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(Click Orlando)   It's the first day of Florida's lobster season, and how are we doing? Well, the death toll stands at three already   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Florida, short time, previous version of this story, Florida Keys, 35-year-old man, second death, U.S. Route 1 in Florida, Pompano Beach  
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2782 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Jul 2021 at 2:01 PM (26 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-07-29 1:36:46 PM  
5 votes:
On the plus side, less Floridians.
2021-07-29 2:08:33 PM  
5 votes:
Gross. Who eats those cockroaches?
2021-07-29 2:41:30 PM  
2 votes:

Walker: On the plus side, less Floridians.

Floridians are always less, and now fewer.
2021-07-29 2:01:58 PM  
1 vote:
It's a start
2021-07-29 2:43:03 PM  
1 vote:
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2021-07-29 3:07:39 PM  
1 vote:
If you didn't eat the langusta....IT WOULD EAT YOU!

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2021-07-29 3:28:19 PM  
1 vote:

Zroop: edmo: They dive for lobster there?

The commercial end of it uses traps
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The "sport" end dives.

/Keys native Florida man
//Hate the farking mini season
///These people are like drunk, stupid vultures

Or you can just go to Publix and pick a proper lobster with claws out of the tank.
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