Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The Daily Beast)   Draft-dodger who likes to hide in bunkers calls the police officers who testified on the January 6th insurrection "pussies"   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
    More: News, United States Capitol Police, police officers, Metropolitan Police Department of the District of Columbia, United States Capitol, Donald Trump, Police, bulk of Republican lawmakers, safer path  
•       •       •

4591 clicks; posted to Politics » on 30 Jul 2021 at 3:11 AM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



127 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2021-07-29 11:35:43 PM  
I'm going to need a second source on that.  Just kidding, I have no doubt he said that.
 
2021-07-29 11:37:29 PM  
Bunker Baby says what?
 
2021-07-29 11:38:34 PM  
Says the man with a neck shaped like a vagina
 
2021-07-29 11:39:12 PM  
Is he gonna grab them?
 
2021-07-29 11:40:54 PM  

Bootleg: Is he gonna grab them?


He just want to give them hugs and kisses, so many that they will need body armor!
 
2021-07-29 11:49:01 PM  
Republicans are SCUM.

Sure, you get some that are all "I'm a republican because I want to keep more of MY money, and have lower taxes"

Honestly, that just makes you more SCUM. Because you're willing to let Republicans remove gay rights, trans rights, abortion, and public school funding. FOR YOUR TEMPORARY GAIN.

SCUM.
 
2021-07-29 11:54:10 PM  

optikeye: Republicans are SCUM.

Sure, you get some that are all "I'm a republican because I want to keep more of MY money, and have lower taxes"

Honestly, that just makes you more SCUM. Because you're willing to let Republicans remove gay rights, trans rights, abortion, and public school funding. FOR YOUR TEMPORARY GAIN.

SCUM.


A person who knows better and manipulates bigots for their own ends is more of a POS than ignorant and deluded bigot.
 
2021-07-29 11:54:17 PM  
Pussy calling not pussies pussies....what a pussy!
 
2021-07-29 11:56:41 PM  
Why do people still listen to Trump?

He wants attention.  He does not deserve it.

Do not give it to him.
 
2021-07-30 12:03:27 AM  

Creepy Lurker Guy: Why do people still listen to Trump?

He wants attention.  He does not deserve it.

Do not give it to him.


Ignore it and it will go a way. does not work for virus, or Republicans.
Turn them into clowns...to be laughed at.
 
2021-07-30 12:11:02 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-07-30 12:12:28 AM  
What a formerly "elected" official says no one really cares. Wait for a currently elected republican to parrot the idiocy.
 
2021-07-30 12:27:27 AM  
Is this just locker room talk? I mean its hard to tell when its coming from a guy who has obviously spent less an hour in total over the course of his life at the gym.

/lah
//huu
///zer!
 
2021-07-30 12:48:05 AM  
Bunker boy. About as classy as a polished turd. He made sure their hands were tied that day and now he calls them pussies. Even out of the White House he still defiles the office.


I can't believe he hasn't had a stroke without Twitter.
 
2021-07-30 1:06:14 AM  

mrshowrules: optikeye: Republicans are SCUM.

Sure, you get some that are all "I'm a republican because I want to keep more of MY money, and have lower taxes"

Honestly, that just makes you more SCUM. Because you're willing to let Republicans remove gay rights, trans rights, abortion, and public school funding. FOR YOUR TEMPORARY GAIN.

SCUM.

A person who knows better and manipulates bigots for their own ends is more of a POS than ignorant and deluded bigot.


Careful. Trump may be stupid. But Trump is not mentally incapable of knowing the difference between right and wrong. Trump is a willing participant of in committing sedition along with the Republican Party.
 
2021-07-30 1:26:29 AM  
Yeah..the law and order former president said that.

Hey trump. FUUUU*********K YOU!
 
2021-07-30 1:33:23 AM  

AirForceVet: mrshowrules: optikeye: Republicans are SCUM.

Sure, you get some that are all "I'm a republican because I want to keep more of MY money, and have lower taxes"

Honestly, that just makes you more SCUM. Because you're willing to let Republicans remove gay rights, trans rights, abortion, and public school funding. FOR YOUR TEMPORARY GAIN.

SCUM.

A person who knows better and manipulates bigots for their own ends is more of a POS than ignorant and deluded bigot.

Careful. Trump may be stupid. But Trump is not mentally incapable of knowing the difference between right and wrong. Trump is a willing participant of in committing sedition along with the Republican Party.


There is no crime Trump is incapable of trying to do.  However, he is also incompetent - so that helps.
 
2021-07-30 1:34:17 AM  
FTFA:  "She just proved the point that it was nakedly partisan," Rice said of Pelosi. "And I have little hope that it will create either a fair portrayal of what happened."

IOW, unless you're willing to put up with us constantly lying, posturing, and generally acting like the assholes we really are, you're the bad guys.

There is no BSAB anymore.  One party clearly holds the best interest and welfare of the country and the citizens at heart, while the other only holds hatred.

I kind of hate myself for it, but I'm actually damned happy to let all those orange worshipers head on out for their kissin' cousin hoe-down covid-19 superspreader events.  I take pleasure in knowing that these assholes are getting sick and dying in huge numbers, and I hope that enough of them head to the great orange underworld to change the entire nation solid blue.  These idiots are willfully, happily killing themselves, but very few others, just to stick it to the libs.

My wish for the orange crapstone of all this is that he get the virus again, this time suffer some non-life threatening but quite serious and hugely inconveniencing event takes place while he's on live TV.  This event would, preferably be one that robs him of the power to speak, just before he begins serving time at Leavenworth.
 
2021-07-30 1:35:07 AM  
Says the orange scumbag who's afraid of stairs. Who won't eat food unless it's 'randomized' from McDonalds.

The guy who crapped his pants next to a tethered bald eagle.

Cadet Bone Spurs told Howard Stern that he flees immediately at the sight of blood: "If you cut your finger and there's blood pouring out, I'm gone." To demonstrate how intensely he detests and fears blood, Trump recounted turning his back on an elderly man who had fallen and appeared to be dying.
 
2021-07-30 1:37:04 AM  
Dear Mr. Trump:

You are allowed to challenge any of them to an arm wrestle.  You have to use your arm.
 
2021-07-30 2:06:45 AM  
#BunkerBabyBiatch
 
2021-07-30 2:57:25 AM  
Hey, Donnie wasn't scared of those people, and he high tailed it to his bunker when the scary black people came to town, so these policemen should have channeled their Dear Leader and said, "we're one of you,' and they would have been fine. Jeez, is it so hard. Just stand down and let it happen. Just let them move on you like b*tch. Don't talk, just kiss.
 
2021-07-30 3:05:10 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size


Aww, did Makeup Boy come up with that zinger while someone was helping him down a ramp? Or was it while he was holding a water bottle with both dainty little hands like a hamster nibbling a sunflower seed?
 
2021-07-30 3:14:03 AM  
Still waiting for Dingus to slip in his own pee and hit his head off the toilet bowl, and die from a brain bleed.

/When you wish upon a star.....
 
2021-07-30 3:18:37 AM  
Republicans sure went from "back the blue" to "fark da police" in record time.
 
2021-07-30 3:18:53 AM  
Bunker biatchbaby says what?
 
2021-07-30 3:19:00 AM  
Blanche...BLANCHE!!!! Get off your fainting couch...I'm gonna need a little lie down, here...
 
2021-07-30 3:20:30 AM  
Hey cops. I bet you never thought your master would throw YOU under the bus.

"Maybe we are not shooting enough black "thugs" on sight???"
"Maybe we don't beat our wives enough? 40 is a rookie number, gotta boost those numbers up!"
 
2021-07-30 3:20:51 AM  
So... even he thinks they shoulda opened up on that mob?
 
2021-07-30 3:23:03 AM  

Fasces Breaker: So... even he thinks...


You stop right god damn there.


He has no idea what he's even saying.
 
2021-07-30 3:23:34 AM  
Say it to their face.
 
2021-07-30 3:25:34 AM  
Subby can you narrow it down a little more please. That headline can include a lot of people.
 
2021-07-30 3:25:50 AM  
Celebrities should keep their opinions to themselves.

That is what the right wing taught me.
 
2021-07-30 3:28:04 AM  

thiefofdreams: Celebrities should keep their opinions to themselves.

That is what the right wing taught me.


Examples in that lesson include mostly has-beens like: Kirstie Alley, Chachi, Dicky Choder, Kevin Sorbo, and Dean Cain.
 
2021-07-30 3:31:37 AM  
What's going on with the rest of the Capitol Police?
There appears to be dissension in the ranks.
 
2021-07-30 3:33:47 AM  
It's really interesting how there is basically nothing about the cops who welcomed the insurrectionists with open arms anymore.
 
2021-07-30 3:36:09 AM  
I would pay money, and by that, I mean contribute to the person's legal defense fund, if one person would just full out punch this motherfarker in the mouth or full palm biatch slap him on national TV.
 
2021-07-30 3:37:43 AM  
I want to shiat on his grave.
 
2021-07-30 3:48:13 AM  

Znuh: The guy who crapped his pants next to a tethered bald eagle.


In his defense, bald eagles are birds of prey who don't take kindly to being tethered; and a lone, unarmed human within melee range of an apex predator is a situation which rarely ends well for the human involved.

There are many reasons to hate Trump. Him reflexively retreating from an eagle's talons, in order to keep his innards inside of him, is not one of them.
 
2021-07-30 3:50:02 AM  
I'd like to see him getting crushed in a door and hit in the face with a baton.

Seriously -- can we make that happen?
 
2021-07-30 3:50:21 AM  
i.pinimg.comView Full Size


... What the mentally defective nonentity says?
 
2021-07-30 3:54:04 AM  
OK, tough guy, tell you what. If you think they're pussies, let's give them five minutes alone in a room with you and you can tell them that to their faces. Hell, I'd just like to see him call them that to their faces under any circumstances.
 
2021-07-30 3:55:36 AM  

Znuh: Says the orange scumbag who's afraid of stairs. Who won't eat food unless it's 'randomized' from McDonalds.

The guy who crapped his pants next to a tethered bald eagle.

Cadet Bone Spurs told Howard Stern that he flees immediately at the sight of blood: "If you cut your finger and there's blood pouring out, I'm gone." To demonstrate how intensely he detests and fears blood, Trump recounted turning his back on an elderly man who had fallen and appeared to be dying.


Would like to add he wanted to get across to the radio audience that he was more concerned about the man bleeding on the floor than whether the man was OK.
 
2021-07-30 4:04:25 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-07-30 4:07:21 AM  

King Something: Znuh: The guy who crapped his pants next to a tethered bald eagle.

In his defense, bald eagles are birds of prey who don't take kindly to being tethered; and a lone, unarmed human within melee range of an apex predator is a situation which rarely ends well for the human involved.

There are many reasons to hate Trump. Him reflexively retreating from an eagle's talons, in order to keep his innards inside of him, is not one of them.


He put himself in that situation so fark him. Poor bird being carted round in a cage to act as a prop for coonts.
 
2021-07-30 4:15:23 AM  
Since he said this publicly and not in consultation with his "advisors" in the performance of his "duties" when he was "president" he can be questioned about these beliefs, right?
 
2021-07-30 4:17:47 AM  

King Something: Znuh: The guy who crapped his pants next to a tethered bald eagle.

In his defense, bald eagles are birds of prey who don't take kindly to being tethered; and a lone, unarmed human within melee range of an apex predator is a situation which rarely ends well for the human involved.

There are many reasons to hate Trump. Him reflexively retreating from an eagle's talons, in order to keep his innards inside of him, is not one of them.


Fark user imageView Full Size


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-07-30 4:17:57 AM  

King Something: Znuh: The guy who crapped his pants next to a tethered bald eagle.

In his defense, bald eagles are birds of prey who don't take kindly to being tethered; and a lone, unarmed human within melee range of an apex predator is a situation which rarely ends well for the human involved.

There are many reasons to hate Trump. Him reflexively retreating from an eagle's talons, in order to keep his innards inside of him, is not one of them.


In other words, he couldn't act calm even with instructions and the critter tied up. Punk. Ass. Biatch.
 
2021-07-30 4:18:45 AM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: thiefofdreams: Celebrities should keep their opinions to themselves.

That is what the right wing taught me.

Examples in that lesson include mostly has-beens like: Kirstie Alley, Chachi, Dicky Choder, Kevin Sorbo, and Dean Cain.


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-07-30 4:22:47 AM  

Znuh: Says the orange scumbag who's afraid of stairs. Who won't eat food unless it's 'randomized' from McDonalds.

The guy who crapped his pants next to a tethered bald eagle.


Fake news!  The eagle was photoshopped.

Here is the original:

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
Displayed 50 of 127 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Newest | Show all


View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking




On Twitter


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.