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2021-07-30 3:04:39 PM  
Months before, Byrd had joined Republican colleagues in voting for a resolution saying news media had "sensationalized the reporting on COVID-19 in the service of political agendas."
During his recovery this year, Byrd's liver began to fail, resulting in jaundice and a diagnosis of covid cholangiopathy, and ultimately the need for a liver transplant June 12.


♪ FARK AROUND AND FIND OUT ♪
♪ FARK AROUND AND FIND OUT ♪
♪ FARK AROUND AND FIND OUT ♪
♪ FARK AROUND AND FIND OUT ♪
♪ FARK AROUND AND FIND OUT ♪
♪ FARK AROUND AND FIND OUT ♪
♪ FARK AROUND AND FIND OUT ♪

/we need a FAFO punk song
 
2021-07-30 4:00:30 PM  
<shrug>  F*ck him.  I hope he dies of long-haul COVID after a very long, terribly painful, lingering illness.
 
2021-07-30 4:03:11 PM  
FAFO syndrome?
 
2021-07-30 4:03:38 PM  

cman: FAFO syndrome?


Ahh, farked around and found out

Now I get it.

I can be a bit slow at times.
 
2021-07-30 4:22:28 PM  

cman: cman: FAFO syndrome?

Ahh, farked around and found out

Now I get it.

I can be a bit slow at times.


Every single time I see it my brain tries to figure out if it's referring to a queue or a stack.
 
2021-07-30 4:22:34 PM  
"Life is a miraculous gift that I am humbled beyond all odds and explanation to receive a second chance at living," he said. "I am the first to admit, I am not deserving of God's grace in receiving this miracle."

God didn't give you a miracle.  God tried to kill you.  Only science kept you alive.
 
2021-07-30 4:22:41 PM  
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2021-07-30 4:23:07 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: <shrug>  F*ck him.  I hope he dies of long-haul COVID after a very long, terribly painful, lingering illness.


Nah.  Then they've gone and wasted a perfectly good liver on this idiot.  I'll settle for long term disability or a change of heart about things.

Of course, if his heart goes, all bets are off.
 
2021-07-30 4:23:20 PM  
predictably selfish.
 
2021-07-30 4:24:15 PM  
That's the worst scalp doily I've ever seen!
 
2021-07-30 4:24:25 PM  

cman: cman: FAFO syndrome?

Ahh, farked around and found out

Now I get it.

I can be a bit slow at times.


It's OK. Took me a minute to get the UFIA acronym from a while back.
 
2021-07-30 4:24:28 PM  

Tranquil Hegemony: cman: cman: FAFO syndrome?

Ahh, farked around and found out

Now I get it.

I can be a bit slow at times.

Every single time I see it my brain tries to figure out if it's referring to a queue or a stack.


I think that's LAFO.
 
2021-07-30 4:24:31 PM  

cman: cman: FAFO syndrome?

Ahh, farked around and found out

Now I get it.

I can be a bit slow at times.


As we get older, we're exposed to more and more acronyms.  It gets difficult keeping up with them.  I didn't realize until recently that LBGQ is now is now LGBTQIA2S+.  I was told I was a bigot for not knowing that.
 
2021-07-30 4:25:13 PM  

WhoGAS: cman: cman: FAFO syndrome?

Ahh, farked around and found out

Now I get it.

I can be a bit slow at times.

As we get older, we're exposed to more and more acronyms.  It gets difficult keeping up with them.  I didn't realize until recently that LBGQ is now is now LGBTQIA2S+.  I was told I was a bigot for not knowing that.


That's terrible.  What did you say to the person who called you a bigot?
 
2021-07-30 4:26:54 PM  

cman: cman: FAFO syndrome?

Ahh, farked around and found out

Now I get it.

I can be a bit slow at times.


Cmaaaaaannn
 
2021-07-30 4:27:32 PM  
Gee, I guess if we just get every single "conservative" infected then maybe they'll care about this one thing that can affect other people too.

Farkin' assholes.
 
2021-07-30 4:28:02 PM  

DarnoKonrad: predictably selfish.


Well, he IS conservative, it's really a requirement of the ideology.
 
2021-07-30 4:28:18 PM  
Also, FTFA:
Months before, Byrd had joined Republican colleagues in voting for a resolution saying news media had "sensationalized the reporting on COVID-19 in the service of political agendas."

It's a shame he recovered.
 
2021-07-30 4:28:30 PM  
Byrd rhymes with turd
 
2021-07-30 4:28:31 PM  
This is going to confuse some House Republicans...
 
2021-07-30 4:28:42 PM  

Rapmaster2000: WhoGAS: cman: cman: FAFO syndrome?

Ahh, farked around and found out

Now I get it.

I can be a bit slow at times.

As we get older, we're exposed to more and more acronyms.  It gets difficult keeping up with them.  I didn't realize until recently that LBGQ is now is now LGBTQIA2S+.  I was told I was a bigot for not knowing that.

That's terrible.  What did you say to the person who called you a bigot?


Not much.  I know who I am.  I just looked it up and found out.  I understand there are some things people keep up with that others don't so I can just take the criticism and learn.
 
2021-07-30 4:28:47 PM  
After nearly dying, Byrd is back home, and he has a message: It's foolish to think COVID-19 will only wreak havoc on people believed to be high risk, a category in which Byrd did not previously place himself.

Holy shiat. Republicans don't empathize with fellow humans until they are personally affected.

Could there be a more concrete example?
 
2021-07-30 4:28:54 PM  
FTFA: "After nearly dying, Byrd is back home, and he has a message: It's foolish to think COVID-19 will only wreak havoc on people believed to be high risk, a category in which Byrd did not previously place himself. "

What a good christian person. We shouldn't do anything because only high risk people will die or have their lives completely ruined. Oh wait, this can affect me too...., DO SOMETHING!

I know, I know, I know, this is just a further continuation of selfish narcissism exhibited by conservatives and republicans, but it is still shocking to see things just blatantly laid out like this. And then these same people along with the ones who voted for them will talk about loving one and another, respecting life, being compassionate. It's absolutely disgusting and is looking more and more like a mental illness.

/I promise I haven't been hiding under a rock
 
2021-07-30 4:29:05 PM  
It's a shame he didn't die
 
2021-07-30 4:29:32 PM  

WhoGAS: Rapmaster2000: WhoGAS: cman: cman: FAFO syndrome?

Ahh, farked around and found out

Now I get it.

I can be a bit slow at times.

As we get older, we're exposed to more and more acronyms.  It gets difficult keeping up with them.  I didn't realize until recently that LBGQ is now is now LGBTQIA2S+.  I was told I was a bigot for not knowing that.

That's terrible.  What did you say to the person who called you a bigot?

Not much.  I know who I am.  I just looked it up and found out.  I understand there are some things people keep up with that others don't so I can just take the criticism and learn.


That's good.  I was afraid you made that story completely up.
 
2021-07-30 4:30:29 PM  

cman: cman: FAFO syndrome?

Ahh, farked around and found out

Now I get it.

I can be a bit slow at times.


Yeah I just kept thinking of FIFO, although I suppose that sort of does apply to Covid and ICU stays.  Not everything has to be turned into an acronym.
 
2021-07-30 4:30:34 PM  
"I am the first to admit, I am not deserving of God's grace in receiving this miracle."

Give him points for honesty...I guess -- because his whole grimy backstory and his successful battle against the hell of advanced COVID-19, just further convinces me that only the good really do die young.

see, also: Dole, Robert
 
2021-07-30 4:30:35 PM  
"I hope that by sharing my experience it helps others to act against an enemy that knows no skin color, economic status or political affiliation."

Bullshiat. The enemy is the GQP and they sure as shiat judge you for all three.
 
MFK
2021-07-30 4:31:49 PM  
This guy raped teenagers when he was their teacher, has never denied it and his shiatbag constituents still elected him anyway.

I hope covid was particularly painful for him.
 
2021-07-30 4:32:02 PM  

WhoGAS: cman: cman: FAFO syndrome?

Ahh, farked around and found out

Now I get it.

I can be a bit slow at times.

As we get older, we're exposed to more and more acronyms.  It gets difficult keeping up with them.  I didn't realize until recently that LBGQ is now is now LGBTQIA2S+.  I was told I was a bigot for not knowing that.


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2021-07-30 4:32:09 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: <shrug>  F*ck him.  I hope he dies of long-haul COVID after a very long, terribly painful, lingering illness.


He had a liver transplant, so he has a compromised immune system now from immunosuppresents. Solid chance he will get reinvented with Delta now.
 
2021-07-30 4:32:12 PM  
He was able to get a liver transplant awfully fast.  So some other person on the transplant list was privacy bumped because of that knob.  i hate republicans,the party of death,violence and gluttony.
 
2021-07-30 4:32:12 PM  
"I hope that by sharing my experience it helps others to act against an enemy that knows no skin color, economic status or political affiliation," Byrd said in a statement to The Tennessean on Friday. " If it just hurt 'those people' we could continue to gloss over it for political points", he continued, "but this is hurting real Americans."
 
2021-07-30 4:32:21 PM  
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2021-07-30 4:32:27 PM  

ElFugawz: Months before, Byrd had joined Republican colleagues in voting for a resolution saying news media had "sensationalized the reporting on COVID-19 in the service of political agendas."
During his recovery this year, Byrd's liver began to fail, resulting in jaundice and a diagnosis of covid cholangiopathy, and ultimately the need for a liver transplant June 12.

♪ FARK AROUND AND FIND OUT ♪
♪ FARK AROUND AND FIND OUT ♪
♪ FARK AROUND AND FIND OUT ♪
♪ FARK AROUND AND FIND OUT ♪
♪ FARK AROUND AND FIND OUT ♪
♪ FARK AROUND AND FIND OUT ♪
♪ FARK AROUND AND FIND OUT ♪

/we need a FAFO punk song


We kind of already do:
Nazi Punks Fuck Off
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2021-07-30 4:32:33 PM  
People who join in on their party's resolution to taunt the dynamite virus really shouldn't receive new livers when their hubris gets them withered into a stick figure.
 
2021-07-30 4:32:41 PM  

Rapmaster2000: WhoGAS: Rapmaster2000: WhoGAS: cman: cman: FAFO syndrome?

Ahh, farked around and found out

Now I get it.

I can be a bit slow at times.

As we get older, we're exposed to more and more acronyms.  It gets difficult keeping up with them.  I didn't realize until recently that LBGQ is now is now LGBTQIA2S+.  I was told I was a bigot for not knowing that.

That's terrible.  What did you say to the person who called you a bigot?

Not much.  I know who I am.  I just looked it up and found out.  I understand there are some things people keep up with that others don't so I can just take the criticism and learn.

That's good.  I was afraid you made that story completely up.


Nah.  But let me tell you about my Canadian girlfriend...I met her in the Marine Core!
 
2021-07-30 4:32:56 PM  

mongbiohazard: Gee, I guess if we just get every single "conservative" infected then maybe they'll care about this one thing that can affect other people too.

Farkin' assholes.


Yeah, I sincerely doubt that will be the case. There's been two Republican congressmen that have died of Covid (from TX and LA, I believe) and they still don't give a shiat.

In a sense, I have to say that they will engage in self stigginit in order to enact their agenda. The two reps that died are simply cogs in the wheel that can be replaced in their minds.
 
2021-07-30 4:39:43 PM  
My asshole rep, Don Young, after months of blowing off mitigation efforts, refusing to mask up until he got covid, and referring to covid as 'the beer virus', just put out an email to constituents urging them to get vaccinated.

/Too little, too late, Don.
 
2021-07-30 4:40:47 PM  

MFK: This guy raped teenagers when he was their teacher, has never denied it and his shiatbag constituents still elected him anyway.

I hope covid was particularly painful for him.


I just looked this up and... Holy shiat, not only did they re-elect him but MORE of them voted for him after it came out he molested multiple girls on the team he coached.

And all those supposedly "good christians" showed us their "family values" by doubling down and INCREASING their support for him. No doubt many then turned around and simultaneously ate up conspiracy theories about non-existing basements below pizza parlors delivering children to the Clintons.

Anyone who is left still calling themselves a "conservative" absolutely is a garbage person. Anyone who wasn't ran for the hills by now. All that's left is the garbage at the bottom of the barrel.
 
2021-07-30 4:41:21 PM  
FTFA: "I am not looking backward, but rather focusing on today," Byrd said.

Oh no you don't, you farking biatch. Don't you dare. Don't you goddamn dare even attempt to breathe that bullshiat out of your COVID-scarred lungs. You can praise God all you want over your survival, but until you even begin to take a lick of responsibility for the bullshiat people like you and your ilk have uttered, you should never even begin to whisper this line. People are dead in the ground because of this wanton tomfoolery. And you even got a new liver out of this. For farking shame. That would have been better served elsewhere.

farking around and finding out is not enough.
 
2021-07-30 4:43:23 PM  
He should have to pay the bill.
 
2021-07-30 4:47:38 PM  
I dunno, slappable? punchable?

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A face only a mother could love?

 
2021-07-30 4:49:37 PM  
Well maybe he will have more respect for science now and listen to medical professionals. HA, next medical situation that pops up he will probably side with whatever his paymasters tell him to.
 
2021-07-30 4:51:15 PM  

JudgeSmails: He was able to get a liver transplant awfully fast.  So some other person on the transplant list was privacy bumped because of that knob.  i hate republicans,the party of death,violence and gluttony.


I'm really tired of hearing about these well-connected vaccine deniers getting organ transplants after covid-related organ failure. Vaccine denial should prevent them from getting on the list or, at the very least, put them towards the bottom.
 
2021-07-30 4:52:25 PM  

ElFugawz: Months before, Byrd had joined Republican colleagues in voting for a resolution saying news media had "sensationalized the reporting on COVID-19 in the service of political agendas."
During his recovery this year, Byrd's liver began to fail, resulting in jaundice and a diagnosis of covid cholangiopathy, and ultimately the need for a liver transplant June 12.

♪ FARK AROUND AND FIND OUT ♪
♪ FARK AROUND AND FIND OUT ♪
♪ FARK AROUND AND FIND OUT ♪
♪ FARK AROUND AND FIND OUT ♪
♪ FARK AROUND AND FIND OUT ♪
♪ FARK AROUND AND FIND OUT ♪
♪ FARK AROUND AND FIND OUT ♪

/we need a FAFO punk song


I actually am irked that idiots who catch COVID due to their own actions/inactions are receiving healthy transplant organs (not to mention taking up scarce beds in medical facilities)

TheBlackrose: FTFA: "I am not looking backward, but rather focusing on today," Byrd said.

Oh no you don't, you farking biatch. Don't you dare. Don't you goddamn dare even attempt to breathe that bullshiat out of your COVID-scarred lungs. You can praise God all you want over your survival, but until you even begin to take a lick of responsibility for the bullshiat people like you and your ilk have uttered, you should never even begin to whisper this line. People are dead in the ground because of this wanton tomfoolery. And you even got a new liver out of this. For farking shame. That would have been better served elsewhere.

farking around and finding out is not enough.


See my response above.

I also read about two others who refused to get vaccinated, got infected and are only recovering due to lung transplants.
 
2021-07-30 4:53:21 PM  

Eegah: JudgeSmails: He was able to get a liver transplant awfully fast.  So some other person on the transplant list was privacy bumped because of that knob.  i hate republicans,the party of death,violence and gluttony.

I'm really tired of hearing about these well-connected vaccine deniers getting organ transplants after covid-related organ failure. Vaccine denial should prevent them from getting on the list or, at the very least, put them towards the bottom.


They should have to sit in the same queue as everyone else. The myth of America is that we're an egalitarian nation, and the rule of law applies to all.

The truth of America, however, is we're a country with strong social stratification, and the rich are rarely held accountable to the law and pretty much ALWAYS have a way to get special treatment. They were getting vaccinated before most of us could too.
 
2021-07-30 4:54:18 PM  

cman: cman: FAFO syndrome?

Ahh, farked around and found out

Now I get it.

I can be a bit slow at times.


I didn't know. Glad you asked.
 
2021-07-30 4:59:28 PM  
FAFO Fine Arts For Ocala?
 
2021-07-30 5:03:00 PM  
Geez, can't say FARK YOU often enough to get it out of my system for people like these
 
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