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2021-07-29 6:58:50 PM  
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2021-07-29 7:16:05 PM  
Friends On The Other Side - Dr. Facilier
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2021-07-29 7:19:26 PM  
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2021-07-29 9:15:11 PM  
Now we just have to get them to run into the holes.
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2021-07-29 10:21:24 PM  
Nice. Personally I hope a massive sinkhole opens up under Mar-a-lago and the entire thing collapses on trumps head and his kids.
 
2021-07-29 10:22:14 PM  

Walker: Now we just have to get them to run into the holes.
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Line the edges with pampas grass, pineapples, the special umbrellas, and shower puffs.
 
2021-07-29 10:22:32 PM  
And I think my whole life I was told California was going to fall into the ocean
 
2021-07-29 10:23:52 PM  

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I'll try to remember that for my next "Yo Mama" battle
 
2021-07-29 10:25:55 PM  
Time to shoot the moon!

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2021-07-29 10:26:27 PM  

Walker: Now we just have to get them to run into the holes.
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2021-07-29 10:27:43 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Walker: Now we just have to get them to run into the holes.
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2021-07-29 10:28:44 PM  
Considering the ground condition in Florida... Asking again ...could actually mean it happened again.
 
2021-07-29 10:34:35 PM  
Replace your farking divots!
 
2021-07-29 10:48:32 PM  
CSB time.

When I moved back to the states from Colombia 10 years ago i was at my local watering hole in Ocala.

I  was in my early 40s and in killer shape.

So this guy is buying me shots at the bar.  And as a Farker, I am not turning down free booze.

So the guy and and is wife are retirees living in the Villages. Known for herpes and swinging.

He says "hey man, my wife wants to bang you, and lemme tell you, she has had 4 kids, all of them by c section, and that pussy is just as tight as when i met her at 14".

Yeah, no.
 
2021-07-29 10:56:38 PM  
So which happens first? Florida collapsing from within, or getting washed over by the rising sea?
 
2021-07-29 10:57:06 PM  

lolmao500: Nice. Personally I hope a massive sinkhole opens up under Mar-a-lago and the entire thing collapses on trumps head and his kids.


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2021-07-29 11:17:54 PM  
Ok so since Florida is pretty much built on limestone, any bets on how much longer itll be until the whole thing just sinks into the ocean?
 
2021-07-29 11:23:28 PM  
Must be Trumpskivites; God is smiting Russia the same way in Siberia.
 
2021-07-29 11:26:29 PM  

Fubegra: So which happens first? Florida collapsing from within, or getting washed over by the rising sea?


New Madrid fault continues through Tampa and Miami?

/not putting anything out of God's anger against the satanic cult called KKK.
 
2021-07-29 11:33:12 PM  

Walker: Now we just have to get them to run into the holes.
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Not sure about running.
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2021-07-29 11:35:40 PM  

Fubegra: So which happens first? Florida collapsing from within, or getting washed over by the rising sea?


Veloram: Ok so since Florida is pretty much built on limestone, any bets on how much longer itll be until the whole thing just sinks into the ocean?


I saw a documentary a few years back that gives FL about 10 k years before most of it dissolves. Rising sea levels will probably be what makes most of it uninhabitable first.
 
2021-07-29 11:44:59 PM  

lolmao500: Nice. Personally I hope a massive sinkhole opens up under Mar-a-lago and the entire thing collapses on trumps head and his kids.


Having a TDS flare-up?
 
2021-07-29 11:56:51 PM  
Hell must be busy these days. COVID's got the arrival rate up. They're having to build new circles with innovative new torments for the massive, major bastards who'll be arriving soon (the new Donald Rumsfeld Bolgia is state-of-the-art). They've got a team working to ensure the standard climate of Hell stays worse than Earth's post-anthropogenic climate change extremes.

No wonder they opened some new portals. They need them to handle the increase in traffic between the mortal plane and the infernal realms.
 
2021-07-29 11:57:40 PM  

jekfark: lolmao500: Nice. Personally I hope a massive sinkhole opens up under Mar-a-lago and the entire thing collapses on trumps head and his kids.

Having a TDS flare-up?


Do you think it's deranged to hope for some kind of karmic balance in the universe where bad things happen to shiat people?

Besides, he's a one term loser who never won the popular vote. I, personally, would prefer for him to just slide into obscurity in his hideous omelette bar and never be heard from again. But his cultists still exist and still worship him like a god, the poor deluded fools.

If he would just drop dead, the world would be a better place.

/Although, the cultists would probably elevate him as some kind of martyr, but there's no accounting for how idiots behave.
 
2021-07-30 12:15:44 AM  

Fubegra: So which happens first? Florida collapsing from within, or getting washed over by the rising sea?


I'm betting the former. Hoping on it, really.
 
2021-07-30 12:21:35 AM  

Fubegra: So which happens first? Florida collapsing from within, or getting washed over by the rising sea?


why not both?
 
2021-07-30 12:23:08 AM  
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2021-07-30 12:30:50 AM  

theflatline: CSB time.

When I moved back to the states from Colombia 10 years ago i was at my local watering hole in Ocala.

I  was in my early 40s and in killer shape.

So this guy is buying me shots at the bar.  And as a Farker, I am not turning down free booze.

So the guy and and is wife are retirees living in the Villages. Known for herpes and swinging.

He says "hey man, my wife wants to bang you, and lemme tell you, she has had 4 kids, all of them by c section, and that pussy is just as tight as when i met her at 14".

Yeah, no.


https://www.reddit.com/r/thatHappened​/
 
2021-07-30 12:43:36 AM  

NotThatGuyAgain: theflatline: CSB time.

When I moved back to the states from Colombia 10 years ago i was at my local watering hole in Ocala.

I  was in my early 40s and in killer shape.

So this guy is buying me shots at the bar.  And as a Farker, I am not turning down free booze.

So the guy and and is wife are retirees living in the Villages. Known for herpes and swinging.

He says "hey man, my wife wants to bang you, and lemme tell you, she has had 4 kids, all of them by c section, and that pussy is just as tight as when i met her at 14".

Yeah, no.

https://www.reddit.com/r/thatHappened/​


Considering The Villages? Yeah, it probably did.

That area has some of the highest STD rates in the state, hell probably the entire South East.

They hang loofahs or pool noodles on their golf carts to show what they're into. Just like the old "Hankey Code."
 
2021-07-30 1:36:19 AM  

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We want information. 
The Prisoner - Discovering the Village
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2021-07-30 2:42:34 AM  

lolmao500: Nice. Personally I hope a massive sinkhole opens up under Mar-a-lago and the entire thing collapses on trumps head and his kids.


Mar a largo is going to be a gender neutral bathroom when trump dies.  i'm hoping food trucks will be parked near by to help guests Take a dump on Trump.
 
2021-07-30 7:12:37 AM  

Fubegra: So which happens first? Florida collapsing from within, or getting washed over by the rising sea?


It's going to burn down during a hurricane, then fall over and sink into its own swamp.  I'm sure there'll be rioting in there somewhere, too, but the natural disasters, being what they are, won't notice.
 
2021-07-30 7:45:14 AM  

JudgeSmails: Mar a largo is going to be a gender neutral bathroom when trump dies. i'm hoping food trucks will be parked near by to help guests Take a dump on Trump.


They're going to have to fit his gravesite with drain tile.
 
2021-07-30 8:10:01 AM  
Tthey proclaim natural disasters as signs from God against homosexuality and whatnot, but when something like this happens... crickets. And if anyone deserved smiting, it's people like this.
 
2021-07-30 1:16:14 PM  

iron de havilland: jekfark: lolmao500: Nice. Personally I hope a massive sinkhole opens up under Mar-a-lago and the entire thing collapses on trumps head and his kids.

Having a TDS flare-up?

Do you think it's deranged to hope for some kind of karmic balance in the universe where bad things happen to shiat people?

Besides, he's a one term loser who never won the popular vote. I, personally, would prefer for him to just slide into obscurity in his hideous omelette bar and never be heard from again. But his cultists still exist and still worship him like a god, the poor deluded fools.

If he would just drop dead, the world would be a better place.

/Although, the cultists would probably elevate him as some kind of martyr, but there's no accounting for how idiots behave.


There, there little one. Orange man is no longer in office he can't hurt you.
 
2021-07-30 2:45:00 PM  
Damn it, it missed Mar-a-Lago *again*.
 
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