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2021-07-30 6:09:39 AM  
86 votes:
When I entered the Army way back in '86, one of the first things they did was jab me with their pressure-shot injections of god only knows what.  "Have you had Measles?"  SHOT.  "Have you had Polio?"  SHOT.  "Are you going overseas?"  SHOT.  "Is there the slightest chance that you have Rabies right now?" SHOT.  Wasn't even questioned, you did it or you didn't get in.

Now, mind you this was 35 years ago, and advanced tracker technology has become miniaturized.  No longer do they have to inject the horse-pill-sized antiquated Lojak chip in our necks.  It's nanite-sized, so it won't be as painful.  If anything, I'd call today's soldiers lucky, because my chip itches to this day.  It may be faulty, too.  I think it occasionally beeps at the end of the month.
 
2021-07-30 6:06:44 AM  
66 votes:

sickb0y: You already have to get a whole raft of jabs when you go in.  How is this different?


It's just been so rushed. We don't yet know the long term effects of fire extinguishers.
 
2021-07-30 12:32:48 AM  
43 votes:

blender61: Good. It's about time.


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2021-07-30 5:59:18 AM  
41 votes:
I can't wait to hear how he's too sleepy to do anything but also too much of a radical leftist to be trusted.
 
2021-07-30 6:54:43 AM  
29 votes:

Skyking Skyking Do Not Answer: omg bbq: Alphax: That should keep towns near military bases healthier.. if it's not already too late for them.

I'm thinking about some of the towns that have been outside the Marine bases I've been on.

Havelock NC? Lol no.
Whatever the garbage town just outside 29 Stumps? Lol no.

Most military TOWNS (not large cities near military bases) are full of government contractors raking in that sweet sweet government pay, trailer parks, retired Gunnery Sergeants who will still yell at you for putting your hands in your pockets, titty bars, check cashing places, more titty bars, five or eight Walmarts, and a shocking amount of used car dealerships, some titty bars, women who swear they are eighteen working in the titty bars, titty bars, tattoo shops, and titty bars.

Military towns are often not great places.
I was single, as a marine, in a military town, for my entire time in NC because the very last thing I ever wanted to do was even have a chance at knocking someone up and being stuck in that town forever.

NAS Whidbey Island was pretty OK, bought a house there.

I'm from Lawton, Oklahoma, attached to Fort Sill.  You nailed the features of an army town except for soldiers hitting on middle school girls.  And the farking officer wives, sheesh.


Officer wives - the Karens to rule all Karens. A more wretched hive of scum and entitlement won't be found except for politicians' wives...

Oh, and there was at least one other thing omb bbq left out: titty bars. There are quite a few of those outside nearly every military base, usually located right near a titty bar.
 
2021-07-30 7:47:16 AM  
23 votes:
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2021-07-30 6:43:21 AM  
19 votes:
Once the Chinese crack Bill Gate's 5G code, they'll be able to track our solders everywhere!!!
 
2021-07-30 7:02:34 AM  
17 votes:

fragMasterFlash: blender61: Good. It's about time.

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Black guys, help vaccinate the white guys.
 
2021-07-30 6:52:57 AM  
17 votes:

born_yesterday: Once the Chinese crack Bill Gate's 5G code, they'll be able to track our solders everywhere!!!


I'm still wondering what inane intel they must be getting by tracking all of us.  "He's back home now.  Now he's getting groceries.  Look, now he's at work.  Now he's at the pornography store again.  That's like the ninth time in six days".
 
2021-07-30 7:02:59 AM  
14 votes:

omg bbq: sickb0y: You already have to get a whole raft of jabs when you go in.  How is this different?

Right? I wondered the same thing when folks would cry about the smallpox and anthrax vaccine.
They walk you in a line, asshole to bellybutton, and shoot you with a battery of them (hell the one above my asscheek felt like a god damn battery) the second or third day in boot camp.

Also you're in the military, fark your feelings.


What if it's against my religious beliefs? Can't I just eat a magic wafer and drink some grape juice and pretend all the bad stuff goes away?
 
2021-07-30 7:15:18 AM  
11 votes:

THX 1138: born_yesterday: Once the Chinese crack Bill Gate's 5G code, they'll be able to track our solders everywhere!!!

I'm still wondering what inane intel they must be getting by tracking all of us.  "He's back home now.  Now he's getting groceries.  Look, now he's at work.  Now he's at the pornography store again.  That's like the ninth time in six days".


Reminds me of the Onion article from 20 years ago that said: "The NSA would like you to stop encrypting your grocery list.  It wastes their time."
 
2021-07-30 7:13:58 AM  
11 votes:

omg bbq: sickb0y: You already have to get a whole raft of jabs when you go in.  How is this different?

Right? I wondered the same thing when folks would cry about the smallpox and anthrax vaccine.
They walk you in a line, asshole to bellybutton, and shoot you with a battery of them (hell the one above my asscheek felt like a god damn battery) the second or third day in boot camp.

Also you're in the military, fark your feelings.


The last person in line must be very short.
 
2021-07-30 6:23:41 AM  
11 votes:

Alphax: That should keep towns near military bases healthier.. if it's not already too late for them.


I'm thinking about some of the towns that have been outside the Marine bases I've been on.

Havelock NC? Lol no.
Whatever the garbage town just outside 29 Stumps? Lol no.

Most military TOWNS (not large cities near military bases) are full of government contractors raking in that sweet sweet government pay, trailer parks, retired Gunnery Sergeants who will still yell at you for putting your hands in your pockets, titty bars, check cashing places, more titty bars, five or eight Walmarts, and a shocking amount of used car dealerships, some titty bars, women who swear they are eighteen working in the titty bars, titty bars, tattoo shops, and titty bars.

Military towns are often not great places.
I was single, as a marine, in a military town, for my entire time in NC because the very last thing I ever wanted to do was even have a chance at knocking someone up and being stuck in that town forever.

NAS Whidbey Island was pretty OK, bought a house there.
 
2021-07-30 7:36:16 AM  
10 votes:
Just like how FDR made soliders watch nuclear bombs going off to see what radiation would do to them, now Josef "méngüele" Biden is going to force military members to be injected with experimental vaccines that haven't yet been approved by the FDA.

Why do Democrat presidents treat the military like test subjects? Shows how much respect they have for the uniform. We aren't field mice !!

/s
 
2021-07-30 12:42:52 PM  
9 votes:

Frothy Panties: Oh, Jesus. Jacksonville


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2021-07-30 8:22:06 AM  
7 votes:

sickb0y: You already have to get a whole raft of jabs when you go in.  How is this different?


It isn't.  When I got complaints from soldiers about vaccinations, I told them, "I don't care, roll up your sleeve."  The best was the guys who were covered with tattoos who said, "Doc, I don't like needles."  Weeeell, this needle likes you, buddy.
 
2021-07-30 8:03:05 AM  
7 votes:

RasIanI: OmnomnomCookies: omg bbq: sickb0y: You already have to get a whole raft of jabs when you go in.  How is this different?

Right? I wondered the same thing when folks would cry about the smallpox and anthrax vaccine.
They walk you in a line, asshole to bellybutton, and shoot you with a battery of them (hell the one above my asscheek felt like a god damn battery) the second or third day in boot camp.

Also you're in the military, fark your feelings.

What if it's against my religious beliefs? Can't I just eat a magic wafer and drink some grape juice and pretend all the bad stuff goes away?

"Can't I just eat a magic wafer and drink some grape juice and pretend all the bad stuff goes away?"

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Yeah it's not magic. It literally turns into human blood and flesh in your mouth.
 
2021-07-30 7:57:42 AM  
7 votes:

OmnomnomCookies: omg bbq: sickb0y: You already have to get a whole raft of jabs when you go in.  How is this different?

Right? I wondered the same thing when folks would cry about the smallpox and anthrax vaccine.
They walk you in a line, asshole to bellybutton, and shoot you with a battery of them (hell the one above my asscheek felt like a god damn battery) the second or third day in boot camp.

Also you're in the military, fark your feelings.

What if it's against my religious beliefs? Can't I just eat a magic wafer and drink some grape juice and pretend all the bad stuff goes away?


"Can't I just eat a magic wafer and drink some grape juice and pretend all the bad stuff goes away?"

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2021-07-30 12:41:07 PM  
6 votes:

omg bbq: True fact: if a Gunny is blowing the occasional load in you that does not make you also a Gunnery Sergeant.


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2021-07-30 8:43:41 AM  
6 votes:

dkulprit: eKonk: Skyking Skyking Do Not Answer: omg bbq: Alphax: That should keep towns near military bases healthier.. if it's not already too late for them.

I'm thinking about some of the towns that have been outside the Marine bases I've been on.

Havelock NC? Lol no.
Whatever the garbage town just outside 29 Stumps? Lol no.

Most military TOWNS (not large cities near military bases) are full of government contractors raking in that sweet sweet government pay, trailer parks, retired Gunnery Sergeants who will still yell at you for putting your hands in your pockets, titty bars, check cashing places, more titty bars, five or eight Walmarts, and a shocking amount of used car dealerships, some titty bars, women who swear they are eighteen working in the titty bars, titty bars, tattoo shops, and titty bars.

Military towns are often not great places.
I was single, as a marine, in a military town, for my entire time in NC because the very last thing I ever wanted to do was even have a chance at knocking someone up and being stuck in that town forever.

NAS Whidbey Island was pretty OK, bought a house there.

I'm from Lawton, Oklahoma, attached to Fort Sill.  You nailed the features of an army town except for soldiers hitting on middle school girls.  And the farking officer wives, sheesh.

Officer wives - the Karens to rule all Karens. A more wretched hive of scum and entitlement won't be found except for politicians' wives...

Oh, and there was at least one other thing omb bbq left out: titty bars. There are quite a few of those outside nearly every military base, usually located right near a titty bar.

Actually, I had more issues with higher up NCO wives than officers.

E6+ wives were the worst.  Officer wives were actually pretty chill where I was stationed.


This was a crazy thing for my ex wife to comprehend. Here she is going to school, getting an education and learning a profession while the military wives around here are trying to see who can own the ugliest coach bag and the first question is always "what rank is your husband". I was an E6 but she always pretended she had no idea what my rank was.  Loved her for that.

True fact: if a Gunny is blowing the occasional load in you that does not make you also a Gunnery Sergeant.
 
2021-07-30 8:08:02 AM  
6 votes:

sickb0y: You already have to get a whole raft of jabs when you go in.  How is this different?


THE VACCINE IS NOT APPROVED!
NOBODY TOLD ME BEING THE MILITARY WOULD CARRY SOME RISKS!

/derp
 
2021-07-30 6:06:42 AM  
6 votes:

sickb0y: You already have to get a whole raft of jabs when you go in.  How is this different?


It's not, really.  But there could be a difference between vaccines with full approval and those with "emergency" authorization (which is the category the Covid shots are in for the moment) as far as requiring anyone to get it.  But the military might have greater leeway in that regard, especially since it's a national security/unit readiness question the same as any other vaccine requirement.

That difference might also play somewhat into whether employers in general can really require their employees to get the shot.
 
2021-07-30 12:27:18 PM  
5 votes:

rosekolodny: Shakin_Haitian: RasIanI: OmnomnomCookies: omg bbq: sickb0y: You already have to get a whole raft of jabs when you go in.  How is this different?

Right? I wondered the same thing when folks would cry about the smallpox and anthrax vaccine.
They walk you in a line, asshole to bellybutton, and shoot you with a battery of them (hell the one above my asscheek felt like a god damn battery) the second or third day in boot camp.

Also you're in the military, fark your feelings.

What if it's against my religious beliefs? Can't I just eat a magic wafer and drink some grape juice and pretend all the bad stuff goes away?

"Can't I just eat a magic wafer and drink some grape juice and pretend all the bad stuff goes away?"

[Fark user image image 425x318]

Yeah it's not magic. It literally turns into human blood and flesh in your mouth.

LOL.  What does human flesh taste like?


Surprisingly stale and dry which is why you need the blood to wash it down.
 
2021-07-30 8:51:02 AM  
5 votes:

cendojr: thealgorerhythm: If delta tears through a half unvaccinated military we are gonna be caught with our pants down and not in a fun way

Welp, it's gonna.  Maybe I'll make O5 out of necessity


Sounds like you have some major promotion issue.
 
2021-07-30 7:51:28 AM  
5 votes:

THX 1138: born_yesterday: Once the Chinese crack Bill Gate's 5G code, they'll be able to track our solders everywhere!!!

I'm still wondering what inane intel they must be getting by tracking all of us.  "He's back home now.  Now he's getting groceries.  Look, now he's at work.  Now he's at the pornography store again.  That's like the ninth time in six days".


by "at the pornography store" i assume you mean "looking at his phone".
 
2021-07-30 6:24:04 AM  
5 votes:

another one of them: Such an abuse of power by this weak, feckless tyrant.  The horror that is being perpetrated on our proud men & women in uniform is unbelievable.  Where is the freedom of choice? Where is the right of self-control over one's body?

That's what the RWNJ propaganda machine will be spewing today.


It's because Democrats hate the military!

A story told on local talk radio which comes from a trusted friend of the host: At the Inauguration there was a flyover of military jets. VP Kommie-la Harris was outraged by the display of aggression by baby-killers, and think of all the carbon emissions! But then Sleepy Joe, awakened by the majestic roar, leaned over and told her, "It's OK. Those are *our* planes now."

I totally would have believed the tale had I not heard Rush Limbaugh say the same about Bill Clinton 30 years ago. Get some fresh derp, fer petes sake
 
2021-07-30 6:10:52 AM  
4 votes:
(and I can't wait to watch).
 
2021-07-30 8:45:09 AM  
3 votes:

Laobaojun: omg bbq: Alphax: That should keep towns near military bases healthier.. if it's not already too late for them.

I'm thinking about some of the towns that have been outside the Marine bases I've been on.

Havelock NC? Lol no.
Whatever the garbage town just outside 29 Stumps? Lol no.

Most military TOWNS (not large cities near military bases) are full of government contractors raking in that sweet sweet government pay, trailer parks, retired Gunnery Sergeants who will still yell at you for putting your hands in your pockets, titty bars, check cashing places, more titty bars, five or eight Walmarts, and a shocking amount of used car dealerships, some titty bars, women who swear they are eighteen working in the titty bars, titty bars, tattoo shops, and titty bars.

I think you missed the "massage spa" that doesn't have any English speaking employees.


I just roped all those places under the umbrella of "titty bar".
I know I could have done better but I was working within a theme.
 
2021-07-30 8:10:41 AM  
3 votes:

rosekolodny: THX 1138: born_yesterday: Once the Chinese crack Bill Gate's 5G code, they'll be able to track our solders everywhere!!!

I'm still wondering what inane intel they must be getting by tracking all of us.  "He's back home now.  Now he's getting groceries.  Look, now he's at work.  Now he's at the pornography store again.  That's like the ninth time in six days".

The porn store? They have this thing called the internet now.


The inter-what?  Never heard of it.
 
2021-07-30 7:12:23 AM  
3 votes:
Most military people are crybaby. Crybaby that can kill you, but crybaby just the same.
 
2021-07-30 6:30:38 AM  
3 votes:

omg bbq: Alphax: That should keep towns near military bases healthier.. if it's not already too late for them.

I'm thinking about some of the towns that have been outside the Marine bases I've been on.

Havelock NC? Lol no.
Whatever the garbage town just outside 29 Stumps? Lol no.

Most military TOWNS (not large cities near military bases) are full of government contractors raking in that sweet sweet government pay, trailer parks, retired Gunnery Sergeants who will still yell at you for putting your hands in your pockets, titty bars, check cashing places, more titty bars, five or eight Walmarts, and a shocking amount of used car dealerships, some titty bars, women who swear they are eighteen working in the titty bars, titty bars, tattoo shops, and titty bars.

Military towns are often not great places.
I was single, as a marine, in a military town, for my entire time in NC because the very last thing I ever wanted to do was even have a chance at knocking someone up and being stuck in that town forever.

NAS Whidbey Island was pretty OK, bought a house there.


I'm from Lawton, Oklahoma, attached to Fort Sill.  You nailed the features of an army town except for soldiers hitting on middle school girls.  And the farking officer wives, sheesh.
 
2021-07-30 12:49:41 PM  
2 votes:

fortheloveof: "Ma'am, biatch whipped is not a rank. You are not in my chain of command nor my rating chain, you have no authority here."


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^ Get her to explain it to the military Karen spouses. With knife hands. :D
 
2021-07-30 12:36:13 PM  
2 votes:

Shakin_Haitian: rosekolodny: Shakin_Haitian: RasIanI: OmnomnomCookies: omg bbq: sickb0y: You already have to get a whole raft of jabs when you go in.  How is this different?

Right? I wondered the same thing when folks would cry about the smallpox and anthrax vaccine.
They walk you in a line, asshole to bellybutton, and shoot you with a battery of them (hell the one above my asscheek felt like a god damn battery) the second or third day in boot camp.

Also you're in the military, fark your feelings.

What if it's against my religious beliefs? Can't I just eat a magic wafer and drink some grape juice and pretend all the bad stuff goes away?

"Can't I just eat a magic wafer and drink some grape juice and pretend all the bad stuff goes away?"

[Fark user image image 425x318]

Yeah it's not magic. It literally turns into human blood and flesh in your mouth.

LOL.  What does human flesh taste like?

Surprisingly stale and dry which is why you need the blood to wash it down.


So if it turns into human flesh in your mouth, and you take it back out of your mouth, is it meat now or would it turn back into a cracker?

Sort of Schrodinger's Eucharist and your mouth is the box.
 
2021-07-30 10:31:56 AM  
2 votes:

dothemath: Pats_Cloth_Coat: you can stop sucking each others dicks, the headline ans tweet  are bullshiat

You can keep sucking your own.


If I could do that you think I'd waste my time here?

user name does not check out
 
2021-07-30 9:12:57 AM  
2 votes:

cendojr: thealgorerhythm: If delta tears through a half unvaccinated military we are gonna be caught with our pants down and not in a fun way

Welp, it's gonna.  Maybe I'll make O5 out of necessity


You sound f...


No wait, sorry, wrong meme.

*ahem*

You sound like an in zone Commander.

...or possibly a very optimistic Ensign.
 
2021-07-30 6:35:51 AM  
2 votes:
Oh good.  Now I get to listen to the non-vaxxed-but-had-COVID dudes in the cube behind me biatch about this ALL. FARKIN. DAY. now....  Just like I had to listen to them biatch about vaccine mandates ALL. FARKIN. DAY yesterday.
 
2021-07-31 2:02:30 AM  
1 vote:

MisterMook: omg bbq: I was single, as a marine, in a military town, for my entire time in NC because the very last thing I ever wanted to do was even have a chance at knocking someone up and being stuck in that town forever.

TBF, as a Marine you pretty much got to suffer the shiattiest bases known to man unless you were lucky enough to get attached to the Navy.


So few people understand this.
 
2021-07-30 11:30:29 PM  
1 vote:

thehobbes: jclaggett: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: THX 1138: born_yesterday: Once the Chinese crack Bill Gate's 5G code, they'll be able to track our solders everywhere!!!

I'm still wondering what inane intel they must be getting by tracking all of us.  "He's back home now.  Now he's getting groceries.  Look, now he's at work.  Now he's at the pornography store again.  That's like the ninth time in six days".

LOL, actually drove past an apparently functioning "adult video" store. On Tuesday.

WTF?

We have this here in Orlando. Admittedly, they are an "Everything Sexy Time" type store. But they also still have a huge DVD rental section. And some great marques.

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[Fark user image image 850x616]You know you're in Texas when the first thing after crossing the Red River is an adult video store.

And the state just gets worse from there


Okay you are right, but in Texas defense, how could it not just get worse from there?
 
2021-07-30 9:44:17 PM  
1 vote:

jclaggett: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: THX 1138: born_yesterday: Once the Chinese crack Bill Gate's 5G code, they'll be able to track our solders everywhere!!!

I'm still wondering what inane intel they must be getting by tracking all of us.  "He's back home now.  Now he's getting groceries.  Look, now he's at work.  Now he's at the pornography store again.  That's like the ninth time in six days".

LOL, actually drove past an apparently functioning "adult video" store. On Tuesday.

WTF?

We have this here in Orlando. Admittedly, they are an "Everything Sexy Time" type store. But they also still have a huge DVD rental section. And some great marques.

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You know you're in Texas when the first thing after crossing the Red River is an adult video store.

And the state just gets worse from there
 
2021-07-30 1:50:11 PM  
1 vote:

omg bbq: Most military TOWNS (not large cities near military bases) are full of government contractors raking in that sweet sweet government pay, trailer parks, retired Gunnery Sergeants who will still yell at you for putting your hands in your pockets, titty bars, check cashing places, more titty bars, five or eight Walmarts, and a shocking amount of used car dealerships, some titty bars, women who swear they are eighteen working in the titty bars, titty bars, tattoo shops, and titty bars.


"Gun store, gun store, liquor store, gun store - where the hell are you taking me?!"
 
2021-07-30 12:46:58 PM  
1 vote:

Shakin_Haitian: rosekolodny: Shakin_Haitian: RasIanI: OmnomnomCookies: omg bbq: sickb0y: You already have to get a whole raft of jabs when you go in.  How is this different?

Right? I wondered the same thing when folks would cry about the smallpox and anthrax vaccine.
They walk you in a line, asshole to bellybutton, and shoot you with a battery of them (hell the one above my asscheek felt like a god damn battery) the second or third day in boot camp.

Also you're in the military, fark your feelings.

What if it's against my religious beliefs? Can't I just eat a magic wafer and drink some grape juice and pretend all the bad stuff goes away?

"Can't I just eat a magic wafer and drink some grape juice and pretend all the bad stuff goes away?"

[Fark user image image 425x318]

Yeah it's not magic. It literally turns into human blood and flesh in your mouth.

LOL.  What does human flesh taste like?

Surprisingly stale and dry which is why you need the blood to wash it down.


To be fair it's been sitting out for some 2000 ish years.
 
2021-07-30 12:46:11 PM  
1 vote:

AgentKGB: omg bbq: True fact: if a Gunny is blowing the occasional load in you that does not make you also a Gunnery Sergeant.

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"Ma'am, biatch whipped is not a rank. You are not in my chain of command nor my rating chain, you have no authority here."
 
2021-07-30 10:37:34 AM  
1 vote:

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Shaggy_C: Just like how FDR made soliders watch nuclear bombs going off to see what radiation would do to them, now Josef "méngüele" Biden is going to force military members to be injected with experimental vaccines that haven't yet been approved by the FDA.

Why do Democrat presidents treat the military like test subjects? Shows how much respect they have for the uniform. We aren't field mice !!

/s

You think this is funny but my dipshiat of a mother in law was OUTRAGED that Biden removed the service flags from the Oval Office.

Biden. A man who's son is buried in Arlington National Cemetery. That guy.

Just...what the fark.


??? Beau is at St. Joseph on the Brandywine, or does he have some love children that the media is suppressing
 
2021-07-30 10:25:37 AM  
1 vote:
So, will it be "Get taken out and shot, or get taken out and shot"?
 
2021-07-30 8:04:50 AM  
1 vote:

eKonk: Skyking Skyking Do Not Answer: omg bbq: Alphax: That should keep towns near military bases healthier.. if it's not already too late for them.

I'm thinking about some of the towns that have been outside the Marine bases I've been on.

Havelock NC? Lol no.
Whatever the garbage town just outside 29 Stumps? Lol no.

Most military TOWNS (not large cities near military bases) are full of government contractors raking in that sweet sweet government pay, trailer parks, retired Gunnery Sergeants who will still yell at you for putting your hands in your pockets, titty bars, check cashing places, more titty bars, five or eight Walmarts, and a shocking amount of used car dealerships, some titty bars, women who swear they are eighteen working in the titty bars, titty bars, tattoo shops, and titty bars.

Military towns are often not great places.
I was single, as a marine, in a military town, for my entire time in NC because the very last thing I ever wanted to do was even have a chance at knocking someone up and being stuck in that town forever.

NAS Whidbey Island was pretty OK, bought a house there.

I'm from Lawton, Oklahoma, attached to Fort Sill.  You nailed the features of an army town except for soldiers hitting on middle school girls.  And the farking officer wives, sheesh.

Officer wives - the Karens to rule all Karens. A more wretched hive of scum and entitlement won't be found except for politicians' wives...

Oh, and there was at least one other thing omb bbq left out: titty bars. There are quite a few of those outside nearly every military base, usually located right near a titty bar.


I played in a horror punk band that played a club next to a tiddie bar.  One of the goth strippers posed in a coffin with us for a photo shoot. Good times.
 
2021-07-30 7:20:24 AM  
1 vote:

THX 1138: born_yesterday: Once the Chinese crack Bill Gate's 5G code, they'll be able to track our solders everywhere!!!

I'm still wondering what inane intel they must be getting by tracking all of us.  "He's back home now.  Now he's getting groceries.  Look, now he's at work.  Now he's at the pornography store again.  That's like the ninth time in six days".


The porn store? They have this thing called the internet now.
 
2021-07-30 6:10:24 AM  
1 vote:
Military-worshipping antivax conservatives are gonna go apeshiat over this.
 
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