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2021-07-30 10:28:41 AM  

dothemath: You know what doesnt cost much but can cause a lot of damage?

Brake fluid.
It melts paint on contact with say a persons car. A person who maybe doesnt wear a mask and says a lot of dumb things and just wont shut up.

https://www.autozone.com/brake-and-pow​er-steering-fluid-additives/brake-flui​d/p/autozone-brake-fluid-12oz/21051_0_​0


And if you use a paint brush, you can paint "COVIDIOT" under a skull and crossbones on the driver's side door.
 
2021-07-30 10:31:56 AM  

dothemath: Pats_Cloth_Coat: you can stop sucking each others dicks, the headline ans tweet  are bullshiat

You can keep sucking your own.


If I could do that you think I'd waste my time here?

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2021-07-30 10:37:34 AM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Shaggy_C: Just like how FDR made soliders watch nuclear bombs going off to see what radiation would do to them, now Josef "méngüele" Biden is going to force military members to be injected with experimental vaccines that haven't yet been approved by the FDA.

Why do Democrat presidents treat the military like test subjects? Shows how much respect they have for the uniform. We aren't field mice !!

/s

You think this is funny but my dipshiat of a mother in law was OUTRAGED that Biden removed the service flags from the Oval Office.

Biden. A man who's son is buried in Arlington National Cemetery. That guy.

Just...what the fark.


??? Beau is at St. Joseph on the Brandywine, or does he have some love children that the media is suppressing
 
2021-07-30 10:42:02 AM  
And they can't complain, cause soldiers aren't citizens, they're GI.  Can't complain about they're rights and freedumbs.
 
2021-07-30 10:42:04 AM  

Alphax: I had some relatives in Waynesville MO, by Ft. Leonard Wood.


we don't speak of that place here.
 
2021-07-30 10:44:29 AM  

another one of them: Such an abuse of power by this weak, feckless tyrant.  The horror that is being perpetrated on our proud men & women in uniform is unbelievable.  Where is the freedom of choice? Where is the right of self-control over one's body?

That's what the RWNJ propaganda machine will be spewing today.


To be fair, but it's not why they are spewing, the military has been used as guinea pigs more than once.
 
2021-07-30 10:57:30 AM  

born_yesterday: Once the Chinese crack Bill Gate's 5G code, they'll be able to track our solders everywhere!!!


Well, with Jared gone, they need to get intel from somewhere.
 
2021-07-30 11:21:24 AM  

flondrix: jiggitysmith: If the military was savvy, they'd also use this as a litmus test for right wing extremism and let anyone who refuses the chance for a clean break without benefits.

I was wondering...they can't force an emergency-authorized vaccine on current service members, but can they make it a condition of enlistment for the new recruits?

"You're not volunteering to receive this vaccine?  Well then, you're not volunteering to join the armed forces."


Yes, they can.
 
2021-07-30 11:23:05 AM  

Skyking Skyking Do Not Answer: omg bbq: Alphax: That should keep towns near military bases healthier.. if it's not already too late for them.

I'm thinking about some of the towns that have been outside the Marine bases I've been on.

Havelock NC? Lol no.
Whatever the garbage town just outside 29 Stumps? Lol no.

Most military TOWNS (not large cities near military bases) are full of government contractors raking in that sweet sweet government pay, trailer parks, retired Gunnery Sergeants who will still yell at you for putting your hands in your pockets, titty bars, check cashing places, more titty bars, five or eight Walmarts, and a shocking amount of used car dealerships, some titty bars, women who swear they are eighteen working in the titty bars, titty bars, tattoo shops, and titty bars.

Military towns are often not great places.
I was single, as a marine, in a military town, for my entire time in NC because the very last thing I ever wanted to do was even have a chance at knocking someone up and being stuck in that town forever.

NAS Whidbey Island was pretty OK, bought a house there.

I'm from Lawton, Oklahoma, attached to Fort Sill.  You nailed the features of an army town except for soldiers hitting on middle school girls.  And the farking officer wives, sheesh.


Oh, Jesus. Jacksonville and Court St. Never will you find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
 
2021-07-30 11:58:08 AM  

sickb0y: You already have to get a whole raft of jabs when you go in.  How is this different?


Legal issues with mandating something released under emergency approval, they've probably had lawyers on this for months. Also, just 2 days ago full masking orders returned because the vaccine rates and mask usage weren't even close to matching.
 
2021-07-30 11:59:55 AM  
I was told just yesterday that mandating the vaccine is impossible in the US.

Looks like we're getting closer every day!
 
2021-07-30 12:09:23 PM  

Shakin_Haitian: RasIanI: OmnomnomCookies: omg bbq: sickb0y: You already have to get a whole raft of jabs when you go in.  How is this different?

Right? I wondered the same thing when folks would cry about the smallpox and anthrax vaccine.
They walk you in a line, asshole to bellybutton, and shoot you with a battery of them (hell the one above my asscheek felt like a god damn battery) the second or third day in boot camp.

Also you're in the military, fark your feelings.

What if it's against my religious beliefs? Can't I just eat a magic wafer and drink some grape juice and pretend all the bad stuff goes away?

"Can't I just eat a magic wafer and drink some grape juice and pretend all the bad stuff goes away?"

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Yeah it's not magic. It literally turns into human blood and flesh in your mouth.


LOL.  What does human flesh taste like?
 
2021-07-30 12:17:27 PM  

lincoln65: I was told just yesterday that mandating the vaccine is impossible in the US.


Making a universal federal mandate currently seems legally impossible without a Constitutional Amendment (which in turn seems politically impossible before 2022).

However, extensive federal mandates and universal mandates by individual states are not the same thing as a (legal) universal federal mandate.
 
2021-07-30 12:27:18 PM  

rosekolodny: Shakin_Haitian: RasIanI: OmnomnomCookies: omg bbq: sickb0y: You already have to get a whole raft of jabs when you go in.  How is this different?

Right? I wondered the same thing when folks would cry about the smallpox and anthrax vaccine.
They walk you in a line, asshole to bellybutton, and shoot you with a battery of them (hell the one above my asscheek felt like a god damn battery) the second or third day in boot camp.

Also you're in the military, fark your feelings.

What if it's against my religious beliefs? Can't I just eat a magic wafer and drink some grape juice and pretend all the bad stuff goes away?

"Can't I just eat a magic wafer and drink some grape juice and pretend all the bad stuff goes away?"

[Fark user image image 425x318]

Yeah it's not magic. It literally turns into human blood and flesh in your mouth.

LOL.  What does human flesh taste like?


Surprisingly stale and dry which is why you need the blood to wash it down.
 
2021-07-30 12:36:13 PM  

Shakin_Haitian: rosekolodny: Shakin_Haitian: RasIanI: OmnomnomCookies: omg bbq: sickb0y: You already have to get a whole raft of jabs when you go in.  How is this different?

Right? I wondered the same thing when folks would cry about the smallpox and anthrax vaccine.
They walk you in a line, asshole to bellybutton, and shoot you with a battery of them (hell the one above my asscheek felt like a god damn battery) the second or third day in boot camp.

Also you're in the military, fark your feelings.

What if it's against my religious beliefs? Can't I just eat a magic wafer and drink some grape juice and pretend all the bad stuff goes away?

"Can't I just eat a magic wafer and drink some grape juice and pretend all the bad stuff goes away?"

[Fark user image image 425x318]

Yeah it's not magic. It literally turns into human blood and flesh in your mouth.

LOL.  What does human flesh taste like?

Surprisingly stale and dry which is why you need the blood to wash it down.


So if it turns into human flesh in your mouth, and you take it back out of your mouth, is it meat now or would it turn back into a cracker?

Sort of Schrodinger's Eucharist and your mouth is the box.
 
2021-07-30 12:41:07 PM  

omg bbq: True fact: if a Gunny is blowing the occasional load in you that does not make you also a Gunnery Sergeant.


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2021-07-30 12:42:52 PM  

Frothy Panties: Oh, Jesus. Jacksonville


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2021-07-30 12:45:10 PM  

Greil: sickb0y: You already have to get a whole raft of jabs when you go in.  How is this different?

Legal issues with mandating something released under emergency approval, they've probably had lawyers on this for months. Also, just 2 days ago full masking orders returned because the vaccine rates and mask usage weren't even close to matching.


Yeah there were a lot of recent articles about GOMORs and article 15s for failure to mask when unvaccinated.

In fact on Tuesday we did a general reminder to the entire formation of "hey if you are not vaccinated you must wear a mask, we know the general rate of vaccination and we see a lack of masks that is not supported by that general rate of vaccination. We will be checking up on this."

Then the new DOD policy went out. Currently we are waiting to see what the post decides but have already order everyone in our unit to comply with the new policy to include during PT.
 
2021-07-30 12:46:11 PM  

AgentKGB: omg bbq: True fact: if a Gunny is blowing the occasional load in you that does not make you also a Gunnery Sergeant.

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"Ma'am, biatch whipped is not a rank. You are not in my chain of command nor my rating chain, you have no authority here."
 
2021-07-30 12:46:58 PM  

Shakin_Haitian: rosekolodny: Shakin_Haitian: RasIanI: OmnomnomCookies: omg bbq: sickb0y: You already have to get a whole raft of jabs when you go in.  How is this different?

Right? I wondered the same thing when folks would cry about the smallpox and anthrax vaccine.
They walk you in a line, asshole to bellybutton, and shoot you with a battery of them (hell the one above my asscheek felt like a god damn battery) the second or third day in boot camp.

Also you're in the military, fark your feelings.

What if it's against my religious beliefs? Can't I just eat a magic wafer and drink some grape juice and pretend all the bad stuff goes away?

"Can't I just eat a magic wafer and drink some grape juice and pretend all the bad stuff goes away?"

[Fark user image image 425x318]

Yeah it's not magic. It literally turns into human blood and flesh in your mouth.

LOL.  What does human flesh taste like?

Surprisingly stale and dry which is why you need the blood to wash it down.


To be fair it's been sitting out for some 2000 ish years.
 
2021-07-30 12:49:41 PM  

fortheloveof: "Ma'am, biatch whipped is not a rank. You are not in my chain of command nor my rating chain, you have no authority here."


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^ Get her to explain it to the military Karen spouses. With knife hands. :D
 
2021-07-30 12:58:31 PM  
I remember watching a Sailor who was in line & obviously didn't want an injection from the electronic needle gun injection device.

Corpsman: "Next!"
Sailor: "I was told I could have this done with a needle & I want you to make an appointment for me at Sick Bay. The soonest I can do this is ..."
Needle Gun: "Braap-click."
Sailor: "Ow! What the f...?"
Corpsman: "Next!"

Word to the wise: always thank Corpsmen no matter what they do to you. They really are trying to care for you to the best of their ability. Say thank you to the men & women who see you at your worst & most embarrassing & painful times. (I'm not a corpsman.)
 
2021-07-30 12:58:51 PM  

sickb0y: You already have to get a whole raft of jabs when you go in.  How is this different?


Because the unproven, untested "vaccine" has been engineered to mentally control Our Troops using the most sophisticated technology in history and out the under Biden's control
 
2021-07-30 1:06:43 PM  

IwasKloot: omg bbq: sickb0y: You already have to get a whole raft of jabs when you go in.  How is this different?

Right? I wondered the same thing when folks would cry about the smallpox and anthrax vaccine.
They walk you in a line, asshole to bellybutton, and shoot you with a battery of them (hell the one above my asscheek felt like a god damn battery) the second or third day in boot camp.

Also you're in the military, fark your feelings.

The last person in line must be very short.


Obviously they're on a very steep ramp up to the Vaccination Tower.

A pleasant side effect of the ramp is that it keeps Trump from showing up and giving the medics insane orders about internal use of bleach and UV light, but that was just a lucky coincidence.
 
2021-07-30 1:07:42 PM  

anuran: sickb0y: You already have to get a whole raft of jabs when you go in.  How is this different?

Because the unproven, untested "vaccine" has been engineered to mentally control Our Troops using the most sophisticated technology in history and out the under Biden's control


And then Biden will order those mentally controlled troops to destroy all bibles and take all the guns!
 
2021-07-30 1:40:21 PM  

cendojr: Officers' wives are the Karens to rule all Karens
I mean, there's exceptions, but yeah, the CO's spouses in my units have either been KarenPrime or the other extreme where they will contradict the CO in public to help another spouse.  The latter are awesome, but not common enough.  It's a Batman and Joker dynamic.


Officer kids can be just as bad, if not worse than their Karen mothers.

My dad was a USAF Chief, and I had a Major's kid consistently think he was better than me because his dad outranked mine.

And some of the kids were just as bad if not worse when dad went back to work for the USAF as a GS.
 
2021-07-30 1:45:16 PM  
I expect the next step after this is requiring vaccination before being allowed on site in any capacity. If someone bringing a plague on site will lower military readiness, you can be sure it will eventually get there.  From there the military contractors that want to continue to work with the military will get everyone vaccinated.

Hospitals have started the push down: senior management was required to get vaccinated or get canned (and there were senior executives that were fired as a result).  And then this was pushed down and many non complaint doctors and nurses have been fired. I expect that any of the fired people will have a hard time getting hired until their vaccinations are all up to date.

Colleges are all going that way: students, instructors and staff will all have to be vaccinated before September and show proof of vaccination before being allowed back on campus.

Larger commercial companies are going that way: google has announced that they will require everyone to get vaccinated before being allowed back in the building. Amazon is requiring you either get vaccinated or wear a mask (and not wearing a mask will get you fired if you are not vaccinated).

Next up will be:  no proof of vaccination, you get turned back by INS, OR you pull over to the vaccination center at border patrol and they vaccinate you right there.

I expect the second step for any of these places will be: visitors will be required to show proof of vaccination before being allowed to enter the building.
 
2021-07-30 1:46:33 PM  

jclaggett: cendojr: Officers' wives are the Karens to rule all Karens
I mean, there's exceptions, but yeah, the CO's spouses in my units have either been KarenPrime or the other extreme where they will contradict the CO in public to help another spouse.  The latter are awesome, but not common enough.  It's a Batman and Joker dynamic.

Officer kids can be just as bad, if not worse than their Karen mothers.

My dad was a USAF Chief, and I had a Major's kid consistently think he was better than me because his dad outranked mine.

And some of the kids were just as bad if not worse when dad went back to work for the USAF as a GS.


A fire marshal I used to work with went to dinner with his family in a local restaurant that he is required to inspect (one of the hazards of working in the town you live in for some of us).  The hostess told them that the wait was about 20 minutes and his daughter blurted out, "DO YOU KNOW WHO..." before he could clap his hand over her mouth, say "Sorry, we'll be going now.", and drag her out the door.
 
2021-07-30 1:48:55 PM  

THX 1138: rosekolodny: THX 1138: born_yesterday: Once the Chinese crack Bill Gate's 5G code, they'll be able to track our solders everywhere!!!

I'm still wondering what inane intel they must be getting by tracking all of us.  "He's back home now.  Now he's getting groceries.  Look, now he's at work.  Now he's at the pornography store again.  That's like the ninth time in six days".

The porn store? They have this thing called the internet now.

The inter-what?  Never heard of it.


Look for a bunch of tubes headed in and out of your house.
 
2021-07-30 1:50:11 PM  

omg bbq: Most military TOWNS (not large cities near military bases) are full of government contractors raking in that sweet sweet government pay, trailer parks, retired Gunnery Sergeants who will still yell at you for putting your hands in your pockets, titty bars, check cashing places, more titty bars, five or eight Walmarts, and a shocking amount of used car dealerships, some titty bars, women who swear they are eighteen working in the titty bars, titty bars, tattoo shops, and titty bars.


"Gun store, gun store, liquor store, gun store - where the hell are you taking me?!"
 
2021-07-30 1:56:05 PM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: THX 1138: born_yesterday: Once the Chinese crack Bill Gate's 5G code, they'll be able to track our solders everywhere!!!

I'm still wondering what inane intel they must be getting by tracking all of us.  "He's back home now.  Now he's getting groceries.  Look, now he's at work.  Now he's at the pornography store again.  That's like the ninth time in six days".

LOL, actually drove past an apparently functioning "adult video" store. On Tuesday.

WTF?


We have this here in Orlando. Admittedly, they are an "Everything Sexy Time" type store. But they also still have a huge DVD rental section. And some great marques.

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2021-07-30 1:59:43 PM  

Green_Knight: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Shaggy_C: Just like how FDR made soliders watch nuclear bombs going off to see what radiation would do to them, now Josef "méngüele" Biden is going to force military members to be injected with experimental vaccines that haven't yet been approved by the FDA.

Why do Democrat presidents treat the military like test subjects? Shows how much respect they have for the uniform. We aren't field mice !!

/s

You think this is funny but my dipshiat of a mother in law was OUTRAGED that Biden removed the service flags from the Oval Office.

Biden. A man who's son is buried in Arlington National Cemetery. That guy.

Just...what the fark.

??? Beau is at St. Joseph on the Brandywine, or does he have some love children that the media is suppressing


And he was not alone on January 20th either.

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2021-07-30 2:01:31 PM  

rosekolodny: Shakin_Haitian: RasIanI: OmnomnomCookies: omg bbq: sickb0y: You already have to get a whole raft of jabs when you go in.  How is this different?

Right? I wondered the same thing when folks would cry about the smallpox and anthrax vaccine.
They walk you in a line, asshole to bellybutton, and shoot you with a battery of them (hell the one above my asscheek felt like a god damn battery) the second or third day in boot camp.

Also you're in the military, fark your feelings.

What if it's against my religious beliefs? Can't I just eat a magic wafer and drink some grape juice and pretend all the bad stuff goes away?

"Can't I just eat a magic wafer and drink some grape juice and pretend all the bad stuff goes away?"

[Fark user image image 425x318]

Yeah it's not magic. It literally turns into human blood and flesh in your mouth.

LOL.  What does human flesh taste like?


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-07-30 2:02:35 PM  
precious bodily fluids
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2021-07-30 2:21:01 PM  

Green_Knight: ??? Beau is at St. Joseph on the Brandywine, or does he have some love children that the media is suppressing


Beau is buried in The Shire?
 
2021-07-30 2:37:00 PM  

GnomePaladin: omg bbq: Most military TOWNS (not large cities near military bases) are full of government contractors raking in that sweet sweet government pay, trailer parks, retired Gunnery Sergeants who will still yell at you for putting your hands in your pockets, titty bars, check cashing places, more titty bars, five or eight Walmarts, and a shocking amount of used car dealerships, some titty bars, women who swear they are eighteen working in the titty bars, titty bars, tattoo shops, and titty bars.

"Gun store, gun store, liquor store, gun store - where the hell are you taking me?!"


I understood that reference . jpg
 
2021-07-30 2:58:16 PM  

THX 1138: I'm still wondering what inane intel they must be getting by tracking all of us.  "He's back home now.  Now he's getting groceries.  Look, now he's at work.  Now he's at the pornography store again.  That's like the ninth time in six days".


"He's beating off again?! What the..."
 
2021-07-30 3:07:42 PM  

eKonk: Oh, and there was at least one other thing omb bbq left out: titty bars. There are quite a few of those outside nearly every military base, usually located right near a titty bar.


(Lewis Black Starbucks Joke)

"Gentlemen, do my eyes deceive me or that a titty bar? I think it's time for judging a wet T-shirt contest and a brewski"
 
2021-07-30 4:08:09 PM  

omg bbq: I was single, as a marine, in a military town, for my entire time in NC because the very last thing I ever wanted to do was even have a chance at knocking someone up and being stuck in that town forever.


TBF, as a Marine you pretty much got to suffer the shiattiest bases known to man unless you were lucky enough to get attached to the Navy.
 
2021-07-30 4:25:37 PM  

flondrix: Green_Knight: ??? Beau is at St. Joseph on the Brandywine, or does he have some love children that the media is suppressing

Beau is buried in The Shire?


With the hobbits? Sure why not were all in clown world.

I'm just saying he wasn't are Arlington. That place is not for everyone, Senator's son or not.
 
2021-07-30 5:43:45 PM  
George Washington forced vaccines on his troops too.

Our troops having them was one of the reasons our country exists today.

Shut up and get the shot.
 
2021-07-30 7:38:04 PM  

thiefofdreams: George Washington forced vaccines on his troops too.

Our troops having them was one of the reasons our country exists today.

Shut up and get the shot.


I had no idea that was true...

https://www.loc.gov/rr/scitech/GW&sma​l​lpoxinoculation.html

but it is.
 
2021-07-30 9:05:13 PM  

AgentKGB: fortheloveof: "Ma'am, biatch whipped is not a rank. You are not in my chain of command nor my rating chain, you have no authority here."

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^ Get her to explain it to the military Karen spouses. With knife hands. :D


Well, helllooo Senior Drill Instructor Sargeant I'll Drop and Give You Twenty...
 
2021-07-30 9:44:17 PM  

jclaggett: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: THX 1138: born_yesterday: Once the Chinese crack Bill Gate's 5G code, they'll be able to track our solders everywhere!!!

I'm still wondering what inane intel they must be getting by tracking all of us.  "He's back home now.  Now he's getting groceries.  Look, now he's at work.  Now he's at the pornography store again.  That's like the ninth time in six days".

LOL, actually drove past an apparently functioning "adult video" store. On Tuesday.

WTF?

We have this here in Orlando. Admittedly, they are an "Everything Sexy Time" type store. But they also still have a huge DVD rental section. And some great marques.

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You know you're in Texas when the first thing after crossing the Red River is an adult video store.

And the state just gets worse from there
 
2021-07-30 11:12:08 PM  

Green_Knight: thiefofdreams: George Washington forced vaccines on his troops too.

Our troops having them was one of the reasons our country exists today.

Shut up and get the shot.

I had no idea that was true...

https://www.loc.gov/rr/scitech/GW&smal​lpoxinoculation.html

but it is.


Just passing along knowledge I picked up from here.

Amazing and easily throwable back in the face of those dipsticks.
 
2021-07-30 11:30:29 PM  

thehobbes: jclaggett: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: THX 1138: born_yesterday: Once the Chinese crack Bill Gate's 5G code, they'll be able to track our solders everywhere!!!

I'm still wondering what inane intel they must be getting by tracking all of us.  "He's back home now.  Now he's getting groceries.  Look, now he's at work.  Now he's at the pornography store again.  That's like the ninth time in six days".

LOL, actually drove past an apparently functioning "adult video" store. On Tuesday.

WTF?

We have this here in Orlando. Admittedly, they are an "Everything Sexy Time" type store. But they also still have a huge DVD rental section. And some great marques.

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[Fark user image image 850x616]You know you're in Texas when the first thing after crossing the Red River is an adult video store.

And the state just gets worse from there


Okay you are right, but in Texas defense, how could it not just get worse from there?
 
2021-07-31 2:02:30 AM  

MisterMook: omg bbq: I was single, as a marine, in a military town, for my entire time in NC because the very last thing I ever wanted to do was even have a chance at knocking someone up and being stuck in that town forever.

TBF, as a Marine you pretty much got to suffer the shiattiest bases known to man unless you were lucky enough to get attached to the Navy.


So few people understand this.
 
2021-07-31 2:18:24 AM  

AgentKGB: omg bbq: True fact: if a Gunny is blowing the occasional load in you that does not make you also a Gunnery Sergeant.

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I know that Karen labeling is all the rage and it often is highly applicable. I also know that we value our own experiences over those from others.  Having said that, the brazenly entitled shiat I've seen Navy/Marine wives pull is mind bottling.
I feel like even though we are all human where we live and the societal norms we live under have a huge hand in forming who we are.

Military dependent Karens, the terrifying  dependapotamus as she's often known as is like the 13th century Mongolian horse archer of Karens. Raised and nurtured in an unforgiving and highly competitive environment with scant resources and outlet store Coach bags they learn to ask "what's your husband's rank?" at an early age and become so good at it that they can sometimes even overpower and wear down actually military service members who hold actual rank within the military by the sheer force of their entitled biatchery alone.
Some ways to spot them:
-they drive a minivan with stickers all over the god damn windows
-the van WILL have "NAVY(or Marine) WIFE! THE HARDEST JOB IN THE NAVY(or Marines)". Which always insulted me a bit because where is their PTSD where they are always smelling burning bodies or the loops of adult men screaming in their dreams?
-the cheapest, biggest, and most logo inflamed coach bag they can find.
-(when I was in) the zebra dyed hair "style"
-crippling credit card debt
-devastatingly fast in short bursts and in straight lines.
-will relent if you agree to come to their candle/Tupperware/dildo/leggings party
-almost always live in base housing because base housing is "best" for reasons they can't explain.

Officer Karens are even worse due to them (often) being college educated as well and their debatably higher intelligence.  Finding them is simple however.  If you ever want to find an officer wife, just look on the end of a Sergeant's cock. I promise you Major, half those kids are not yours but here is a salute for you anyway, Semper Fi delta delta.
 
2021-07-31 5:36:45 PM  

The Duck of Death: Well, helllooo Senior Drill Instructor Sargeant I'll Drop and Give You Twenty...


Hehe.

omg bbq: I know that Karen labeling is all the rage and it often is highly applicable. I also know that we value our own experiences over those from others.  Having said that, the brazenly entitled shiat I've seen Navy/Marine wives pull is mind bottling.
I feel like even though we are all human where we live and the societal norms we live under have a huge hand in forming who we are.

Military dependent Karens, the terrifying  dependapotamus as she's often known as is like the 13th century Mongolian horse archer of Karens. Raised and nurtured in an unforgiving and highly competitive environment with scant resources and outlet store Coach bags they learn to ask "what's your husband's rank?" at an early age and become so good at it that they can sometimes even overpower and wear down actually military service members who hold actual rank within the military by the sheer force of their entitled biatchery alone.
Some ways to spot them:
-they drive a minivan with stickers all over the god damn windows
-the van WILL have "NAVY(or Marine) WIFE! THE HARDEST JOB IN THE NAVY(or Marines)". Which always insulted me a bit because where is their PTSD where they are always smelling burning bodies or the loops of adult men screaming in their dreams?
-the cheapest, biggest, and most logo inflamed coach bag they can find.
-(when I was in) the zebra dyed hair "style"
-crippling credit card debt
-devastatingly fast in short bursts and in straight lines.
-will relent if you agree to come to their candle/Tupperware/dildo/leggings party
-almost always live in base housing because base housing is "best" for reasons they can't explain.

Officer Karens are even worse due to them (often) being college educated as well and their debatably higher intelligence.  Finding them is simple however.  If you ever want to find an officer wife, just look on the end of a Sergeant's cock. I promise you Major, half those kids are not yours but here is a salute for you anyway, Semper Fi delta delta.


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I just.... O_o

I got it from

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2021-07-31 5:44:05 PM  

omg bbq: Semper Fi delta delta.


I'm sorry to do this to you but I have to link this.

https://www.reddit.com/r/notliketheot​h​ergirls/comments/oobh1z/found_this_bea​uty/

Jeeeeebus.
 
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