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2021-07-29 10:26:27 PM  
31 votes:

Walker: Now we just have to get them to run into the holes.
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2021-07-29 10:48:32 PM  
18 votes:
CSB time.

When I moved back to the states from Colombia 10 years ago i was at my local watering hole in Ocala.

I  was in my early 40s and in killer shape.

So this guy is buying me shots at the bar.  And as a Farker, I am not turning down free booze.

So the guy and and is wife are retirees living in the Villages. Known for herpes and swinging.

He says "hey man, my wife wants to bang you, and lemme tell you, she has had 4 kids, all of them by c section, and that pussy is just as tight as when i met her at 14".

Yeah, no.
 
2021-07-29 6:58:50 PM  
15 votes:
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2021-07-29 10:34:35 PM  
13 votes:
Replace your farking divots!
 
2021-07-29 10:57:06 PM  
8 votes:

lolmao500: Nice. Personally I hope a massive sinkhole opens up under Mar-a-lago and the entire thing collapses on trumps head and his kids.


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2021-07-29 11:33:12 PM  
7 votes:

Walker: Now we just have to get them to run into the holes.
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Not sure about running.
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2021-07-29 10:23:52 PM  
6 votes:

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I'll try to remember that for my next "Yo Mama" battle
 
2021-07-29 10:22:32 PM  
5 votes:
And I think my whole life I was told California was going to fall into the ocean
 
2021-07-30 12:30:50 AM  
5 votes:

theflatline: CSB time.

When I moved back to the states from Colombia 10 years ago i was at my local watering hole in Ocala.

I  was in my early 40s and in killer shape.

So this guy is buying me shots at the bar.  And as a Farker, I am not turning down free booze.

So the guy and and is wife are retirees living in the Villages. Known for herpes and swinging.

He says "hey man, my wife wants to bang you, and lemme tell you, she has had 4 kids, all of them by c section, and that pussy is just as tight as when i met her at 14".

Yeah, no.


https://www.reddit.com/r/thatHappened​/
 
2021-07-29 10:22:14 PM  
4 votes:

Walker: Now we just have to get them to run into the holes.
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Line the edges with pampas grass, pineapples, the special umbrellas, and shower puffs.
 
2021-07-29 10:25:55 PM  
3 votes:
Time to shoot the moon!

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2021-07-30 2:42:34 AM  
3 votes:

lolmao500: Nice. Personally I hope a massive sinkhole opens up under Mar-a-lago and the entire thing collapses on trumps head and his kids.


Mar a largo is going to be a gender neutral bathroom when trump dies.  i'm hoping food trucks will be parked near by to help guests Take a dump on Trump.
 
2021-07-29 11:26:29 PM  
2 votes:

Fubegra: So which happens first? Florida collapsing from within, or getting washed over by the rising sea?


New Madrid fault continues through Tampa and Miami?

/not putting anything out of God's anger against the satanic cult called KKK.
 
2021-07-29 11:44:59 PM  
2 votes:

lolmao500: Nice. Personally I hope a massive sinkhole opens up under Mar-a-lago and the entire thing collapses on trumps head and his kids.


Having a TDS flare-up?
 
2021-07-29 11:56:51 PM  
2 votes:
Hell must be busy these days. COVID's got the arrival rate up. They're having to build new circles with innovative new torments for the massive, major bastards who'll be arriving soon (the new Donald Rumsfeld Bolgia is state-of-the-art). They've got a team working to ensure the standard climate of Hell stays worse than Earth's post-anthropogenic climate change extremes.

No wonder they opened some new portals. They need them to handle the increase in traffic between the mortal plane and the infernal realms.
 
2021-07-30 12:21:35 AM  
2 votes:

Fubegra: So which happens first? Florida collapsing from within, or getting washed over by the rising sea?


why not both?
 
2021-07-30 7:12:37 AM  
2 votes:

Fubegra: So which happens first? Florida collapsing from within, or getting washed over by the rising sea?


It's going to burn down during a hurricane, then fall over and sink into its own swamp.  I'm sure there'll be rioting in there somewhere, too, but the natural disasters, being what they are, won't notice.
 
2021-07-30 12:23:08 AM  
1 vote:
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2021-07-30 12:43:36 AM  
1 vote:

NotThatGuyAgain: theflatline: CSB time.

When I moved back to the states from Colombia 10 years ago i was at my local watering hole in Ocala.

I  was in my early 40s and in killer shape.

So this guy is buying me shots at the bar.  And as a Farker, I am not turning down free booze.

So the guy and and is wife are retirees living in the Villages. Known for herpes and swinging.

He says "hey man, my wife wants to bang you, and lemme tell you, she has had 4 kids, all of them by c section, and that pussy is just as tight as when i met her at 14".

Yeah, no.

https://www.reddit.com/r/thatHappened/​


Considering The Villages? Yeah, it probably did.

That area has some of the highest STD rates in the state, hell probably the entire South East.

They hang loofahs or pool noodles on their golf carts to show what they're into. Just like the old "Hankey Code."
 
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