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(The Smoking Gun)   Next time you stay at the La Quinta Inn in Sebring, Florida, know that an elderly fetishist may have previously performed a castration in your room   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line
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1750 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Jul 2021 at 4:20 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-07-30 4:20:10 PM  
Balls!
 
2021-07-30 4:21:14 PM  
Honestly its better than what I assume normally happens in Florida hotel rooms
 
2021-07-30 4:23:10 PM  
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2021-07-30 4:23:56 PM  
The defendant was happy with his three year sentence because he didn't get the shaft.
 
2021-07-30 4:24:34 PM  
why did he not use the pickle slicer, or was sho off that day ?
 
2021-07-30 4:29:46 PM  
Did he leave a tip?
 
2021-07-30 4:30:38 PM  
No Florida tag?
 
2021-07-30 4:31:26 PM  
Know what La Quinta means in spanish?

"Next to IHOP"
 
2021-07-30 4:31:54 PM  
No tip.
 
2021-07-30 4:33:26 PM  
Look at Wyndham (LaQuinta's parent company) stock prices. On 7/29/21 folks were manipulating stock prices from opening bell to noon. I'm guessing this story hit at noon, since the stock prices went in the toilet faster than the dude's testicles.
 
2021-07-30 4:34:43 PM  
There are a lot of different types of people on this planet.
 
2021-07-30 4:35:35 PM  
If you end up at a La Quinta in Sebring, FL, you've probably made a lot of poor choices in life

The only reason to ever be in Sebring is the 12 hours race. Or you need cheap meth
 
2021-07-30 4:35:37 PM  
I had sex after junior prom in a La Quinta.  33 seconds of heaven!
 
2021-07-30 4:35:51 PM  
Say what you will, what he did takes balls.
 
2021-07-30 4:36:05 PM  
Well what would you do in a state that's shaped like a wang
 
2021-07-30 4:36:26 PM  
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Approves..
 
2021-07-30 4:38:32 PM  

yuthinasia: Look at Wyndham (LaQuinta's parent company) stock prices. On 7/29/21 folks were manipulating stock prices from opening bell to noon. I'm guessing this story hit at noon, since the stock prices went in the toilet faster than the dude's testicles.


What, is wallstreetbets leaking? I suspect their announcement that they were raising their dividend had far more of an effect than an 'offbeat news' story and "manipulation".
 
2021-07-30 4:40:05 PM  

Frothy Panties: [Fark user image 600x258]

Approves..


I suspect the effort of GISing a Fark image (it gets blocked as a hotlink if you copy/paste the URL) isn't worth it to figure out what that's a screencap from.
 
2021-07-30 4:40:31 PM  
Mike Birbiglia - Sleepwalking
Youtube B02NsP33pRM
 
2021-07-30 4:45:06 PM  
He chopped to a plea.

I try not to think about unknowable events that transpire in any motel or hotel I have to visit.

That's the first TSG piece I've read in a really long time.
 
2021-07-30 4:53:14 PM  

Enigmamf: Frothy Panties: [Fark user image 600x258]

Approves..

I suspect the effort of GISing a Fark image (it gets blocked as a hotlink if you copy/paste the URL) isn't worth it to figure out what that's a screencap from.


Hard Candy
 
2021-07-30 4:55:34 PM  
WTF did I just read? That wasn't an Onion article? O_O


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The last man chosen to approach my testicles with anything sharp at all.
 
2021-07-30 4:56:56 PM  

RogueWallEnthusiast: Enigmamf: Frothy Panties: [Fark user image 600x258]

Approves..

I suspect the effort of GISing a Fark image (it gets blocked as a hotlink if you copy/paste the URL) isn't worth it to figure out what that's a screencap from.

Hard Candy


Side question: when referring to a person in a work prior to that person transitioning, do you use their current gender, previous gender, or the gender of the character in the film?
 
2021-07-30 5:00:28 PM  

RogueWallEnthusiast: RogueWallEnthusiast: Enigmamf: Frothy Panties: [Fark user image 600x258]

Approves..

I suspect the effort of GISing a Fark image (it gets blocked as a hotlink if you copy/paste the URL) isn't worth it to figure out what that's a screencap from.

Hard Candy

Side question: when referring to a person in a work prior to that person transitioning, do you use their current gender, previous gender, or the gender of the character in the film?


That is one helluva thread hijack
 
2021-07-30 5:02:03 PM  

Enigmamf: Frothy Panties: [Fark user image 600x258]

Approves..

I suspect the effort of GISing a Fark image (it gets blocked as a hotlink if you copy/paste the URL) isn't worth it to figure out what that's a screencap from.


Then I would suggest you become more culturally astute with American film making. And...

NOTHING IS OBSCURE ON FARK
 
2021-07-30 5:02:40 PM  

howdoibegin: There are a lot of different types of people on this planet.


If this guy keeps castrating them, it won't be diverse for much longer.
 
2021-07-30 5:03:47 PM  

Percise1: WTF did I just read? That wasn't an Onion article? O_O


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The last man chosen to approach my testicles with anything sharp at all.


Yah, maybe it's a side effect of the article, but his stupid farking face makes me angry.
 
2021-07-30 5:06:50 PM  
Home castration? That takes balls
 
2021-07-30 5:06:52 PM  
I'd assume that about pretty much any La Quinta. Or any part of Florida.
 
2021-07-30 5:15:14 PM  
La Quinta could just have some wooden slatted chairs and cut out the middlemen.
 
2021-07-30 5:18:57 PM  

Frothy Panties: RogueWallEnthusiast: RogueWallEnthusiast: Enigmamf: Frothy Panties: [Fark user image 600x258]

Approves..

I suspect the effort of GISing a Fark image (it gets blocked as a hotlink if you copy/paste the URL) isn't worth it to figure out what that's a screencap from.

Hard Candy

Side question: when referring to a person in a work prior to that person transitioning, do you use their current gender, previous gender, or the gender of the character in the film?

That is one helluva thread hijack


Only if someone answers.  I was going to maybe add more to my prior interjection, but don't want to offend anyone just because I'm an idiot.
 
2021-07-30 5:19:31 PM  
As a eunuch myself, I just wouldn't have the balls to do this.
 
2021-07-30 5:20:19 PM  

Frothy Panties: Enigmamf: Frothy Panties: [Fark user image 600x258]

Approves..

I suspect the effort of GISing a Fark image (it gets blocked as a hotlink if you copy/paste the URL) isn't worth it to figure out what that's a screencap from.

Then I would suggest you become more culturally astute with American film making. And...

NOTHING IS OBSCURE ON FARK


If only I were as culturally literate as the rest of Fark...
 
2021-07-30 5:27:55 PM  

yuthinasia: Look at Wyndham (LaQuinta's parent company) stock prices. On 7/29/21 folks were manipulating stock prices from opening bell to noon. I'm guessing this story hit at noon, since the stock prices went in the toilet faster than the dude's testicles.


Wyndham is pretty shady anyway.
 
2021-07-30 5:28:39 PM  
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2021-07-30 5:30:35 PM  
Did they have to pay extra for that?  Asking for a friend.
 
2021-07-30 5:41:50 PM  
Nadsaq.

/someone recognizes that reference
 
2021-07-30 5:44:32 PM  
 
2021-07-30 5:54:15 PM  

nyan9mm: Percise1: WTF did I just read? That wasn't an Onion article? O_O


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The last man chosen to approach my testicles with anything sharp at all.

Yah, maybe it's a side effect of the article, but his stupid farking face makes me angry.


Actually, it makes me nervous... that's a chop them up and hide them in the woods face to me.

Although... the one mugshot of me doesn't look much better.
Here is the deal, they make it as bad as possible.
Mine was after I had been up 24 hours, no access to "facilities", and they even took my hair tie (perhaps it could have drugs in it, or I could use it to hang myself). I looked pretty grim at that point too...

Even my lawyer couldn't comprehend that they took my hair tie and was ready to go to war on it. I had to remind her that I was just paying for the defending the "humping dead skunks in a city park" charge.
 
2021-07-30 5:56:35 PM  
Wait, you mean it's that easy to get an orchidectomy?
 
2021-07-30 6:00:26 PM  
Paging Linux Yesto praise eunuchs
 
2021-07-30 6:01:03 PM  

dryknife: https://www.oklahoman.com/story/news/​c​olumns/2020/10/22/man-accused-of-perfo​rming-illegal-castration-at-cabin-in-o​klahoma-woods-says-hes-a-cannibal/3052​47007/


WTF is up with all the "I want my nutz chopped off", "I want to chop your nutz off", "want want to eat your nutz and other bits" type schitt?
I'm not easily weirded out, but this is just farking wrong.

Overpopulation... societal pressures... lack of mental health support?
I'm thinking the world would be better off with 10% of us, technology as well.
 
2021-07-30 6:03:01 PM  

Percise1: WTF did I just read? That wasn't an Onion article? O_O


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The last man chosen to approach my testicles with anything sharp at all.


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2021-07-30 6:04:40 PM  
Penis?  It's La Quinta, not La Pinga.
 
2021-07-30 6:09:03 PM  

Percise1: WTF did I just read? That wasn't an Onion article? O_O


[Fark user image image 307x381]

The last man chosen to approach my testicles with anything sharp at all.


He had a soldering iron and "an assortment of hunting and filleting knives"...
That's some serious fetish sh*t right there. I'm thinking there was some Chianti and favs beans later in the hospitality suite.
 
2021-07-30 6:19:22 PM  
Percise1: "...I'm not easily weirded out, but this is just farking wrong."

No argument from me.
It's nucking futs.
 
2021-07-30 6:23:05 PM  
Pretty sure I've stayed in a hotel or two where I suspected as much.
 
2021-07-30 6:24:38 PM  
Blind, deaf, septuagenarian castration fetishist. What could possibly go wrong?
 
2021-07-30 6:30:26 PM  

Tax Boy: Paging Linux Yesto praise eunuchs


Prepare yourself for a discourse on why linux isn't unix...
 
2021-07-30 6:45:12 PM  

Percise1: dryknife: https://www.oklahoman.com/story/news/c​olumns/2020/10/22/man-accused-of-perfo​rming-illegal-castration-at-cabin-in-o​klahoma-woods-says-hes-a-cannibal/3052​47007/

WTF is up with all the "I want my nutz chopped off", "I want to chop your nutz off", "want want to eat your nutz and other bits" type schitt?
I'm not easily weirded out, but this is just farking wrong.

Overpopulation... societal pressures... lack of mental health support?
I'm thinking the world would be better off with 10% of us, technology as well.


The first thing you said is refuted by the second thing you said.

These morons should be encouraged to hand in their pass to the gene pool.
 
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