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(The Daily Beast)   ♬Are you ready for the Summer? ♬ Are you ready for the sunshine? ♬ Are you ready to cough & wheeze ♬ and die for Jeez ♬ as the Covid starts foolin' around. ♬   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Vaccination, Camping, rural Christian camp, cases of COVID-19, public health officials, teen campers, North Carolina, Transylvania County  
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1717 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Jul 2021 at 4:25 AM (12 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-07-30 3:47:07 AM  
As foretold.
 
2021-07-30 4:38:20 AM  
Quality headline,  Subby!
 
2021-07-30 4:41:10 AM  
Ahh, a sleep-away Jesus summer camp. Can you BE any gayer?

Seriously, such a place would be one of my first stops on my Time Machine Tour of childhood.
 
2021-07-30 4:44:04 AM  
"we plan to continue to safely serve your camper through the remainder of the summer as the Lord allows"

They are totally going to serve campers safely for the remainder of the summer as they have done a great job so far! Lord says Covid for you and you and you
 
2021-07-30 4:52:26 AM  
Shorter duration than those small summer camps but Lollapalooza looked like an incredibly low risk outdoor gathering on opening day [Jul 29].

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2021-07-30 4:57:58 AM  

Tenatra: Shorter duration than those small summer camps but Lollapalooza looked like an incredibly low risk outdoor gathering on opening day [Jul 29].

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Really?

Lollapalooza Covid Risk

Iowa State Fair looks great though!
 
2021-07-30 4:59:13 AM  

Tenatra: Shorter duration than those small summer camps but Lollapalooza looked like an incredibly low risk outdoor gathering on opening day [Jul 29].

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Really?

At least we have Iowa's State Fair to look forward to!
 
2021-07-30 4:59:59 AM  
Hey.. it finally posted the first one I cancelled. Oh well.
 
2021-07-30 5:13:23 AM  
liquidsiphon:

Really?

Lollapalooza Covid Risk

Iowa State Fair looks great though!


I was joking about the risk. I just cringe seeing that many people that close right now :p

Looks like my local super spreader event kicks off the same day as yours. You get more people but I'd expect record turnouts in both states when there hasn't been shiat to do in forever now.

/Missouri state fair
 
2021-07-30 5:17:34 AM  
Wasn't that the song from Meatballs?

/LOVED that movie
//huge crush on Bill Murray
///threes
 
2021-07-30 5:20:02 AM  

liquidsiphon: Tenatra: Shorter duration than those small summer camps but Lollapalooza looked like an incredibly low risk outdoor gathering on opening day [Jul 29].

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Really?

Lollapalooza Covid Risk

Iowa State Fair looks great though!


COVID is just one of a stew of transmisibles being passed around Lollapalooza.

The ISF OTOH is a testing ground for zoonotic STDs
 
2021-07-30 5:24:25 AM  
Well obviously they were no praying hard enough, it is the only way to protect yourself. Or they were thinking impure thoughts and touching themselves.
 
2021-07-30 5:28:10 AM  

Literally Addicted: Wasn't that the song from Meatballs?

/LOVED that movie
//huge crush on Bill Murray
///threes


Yes! I heard it in my head the moment I started reading it. Great flick!
 
2021-07-30 5:36:37 AM  
I looked at The Wilds on Google maps. You know how people can upload photos of places onto Gmaps? I couldn't find one photo anywhere close to that place, not one! What are they hiding? Satanic rituals no doubt.
 
2021-07-30 6:01:17 AM  
It Just Doesn't Matter! - Meatballs (6/9) Movie CLIP (1979) HD
Youtube -TogGxzlfhM
 
2021-07-30 6:23:07 AM  
I believe the word you're going for is schadenfreude.  Or put it another way:

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2021-07-30 6:24:58 AM  
There are days I miss my youth for some things and there are days I'm glad I'm no longer in one of those kinds of places as an adult. God help the kids these days cause obvious the parents sure aren't sending them to places like this.
 
2021-07-30 6:38:45 AM  
The county next to mine has a fair coming up. I hope they come to their senses and cancel it, but I'm not holding my breath.

Meanwhile, we've had to restart incident command and open a previously closed cohort unit at the hospital.

On top of it all, CDC is expected to announce why they've decided to add the vaccinated to the list of people who need to wear a mask. Supposedly the virus can live, reproduce and spread in the respiratory system of the vaccinated.

Hi. Happy Friday.
 
2021-07-30 6:55:16 AM  
You'd think Christians would notice when God sends a plague.
 
2021-07-30 7:19:04 AM  

Literally Addicted: Wasn't that the song from Meatballs?

/LOVED that movie
//huge crush on Bill Murray
///threes


Are You Ready For The Summer? - From the film "Meatballs".
Youtube USvMWm-ZqvQ
 
2021-07-30 7:22:42 AM  
It's a shame no one could have seen this coming.

/"Hey, RM, are you doing the summer teen leadership program this year?"
//"yeah, no"
///it's like, what part of "pandemic" did you not understand? More, God-willing to come...just not now. :(
 
2021-07-30 7:33:45 AM  

Resident Muslim: It's a shame no one could have seen this coming.

/"Hey, RM, are you doing the summer teen leadership program this year?"
//"yeah, no"
///it's like, what part of "pandemic" did you not understand? More, God-willing to come...just not now. :(


Me: Hey boss, corporate says we gotta fill out this COVID symptom survey every day if we're coming into the office. We coming into the office?
Boss: Jesus god no, are you farking kidding? There's a pandemic on.
Me: Duly noted

/she's a great boss
 
2021-07-30 7:35:45 AM  
We have the Covid now so pity us
We're going to die from something hideous
We tried to smoke and drink and fool around.
We're coffin-bound!...
We are the plague-rat V.I.Ps!
 
2021-07-30 8:01:17 AM  
"glass half-full" response: Covid death welcomed as an end to the ear-worm in my head.
 
2021-07-30 8:11:28 AM  
That deserves at least some HOTY consideration.
 
2021-07-30 8:39:52 AM  
Sleep away camp is f* cking awesome and I'm sorry if your parents loved you and figured out a way to have you around in the summer.
 
2021-07-30 9:29:39 AM  
The Death Cult chuckles
 
2021-07-30 10:26:31 AM  

Por que tan serioso: Sleep away camp is f* cking awesome and I'm sorry if your parents loved you and figured out a way to have you around in the summer.


I was just too poor :(

Did do day camp at the zoo. Later became a Jr. Counselor. That was cool.
 
2021-07-30 10:28:19 AM  
And also, it was the late 80's. I was latch key once I was 10.
 
2021-07-30 11:00:09 AM  
"they were going to deep clean and quarantine those who were sick."

I'm not sure I want to know how they're going to "deep clean" the sick people.
 
2021-07-30 11:36:05 AM  
Its all God's will.
 
2021-07-30 12:23:14 PM  
YAY! But it's OK, if some of them die, they get to meet Jesus sooner.

That's the silver lining to all the illness and death among the Jesusy idiots. You get to fly up to Jesus sooner than you thought.

So you should really be happy about all this. And you get to take all the credit for it, too.
 
2021-07-30 12:26:06 PM  
Summer, where are my testicles?
 
2021-07-30 5:13:55 PM  
Positive cases positive cases positive cases.
i wish someone would track these people and see, after 10-30 days,
how many of them ACTUALLY got sick.  And of those that did get sick,
how many required being put into a hospital.  Out of those that were hospitalized,
how many died.   Bet it would be near zero!

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2021-07-30 6:55:03 PM  

p51d007: Positive cases positive cases positive cases.
i wish someone would track these people and see, after 10-30 days,
how many of them ACTUALLY got sick.  And of those that did get sick,
how many required being put into a hospital.  Out of those that were hospitalized,
how many died.   Bet it would be near zero!

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Mr Trump, you need to spend less money on Russian hookers and more money on Photoshop.
 
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