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2021-07-30 9:59:02 AM  
I have an extending baton that fits nicely in my back pocket. An aluminum baseball bat if the crowd is thick/ravenous enough.

I'm not looking for trouble. Just trying to run errands for my family. If the psychos from outside the abortion clinic have become mobile, I will defend myself. Not going to seek them out, but if my wearing a mask sets them off, I'll take a few swings.
 
2021-07-30 10:01:28 AM  
Remember that scene in Avengers where where Loki came down to concur the mid-realm. Well If he were to come down today and say that I would be "Okay then have at it. If you need a sex slave or punching bag I am right here because there is no way in hell you can't make this any worse than what we have gone through in the past five farkin' years.

Hell might be an improvement. We might all be Space Vikings and Drew would be projecting fark into our brains while we drink space mead and feast on space pork!

We would be using morons like this for fodder for gladiatorial entertainment.
 
2021-07-30 10:04:02 AM  

Skeleton Man: indylaw: I'm reminded of the microbe (Cryptosporidium?) that farks up the brains of rats to be attracted to cat feces so that they'll be eaten by cats who will then spread it further.

It's probably bullshiat, but what if the anti-vax lunacy is a symptom of otherwise undiagnosed, "asymptomatic" COVID. After all, I'd wager most of these people were the same people that biatched about wearing masks or distancing from the beginning.

I typed up a whole spiel about it in another thread the other night:

Hear me out, okay?

Cordyceps is a fungus that attacks insect hosts and controls their mind, making them seek out the conditions that would be best for the fungus's growth, right down to the exact height off the ground, up until the fungus completely replaces the host tissue.

Toxoplasma gondii works in a similar way: the parasite wants to be inside of a cat, but it starts its life cycle in a rat, so it reverses the rat's natural aversion to the scent of cats and makes them actively seek out cats. Cat eats rat, cat gets parasite. (There are theories that this parasite gets in people and gives us "cat ladies").

What if the plague rats are infected and asymptomatic? They think the virus is a hoax so they're not gonna go get tested whilst healthy or anything and even if they did, what if they're infected on some subtle level that we don't yet understand? Perhaps the infection is confined to their brain, and yes, controlling their farking minds. Making them spread not the virus, but the gospel of the virus. Advocating against all mitigation efforts. Encouraging people to gather in large groups unmasked. All manner of farkery.

A sentient farking mind control virus.


* whistles innocently *
 
2021-07-30 10:05:15 AM  

alice_600: Remember that scene in Avengers where where Loki came down to concur the mid-realm. Well If he were to come down today and say that I would be "Okay then have at it. If you need a sex slave or punching bag I am right here because there is no way in hell you can't make this any worse than what we have gone through in the past five farkin' years.

Hell might be an improvement. We might all be Space Vikings and Drew would be projecting fark into our brains while we drink space mead and feast on space pork!

We would be using morons like this for fodder for gladiatorial entertainment.


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2021-07-30 10:06:18 AM  

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: I have an extending baton that fits nicely in my back pocket. An aluminum baseball bat if the crowd is thick/ravenous enough.

I'm not looking for trouble. Just trying to run errands for my family. If the psychos from outside the abortion clinic have become mobile, I will defend myself. Not going to seek them out, but if my wearing a mask sets them off, I'll take a few swings.


The notion that these dangerous fascists intend to restrict themselves to popping off on street corners is absurd. One of them has already been caught sabotaging a shipment of vaccines.
they have been deprived of their disease as a weapon now that we normals are getting vaccinated.
The only weapon they have left is actual violence, and anyone who thinks they don't intend to use it is whistling past the graveyard, IMHO.
 
2021-07-30 10:06:59 AM  

alice_600: Remember that scene in Avengers where where Loki came down to concur the mid-realm. Well If he were to come down today and say that I would be "Okay then have at it. If you need a sex slave or punching bag I am right here because there is no way in hell you can't make this any worse than what we have gone through in the past five farkin' years.

Hell might be an improvement. We might all be Space Vikings and Drew would be projecting fark into our brains while we drink space mead and feast on space pork!

We would be using morons like this for fodder for gladiatorial entertainment.

Must be nice to have a world view based on comic books.

 
2021-07-30 10:07:16 AM  

jso2897: IamTomJoad: Pick your battles and realize when you are out numbered.

Does that apply when coming to the aid of a person who is already being assaulted?
Because that is Singh's claim.
there is not enough on the video to prove it - but neither is there any disproof of it there.
If he is telling the truth, he may have felt compelled by social ethics.


You aren't doing a damn thing to help running into a crowd holding your phone.

You are trying to "go viral" and it didn't turn out like you planned.

Be a witness and film from a safe distance or put your phone down and help get the guy out of there.
 
2021-07-30 10:10:33 AM  

IamTomJoad: jso2897: IamTomJoad: Pick your battles and realize when you are out numbered.

Does that apply when coming to the aid of a person who is already being assaulted?
Because that is Singh's claim.
there is not enough on the video to prove it - but neither is there any disproof of it there.
If he is telling the truth, he may have felt compelled by social ethics.

You aren't doing a damn thing to help running into a crowd holding your phone.

You are trying to "go viral" and it didn't turn out like you planned.

Be a witness and film from a safe distance or put your phone down and help get the guy out of there.


Do you have some reason to believe that what motivated Singh was a desire to get social media attention, and not to help a person in trouble?
You apparently have special knowledge of this incident that I do not.
Can you fill me in?
 
2021-07-30 10:12:29 AM  
Projection:
"I would never dash into a crowd to help a person being beaten, therefore anyone who would has phony, self-aggrandizing motives".

It's really hard for me to wrap my mind around the total paucity of self-esteem that makes reasoning like that possible.
 
2021-07-30 10:12:45 AM  

valenumr: GloomCookie613: valenumr: Kairam: Is anyone surprised? The farking death cultists have been itching for a fight with people not onboard their crazy train.

Unvaxxed lives matter!

Do they? I mean...

Oh, did I forget the /s?


Shakin_Haitian: oxnard_montalvo: Fark has gone completely off the rails. Now actively calling for gun violence with people they disagree with.

"Bloo bloo bloo my actions have consequences. Bloo bloo bloo"


What's a bloo?
 
2021-07-30 10:14:03 AM  

Skeleton Man: indylaw: I'm reminded of the microbe (Cryptosporidium?) that farks up the brains of rats to be attracted to cat feces so that they'll be eaten by cats who will then spread it further.

It's probably bullshiat, but what if the anti-vax lunacy is a symptom of otherwise undiagnosed, "asymptomatic" COVID. After all, I'd wager most of these people were the same people that biatched about wearing masks or distancing from the beginning.

I typed up a whole spiel about it in another thread the other night:

Hear me out, okay?

Cordyceps is a fungus that attacks insect hosts and controls their mind, making them seek out the conditions that would be best for the fungus's growth, right down to the exact height off the ground, up until the fungus completely replaces the host tissue.

Toxoplasma gondii works in a similar way: the parasite wants to be inside of a cat, but it starts its life cycle in a rat, so it reverses the rat's natural aversion to the scent of cats and makes them actively seek out cats. Cat eats rat, cat gets parasite. (There are theories that this parasite gets in people and gives us "cat ladies").

What if the plague rats are infected and asymptomatic? They think the virus is a hoax so they're not gonna go get tested whilst healthy or anything and even if they did, what if they're infected on some subtle level that we don't yet understand? Perhaps the infection is confined to their brain, and yes, controlling their farking minds. Making them spread not the virus, but the gospel of the virus. Advocating against all mitigation efforts. Encouraging people to gather in large groups unmasked. All manner of farkery.

A sentient farking mind control virus.


Is tha farker Carlsons new nickname
 
2021-07-30 10:15:29 AM  

Lefrog: valenumr: GloomCookie613: valenumr: Kairam: Is anyone surprised? The farking death cultists have been itching for a fight with people not onboard their crazy train.

Unvaxxed lives matter!

Do they? I mean...

Oh, did I forget the /s?

Shakin_Haitian: oxnard_montalvo: Fark has gone completely off the rails. Now actively calling for gun violence with people they disagree with.

"Bloo bloo bloo my actions have consequences. Bloo bloo bloo"

What's a bloo?


The bloos ain't nothing but a good woman treated bad.
 
2021-07-30 10:16:09 AM  

jso2897: IamTomJoad: jso2897: IamTomJoad: Pick your battles and realize when you are out numbered.

Does that apply when coming to the aid of a person who is already being assaulted?
Because that is Singh's claim.
there is not enough on the video to prove it - but neither is there any disproof of it there.
If he is telling the truth, he may have felt compelled by social ethics.

You aren't doing a damn thing to help running into a crowd holding your phone.

You are trying to "go viral" and it didn't turn out like you planned.

Be a witness and film from a safe distance or put your phone down and help get the guy out of there.

Do you have some reason to believe that what motivated Singh was a desire to get social media attention, and not to help a person in trouble?
You apparently have special knowledge of this incident that I do not.
Can you fill me in?


Well, the fact he thought the best way to "help" was to wade into a crowd with one hand occupied shows you what he thought was more important at the time.
 
2021-07-30 10:18:11 AM  

zjoik: oxnard_montalvo: W_Scarlet: enry: Mister Buttons: If you need an abortion, now might be the best time to get one.

All the crazies seem to be distracted with blocking a different form of doing what you want with your body.

Funny thing.  Anti vaxxers are now shouting "my body my choice" as if they understand what it means.

This. This shiat right farking here. This makes me goddamn murderously angry.

I really wish these anti vax pricks would drop dead. All of them. Every last farking one. Drop. farking. Dead.

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***-**-****
shiat looks like fark auto censors it.  Try it yourself.


hunter2
 
2021-07-30 10:20:28 AM  

IamTomJoad: Well, the fact he thought the best way to "help" was to wade into a crowd with one hand occupied shows you what he thought was more important at the time.


Not really - his motive could have been to help a person in trouble, and there is nothing in his actions that definitively demonstrates anything else.
You are always free to project another person's internal motives - but that is just you, projecting your self onto them.
 
2021-07-30 10:27:16 AM  

englaja: Its time to treat these people like the bioterrorists they are.

Dart guns and vaccines would be a very good start.

Failing that, gallows and water cannons of disinfectant.



As a society, we don't seem to have much of a problem just shooting missiles at terrorists from drones.
Does that precedent apply here?
 
2021-07-30 10:29:14 AM  

englaja: Its time to treat these people like the bioterrorists they are.

Dart guns and vaccines would be a very good start.

Failing that, gallows and water cannons of disinfectant.


No. Dart guns containing vaccines!
 
2021-07-30 10:29:39 AM  

Lefrog: valenumr: GloomCookie613: valenumr: Kairam: Is anyone surprised? The farking death cultists have been itching for a fight with people not onboard their crazy train.

Unvaxxed lives matter!

Do they? I mean...

Oh, did I forget the /s?

Shakin_Haitian: oxnard_montalvo: Fark has gone completely off the rails. Now actively calling for gun violence with people they disagree with.

"Bloo bloo bloo my actions have consequences. Bloo bloo bloo"

What's a bloo?


Haven't seen this account for ages. Have it farkied as "zero sense of humor"

I see that hasn't changed.
 
2021-07-30 10:33:07 AM  
I mean who wouldnt want to see an all out shooting war between frothed up dorks and anti vaxxers?
 
2021-07-30 10:33:33 AM  

oxnard_montalvo: Fark has gone completely off the rails. Now actively calling for gun violence with people they disagree with.


Interesting choice of words, with not against...

Little Freudian slip there methinks.
 
2021-07-30 10:34:26 AM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: The only fine print on my Tinder profile reads: "Anti-vaxxers and/or Jimmy Buffett fans need not apply." I can't tell you have many messages I've received with some variation of "You're ugly, but I'd fark you anyway, just because of what you stand for."


Wow, they REALLY hate Jimmy Bufett.  :)
 
2021-07-30 10:35:41 AM  

jso2897: Do you have some reason to believe that what motivated Singh was a desire to get social media attention, and not to help a person in trouble?


Can't speak for IamTomJoad, but I have every reason to believe Singh's motivation was a desire to get social media attention. Look at his Twitter feed - that's all he does. He's starring in his own imaginary movie.
 
2021-07-30 10:37:54 AM  
You! Aren't! Fooling! Anyone!
 
2021-07-30 10:39:52 AM  

oxnard_montalvo: HypnozombieX: oxnard_montalvo: Fark has gone completely off the rails. Now actively calling for gun violence with people they disagree with.

Worried you or one of your buddies will get hurt assaulting people aren't you? Maybe just leave people the fark alone. Don't fark around and you won't have to find out.

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Mom?
 
2021-07-30 10:42:03 AM  

Lsherm: jso2897: Do you have some reason to believe that what motivated Singh was a desire to get social media attention, and not to help a person in trouble?

Can't speak for IamTomJoad, but I have every reason to believe Singh's motivation was a desire to get social media attention. Look at his Twitter feed - that's all he does. He's starring in his own imaginary movie.


People may act in ways that are unwise for morally just reasons.
This man may have been foolish, and he may or may not, be an attention whore.
But I am not going to indulge myself in white privilege snottiness towards a person who went into danger to help another.
I think that would be contemptible.
It's like mocking somebody who drowns trying to save someone from drowning.
They may have been unwise, but it is contemptible to try to shiat on their motives.
 
2021-07-30 10:42:50 AM  
arguing with anti-vaxxers is like playing chess with trump.
he'll just knock over all the pieces, shiat all over place, and claim victory
 
2021-07-30 10:49:19 AM  

freakdiablo: I'm sure they're all very nice people just having a bad day.  Maybe the line at Starbucks was a little long, or their card wouldn't read at the gas station and they had to go inside.

We shouldn't judge them until we hear their side of the story.  They are just as valid as any of us.

We need to listen, love, care, embrace them.  If they need a drink, they can drink from my canteen.  If they need food, they can eat from my fridge.  If they need a ride, I will give them a lift.

Then drive them south of the border and ditch them, hopefully one of the drug cartels can deal with them.


if they drank from your canteen, would you drink after them?

seems like a good way to get infected.
 
2021-07-30 10:52:48 AM  

Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel: "WE'RE STANDING UP FOR YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIAT!"

Real quote. Surreal world.


respond with:

"Yeah, and Stalin stood up for you, but I dont see you thanking him!"

If you cant convince them with logic and reasoning, confuse them with bullshiat
 
2021-07-30 10:59:42 AM  

oxnard_montalvo: Fark has gone completely off the rails. Now actively calling for gun violence with people they disagree with.


It's been going on for a while.  In 2020 maskers here were openly calling for the US military to slaughter protesters via airborne weaponry.  This was the anti-lockdown protestors.  When the BLM protestors were out, it was all good, of course.  I doubt most of them are truly stupid enough to believe that gatherings only spread covid if Republicans are involved.  It was just an excuse to advocate a crime against humanity, as long as the portion of humanity eradicated was those they politically disagree with.
 
2021-07-30 11:01:40 AM  
It kinda looks like the guy who was originally being beaten up was the initial aggressor and was getting his ass kicked by the mob when the twitter poster rolled up and tried to help.

Hard to figure, but it does point that EVERYONE is ready to come to farking blows with this thing.

This is not BSAB. The anti-vaxxers are prolonging the pain and suffering of EVERYONE with their selfish stupidity. They are also much more likely to be insulting and obstinate about it, but everyone is sick of it.

And it's all the fault of the same stupid swamp that spawned Trump and that Trump and Fox News has fostered. So yeah, people are sick of this shiat.
 
2021-07-30 11:02:14 AM  
Some snowflakes melt quicker than others
 
2021-07-30 11:03:32 AM  
This will all sort itself out
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2021-07-30 11:10:40 AM  

TheDogDidIt: This will all sort itself out
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Interestingly, even though hospitalizations in the US are through the roof due to Delta, deaths are still nearly zero (daily deaths are averaging less than 10% that of the peak in mid-January in the US).  Now, deaths are a lagging indicator, but I think this is because old people, by and large, are almost completely vaccinated, and 80% of deaths are from people over 65.  Most of the new hospitalizations are much younger than that and apparently will recover (although they might have long term damage).
 
2021-07-30 11:20:04 AM  

Skeleton Man: indylaw: I'm reminded of the microbe (Cryptosporidium?) that farks up the brains of rats to be attracted to cat feces so that they'll be eaten by cats who will then spread it further.

It's probably bullshiat, but what if the anti-vax lunacy is a symptom of otherwise undiagnosed, "asymptomatic" COVID. After all, I'd wager most of these people were the same people that biatched about wearing masks or distancing from the beginning.

I typed up a whole spiel about it in another thread the other night:

Hear me out, okay?

Cordyceps is a fungus that attacks insect hosts and controls their mind, making them seek out the conditions that would be best for the fungus's growth, right down to the exact height off the ground, up until the fungus completely replaces the host tissue.

Toxoplasma gondii works in a similar way: the parasite wants to be inside of a cat, but it starts its life cycle in a rat, so it reverses the rat's natural aversion to the scent of cats and makes them actively seek out cats. Cat eats rat, cat gets parasite. (There are theories that this parasite gets in people and gives us "cat ladies").

What if the plague rats are infected and asymptomatic? They think the virus is a hoax so they're not gonna go get tested whilst healthy or anything and even if they did, what if they're infected on some subtle level that we don't yet understand? Perhaps the infection is confined to their brain, and yes, controlling their farking minds. Making them spread not the virus, but the gospel of the virus. Advocating against all mitigation efforts. Encouraging people to gather in large groups unmasked. All manner of farkery.

A sentient farking mind control virus.


Nice plot for a movie and terrific use of verbs in last 4 sentences.
 
2021-07-30 11:23:08 AM  
Say, where did those All Lives Matter people disappear to?
 
2021-07-30 11:25:32 AM  
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2021-07-30 11:25:40 AM  

oxnard_montalvo: I do love waking up in the morning watching some of the anarchists on Fark promoting a pro gun thread and more government control.


Any anarchists on fark are actually just larpers. Ok maybe some larpers imagine themselves as anarchists the same way Republicans imagine themselves to be Libertarian.
 
2021-07-30 11:26:09 AM  

thamike: Say, where did those All Lives Matter people disappear to?


They are now holding antivax signs and no mask mandate signs
 
2021-07-30 11:28:04 AM  
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2021-07-30 11:30:56 AM  

A Cave Geek: Hopefully this kind of mace was deployed on the anti-vaxxers:

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oxnard_montalvo: alice_600: Remember that scene in Avengers where where Loki came down to concur the mid-realm. Well If he were to come down today and say that I would be "Okay then have at it. If you need a sex slave or punching bag I am right here because there is no way in hell you can't make this any worse than what we have gone through in the past five farkin' years.

Hell might be an improvement. We might all be Space Vikings and Drew would be projecting fark into our brains while we drink space mead and feast on space pork!

We would be using morons like this for fodder for gladiatorial entertainment.

Must be nice to have a world view based on comic books.


If you lived my life you would understand why I consume media like a pop culture crack baby.
 
2021-07-30 11:46:57 AM  

jso2897: At this point, these people are accosting people and attacking people just for wearing masks.
We are all going to have to deal with them - be armed (if necessary), be ready, be personally vigilant.
Don't be scared - be prepared.
They taught me that in the Boy Scouts.
Remember that they are not looking for a fair or even fight - that's not how the Right rolls.
So- be ready.


If nothing else, get ahold of your local dojo and learn how to parry basic blows and how to fall to the ground safely.
 
2021-07-30 11:48:18 AM  

englaja: Its time to treat these people like the bioterrorists they are.

Dart guns and vaccines would be a very good start.

Failing that, gallows and water cannons of disinfectant.


Rubber bullets, taser, mace... these farkers should have their asses kicked.
 
2021-07-30 11:49:43 AM  

jso2897: IamTomJoad: Well, the fact he thought the best way to "help" was to wade into a crowd with one hand occupied shows you what he thought was more important at the time.

Not really - his motive could have been to help a person in trouble, and there is nothing in his actions that definitively demonstrates anything else.
You are always free to project another person's internal motives - but that is just you, projecting your self onto them.


"Look, just cause I'm doing CPR with one hand and filming myself with the other don't say I'm not helping"
 
2021-07-30 11:56:16 AM  

IamTomJoad: jso2897: IamTomJoad: Well, the fact he thought the best way to "help" was to wade into a crowd with one hand occupied shows you what he thought was more important at the time.

Not really - his motive could have been to help a person in trouble, and there is nothing in his actions that definitively demonstrates anything else.
You are always free to project another person's internal motives - but that is just you, projecting your self onto them.

"Look, just cause I'm doing CPR with one hand and filming myself with the other don't say I'm not helping"


Fascists will film you and selectively edit the video then spread it far and wide within minutes. Filming yourself or having someone else film is basically necessary at this point to avoid the conservative hate machine being directed against you.
 
2021-07-30 12:01:25 PM  

IamTomJoad: jso2897: IamTomJoad: Well, the fact he thought the best way to "help" was to wade into a crowd with one hand occupied shows you what he thought was more important at the time.

Not really - his motive could have been to help a person in trouble, and there is nothing in his actions that definitively demonstrates anything else.
You are always free to project another person's internal motives - but that is just you, projecting your self onto them.

"Look, just cause I'm doing CPR with one hand and filming myself with the other don't say I'm not helping"


I honestly have no idea what point, if any, you are trying to make, now.
The guy did what he did. You didn't. you can sit on the couch and speculate as to his reasons, but it's still nothing but your personal speculation.
One has to wonder about the sort of personality that treats a courageous act with contempt based on pure speculation. These speculations appear to be a mirror, in which one may be perceiving only oneself.
 
2021-07-30 12:04:50 PM  

oxnard_montalvo: Fark has gone completely off the rails. Now actively calling for gun violence with people they disagree with.


There's a FARKING big difference between:

Deciding "I'mma gonna go out and shoot me some people not in my tribe" while you're having breakfast

and

Self-Defense to save your own life and lives of others.
 
2021-07-30 12:06:41 PM  

jso2897: IamTomJoad: jso2897: IamTomJoad: Well, the fact he thought the best way to "help" was to wade into a crowd with one hand occupied shows you what he thought was more important at the time.

Not really - his motive could have been to help a person in trouble, and there is nothing in his actions that definitively demonstrates anything else.
You are always free to project another person's internal motives - but that is just you, projecting your self onto them.

"Look, just cause I'm doing CPR with one hand and filming myself with the other don't say I'm not helping"

I honestly have no idea what point, if any, you are trying to make, now.
The guy did what he did. You didn't. you can sit on the couch and speculate as to his reasons, but it's still nothing but your personal speculation.
One has to wonder about the sort of personality that treats a courageous act with contempt based on pure speculation. These speculations appear to be a mirror, in which one may be perceiving only oneself.


The simple fact that "helping" with one hand is a shiate way to help.

Guy got what he wanted, a video folks are talking about.

Nothing more, nothing less
 
2021-07-30 12:07:40 PM  

leeksfromchichis: Harlee: leeksfromchichis: Vaccinate anyone who gets arrested.

Arrest anti-vaxxers en masse when incidents like this happen.

Release them without charges.

Release them after vaccinating them.

Yes, that's what I said.
Sadly, the police are way to friendly with the magats for that to actually happen.


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2021-07-30 12:07:56 PM  

Nocrash: Skeleton Man: indylaw: I'm reminded of the microbe (Cryptosporidium?) that farks up the brains of rats to be attracted to cat feces so that they'll be eaten by cats who will then spread it further.

It's probably bullshiat, but what if the anti-vax lunacy is a symptom of otherwise undiagnosed, "asymptomatic" COVID. After all, I'd wager most of these people were the same people that biatched about wearing masks or distancing from the beginning.

I typed up a whole spiel about it in another thread the other night:

Hear me out, okay?

Cordyceps is a fungus that attacks insect hosts and controls their mind, making them seek out the conditions that would be best for the fungus's growth, right down to the exact height off the ground, up until the fungus completely replaces the host tissue.

Toxoplasma gondii works in a similar way: the parasite wants to be inside of a cat, but it starts its life cycle in a rat, so it reverses the rat's natural aversion to the scent of cats and makes them actively seek out cats. Cat eats rat, cat gets parasite. (There are theories that this parasite gets in people and gives us "cat ladies").

What if the plague rats are infected and asymptomatic? They think the virus is a hoax so they're not gonna go get tested whilst healthy or anything and even if they did, what if they're infected on some subtle level that we don't yet understand? Perhaps the infection is confined to their brain, and yes, controlling their farking minds. Making them spread not the virus, but the gospel of the virus. Advocating against all mitigation efforts. Encouraging people to gather in large groups unmasked. All manner of farkery.

A sentient farking mind control virus.

Nice plot for a movie and terrific use of verbs in last 4 sentences.


Read M.R. Carey, The Girl With All the Gifts
 
2021-07-30 12:10:06 PM  

englaja: Its time to treat these people like the bioterrorists they are.

Dart guns and vaccines would be a very good start.

Failing that, gallows and water cannons of disinfectant.


Flamethrowers from the get-go.  You talk as if you want them still hanging around in society after COVID goes awa- bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha...
 
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