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(The Daily Beast)   ♬Are you ready for the Summer? ♬ Are you ready for the sunshine? ♬ Are you ready to cough & wheeze ♬ and die for Jeez ♬ as the Covid starts foolin' around. ♬   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Vaccination, Camping, rural Christian camp, cases of COVID-19, public health officials, teen campers, North Carolina, Transylvania County  
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2021-07-30 4:52:26 AM  
16 votes:
Shorter duration than those small summer camps but Lollapalooza looked like an incredibly low risk outdoor gathering on opening day [Jul 29].

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2021-07-30 5:24:25 AM  
6 votes:
Well obviously they were no praying hard enough, it is the only way to protect yourself. Or they were thinking impure thoughts and touching themselves.
 
2021-07-30 7:35:45 AM  
3 votes:
We have the Covid now so pity us
We're going to die from something hideous
We tried to smoke and drink and fool around.
We're coffin-bound!...
We are the plague-rat V.I.Ps!
 
2021-07-30 5:13:55 PM  
2 votes:
Positive cases positive cases positive cases.
i wish someone would track these people and see, after 10-30 days,
how many of them ACTUALLY got sick.  And of those that did get sick,
how many required being put into a hospital.  Out of those that were hospitalized,
how many died.   Bet it would be near zero!

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2021-07-30 8:39:52 AM  
2 votes:
Sleep away camp is f* cking awesome and I'm sorry if your parents loved you and figured out a way to have you around in the summer.
 
2021-07-30 8:01:17 AM  
2 votes:
"glass half-full" response: Covid death welcomed as an end to the ear-worm in my head.
 
2021-07-30 6:55:16 AM  
2 votes:
You'd think Christians would notice when God sends a plague.
 
2021-07-30 5:36:37 AM  
2 votes:
I looked at The Wilds on Google maps. You know how people can upload photos of places onto Gmaps? I couldn't find one photo anywhere close to that place, not one! What are they hiding? Satanic rituals no doubt.
 
2021-07-30 5:20:02 AM  
2 votes:

liquidsiphon: Tenatra: Shorter duration than those small summer camps but Lollapalooza looked like an incredibly low risk outdoor gathering on opening day [Jul 29].

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Really?

Lollapalooza Covid Risk

Iowa State Fair looks great though!


COVID is just one of a stew of transmisibles being passed around Lollapalooza.

The ISF OTOH is a testing ground for zoonotic STDs
 
2021-07-30 4:57:58 AM  
2 votes:

Tenatra: Shorter duration than those small summer camps but Lollapalooza looked like an incredibly low risk outdoor gathering on opening day [Jul 29].

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Really?

Lollapalooza Covid Risk

Iowa State Fair looks great though!
 
2021-07-30 12:26:06 PM  
1 vote:
Summer, where are my testicles?
 
2021-07-30 11:36:05 AM  
1 vote:
Its all God's will.
 
2021-07-30 3:47:07 AM  
1 vote:
As foretold.
 
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