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(Some Guy)   Must suck to spend all that money on a cruise only to find out that none of the ports want anything to do with you because your behavior spreads disease   (cruisehive.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Puerto Rico, Cruise ship, Ship, Port, Vaccine, San Juan, Puerto Rico, Carolina, Puerto Rico, first port of call  
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3398 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Jul 2021 at 9:51 PM (18 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-07-29 10:56:24 PM  
14 votes:

cyberspacedout: In an ever-changing world, the rules for cruise destinations seem to be changing on a daily basis as well.

But if this ever-changing world, in which we're living, makes you give in and cry...

Say live and let die.


That was one of the better songs that Guns and Roses wrote.
 
2021-07-29 7:39:59 PM  
12 votes:
Because nobody saw that coming.

Narrator; Everybody saw this coming, including Ray Charles who is both blind and dead.
 
2021-07-29 10:01:31 PM  
7 votes:
A ship that enormous probably has enough things for people to do.

/ Like get lost forever and disappear -- that seems to happen.
 
2021-07-29 7:58:04 PM  
6 votes:
Negligence on the part of the cruise line.  Lawsuit.  Boom.  Done.
 
2021-07-29 9:23:18 PM  
6 votes:
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2021-07-29 10:38:27 PM  
5 votes:
In an ever-changing world, the rules for cruise destinations seem to be changing on a daily basis as well.

But if this ever-changing world, in which we're living, makes you give in and cry...

Say live and let die.
 
2021-07-29 9:57:34 PM  
4 votes:
Is this the part where Puerto Rico suddenly IS part of America and has to do what they say?
 
2021-07-29 10:13:04 PM  
3 votes:

CrazyCurt: A ship that enormous probably has enough things for people to do.

/ Like get lost forever and disappear -- that seems to happen.


Yeah, but the ship is huge. It's like a huge rat-infested ship of doom. White people spreading disease throughout the planet -- that's us.
 
2021-07-29 10:33:16 PM  
2 votes:
port towns don't want anything to do with you because your behavior spreads disease

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You know it's bad when the syphilitic hags who normally spread disease want nothing to do with you.
 
2021-07-30 4:53:35 AM  
2 votes:
I'm of an age that when I think "cruise ship" my mind goes to The Love Boat. Seeing these modern monstrosities is always jarring.
 
2021-07-29 8:50:31 PM  
1 vote:
Your first mistake was not getting vaccinated.  Your second mistake was wasting money on a cruise, vaxxed or not.
 
2021-07-29 9:55:56 PM  
1 vote:
They shouldn't even let the vaccinated off the cruise. If the ship doesn't require vaccines, don't let it in port.
 
2021-07-29 10:23:29 PM  
1 vote:
vaccine exemption program

Are you farking shiatting me?
 
2021-07-29 10:25:28 PM  
1 vote:
But enough about the Navy not being allowed port calls.
 
2021-07-29 11:14:12 PM  
1 vote:
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2021-07-30 11:56:30 AM  
1 vote:

CheatCommando: whidbey: Negligence on the part of the cruise line.  Lawsuit.  Boom.  Done.

Amazing. Every word that you said is completely wrong.


It actually wasn't.    If the cruise line fails to SPECIFICALLY mentions ports on their itinerary that are subject to closure because of Covid, then that is basis for a lawsuit.


And don't overuse the word "amazing," it sounds...zoomery.
 
2021-07-30 12:20:58 PM  
1 vote:

CheatCommando: whidbey: CheatCommando: whidbey: Negligence on the part of the cruise line.  Lawsuit.  Boom.  Done.

Amazing. Every word that you said is completely wrong.

It actually wasn't.    If the cruise line fails to SPECIFICALLY mentions ports on their itinerary that are subject to closure because of Covid, then that is basis for a lawsuit.


And don't overuse the word "amazing," it sounds...zoomery.

I am sure the attorneys who wrote the passenger agreement the girls with the tickets have a blanket exemption to take care of that. Just like the airlines do for just about everything but they are not required to cover specifically by law.

They are smarter than random posters on the Internet.

And I guess you missed the reference.


Everyone saw Star Wars, nitwit.   Also nice appeal to authority.  Does your mom have stock in a cruise line somewhere?  Is that why your panties are in a twist?
 
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