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(Yahoo)   Kayakers use condoms for the protection of the little man in the boat   (yahoo.com) divider line
    More: Giggity, Canoeing, Australian kayaker, Olympic champion Jessica Fox, Kayaking, short video, Kayak, Canoe, Boat  
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1207 clicks; posted to Sports » on 29 Jul 2021 at 8:20 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-07-29 8:34:57 PM  
The "third leg" article on the page was better headline material
 
2021-07-29 8:49:59 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: The "third leg" article on the page was better headline material


seven links down.

/btw, great username for these Olympics
 
2021-07-29 9:00:47 PM  
Well no shiat Australians don't use condoms like they're supposed to. Otherwise, the dingos would starve to death.
 
2021-07-29 9:24:37 PM  
I hope kayak repair isn't the only thing she uses them for.

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2021-07-29 9:45:24 PM  
My rejected submission:

When your competing in Olympic Kayaking and get a hole in your boat and there's no FlexSeal around? Australian Jess Fox used a free condom to patch her craft...and then won gold
 
2021-07-29 11:00:40 PM  
I hear they can be used for butt stuff too.
 
2021-07-29 11:47:41 PM  

MizzouGuy: My rejected submission:

When your competing in Olympic Kayaking and get a hole in your boat and there's no FlexSeal around? Australian Jess Fox used a free condom to patch her craft...and then won gold


How the hell do you have so many greens?

/kidding!
 
2021-07-30 12:01:12 AM  
If you get high and watch kayaking, you can convince yourself that they are Wile E. Coyote falling down a waterfall.
 
2021-07-30 1:43:42 AM  
This time, it is only just the tip.
 
2021-07-30 8:29:02 AM  

ChrisDe: I hope kayak repair isn't the only thing she uses them for.

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Go on ...
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2021-07-30 10:26:49 AM  

MizzouGuy: My rejected submission:

When your competing in Olympic Kayaking and get a hole in your boat and there's no FlexSeal around? Australian Jess Fox used a free condom to patch her craft...and then won gold


Well, of course it was rejected - it's spelled "you're".
 
2021-07-30 11:45:07 AM  

puckrock2000: MizzouGuy: My rejected submission:

When your competing in Olympic Kayaking and get a hole in your boat and there's no FlexSeal around? Australian Jess Fox used a free condom to patch her craft...and then won gold

Well, of course it was rejected - it's spelled "you're".


Damn, your right!
 
2021-07-30 5:26:25 PM  
I came....to give sunny + 1 for the headline. Pleasantly pleased to see Jessica Fox.

And yes she is.
 
2021-07-30 5:27:19 PM  

TheWaldo: I came....to give sunny + 1 for the headline. Pleasantly pleased to see Jessica Fox.

And yes she is.


SUBB not sunny. We need an edit option
 
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