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2021-07-30 7:51:28 AM  

THX 1138: born_yesterday: Once the Chinese crack Bill Gate's 5G code, they'll be able to track our solders everywhere!!!

I'm still wondering what inane intel they must be getting by tracking all of us.  "He's back home now.  Now he's getting groceries.  Look, now he's at work.  Now he's at the pornography store again.  That's like the ninth time in six days".


by "at the pornography store" i assume you mean "looking at his phone".
 
2021-07-30 7:52:50 AM  

sickb0y: You already have to get a whole raft of jabs when you go in.  How is this different?


Not to mention a once a year flu shot, which is also mandatory.
 
2021-07-30 7:55:05 AM  
That's an order
 
2021-07-30 7:55:11 AM  

omg bbq: Alphax: That should keep towns near military bases healthier.. if it's not already too late for them.

I'm thinking about some of the towns that have been outside the Marine bases I've been on.

Havelock NC? Lol no.
Whatever the garbage town just outside 29 Stumps? Lol no.

Most military TOWNS (not large cities near military bases) are full of government contractors raking in that sweet sweet government pay, trailer parks, retired Gunnery Sergeants who will still yell at you for putting your hands in your pockets, titty bars, check cashing places, more titty bars, five or eight Walmarts, and a shocking amount of used car dealerships, some titty bars, women who swear they are eighteen working in the titty bars, titty bars, tattoo shops, and titty bars.


I think you missed the "massage spa" that doesn't have any English speaking employees.
 
2021-07-30 7:55:13 AM  

wxboy: sickb0y: You already have to get a whole raft of jabs when you go in.  How is this different?

It's not, really.  But there could be a difference between vaccines with full approval and those with "emergency" authorization (which is the category the Covid shots are in for the moment) as far as requiring anyone to get it.  But the military might have greater leeway in that regard, especially since it's a national security/unit readiness question the same as any other vaccine requirement.

That difference might also play somewhat into whether employers in general can really require their employees to get the shot.


Yes, corporate employers in general are waiting for the CDC to give its stamp of full approval, which will provide legal authorization for them to require vaccination as a condition of employment. And there's a bunch of them waiting, believe me. (Several corporate higher-ups in my extended family.) But the military aren't just employees of the federal government. They're explicitly under the orders of the Commander-in-Chief. If Biden ordered all troops to dye their hair pink, that's what they would have to do. And disobeying orders gets you court-martialed -- and that's under the UCMJ, which is much tighter than civil law.
 
2021-07-30 7:57:17 AM  

ChubbyTiger: alitaki: wxboy: sickb0y: You already have to get a whole raft of jabs when you go in.  How is this different?

It's not, really.  But there could be a difference between vaccines with full approval and those with "emergency" authorization (which is the category the Covid shots are in for the moment) as far as requiring anyone to get it.  But the military might have greater leeway in that regard, especially since it's a national security/unit readiness question the same as any other vaccine requirement.

That difference might also play somewhat into whether employers in general can really require their employees to get the shot.

That difference is exactly why municipalities and companies aren't mandating the vaccine. Once it gets full approval that will change too.

You mean like New York City?


Exactly. The "mandate" in NYC is that all city employees must either be vaxxed or have weekly negative covid tests. Giving people an out from getting vaccinated is not a vaccine mandate. Once the FDA approval changes from emergency to full use, that option will go away.
 
2021-07-30 7:57:42 AM  

OmnomnomCookies: omg bbq: sickb0y: You already have to get a whole raft of jabs when you go in.  How is this different?

Right? I wondered the same thing when folks would cry about the smallpox and anthrax vaccine.
They walk you in a line, asshole to bellybutton, and shoot you with a battery of them (hell the one above my asscheek felt like a god damn battery) the second or third day in boot camp.

Also you're in the military, fark your feelings.

What if it's against my religious beliefs? Can't I just eat a magic wafer and drink some grape juice and pretend all the bad stuff goes away?


"Can't I just eat a magic wafer and drink some grape juice and pretend all the bad stuff goes away?"

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2021-07-30 8:03:05 AM  

RasIanI: OmnomnomCookies: omg bbq: sickb0y: You already have to get a whole raft of jabs when you go in.  How is this different?

Right? I wondered the same thing when folks would cry about the smallpox and anthrax vaccine.
They walk you in a line, asshole to bellybutton, and shoot you with a battery of them (hell the one above my asscheek felt like a god damn battery) the second or third day in boot camp.

Also you're in the military, fark your feelings.

What if it's against my religious beliefs? Can't I just eat a magic wafer and drink some grape juice and pretend all the bad stuff goes away?

"Can't I just eat a magic wafer and drink some grape juice and pretend all the bad stuff goes away?"

[Fark user image image 425x318]


Yeah it's not magic. It literally turns into human blood and flesh in your mouth.
 
2021-07-30 8:04:50 AM  

eKonk: Skyking Skyking Do Not Answer: omg bbq: Alphax: That should keep towns near military bases healthier.. if it's not already too late for them.

I'm thinking about some of the towns that have been outside the Marine bases I've been on.

Havelock NC? Lol no.
Whatever the garbage town just outside 29 Stumps? Lol no.

Most military TOWNS (not large cities near military bases) are full of government contractors raking in that sweet sweet government pay, trailer parks, retired Gunnery Sergeants who will still yell at you for putting your hands in your pockets, titty bars, check cashing places, more titty bars, five or eight Walmarts, and a shocking amount of used car dealerships, some titty bars, women who swear they are eighteen working in the titty bars, titty bars, tattoo shops, and titty bars.

Military towns are often not great places.
I was single, as a marine, in a military town, for my entire time in NC because the very last thing I ever wanted to do was even have a chance at knocking someone up and being stuck in that town forever.

NAS Whidbey Island was pretty OK, bought a house there.

I'm from Lawton, Oklahoma, attached to Fort Sill.  You nailed the features of an army town except for soldiers hitting on middle school girls.  And the farking officer wives, sheesh.

Officer wives - the Karens to rule all Karens. A more wretched hive of scum and entitlement won't be found except for politicians' wives...

Oh, and there was at least one other thing omb bbq left out: titty bars. There are quite a few of those outside nearly every military base, usually located right near a titty bar.


I played in a horror punk band that played a club next to a tiddie bar.  One of the goth strippers posed in a coffin with us for a photo shoot. Good times.
 
2021-07-30 8:06:09 AM  

eKonk: Skyking Skyking Do Not Answer: omg bbq: Alphax: That should keep towns near military bases healthier.. if it's not already too late for them.

I'm thinking about some of the towns that have been outside the Marine bases I've been on.

Havelock NC? Lol no.
Whatever the garbage town just outside 29 Stumps? Lol no.

Most military TOWNS (not large cities near military bases) are full of government contractors raking in that sweet sweet government pay, trailer parks, retired Gunnery Sergeants who will still yell at you for putting your hands in your pockets, titty bars, check cashing places, more titty bars, five or eight Walmarts, and a shocking amount of used car dealerships, some titty bars, women who swear they are eighteen working in the titty bars, titty bars, tattoo shops, and titty bars.

Military towns are often not great places.
I was single, as a marine, in a military town, for my entire time in NC because the very last thing I ever wanted to do was even have a chance at knocking someone up and being stuck in that town forever.

NAS Whidbey Island was pretty OK, bought a house there.

I'm from Lawton, Oklahoma, attached to Fort Sill.  You nailed the features of an army town except for soldiers hitting on middle school girls.  And the farking officer wives, sheesh.

Officer wives - the Karens to rule all Karens. A more wretched hive of scum and entitlement won't be found except for politicians' wives...

Oh, and there was at least one other thing omb bbq left out: titty bars. There are quite a few of those outside nearly every military base, usually located right near a titty bar.


They left out the barber shops and Waffle Houses
 
2021-07-30 8:08:02 AM  

sickb0y: You already have to get a whole raft of jabs when you go in.  How is this different?


THE VACCINE IS NOT APPROVED!
NOBODY TOLD ME BEING THE MILITARY WOULD CARRY SOME RISKS!

/derp
 
2021-07-30 8:10:41 AM  

rosekolodny: THX 1138: born_yesterday: Once the Chinese crack Bill Gate's 5G code, they'll be able to track our solders everywhere!!!

I'm still wondering what inane intel they must be getting by tracking all of us.  "He's back home now.  Now he's getting groceries.  Look, now he's at work.  Now he's at the pornography store again.  That's like the ninth time in six days".

The porn store? They have this thing called the internet now.


The inter-what?  Never heard of it.
 
2021-07-30 8:21:17 AM  

LeoffDaGrate: When I entered the Army way back in '86, one of the first things they did was jab me with their pressure-shot injections of god only knows what.  "Have you had Measles?"  SHOT.  "Have you had Polio?"  SHOT.  "Are you going overseas?"  SHOT.  "Is there the slightest chance that you have Rabies right now?" SHOT.  Wasn't even questioned, you did it or you didn't get in.

Now, mind you this was 35 years ago, and advanced tracker technology has become miniaturized.  No longer do they have to inject the horse-pill-sized antiquated Lojak chip in our necks.  It's nanite-sized, so it won't be as painful.  If anything, I'd call today's soldiers lucky, because my chip itches to this day.  It may be faulty, too.  I think it occasionally beeps at the end of the month.


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2021-07-30 8:21:42 AM  

omg bbq: I can't wait to hear how he's too sleepy to do anything but also too much of a radical leftist to be trusted.


He's sleepwalking and makin' orders.
 
2021-07-30 8:22:06 AM  

sickb0y: You already have to get a whole raft of jabs when you go in.  How is this different?


It isn't.  When I got complaints from soldiers about vaccinations, I told them, "I don't care, roll up your sleeve."  The best was the guys who were covered with tattoos who said, "Doc, I don't like needles."  Weeeell, this needle likes you, buddy.
 
2021-07-30 8:33:23 AM  

IwasKloot: omg bbq: sickb0y: You already have to get a whole raft of jabs when you go in.  How is this different?

Right? I wondered the same thing when folks would cry about the smallpox and anthrax vaccine.
They walk you in a line, asshole to bellybutton, and shoot you with a battery of them (hell the one above my asscheek felt like a god damn battery) the second or third day in boot camp.

Also you're in the military, fark your feelings.

The last person in line must be very short.


We are arranged by height.
 
2021-07-30 8:38:48 AM  

eKonk: Skyking Skyking Do Not Answer: omg bbq: Alphax: That should keep towns near military bases healthier.. if it's not already too late for them.

I'm thinking about some of the towns that have been outside the Marine bases I've been on.

Havelock NC? Lol no.
Whatever the garbage town just outside 29 Stumps? Lol no.

Most military TOWNS (not large cities near military bases) are full of government contractors raking in that sweet sweet government pay, trailer parks, retired Gunnery Sergeants who will still yell at you for putting your hands in your pockets, titty bars, check cashing places, more titty bars, five or eight Walmarts, and a shocking amount of used car dealerships, some titty bars, women who swear they are eighteen working in the titty bars, titty bars, tattoo shops, and titty bars.

Military towns are often not great places.
I was single, as a marine, in a military town, for my entire time in NC because the very last thing I ever wanted to do was even have a chance at knocking someone up and being stuck in that town forever.

NAS Whidbey Island was pretty OK, bought a house there.

I'm from Lawton, Oklahoma, attached to Fort Sill.  You nailed the features of an army town except for soldiers hitting on middle school girls.  And the farking officer wives, sheesh.

Officer wives - the Karens to rule all Karens. A more wretched hive of scum and entitlement won't be found except for politicians' wives...

Oh, and there was at least one other thing omb bbq left out: titty bars. There are quite a few of those outside nearly every military base, usually located right near a titty bar.


Actually, I had more issues with higher up NCO wives than officers.

E6+ wives were the worst.  Officer wives were actually pretty chill where I was stationed.
 
2021-07-30 8:40:00 AM  
If delta tears through a half unvaccinated military we are gonna be caught with our pants down and not in a fun way
 
2021-07-30 8:40:54 AM  

thealgorerhythm: If delta tears through a half unvaccinated military we are gonna be caught with our pants down and not in a fun way


Welp, it's gonna.  Maybe I'll make O5 out of necessity
 
2021-07-30 8:43:41 AM  

dkulprit: eKonk: Skyking Skyking Do Not Answer: omg bbq: Alphax: That should keep towns near military bases healthier.. if it's not already too late for them.

I'm thinking about some of the towns that have been outside the Marine bases I've been on.

Havelock NC? Lol no.
Whatever the garbage town just outside 29 Stumps? Lol no.

Most military TOWNS (not large cities near military bases) are full of government contractors raking in that sweet sweet government pay, trailer parks, retired Gunnery Sergeants who will still yell at you for putting your hands in your pockets, titty bars, check cashing places, more titty bars, five or eight Walmarts, and a shocking amount of used car dealerships, some titty bars, women who swear they are eighteen working in the titty bars, titty bars, tattoo shops, and titty bars.

Military towns are often not great places.
I was single, as a marine, in a military town, for my entire time in NC because the very last thing I ever wanted to do was even have a chance at knocking someone up and being stuck in that town forever.

NAS Whidbey Island was pretty OK, bought a house there.

I'm from Lawton, Oklahoma, attached to Fort Sill.  You nailed the features of an army town except for soldiers hitting on middle school girls.  And the farking officer wives, sheesh.

Officer wives - the Karens to rule all Karens. A more wretched hive of scum and entitlement won't be found except for politicians' wives...

Oh, and there was at least one other thing omb bbq left out: titty bars. There are quite a few of those outside nearly every military base, usually located right near a titty bar.

Actually, I had more issues with higher up NCO wives than officers.

E6+ wives were the worst.  Officer wives were actually pretty chill where I was stationed.


This was a crazy thing for my ex wife to comprehend. Here she is going to school, getting an education and learning a profession while the military wives around here are trying to see who can own the ugliest coach bag and the first question is always "what rank is your husband". I was an E6 but she always pretended she had no idea what my rank was.  Loved her for that.

True fact: if a Gunny is blowing the occasional load in you that does not make you also a Gunnery Sergeant.
 
2021-07-30 8:45:09 AM  

Laobaojun: omg bbq: Alphax: That should keep towns near military bases healthier.. if it's not already too late for them.

I'm thinking about some of the towns that have been outside the Marine bases I've been on.

Havelock NC? Lol no.
Whatever the garbage town just outside 29 Stumps? Lol no.

Most military TOWNS (not large cities near military bases) are full of government contractors raking in that sweet sweet government pay, trailer parks, retired Gunnery Sergeants who will still yell at you for putting your hands in your pockets, titty bars, check cashing places, more titty bars, five or eight Walmarts, and a shocking amount of used car dealerships, some titty bars, women who swear they are eighteen working in the titty bars, titty bars, tattoo shops, and titty bars.

I think you missed the "massage spa" that doesn't have any English speaking employees.


I just roped all those places under the umbrella of "titty bar".
I know I could have done better but I was working within a theme.
 
2021-07-30 8:46:22 AM  

wxboy: sickb0y: You already have to get a whole raft of jabs when you go in.  How is this different?

It's not, really.  But there could be a difference between vaccines with full approval and those with "emergency" authorization (which is the category the Covid shots are in for the moment) as far as requiring anyone to get it.  But the military might have greater leeway in that regard, especially since it's a national security/unit readiness question the same as any other vaccine requirement.

That difference might also play somewhat into whether employers in general can really require their employees to get the shot.


Considering how millions have had the vaccine, and we have seen what the end results are, I don't give a shiat about that distinction any more.  It is safe, it works, and people who use that argument for antivax reasons are scum.
 
2021-07-30 8:51:02 AM  

cendojr: thealgorerhythm: If delta tears through a half unvaccinated military we are gonna be caught with our pants down and not in a fun way

Welp, it's gonna.  Maybe I'll make O5 out of necessity


Sounds like you have some major promotion issue.
 
2021-07-30 8:53:57 AM  

THX 1138: born_yesterday: Once the Chinese crack Bill Gate's 5G code, they'll be able to track our solders everywhere!!!

I'm still wondering what inane intel they must be getting by tracking all of us.  "He's back home now.  Now he's getting groceries.  Look, now he's at work.  Now he's at the pornography store again.  That's like the ninth time in six days".


The idiots who believe in the microchip theory think that the control of people is the whole point. They completely don't understand how Facebook and Google make money off of them. They think the whole thing is a plot by "evil forces" because that is what they would do if they had control.
 
2021-07-30 8:56:29 AM  

LeoffDaGrate: When I entered the Army way back in '86, one of the first things they did was jab me with their pressure-shot injections of god only knows what.  "Have you had Measles?"  SHOT.  "Have you had Polio?"  SHOT.  "Are you going overseas?"  SHOT.  "Is there the slightest chance that you have Rabies right now?" SHOT.  Wasn't even questioned, you did it or you didn't get in.


If you haven't been already, you might want to get screened for Hepatitis.
 
2021-07-30 9:00:40 AM  

Shakin_Haitian: RasIanI: OmnomnomCookies: omg bbq: sickb0y: You already have to get a whole raft of jabs when you go in.  How is this different?

Right? I wondered the same thing when folks would cry about the smallpox and anthrax vaccine.
They walk you in a line, asshole to bellybutton, and shoot you with a battery of them (hell the one above my asscheek felt like a god damn battery) the second or third day in boot camp.

Also you're in the military, fark your feelings.

What if it's against my religious beliefs? Can't I just eat a magic wafer and drink some grape juice and pretend all the bad stuff goes away?

"Can't I just eat a magic wafer and drink some grape juice and pretend all the bad stuff goes away?"

[Fark user image image 425x318]

Yeah it's not magic. It literally turns into human blood and flesh in your mouth.


Depends on which version you believe. For some, yes it is ritual cannibalism due to transubstantiation (Catholics off the top of my head). But for some it doesn't literally change (Lutheranism).
 
2021-07-30 9:05:48 AM  

thealgorerhythm: cendojr: thealgorerhythm: If delta tears through a half unvaccinated military we are gonna be caught with our pants down and not in a fun way

Welp, it's gonna.  Maybe I'll make O5 out of necessity

Sounds like you have some major promotion issue.


I lol'd.
 
2021-07-30 9:11:24 AM  
It hasn't been ordered yet. The order is to obtain information on making in mandatory.

Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin will begin consulting military medical professionals, as well as the Joint Chiefs of Staff, to "determine how and when to make recommendations to President Joe Biden" about adding the COVID-19 vaccines to the full list of requirements for military personnel, the Pentagon announced Thursday evening.

The announcement came in the wake of Biden's call earlier in the day for the Pentagon to look into adding those vaccines to the list of required inoculations for service members. Biden also ordered that all federal workers not vaccinated against COVID-19 will be subject to masking, social distancing and mandatory testing.


https://www.militarytimes.com/news/yo​u​r-military/2021/07/29/biden-orders-pen​tagon-to-consider-mandatory-covid-19-v​accination/
 
2021-07-30 9:12:57 AM  

cendojr: thealgorerhythm: If delta tears through a half unvaccinated military we are gonna be caught with our pants down and not in a fun way

Welp, it's gonna.  Maybe I'll make O5 out of necessity


You sound f...


No wait, sorry, wrong meme.

*ahem*

You sound like an in zone Commander.

...or possibly a very optimistic Ensign.
 
2021-07-30 9:13:14 AM  

eKonk: Officer wives - the Karens to rule all Karens. A more wretched hive of scum and entitlement won't be found except for politicians' wives...


True fact...  Before my brother retired and decided to be a full-time drunk, he was an officer. My sister-in-law is beyond entitled. My brother's daughter decided to join the Marines last winter. She had to quarantine alone in a hotel room for 14 days. My sister-in-law was on the phone daily trying to get the quarantine requirement waived.

When it was unsure if the Bootcamp graduation would be open to the public, my sister-in-law was trying to figure out a way to sneak onto the base using my brother's credentials to watch the graduation.
 
2021-07-30 9:18:16 AM  

theinsultabot9000: cendojr: thealgorerhythm: If delta tears through a half unvaccinated military we are gonna be caught with our pants down and not in a fun way

Welp, it's gonna.  Maybe I'll make O5 out of necessity

You sound f...


No wait, sorry, wrong meme.

*ahem*

You sound like an in zone Commander.

...or possibly a very optimistic Ensign.


"in zone" lol.  I think the last time I was in zone for a board was 2012.
 
2021-07-30 9:18:32 AM  
What is BNO News?
 
2021-07-30 9:22:50 AM  

THX 1138: Military-worshipping antivax conservatives are gonna go apeshiat over this. pretty much anything and everything.


FTFY.
 
2021-07-30 9:24:04 AM  

sickb0y: You already have to get a whole raft of jabs when you go in.  How is this different?


I got Moderna, compared to the yellow fever vaccine I got in the Navy, Moderna is in the flea bite level.
 
2021-07-30 9:28:00 AM  

cendojr: thealgorerhythm: If delta tears through a half unvaccinated military we are gonna be caught with our pants down and not in a fun way

Welp, it's gonna.  Maybe I'll make O5 out of necessity


LOL! That shiat right there really happens.
Year group means more than talent.
 
2021-07-30 9:35:24 AM  
Friend of mine on the local Navy base tells me the DoD has made masks and social distancing mandatory inside all buildings or facilities controlled by any US military component- regardless of vaccination status.

Glad the DoD is finally getting around to making the vaccine mandatory for service members, but they might be a bit late implementing it. Pity they can't force DoD civilians to get jabbed, too.
 
2021-07-30 9:37:04 AM  

Parthenogenetic: another one of them: Such an abuse of power by this weak, feckless tyrant.  The horror that is being perpetrated on our proud men & women in uniform is unbelievable.  Where is the freedom of choice? Where is the right of self-control over one's body?

That's what the RWNJ propaganda machine will be spewing today.

It's because Democrats hate the military!

A story told on local talk radio which comes from a trusted friend of the host: At the Inauguration there was a flyover of military jets. VP Kommie-la Harris was outraged by the display of aggression by baby-killers, and think of all the carbon emissions! But then Sleepy Joe, awakened by the majestic roar, leaned over and told her, "It's OK. Those are *our* planes now."

I totally would have believed the tale had I not heard Rush Limbaugh say the same about Bill Clinton 30 years ago. Get some fresh derp, fer petes sake


Gunning for Pocket Ninja status, I see.  Well done.
 
2021-07-30 9:41:33 AM  

sickb0y: You already have to get a whole raft of jabs when you go in.  How is this different?


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2021-07-30 9:42:09 AM  

Wenchmaster: Friend of mine on the local Navy base tells me the DoD has made masks and social distancing mandatory inside all buildings or facilities controlled by any US military component- regardless of vaccination status.

Glad the DoD is finally getting around to making the vaccine mandatory for service members, but they might be a bit late implementing it. Pity they can't force DoD civilians to get jabbed, too.


Until it's reached full, unconditional authorization (like all the other vaccines we get) we can't mandate it.  Until then the best we can do is make things suck more for unvaccinated.
 
2021-07-30 9:46:08 AM  

sickb0y: You already have to get a whole raft of jabs when you go in.  How is this different?


It's not FDA approved, as has been pointed out.

And has also been pointed out, service members were theoretically allowed to refuse the experimental Anthrax vaccine some time back.

I think a marine veteran on Fark said that he was told that "volunteering" for that vaccine was not optional.  You volunteered when you joined the marines.
 
2021-07-30 9:47:02 AM  

THX 1138: born_yesterday: Once the Chinese crack Bill Gate's 5G code, they'll be able to track our solders everywhere!!!

I'm still wondering what inane intel they must be getting by tracking all of us.  "He's back home now.  Now he's getting groceries.  Look, now he's at work.  Now he's at the pornography store again.  That's like the ninth time in six days".


LOL, actually drove past an apparently functioning "adult video" store. On Tuesday.

WTF?
 
2021-07-30 9:47:27 AM  

omg bbq: sickb0y: You already have to get a whole raft of jabs when you go in.  How is this different?

Right? I wondered the same thing when folks would cry about the smallpox and anthrax vaccine.
They walk you in a line, asshole to bellybutton, and shoot you with a battery of them (hell the one above my asscheek felt like a god damn battery) the second or third day in boot camp.

Also you're in the military, fark your feelings.


We prefer the term "butts to nuts"
 
2021-07-30 9:49:11 AM  

Shaggy_C: Just like how FDR made soliders watch nuclear bombs going off to see what radiation would do to them, now Josef "méngüele" Biden is going to force military members to be injected with experimental vaccines that haven't yet been approved by the FDA.

Why do Democrat presidents treat the military like test subjects? Shows how much respect they have for the uniform. We aren't field mice !!

/s


You think this is funny but my dipshiat of a mother in law was OUTRAGED that Biden removed the service flags from the Oval Office.

Biden. A man who's son is buried in Arlington National Cemetery. That guy.

Just...what the fark.
 
2021-07-30 9:53:28 AM  

flondrix: sickb0y: You already have to get a whole raft of jabs when you go in.  How is this different?

It's not FDA approved, as has been pointed out.

And has also been pointed out, service members were theoretically allowed to refuse the experimental Anthrax vaccine some time back.

I think a marine veteran on Fark said that he was told that "volunteering" for that vaccine was not optional.  You volunteered when you joined the marines.


I got 6 of those anthrax shots, but yeah there was a gap between no. 4 and no. 5 because they put a hold on it for a while.
 
2021-07-30 9:56:07 AM  

Laobaojun: LeoffDaGrate: When I entered the Army way back in '86, one of the first things they did was jab me with their pressure-shot injections of god only knows what.  "Have you had Measles?"  SHOT.  "Have you had Polio?"  SHOT.  "Are you going overseas?"  SHOT.  "Is there the slightest chance that you have Rabies right now?" SHOT.  Wasn't even questioned, you did it or you didn't get in.

If you haven't been already, you might want to get screened for Hepatitis.


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2021-07-30 9:57:59 AM  

jiggitysmith: If the military was savvy, they'd also use this as a litmus test for right wing extremism and let anyone who refuses the chance for a clean break without benefits.


I was wondering...they can't force an emergency-authorized vaccine on current service members, but can they make it a condition of enlistment for the new recruits?

"You're not volunteering to receive this vaccine?  Well then, you're not volunteering to join the armed forces."
 
2021-07-30 10:06:00 AM  
You know what doesnt cost much but can cause a lot of damage?

Brake fluid.
It melts paint on contact with say a persons car. A person who maybe doesnt wear a mask and says a lot of dumb things and just wont shut up.

https://www.autozone.com/brake-and-po​w​er-steering-fluid-additives/brake-flui​d/p/autozone-brake-fluid-12oz/21051_0_​0
 
2021-07-30 10:11:33 AM  
you can stop sucking each others dicks, the headline ans tweet  are bullshiat
 
2021-07-30 10:13:26 AM  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: you can stop sucking each others dicks, the headline ans tweet  are bullshiat


You can keep sucking your own.
 
2021-07-30 10:25:37 AM  
So, will it be "Get taken out and shot, or get taken out and shot"?
 
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