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(Click Orlando)   It's the first day of Florida's lobster season, and how are we doing? Well, the death toll stands at three already   (clickorlando.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Florida, short time, previous version of this story, Florida Keys, 35-year-old man, second death, U.S. Route 1 in Florida, Pompano Beach  
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2021-07-29 1:47:57 PM  
11 votes:
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2021-07-29 2:02:41 PM  
7 votes:
Seems like lately Florida is taking their unofficial motto way too aggressively.

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2021-07-29 2:15:38 PM  
4 votes:
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2021-07-29 2:02:01 PM  
3 votes:
I thought the point was to kill them and eat them.
 
2021-07-29 2:08:04 PM  
2 votes:

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Rock shack, baby Rock shack...wait.
 
2021-07-29 2:14:51 PM  
2 votes:
A Florida lobster season without at least 5 deaths is considered a dull affair.
 
2021-07-29 2:15:00 PM  
2 votes:

imauniter: Gross. Who eats those cockroaches?


People typically eat the lobster, not the Floridians.
 
2021-07-29 3:07:39 PM  
2 votes:
If you didn't eat the langusta....IT WOULD EAT YOU!

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2021-07-29 2:22:56 PM  
1 vote:
The most appropriate song evar:
SLAY-52s - "Raining Lobsters"
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/everyone's having fun!
 
2021-07-29 3:06:35 PM  
1 vote:
They dive for lobster there?
 
2021-07-29 3:26:38 PM  
1 vote:
Pretty slow season if they've only killed three lobsters
 
2021-07-29 4:12:06 PM  
1 vote:

WhippingBoi: I thought the point was to kill them and eat them.


Floridians are too fatty and salty.
 
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