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2021-07-30 12:12:29 AM  
20 votes:
When asked why he didn't get the vaccine, he said he was stumped.
 
2021-07-29 11:50:12 PM  
18 votes:
He could try to sue the derposphere for spreading vaccine hesitancy and misinformation, but he won't have a leg to stand on.
 
2021-07-30 1:59:56 AM  
15 votes:

Lurk Who's Talking: I had an Uncle I loved. He taught me so much during the Summers I got to see him, but I will never name a kid Adolph! (Irony: he was Jewish & married into our Bohemian & Scots-Irish Family.)

"Endymion" is just child abuse. The kid's going to be fighting in Pre-School. Poor little bugger.


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2021-07-30 12:23:28 AM  
15 votes:
He could always go work at the I-HOP
 
2021-07-30 12:09:43 AM  
15 votes:

mofa: At least he got a permanent disability out of this. Some people have to wait until their 60s or 70s before having limbs amputated.


That bootstrappy fellow will no way accept any socialist handouts.
 
2021-07-30 1:55:55 AM  
11 votes:

little big man: "I made an obviously poor choice and am suffering the consequences - can I have $10K?"

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I'm willing to donate the cost of vaccination. I'll even cover both shots.
 
2021-07-29 11:54:55 PM  
11 votes:
Could it be karma?

Bryan Thompson, 43, is married to Audrey. He has a 6-year-old son named Endymion.

Was his kid born in a coma or something?
 
2021-07-30 12:23:21 AM  
5 votes:

The Friendly Manual: Who names their kid after a mythological youth who spent life in perpetual sleep? Covidiots I guess...


Going to go out on a limb here and suggest he's a lolbertarian who got the name from Dan Simmons' character Raul Endymion who spent a couple of books trying to bang a pre-teen.

/It's burdensome government regulations that forced him to put a booster seat in his spaceship.
 
2021-07-30 2:28:57 AM  
4 votes:
If my parents named me Endymion, I would cut off their farking legs.
 
2021-07-30 2:02:04 AM  
4 votes:
Skippy, you are truly an inspiration to us all!

I wish you luck converting anti-vaxers. I'm sure they will be converted once they here your story.
 
2021-07-30 12:51:29 AM  
4 votes:
"I made an obviously poor choice and am suffering the consequences - can I have $10K?"

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2021-07-30 1:37:08 AM  
3 votes:
I had an Uncle I loved. He taught me so much during the Summers I got to see him, but I will never name a kid Adolph! (Irony: he was Jewish & married into our Bohemian & Scots-Irish Family.)

"Endymion" is just child abuse. The kid's going to be fighting in Pre-School. Poor little bugger.
 
2021-07-30 12:07:25 AM  
3 votes:
Kid sounds like a narc.
 
2021-07-30 2:03:24 AM  
2 votes:

Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar: little big man: "I made an obviously poor choice and am suffering the consequences - can I have $10K?"

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I'm willing to donate the cost of vaccination. I'll even cover both shots.


You already are, since the vaccines are being paid from our collective taxes, to protect the greater good.
It's almost as if people in civilized countries look after one another.

/Just tell the trumpers that they should head to the nearest vax site right now and DEMAND to receive THEIR vaccine shots that twas paid for by THEIR TAXES, so they can ensure that the gubmint won't be squandering it and giving it away for free to some lazy illegal immigrant welfare leech instead.
 
2021-07-30 1:44:54 AM  
2 votes:
FTA: He has a 6-year-old son named Endymion

In other words, he has a history of making stupid decisions.


/Covid can also cause lasting erectile disfunction, so maybe society will be protected against more bad choices from him.
 
2021-07-30 1:02:40 AM  
2 votes:
F*ck your Go Fund Me.
 
2021-07-30 12:41:39 AM  
2 votes:

KingOfTown: When asked why he didn't get the vaccine, he said he was stumped.


boughs to you
 
2021-07-30 12:20:48 AM  
2 votes:

The Friendly Manual: Who names their kid after a mythological youth who spent life in perpetual sleep? Covidiots I guess...


lovers of mardi gras would be my guess.

one-legged lovers of mardi gras.
 
2021-07-30 12:04:58 AM  
2 votes:
At least he got a permanent disability out of this. Some people have to wait until their 60s or 70s before having limbs amputated.
 
2021-07-30 8:40:09 AM  
1 vote:

ktang: iron de havilland: The Friendly Manual: Who names their kid after a mythological youth who spent life in perpetual sleep? Covidiots I guess...

Going to go out on a limb here and suggest he's a lolbertarian who got the name from Dan Simmons' character Raul Endymion who spent a couple of books trying to bang a pre-teen.

/It's burdensome government regulations that forced him to put a booster seat in his spaceship.

going out on a limb...


Oh, hah, that was completely unintentional punnage.
 
2021-07-30 3:23:22 AM  
1 vote:

iron de havilland: The Friendly Manual: Who names their kid after a mythological youth who spent life in perpetual sleep? Covidiots I guess...

Going to go out on a limb here and suggest he's a lolbertarian who got the name from Dan Simmons' character Raul Endymion who spent a couple of books trying to bang a pre-teen.

/It's burdensome government regulations that forced him to put a booster seat in his spaceship.


going out on a limb...
 
2021-07-30 1:41:45 AM  
1 vote:

Badafuco: F*ck your Go Fund Me.


It's true. The US should have a proper healthcare system that doesn't force people to beg.
 
2021-07-30 12:17:47 AM  
1 vote:
I kinda hope he's denied a handicapped placard.
 
2021-07-30 12:09:13 AM  
1 vote:
Tell'em it'll make their dicks fall off.
 
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