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(CTV News)   I don't like mowing either but this is pants-on-head stupid, bud   (bc.ctvnews.ca) divider line
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2021-07-30 5:58:30 AM  
11 votes:
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2021-07-30 6:19:50 AM  
9 votes:
I would love to see how he shaves and cuts his hair.
 
2021-07-30 7:01:04 AM  
8 votes:

vernonFL: I've been thinking of getting a weed torch for my yard. Obviously this is different than what this guy did, but still a fire hazard, especially in dry areas prone to fires.

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They also make great pubic groomers.
 
2021-07-30 7:39:18 AM  
4 votes:
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2021-07-30 6:38:38 AM  
4 votes:

flappy_penguin: MillionDollarMo: flappy_penguin: How much do those robo mowers cost? I just moved to a place with a shiat ton of grass. The gardner is paid for but he comes at like 6am and doesn't pick up the clippings. Then he breaks out his weed whackerr which is broken so to keep it going he has to constantly be revving it. farking annoying.

$1-2K depending on the size of your lawn.

Hmm if I can get a discount on rent it would probably pay for itself in a couple years. I'd have to trim the hedges myself but at least I'd properly dispose (burn,lol)  of the trimmings instead of leave them in piles around the property.


They also make great pubic groomers.
 
2021-07-30 6:32:29 AM  
4 votes:

omg bbq: MillionDollarMo: Lytbeir: With a stunt like that it makes me think he was born in the USA and then moved to Canadia.

Oh I assure you Canada has no shortage of people who will set fires whenever they dang well please.

Willing to bet he had bare arms too.

This person speaks the true-true.
I have been among their people, I even took one for a wife. They are only marginally less lazy and stupid than Americans. Where most of them shine is that they have a more responsible   relationship with firearms and tend to be slightly more greater-good oriented than Americans.

/blanket assumption only valid in BC. The farkers in Alberta make living in Ohio seem like an upgrade.


Was at the cottage a couple months ago and our neighbour spent the afternoon burning plastic. It was so relaxing.
 
2021-07-30 6:09:09 AM  
4 votes:
Figure it oot.
 
2021-07-30 5:40:22 AM  
4 votes:
With a stunt like that it makes me think he was born in the USA and then moved to Canadia.
 
2021-07-30 8:28:33 AM  
3 votes:
Huh.  Didn't know my husband lived in Canada.
 
2021-07-30 6:15:47 AM  
3 votes:
Oh I thought you said MEOWING.
 
2021-07-30 6:03:20 AM  
3 votes:

Lytbeir: With a stunt like that it makes me think he was born in the USA and then moved to Canadia.


Oh I assure you Canada has no shortage of people who will set fires whenever they dang well please.

Willing to bet he had bare arms too.
 
2021-07-30 7:57:37 AM  
2 votes:

MillionDollarMo: vernonFL: I've been thinking of getting a weed torch for my yard. Obviously this is different than what this guy did, but still a fire hazard, especially in dry areas prone to fires.

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They also make great pubic groomers.


Read as "public groomers," works either way.
 
2021-07-30 7:01:27 AM  
2 votes:

vernonFL: I've been thinking of getting a weed torch for my yard. Obviously this is different than what this guy did, but still a fire hazard, especially in dry areas prone to fires.

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Uh... Dafuq?

Does that actually work?
 
2021-07-30 6:55:59 AM  
2 votes:
I've been thinking of getting a weed torch for my yard. Obviously this is different than what this guy did, but still a fire hazard, especially in dry areas prone to fires.

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2021-07-30 12:50:04 PM  
1 vote:

Albert911emt: One of these days, wearing pants on head will be proven to be not stupid, and then you guys will have to find a new metaphor.


Oh how you will laugh then!
Won't the rest of us be embarrassed!
right?


/I keed
//not calling you pants on head
 
2021-07-30 12:01:43 PM  
1 vote:
One of these days, wearing pants on head will be proven to be not stupid, and then you guys will have to find a new metaphor.
 
2021-07-30 9:49:09 AM  
1 vote:
if that pic in the article is the fire he started i think they forgot a few zeroes on that fine
 
2021-07-30 7:47:42 AM  
1 vote:
That's a guy that wanted to start a wildfire, got caught and that was the best excuse he could come up with.....I mean, I hope he's not actually that stupid and thought burning his grass was the solution.

But, here we are....unsure of either
 
2021-07-30 6:17:20 AM  
1 vote:

MillionDollarMo: flappy_penguin: How much do those robo mowers cost? I just moved to a place with a shiat ton of grass. The gardner is paid for but he comes at like 6am and doesn't pick up the clippings. Then he breaks out his weed whackerr which is broken so to keep it going he has to constantly be revving it. farking annoying.

$1-2K depending on the size of your lawn.


Hmm if I can get a discount on rent it would probably pay for itself in a couple years. I'd have to trim the hedges myself but at least I'd properly dispose (burn,lol)  of the trimmings instead of leave them in piles around the property.
 
2021-07-30 6:17:11 AM  
1 vote:

MillionDollarMo: Lytbeir: With a stunt like that it makes me think he was born in the USA and then moved to Canadia.

Oh I assure you Canada has no shortage of people who will set fires whenever they dang well please.

Willing to bet he had bare arms too.


This person speaks the true-true.
I have been among their people, I even took one for a wife. They are only marginally less lazy and stupid than Americans. Where most of them shine is that they have a more responsible   relationship with firearms and tend to be slightly more greater-good oriented than Americans.

/blanket assumption only valid in BC. The farkers in Alberta make living in Ohio seem like an upgrade.
 
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