
...it's worth a shot.
 
2021-07-30 4:17:57 PM  

wademh: ProTip: don't confuse the lube and the hand sanitizer


Confuse?
 
2021-07-30 4:19:09 PM  
So, Fark is one of the control groups?
 
2021-07-30 4:19:41 PM  
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2021-07-30 4:19:51 PM  

dothemath: Over the pandemic my porn tastes have migrated from perfect body types like Riley Reed to milfs then lesbo stuff and now im on fat girls.
Its a wild world.


I miss the down vote button
 
2021-07-30 4:21:03 PM  
If pounding off fended off COVID, fark would be the leading anti-vaxxers.
 
2021-07-30 4:21:15 PM  
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2021-07-30 4:21:15 PM  

chitownmike: wademh: ProTip: don't confuse the lube and the hand sanitizer

Confuse?


More prefer than confuse perhaps
 
2021-07-30 4:21:50 PM  
Re-emerging after quarantine

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2021-07-30 4:22:35 PM  

dothemath: Over the pandemic my porn tastes have migrated from perfect body types like Riley Reed to milfs then lesbo stuff and now im on fat girls.
Its a wild world.


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2021-07-30 4:22:43 PM  
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2021-07-30 4:23:25 PM  

wademh: ProTip: don't confuse the lube and the hand sanitizer


Pro tip:  Just mix them and you only need to carry one!
 
2021-07-30 4:24:26 PM  
How else can a crystal be recharged?
 
2021-07-30 4:25:43 PM  
I'm invincible.
 
2021-07-30 4:30:05 PM  

70Ford: [Fark user image image 850x219]


...I may be immortal.
 
2021-07-30 4:30:43 PM  
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2021-07-30 4:33:13 PM  

steklo: dothemath: Over the pandemic my porn tastes have migrated from perfect body types like Riley Reed to milfs then lesbo stuff and now im on fat girls.
Its a wild world.

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Who is that?
 
2021-07-30 4:34:28 PM  
Ernest Borgnine Masterbates a Lot
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2021-07-30 4:35:37 PM  

The_Sponge: Who is that?


Paige Steele AKA Big Booty or whatever she calls her "series" of videos.
 
2021-07-30 4:36:00 PM  

dothemath: Over the pandemic my porn tastes have migrated from perfect body types like Riley Reed to milfs then lesbo stuff and now im on fat girls.
Its a wild world.


Your ok as long as the fat girls not on you.
 
2021-07-30 4:37:47 PM  

MikeyFuccon: I dunno about full-blown COVID, but (forgive me) the only painkiller that proved effective against post-vaccination syndrome was beating off.

An opioid-based painkiller (such as codeine) would have been just as effective as endorphins, I suppose, but those are hard to get in Canada (legally) without a prescription.

FARK is mot being your personal erotica website, and definitely not the place to describe in detail my musings about what Corona-chan might have done with me while I was flat on my back.


Did they change the rules? It wasn't on the regular shelves, but I used to buy codeine from the pharmacist.
 
2021-07-30 4:37:55 PM  

The_Sponge: steklo: dothemath: Over the pandemic my porn tastes have migrated from perfect body types like Riley Reed to milfs then lesbo stuff and now im on fat girls.
Its a wild world.

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Who is that?


I wouldn't know, but when I asked a "friend" he said Paige Steele.
 
2021-07-30 4:38:37 PM  
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2021-07-30 4:41:12 PM  

steklo: The_Sponge: Who is that?

Paige Steele AKA Big Booty or whatever she calls her "series" of videos.


Gracias.
 
2021-07-30 4:41:46 PM  
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2021-07-30 4:45:04 PM  

The_Sponge: [YouTube video: Ernest Borgnine Masterbates a Lot]


I  remember seeing this.
 
2021-07-30 4:47:01 PM  
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2021-07-30 4:47:37 PM  
Jack Vaxx?
 
2021-07-30 4:48:59 PM  
Explains why I never got sick in college.
 
2021-07-30 4:52:10 PM  

SpectroBoy: wademh: ProTip: don't confuse the lube and the hand sanitizer

Pro tip:  Just mix them and you only need to carry one!


Lubitizer™

(does not protect against STDs)
 
2021-07-30 4:55:56 PM  

stuhayes2010: Explains why I never got sick in college.


you never masterbated in college?

fark, at that age I treated the thing like a pull toy.
 
2021-07-30 4:56:03 PM  

iamskibibitz: SpectroBoy: wademh: ProTip: don't confuse the lube and the hand sanitizer

Pro tip:  Just mix them and you only need to carry one!

Lubitizer™

(does not protect against STDs)


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2021-07-30 4:56:25 PM  
The real question is whether your insurance considers onlyfans as a generic or name brand copay.
 
2021-07-30 4:57:32 PM  
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2021-07-30 5:06:35 PM  
I'm getting sick of all these new categories in rock, paper, scissors.
 
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