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(Local10 WPLG)   Gov DeSantis: "In Florida, there will be no lockdowns, there will be no school closures, there will be no restrictions and no mandates in the state of Florida," Floridians: Sorry we weren't paying attention, too busy desperately gasping for breath   (local10.com) divider line
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2021-07-30 3:28:45 PM  
fark it, we are changing the standard greeting from handshakes to deep tongue kissing.  Unless it's two dudes in which case the new standard is sneezing into each other's eyes.
 
2021-07-30 4:08:40 PM  
goddamnit, i'm a gonna have to stop calling him DeSuckass (for his fervent sucking and tonguing of trump's large orange ass) and officially start calling him DeathSantis.

this is insane. he is doubling down on preventing sane persons in this state from protecting the more vulnerable among us.

in september 2020 he made it illegal for cities or counties here to enforce any fines they had set up for local mask mandate violations, or to allow restaurants to have COVID-related occupancy limitations for on-site dining and drinking.

november 24, 2020 he "extended" this order, assuring private businesses that they could become "no masks allowed zones" without fear of repercussions from local governments, calling this "a right to work issue."

and now this? making it against the law, by executive order and king-like decree, for schools to require masking, as delta (and the new columbian variant) ravage our state? and we now know even vaxxed people with few or no symptoms may spread Delta just as freely as unvaxxed people once infected, and NO kids younger than junior high age can even BE vaxxed?

he's setting us up to breed new variants all our own, and one will probably kill vaxxed people in numbers FAR greater than "less than 1%" -just give it time....

i'm fully vaxxed with moderna since may. i don't have or really interact with any kids. i don't feel like masking to protect idiots who won't get the jab to protect themselves. but i'm also not into people dying, it's so infuriating!

perhaps the only silver lining is his spokespeople say DeathSantis (and his wife casey) are vaxxed with J&J which seems less protective against severe Delta. their 3 kids are under 10 and thus fully UNvaxxed. perhaps Delta will find itself raging in his own living room before very long. if someone in his OWN nuclear fam dies, or gets long COVID, perhaps he will change his tune.

and by then it will probably be too late for the state and the world, but the irony will be vaguely satisfying.
 
2021-07-30 4:15:49 PM  
"If in the governor's soul he feels that this is the right thing to do, then he should sign the executive order," Osgood said.

His what now?
 
2021-07-30 4:16:17 PM  
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17,000 a day
 
2021-07-30 4:16:54 PM  
I'm waiting for him to tell Disney to stop masking. I know it's a money issue, but I'm looking at taking on the Mouse to be his Stalingrad.
 
2021-07-30 4:27:36 PM  
I have a friend that was in a car accident years ago and had many surgeries. Now she needs a hip replacement. She is only 56. She can't get one because the hospitals in Florida are cancelling elective surgeries. She is a nurse.

DeSantis can go get farked.
 
2021-07-30 4:37:06 PM  

EvilEgg: fark it, we are changing the standard greeting from handshakes to deep tongue kissing.  Unless it's two dudes in which case the new standard is sneezing into each other's eyes.


Shoot... and here I thought the GOP was going to start sucking each others dicks.
 
2021-07-30 4:38:42 PM  
"...until our corporate masters tell us different and start pulling money out of the state."

It's an important but silent caveat.
 
2021-07-30 4:38:59 PM  
I wonder what Disney will think about the Republicans after covid-19 destroys their theme parks...?
 
2021-07-30 4:39:07 PM  
I don't know how DeSatan is speaking all the time while he has trump's balls in his mouth
 
2021-07-30 4:39:17 PM  
Want to stop your suffering, republican voters?  Then stop voting Republican.  The party is LITERALLY trying to kill you.
 
2021-07-30 4:39:33 PM  

special20: EvilEgg: fark it, we are changing the standard greeting from handshakes to deep tongue kissing.  Unless it's two dudes in which case the new standard is sneezing into each other's eyes.

Shoot... and here I thought the GOP was going to start sucking each others dicks.


They will, just to one-up us.
 
2021-07-30 4:40:13 PM  
Farker's gone full Bolsonaro.
 
2021-07-30 4:40:20 PM  

NeverDrunk23: Want to stop your suffering, republican voters?  Then stop voting Republican.  The party is LITERALLY trying to kill you.


And I'm ok with that, but try and die somewhere out of sight because nobody wants to see that crap.
 
2021-07-30 4:40:53 PM  

Charles of York: I don't know how DeSatan is speaking all the time while he has trump's balls in his mouth


...obviously Trump has no balls, or they are very, very tiny.
 
2021-07-30 4:40:59 PM  
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2021-07-30 4:41:36 PM  

solokumba: [Fark user image image 602x317]

17,000 a day


This will look low by September.
 
2021-07-30 4:41:53 PM  
now undo the smoking bans in restaurants too.  fark peoples lung health, if they don't want to dine or work in such an environment, they can go elsewhere.

/this is how it works right?
 
2021-07-30 4:42:59 PM  
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2021-07-30 4:44:25 PM  
He's a ghoul. My brother in law lives in Florida,they deserve each other.
 
2021-07-30 4:44:46 PM  

solokumba: [Fark user image image 602x317]

17,000 a day


Ok so it's 459 days till November 2022 and at that rate...7+ million republicans may not make it to the polls 🤔

Trying to see the downside but failing
 
2021-07-30 4:44:54 PM  

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2021-07-30 4:45:26 PM  
"In Florida, there will be no lockdowns, there will be no school closures, there will be no restrictions and no mandates in the state of Florida," the governor [of Plague Town] said during his appearance at a restaurant in Cape Coral.

He also said he will be signing an executive order to issue emergency rules for "protecting the rights of parents," which will allow them to decide whether their children should wear masks in schools.

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DeathSantis should be forced to work in the COVID intensive care units indefinitely, you know, for freedom or some sh*t.

/This is so goddamned short sighted, but it is the GQP
//So par for the course
 
2021-07-30 4:46:29 PM  
When it comes to kids with gender dysmorphia or the preexisting condition of being assigned female at birth, then it's no a word about protecting children's mental health.

DeSantis bans trans kids from sports, he does not care about mental health.

Ron DeSantis is a bioterrorist.
Stop legitimizing bioterrorism as a difference of opinion.
 
2021-07-30 4:47:49 PM  
And nothing of value will be lost
 
2021-07-30 4:48:11 PM  
"DeSantis said it must be up to parents to decide whether their children should wear masks to school."

This is willfully stupid leadership. As a Navy Officer, you would assume he knows better than this.
 
2021-07-30 4:49:23 PM  
"A movement to impose restrictions on the American people."

fark you.

Wearing a mask is not a restriction.  It's not fun, I don't particularly like wearing masks..... but it's a minor inconvenience on par with wearing pants.  Which I also don't like wearing, but I still do.

Nobody is rounding people up and shipping them off in boxcar.

People's houses aren't getting boarded up with them inside.

People aren't getting forced vaccinations.

This isnsuch a weird and stupid hill to die on.  It's a farking piece of cloth that does not impede your ability or freedoms in anyway.
 
2021-07-30 4:50:03 PM  
He also said he will be signing an executive order to issue emergency rules for "protecting the rights of parents," which will allow them to decide whether their children should know of the existence of prime numbers.
 
2021-07-30 4:50:12 PM  
Party of Pro-life, folks.

Except they just care about births, not lives.
 
2021-07-30 4:50:57 PM  
Too stupid to learn from tr***'s mistakes, smdh
 
2021-07-30 4:51:06 PM  

dkulprit: "A movement to impose restrictions on the American people."

fark you.

Wearing a mask is not a restriction.  It's not fun, I don't particularly like wearing masks..... but it's a minor inconvenience on par with wearing pants.  Which I also don't like wearing, but I still do.

Nobody is rounding people up and shipping them off in boxcar.

People's houses aren't getting boarded up with them inside.

People aren't getting forced vaccinations.

This isnsuch a weird and stupid hill to die on.  It's a farking piece of cloth that does not impede your ability or freedoms in anyway.


Not figuratively, either.  They will literally die on this hill.
 
2021-07-30 4:51:35 PM  
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2021-07-30 4:52:30 PM  
It's kind of weird that an article on Nikki Fried giving DeSantis a big fark you and publishing covid numbers anyways didn't make the site.  The woman handed out red meat for all of us in the hate club.
 
2021-07-30 4:52:45 PM  

Weaver95: I wonder what Disney will think about the Republicans after covid-19 destroys their theme parks...?


Disney is ignoring DeSantis and doing what they want.
 
2021-07-30 4:53:06 PM  
Whatever. Just do a federal vaccine mandate and if Florida doesn't comply, Florida doesn't comply.

Just die with your freedumb and get it overwith so we can all move forward.
 
2021-07-30 4:53:29 PM  

Flincher: solokumba: [Fark user image image 602x317]

17,000 a day

Ok so it's 459 days till November 2022 and at that rate...7+ million republicans may not make it to the polls 🤔

Trying to see the downside but failing


They'll be taking innocent passersby with them, including people who are too young or otherwise medically ineligible for the vaccine.
 
2021-07-30 4:53:53 PM  

wademh: solokumba: [Fark user image 602x317]

17,000 a day

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What is the daily death toll? That's the number that really matters.
 
2021-07-30 4:54:17 PM  

Kris_Romm: [Fark user image 425x255]


I still cannot determine what craniofacial deformity he has afflicted with his face.
 
2021-07-30 4:54:17 PM  

70Ford: [i.imgflip.com image 500x820]


I'm pretty sure Bounty Hunters are allowed access to anywhere they want.
This is going to be trouble.
 
2021-07-30 4:54:21 PM  

Weaver95: NeverDrunk23: Want to stop your suffering, republican voters?  Then stop voting Republican.  The party is LITERALLY trying to kill you.

And I'm ok with that, but try and die somewhere out of sight because nobody wants to see that crap.


I might be able to use a couple bodies for under my tomatoes
 
2021-07-30 4:54:33 PM  

Gin Buddy: wademh: solokumba: [Fark user image 602x317]

17,000 a day

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What is the daily death toll? That's the number that really matters.


Floriderp does a weekly undercount.
 
2021-07-30 4:54:37 PM  
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2021-07-30 4:55:15 PM  

RasIanI: "DeSantis said it must be up to parents to decide whether their children should wear masks to school."

This is willfully stupid leadership. As a Navy Officer, you would assume he knows better than this.


It should be up to parents if children have to wear  clothing in public. That's how stupid his comment is.
 
2021-07-30 4:55:39 PM  
I wonder how many hospitalizations and deaths it will take DeSantis (who, I guarantee, is fully vaccinated) to finally pivot to "I've always said that I would follow the science and the facts, so to say I was anti-vax is a lie".

Republicans probably schedule vaccination appointments with their aides, then show up masked and get the shots. In this state, I got a third Pfizer injection today by lying and saying that I only had the first injection.
Card? So sorry, I forgot to being it. No problem Mr Yawn, you can bring it back later and we'll fill it out.

My wife forgot the plan--being honest literally to a fault--and told them she had indeed had both doses already and they told her they were not authorized to give a third shot. So she sat waited while I got mine.

This is a red ZIP code. Nobody went without a dose so I could get my third one.

It's about 5 hours since the injection and no reactions at all. I wonder if they caught on to what I was doing and injected saline.
 
2021-07-30 4:55:52 PM  

thehellisthis: Kris_Romm: [Fark user image 425x255]

I still cannot determine what craniofacial deformity he has afflicted with his face.


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Birth defects.
 
2021-07-30 4:57:31 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Gin Buddy: wademh: solokumba: [Fark user image 602x317]

17,000 a day

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What is the daily death toll? That's the number that really matters.

Floriderp does a weekly undercount.


To answer the honest question and the snark attempt that makes florida man look like a scholar, real numbers are being published by the commerce secretary now.

https://floridapolitics.com/archives/​4​44833-bnikki-fried-covid-19-case-numbe​rs-increase-overnight-approach-annual-​high/
 
2021-07-30 4:58:08 PM  

dsmith42: RasIanI: "DeSantis said it must be up to parents to decide whether their children should wear masks to school."

This is willfully stupid leadership. As a Navy Officer, you would assume he knows better than this.

It should be up to parents if children have to wear  clothing in public. That's how stupid his comment is.


Maybe his donors over lap with Trump's and Gaetz' donors?

The pedophiles who jerk it to pictures of kids mouths lobby.
 
2021-07-30 4:58:35 PM  
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2021-07-30 4:58:52 PM  

Purple_Urkle: thehellisthis: Kris_Romm: [Fark user image 425x255]

I still cannot determine what craniofacial deformity he has afflicted with his face.

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Birth defects.


You've really screwed up if a test tube baby gets fetal alcohol syndrome.
 
2021-07-30 4:59:09 PM  

EvilEgg: fark it, we are changing the standard greeting from handshakes to deep tongue kissing.  Unless it's two dudes in which case the new standard is sneezing into each other's eyes.


Or licking each other eyeballs japanese kinky porn style
 
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