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(Politicus USA)   Tired of getting humiliated by Jen Psaki, Peter Doocy moves into getting publicly shamed by President Biden   (politicususa.com) divider line
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4177 clicks; posted to Politics » on 30 Jul 2021 at 4:55 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-07-29 10:46:19 PM  
A portrait of Ste Psaki as a young woman
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2021-07-30 3:31:52 AM  
Why does Doocy even try? He could get outsmarted by a patch of fungus.
 
2021-07-30 4:58:47 AM  
That man is the conversational equivalent of roadkill.
 
2021-07-30 5:08:47 AM  
I don't even no why they bother letting him participate. He clearly has no interest in the truth.
 
2021-07-30 5:09:12 AM  
"If i keep running head-first into this concrete wall it'll crack eventually.
 
2021-07-30 5:11:26 AM  
My MAGA uncle, sick with covid. His wife hospitalized with it.

Update: now her daughter is also sick, and his son as well.
 
2021-07-30 5:14:00 AM  
Sigh

No
Know
 
2021-07-30 5:22:40 AM  
Getting pegged by Jen was just a gateway fetish
 
2021-07-30 5:24:51 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: My MAGA uncle, sick with covid. His wife hospitalized with it.

Update: now her daughter is also sick, and his son as well.


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2021-07-30 5:28:19 AM  
Well he is having to increase his kink factor, Jen might not be getting his rocks off like it used to.
 
2021-07-30 5:32:07 AM  
Being humiliated by Biden is like getting your ass beat by Mr Rogers.
 
2021-07-30 5:38:44 AM  

ViolentEastCoastCity: Being humiliated by Biden is like getting your ass beat by Mr Rogers.


An honor?
 
2021-07-30 5:39:55 AM  
Doocy must enjoy being a sub.
 
2021-07-30 5:47:11 AM  
"Hey, remember when you said that thing was gonna happen if we followed your advice and we were all gonna be happy, but it didn't happen because people who I work and myself with kept telling people that you were a liar and not to follow your advice? So how come that thing you promised was gonna happen didn't happen?"

Christ, what an asshole.
 
2021-07-30 6:00:35 AM  

NotCodger: Why does Doocy even try? He could get outsmarted by a patch of fungus.


Because it gets people to talk about him.

Also if my name was "Doocy" I'd take my partner's name no matter what my gender was.
 
2021-07-30 6:06:49 AM  
Great.  Now I have a mental picture of Joe Biden in dominatrix gear.  Thanks a lot, subs.
 
2021-07-30 6:16:59 AM  

NotCodger: Why does Doocy even try? He could get outsmarted by a patch of fungus.

Does

Doocy even try?
 
2021-07-30 6:17:08 AM  

thealgorerhythm: ArcadianRefugee: My MAGA uncle, sick with covid. His wife hospitalized with it.

Update: now her daughter is also sick, and his son as well.

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I just didn't feel like doing the long-winded explanation again.

But yes. ;-)
 
2021-07-30 6:41:07 AM  

powhound: I don't even no why they bother letting him participate. He clearly has no interest in the truth.


I thought it was obvious, they like humiliating him.
 
2021-07-30 6:41:12 AM  

NotCodger: Why does Doocy even try? He could get outsmarted by a patch of fungus.


Fox edits the exchange like Steve Douchy owned Sleepy Joe.
 
2021-07-30 6:50:35 AM  
Question.  Why hasn't Doocy been tossed out of the White House press room yet?  Only guess I can come up with is comedic value.
 
2021-07-30 7:05:56 AM  

Unscratchable_Itch: "Hey, remember when you said that thing was gonna happen if we followed your advice and we were all gonna be happy, but it didn't happen because people who I work and myself with kept telling people that you were a liar and not to follow your advice? So how come that thing you promised was gonna happen didn't happen?"

Christ, what an asshole.


He should have said, "the situation has changed Mr Doocy, you're a reporter, you should keep up with the news.
 
2021-07-30 7:09:00 AM  

Flappyhead: powhound: I don't even no why they bother letting him participate. He clearly has no interest in the truth.

I thought it was obvious, they like humiliating him.


You say humiliate
I say humiliate
They say Owned stigged liberal commie!!
 
2021-07-30 7:11:59 AM  

tkgeisha: He should have said, "the situation has changed Mr Doocy, you're a reporter, you should keep up with the news.


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2021-07-30 7:21:44 AM  
Really wish Psaki wouldn't retire as I could watch her drop a Doocey on the daily forever.
 
2021-07-30 7:45:16 AM  
Right wing is trying to claim Biden lost his shiat.  I guess they aren't wrong when having to deal with such stupidity day in and day out
 
2021-07-30 7:45:28 AM  
He's Fox News Peter Doocy's entitled son. What do you expect, an intelligent question?
 
2021-07-30 8:10:18 AM  
Biden's response is, in a nutshell, absolutely correct but also why this RW disinformation undercutting the CDC and the administration exists.

shiat changes, but that's too complicated for a quick sound bite.  If you have to add a "but" in your response, your audience has switched off.  (The ones who need convincing, anyway).  You have two groups you are trying to reach now, the unengaged, and the enemy.  The unengaged don't want nuance.  The enemy sees nuance as weakness.

This is why I felt the CDC was blindly naive when they dropped the mask recommendation for vaccinated people.  First, it gave cover for plague rats to go unmasked without pushback, and it now has complicated the predictable re-recommendation of masks.

It's all too easy to point to the change and impute malfeasance or incompetence, and the virus has too many allies. There's no way they'd let this opportunity to shiat-talk the CDC to be wasted.
 
2021-07-30 8:18:02 AM  

powhound: They say Owned stigged liberal commie!!


Is this the past tense? Or is it 'stug'?
 
2021-07-30 8:22:40 AM  
Is it weird to feel like Doocy is actually being weirdly useful by asking all the stupid questions the people watching his channel ask, and that Biden's response was exactly what I've wanted to hear from leadership about how we could be done with this if these people would grow the f*ck up (although he says it in a less antagonistic way, which is probably better)?
 
2021-07-30 8:23:03 AM  
Well I guess if you're gonna destroy your reputation forever, you might as well go big.
 
2021-07-30 8:24:44 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: My MAGA uncle, sick with covid. His wife hospitalized with it.

Update: now her daughter is also sick, and his son as well.


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2021-07-30 8:25:25 AM  

powhound: I don't even no why they bother letting him participate. He clearly has no interest in the truth.


It's kind of like dunking on a six-foot rim. Not much of an accomplishment, but still kind of satisfying.
 
2021-07-30 8:32:56 AM  

ViolentEastCoastCity: Being humiliated by Biden is like getting your ass beat by Mr Rogers.


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2021-07-30 8:34:01 AM  

Zik-Zak: powhound: They say Owned stigged liberal commie!!

Is this the past tense? Or is it 'stug'?


We've been making up so many new words (or new meanings to old words) does my use of stigged make a difference in the new woke age grammar disaster?
 
2021-07-30 8:35:49 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: thealgorerhythm: ArcadianRefugee: My MAGA uncle, sick with covid. His wife hospitalized with it.

Update: now her daughter is also sick, and his son as well.

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I just didn't feel like doing the long-winded explanation again.

But yes. ;-)


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2021-07-30 8:46:45 AM  
What's that? Why haven't I cleaned up the mess you and your friends made? FU, that's why.
 
2021-07-30 8:50:09 AM  

IAmRight: Is it weird to feel like Doocy is actually being weirdly useful by asking all the stupid questions the people watching his channel ask ...


Technically Doocy is listening to his fans and representing their concern, despite being desperate for a "gotcha" soundbite. But yeah, there is a benefit when stupid questions get addressed on the big stage: a clear answer emerges.

"Biden responded, "That was true at the time. I thought people would understand that getting vaccinated made a gigantic difference. What happened was a new variant came along, they didn't get vaccinated, it spread more rapidly and people are getting sick. That's the difference."

Frankly, Doocy ought to follow-up with his fans directly by re-posting Biden's answer to their question. Go ahead, Doocy. You received an answer; deliver the answer to your supporters. Try and change just one mind.
 
2021-07-30 9:04:27 AM  
Biden still managed to walk away with one foot lodged in Doocey's ass like that.  Sleepy Joe indeed.

The right wing in this country needs to shut the fark up for at least the next couple of decades.  Come back when you're ready to contribute something useful to society.  Till then, piss off.
 
2021-07-30 9:07:13 AM  
"Jesus Christ, how is it even possible that you're dumber than your dumbass father?"
 
2021-07-30 9:22:03 AM  

powhound: I don't even no why they bother letting him participate. He clearly has no interest in the truth.


Weird how last month's science is totally and forever true, but new data is fake.
 
2021-07-30 9:33:07 AM  
You know, for somebody that the right has consistently tried to paint as being slow, clueless, 'sleepy', and with degrading mental abilities, Joe sure as hell seems to be quick as hell with these extremely witty comebacks and sharp answers.

Yup, the man who rides his Peloton for an hour or so every morning is the 'sleepy' one, while the dude who fired off toilet tweets while taking his morning dump laden with barbecue food, fried chicken, and french fries has 'stamina'. Umm...okay.
 
2021-07-30 9:40:00 AM  

OrionXVI: Question.  Why hasn't Doocy been tossed out of the White House press room yet?  Only guess I can come up with is comedic value.


I might guess that the administration doesn't want to give Fox the talking point that they (the administration) is violating Fox's, or Doody's, First Amendment rights or trying to "silence" him. Because that would be the talking point. But he's right there in the room, and he's allowed to ask whatever he wants. If he squanders the opportunity on stupid shiat, that's on him.

As to why Fox News keeps sending him back instead of replacing him, well, maybe they figure that's the best they can expect of anyone they send.
 
2021-07-30 11:13:03 AM  

CityPagan: Doocy must enjoy being a sub.


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2021-07-30 11:37:46 AM  
For a lot of folks with a prominent kink, getting the kink fulfilled seems more important than exactly who it is that's fulfilling it.
 
2021-07-30 12:38:43 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Great.  Now I have a mental picture of Joe Biden in dominatrix gear.  Thanks a lot, subs.


"Now"?
 
2021-07-30 1:26:54 PM  
Tried to read the article, bailed out before I got there.

Does anyone else get a warning from their machine's security software that PoliticusUSA is trying to steal your information?

(Note:  I've gone there before with no issues.)
 
2021-07-30 1:28:47 PM  

NotCodger: Why does Doocy even try? He could get outsmarted by a patch of fungus.


Not a joke - have you seen the recent research results on Slime Molds?

The Intelligence of Slime Mold - Appalachian Voices (appvoices.org)
 
2021-07-30 1:29:45 PM  

special20: Pants full of macaroni!!: Great.  Now I have a mental picture of Joe Biden in dominatrix gear.  Thanks a lot, subs.

"Now"?


I can't watch Heidi Przybyla:
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I don't know why.  I'm not even into BDSM.  Heidi just looks like she ought to be in leather with a whip.
 
2021-07-30 2:03:13 PM  
Help me out. Is the correct spelling of his name

a) Deuce
b) Douche
c) Duce
d) Dozey
 
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