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2021-07-29 3:02:56 PM  
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2021-07-29 5:23:48 PM  
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2021-07-29 6:20:12 PM  

mjjt: [Fark user image 501x640]


"Hold them accountable too."
 
2021-07-29 6:52:25 PM  
HA HA UNCLE JIMBO I DROPPED A DIME ON YOUR ASS pass the mashed potatoes please.
 
2021-07-29 7:24:33 PM  
GOOD
 
2021-07-29 7:53:39 PM  

gopher321: HA HA UNCLE JIMBO I DROPPED A DIME ON YOUR ASS pass the mashed potatoes please.


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2021-07-29 7:55:08 PM  
SO can i get a reward, or do i have to pay them to process a tip?  I mean, I am good either way, I just want to work out my budget.
 
2021-07-29 7:55:29 PM  
Look. I appreciate that you're coming in to the 21st century, house. But I just cannot masturbate to this unless you start posting MAGA mugshots and their stories about how hard it is being in prison.

I will also accept posted subpoenas for other legislators and former executive branch members with a deadline that will be met by confinement in a cell if they don't show up.

That I could probably fap to.
 
2021-07-29 7:57:44 PM  

mjjt: [Fark user image 501x640]


He should know better than to stand downwind of Diaper Don.
 
2021-07-29 8:02:17 PM  
Nah.  That ship sailed right off the flat earth.
 
2021-07-29 8:02:19 PM  

aleister_greynight: mjjt: [Fark user image 501x640]

"Hold them accountable too."


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Throw in Mo Brooks, Louie Gohmert and a few others for good measure!
 
2021-07-29 8:02:45 PM  

gopher321: HA HA UNCLE JIMBO I DROPPED A DIME ON YOUR ASS pass the mashed potatoes please.


Protip: ask for the potatoes FIRST then tell them, that way you get your food with no spit in it.
 
2021-07-29 8:03:35 PM  
Sorry, I am not watching pornhub with my uncles again
 
2021-07-29 8:04:07 PM  
I've watched videos of the insurrection a few times and never recognized anyone.  There should be a camera that takes a good picture every 10 seconds above every door into the building with a few three days of storage devices in the building so that in the future there's a nice slideshow to look at everyone if there's another bunch of deplorable idiots invading congress.
 
2021-07-29 8:05:07 PM  

Unknown_Poltroon: SO can i get a reward, or do i have to pay them to process a tip?  I mean, I am good either way, I just want to work out my budget.


Just the tip is free.
 
2021-07-29 8:05:11 PM  

jayphat: gopher321: HA HA UNCLE JIMBO I DROPPED A DIME ON YOUR ASS pass the mashed potatoes please.

Protip: ask for the potatoes FIRST then tell them, that way you get your food with no spit in it.


If I'd known it was this kind of party ...
 
2021-07-29 8:09:38 PM  

thealgorerhythm: jayphat: gopher321: HA HA UNCLE JIMBO I DROPPED A DIME ON YOUR ASS pass the mashed potatoes please.

Protip: ask for the potatoes FIRST then tell them, that way you get your food with no spit in it.

If I'd known it was this kind of party ...


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2021-07-29 8:10:28 PM  
 
2021-07-29 8:11:31 PM  

jayphat: gopher321: HA HA UNCLE JIMBO I DROPPED A DIME ON YOUR ASS pass the mashed potatoes please.

Protip: ask for the potatoes FIRST then tell them, that way you get your food with no spit in it.


Protip: drop that dime before Thanksgiving so he's stuck in lockup while the food gets passed.

/it's been 50 years since payphones took dimes.
 
2021-07-29 8:16:17 PM  

alienated: Unknown_Poltroon: SO can i get a reward, or do i have to pay them to process a tip?  I mean, I am good either way, I just want to work out my budget.

Just the tip is free.


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2021-07-29 8:19:19 PM  

nytmare: jayphat: gopher321: HA HA UNCLE JIMBO I DROPPED A DIME ON YOUR ASS pass the mashed potatoes please.

Protip: ask for the potatoes FIRST then tell them, that way you get your food with no spit in it.

Protip: drop that dime before Thanksgiving so he's stuck in lockup while the food gets passed.

/it's been 50 years since payphones took dimes.


No.... it was only 10 years ag.... oh
 
2021-07-29 8:22:41 PM  
and. . . bookmarked
 
2021-07-29 8:24:25 PM  
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2021-07-29 8:25:43 PM  
The guy in the next cube row was comparing 1/6 to some Maxine Waters tweet(?).
Big diff is I know what happened on 1/6 and who instigated it.  I don't know if Maxine inspired any violence. Or what she actually tweeted/said
 
2021-07-29 8:26:35 PM  
I'm doing my part.

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2021-07-29 8:27:11 PM  

jayphat: gopher321: HA HA UNCLE JIMBO I DROPPED A DIME ON YOUR ASS pass the mashed potatoes please.

Protip: ask for the potatoes FIRST then tell them, that way you get your food with no spit in it.


At large gatherings, my family does the whole take a portion, pass to the left for each dish. I would suggest taking more than usual of everything and wait until all is the serving dishes are back on the table.
 
2021-07-29 8:37:31 PM  

notmyjab: nytmare: jayphat: gopher321: HA HA UNCLE JIMBO I DROPPED A DIME ON YOUR ASS pass the mashed potatoes please.

Protip: ask for the potatoes FIRST then tell them, that way you get your food with no spit in it.

Protip: drop that dime before Thanksgiving so he's stuck in lockup while the food gets passed.

/it's been 50 years since payphones took dimes.

No.... it was only 10 years ag.... oh


Vermont payphones were a dime at least into the late 90s, if not the early 2000s. Though I do remember that being noteworthy even at the time.
 
2021-07-29 8:38:28 PM  

baron von doodle: jayphat: gopher321: HA HA UNCLE JIMBO I DROPPED A DIME ON YOUR ASS pass the mashed potatoes please.

Protip: ask for the potatoes FIRST then tell them, that way you get your food with no spit in it.

At large gatherings, my family does the whole take a portion, pass to the left for each dish. I would suggest taking more than usual of everything and wait until all is the serving dishes are back on the table.


I'd much rather dump the racist uncle or grandpa out on the front lawn like the last scene in Monster's Ball.
 
2021-07-29 8:42:26 PM  

baron von doodle: jayphat: gopher321: HA HA UNCLE JIMBO I DROPPED A DIME ON YOUR ASS pass the mashed potatoes please.

Protip: ask for the potatoes FIRST then tell them, that way you get your food with no spit in it.

At large gatherings, my family does the whole take a portion, pass to the left for each dish. I would suggest taking more than usual of everything and wait until all is the serving dishes are back on the table.


You know what I love about this place? Everyone has a plan.
 
amb
2021-07-29 8:43:41 PM  
Can we send them to Singapore to administer justice? If you get caning for littering gum, what would they do for an insurrection?
 
2021-07-29 8:46:18 PM  

saywhonow: That I could probably fap to.


I don't understand how politics could ever be fappable.
 
2021-07-29 8:49:22 PM  
I wonder how all the Qlite Militia of Freedom feel about this ridiculous amount of  'nothings gonna happening',

as they sit at home with their ankle bracelet waiting for their sentencing date?
 
2021-07-29 8:52:09 PM  
Lol we'll see which of the family magats survive til thanksgiving, then we'll see which make the invite cut... Cause thanksgiving is a vaxxed-only event this year (and probably forever going forward)  It's already been discussed.  No plague rats allowed at family functions anymore.

They can make their own thanksgiving.  With covid and fascism.
 
2021-07-29 8:53:30 PM  

knobmaker: saywhonow: That I could probably fap to.

I don't understand how politics could ever be fappable.


Rule 34
 
2021-07-29 9:01:31 PM  
This is primarily intended for Congressional Staffers, who have a great deal of knowledge that would be quite useful to the Select Committee.

About Members of Congress.
 
2021-07-29 9:04:00 PM  
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2021-07-29 9:05:53 PM  

Jeff5: This is primarily intended for Congressional Staffers, who have a great deal of knowledge that would be quite useful to the Select Committee.

About Members of Congress.


Like, say you were instructed to give a group a tour of the Capitol on January 5th when public tours were suspended, you could contact the Chairman and let him know who instructed you to do such a thing and get ahead of this thing.

Or you could wait to see if you are on video.
 
2021-07-29 9:25:27 PM  
That ship sailed years ago, and it can't be fixed. You cannot have reasonable discussions with unreasonable people. It goes for all holidays. Nuclear family only.
 
2021-07-29 9:33:57 PM  

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... Even Rick Ashley would give up the terrorist farkbags who tried to overthrow the government to instill their sentient tub of rancid margarine as their chosen penis potato.

/ Dick tater
// *rimshot*
 
2021-07-29 9:37:03 PM  

gopher321: HA HA UNCLE JIMBO I DROPPED A DIME ON YOUR ASS pass the mashed potatoes please.


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2021-07-29 9:45:21 PM  

nytmare: jayphat: gopher321: HA HA UNCLE JIMBO I DROPPED A DIME ON YOUR ASS pass the mashed potatoes please.

Protip: ask for the potatoes FIRST then tell them, that way you get your food with no spit in it.

Protip: drop that dime before Thanksgiving so he's stuck in lockup while the food gets passed.

/it's been 50 years since payphones took dimes.


and how long since there have been payphones that took coins at all?
 
2021-07-29 9:47:14 PM  

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2021-07-29 9:52:43 PM  

cheeseaholic: I've watched videos of the insurrection a few times and never recognized anyone.  There should be a camera that takes a good picture every 10 seconds above every door into the building with a few three days of storage devices in the building so that in the future there's a nice slideshow to look at everyone if there's another bunch of deplorable idiots invading congress.


I'm pretty sure the only interior security footage I've seen is of Mitt Romney running the opposite direction of the mob. Where are the other security camera angles throughout the halls?
 
2021-07-29 9:53:18 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: The guy in the next cube row was comparing 1/6 to some Maxine Waters tweet(?).
Big diff is I know what happened on 1/6 and who instigated it. I don't know if Maxine inspired any violence. Or what she actually tweeted/said


that's why we need to investigate Maxine!
 
2021-07-29 9:59:05 PM  
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2021-07-29 10:24:40 PM  
Well, at least it's not 8 months late.
 
2021-07-29 10:59:46 PM  

jayphat: gopher321: HA HA UNCLE JIMBO I DROPPED A DIME ON YOUR ASS pass the mashed potatoes please.

Protip: ask for the potatoes FIRST then tell them, that way you get your food with no spit in it.


Jimbo drools like a motherfarker so you just might be screwed either way, there.
 
2021-07-29 11:26:33 PM  

ricochet4: gopher321: HA HA UNCLE JIMBO I DROPPED A DIME ON YOUR ASS pass the mashed potatoes please.

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Oh.

Oh nooooooo.....

I just realized who I am at parties.
 
2021-07-29 11:29:18 PM  
the jokes on submitter my fams never been 🐻 able
 
2021-07-30 12:00:56 AM  

cheeseaholic: I've watched videos of the insurrection a few times and never recognized anyone.  There should be a camera that takes a good picture every 10 seconds above every door into the building with a few three days of storage devices in the building so that in the future there's a nice slideshow to look at everyone if there's another bunch of deplorable idiots invading congress.


I imagine they have that, but it didn't make it to YouTube.

I sincerely hope some of these hearings and trials start showing the prosecution's hand a little more. Otherwise, it's looking like a literal whitewashing when it comes to sentencing.

Weren't there acts of sedition? There's a very clear sentence for that.
 
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