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(Politico)   ...and if he plays his cards just right, one day he might move up a spot or two in the GQP human centipede   (politico.com) divider line
    More: Murica, Nancy Pelosi, United States House Committee on the Judiciary, United States House of Representatives, Republican Party, Jim Jordan, John Boehner, Democratic Party, Kevin McCarthy  
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2021-07-29 4:05:23 PM  
There's more nutrients further up, but once you're past the third segment, everything tastes like shiat.
 
2021-07-29 6:22:32 PM  
Jim Jordan was working out in the House gym in late November 2018 when Kevin McCarthy called him with a peace offering in the wake of their battle for the GOP conference's top job.

Clandestine meetings in the gym...
 
2021-07-29 8:47:18 PM  
Just take one look at the son of a biatch and you'll know all about him. That smug smirk should be slapped off his face permanently.
 
2021-07-29 9:50:36 PM  
I just imagined Mitch McConnell and Jim Jordan going ass to mouth with Tucker Carlson

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2021-07-29 9:51:27 PM  
He always looks like just left the custody hearing and he's mad that the judge didn't let him tell "his side."
 
2021-07-29 9:53:36 PM  
He went from "legislative terrorist" to insider by filling the government with more terrorists. Not exactly a heartwarming story.
 
2021-07-29 10:00:57 PM  
This jerkoff is the epitome of the conservative ideal of incompetent, ineffectual governance while screaming. The guy's got a legitimate shot at a cabinet position in the next Trump administration.
 
2021-07-29 10:02:51 PM  
Give Jim Jordan all the leadership positions in the GOP. Dude is an obvious, ineffective moron with absolutely zero legislative accomplishments.
 
2021-07-29 10:03:43 PM  
I don't believe anyone has ever been scared of Gym Jordan. Chickens maybe but not people.
 
2021-07-29 10:04:58 PM  

taintbaggins: I don't believe anyone has ever been scared of Gym Jordan. Chickens maybe but not people.


Some molested kids, maybe.
 
2021-07-29 10:07:04 PM  
...and if he plays his cards just right, one day he might move up a spot or two in the GQP human centipede



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/ Hot Damn Less, Diarrhea
 
2021-07-29 10:08:33 PM  

Herb Utsmelz: Just take one look at the son of a biatch and you'll know all about him. That smug smirk should be slapped off his face permanently.


The look in the linked picture is classic conservative looking for the best place to stick the knife in his bosses back. I have seen it in business, politics and sports.
 
2021-07-29 10:09:19 PM  

Gpzjock: Herb Utsmelz: Just take one look at the son of a biatch and you'll know all about him. That smug smirk should be slapped off his face permanently.

The look in the linked picture is classic conservative looking for the best place to stick the knife in his bosses back. I have seen it in business, politics and sports.


*boss's
Fark you autocarrot.
 
2021-07-29 10:15:53 PM  
I can't wait for Human Centipede 3 - Make Arthropods Great Again

I bet the winner scene will be Vince McMahon sobbing while he kicks the stool out as the camera zooms in on Half-scoop's eyes as he downs another helping of Micky Dees in position 2 of the chain.
 
2021-07-29 10:23:26 PM  
How do they reconcile all of the college boy rapes he at minimum knew about and didn't do anything to stop? For years.
 
2021-07-29 10:26:31 PM  
Gym Jordan should always be the ass end of a human centipede.
 
2021-07-29 10:29:24 PM  

etoof: Gym Jordan should always be the ass end of a human centipede.


fkin THIS
 
2021-07-29 10:45:07 PM  
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2021-07-29 11:26:18 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: [Fark user image image 425x640]


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2021-07-29 11:27:23 PM  
The fark you mean went from? He's still a legislative terrorist.  Only difference now is he's also an actual terrorist.
 
2021-07-29 11:29:15 PM  

Teddy Brosevelt: The fark you mean went from? He's still a legislative terrorist.  Only difference now is he's also an actual terrorist.


Terrorapist*
 
2021-07-30 12:05:06 AM  
Because the party turned full Nazi over the last decade?
 
2021-07-30 1:26:23 AM  

hardinparamedic: I just imagined Mitch McConnell and Jim Jordan going ass to mouth with Tucker Carlson

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Wait, that's artwork from the 3rd Edition or 4th Edition rules book in the background, I don't know what those three in the front are supposed to be.
 
2021-07-30 1:27:57 AM  

NM Volunteer: hardinparamedic: I just imagined Mitch McConnell and Jim Jordan going ass to mouth with Tucker Carlson

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Wait, that's artwork from the 3rd Edition or 4th Edition rules book in the background, I don't know what those three in the front are supposed to be.


those are the fabulous custodies (fabtodes) from If the emperor had a text to speech device

Sadly the entire series just got a cease and desist from GW
 
2021-07-30 1:37:14 AM  

Herb Utsmelz: Just take one look at the son of a biatch and you'll know all about him. That smug smirk should be slapped off his face permanently.


Ideally with a brick.
 
2021-07-30 6:01:40 AM  
In the Republican party's decent they met Gym on the way down.  All the suspected pedophiles are now they "truth tellers" and the "fighters" for the GOP.
 
2021-07-30 7:15:26 AM  
"No matter whose memory is right..."

Not Gymmies, that's for sure
 
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