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(Click Orlando)   It's the first day of Florida's lobster season, and how are we doing? Well, the death toll stands at three already   (clickorlando.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Florida, short time, previous version of this story, Florida Keys, 35-year-old man, second death, U.S. Route 1 in Florida, Pompano Beach  
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2021-07-29 1:36:46 PM  
On the plus side, less Floridians.
 
2021-07-29 1:47:57 PM  
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2021-07-29 2:01:58 PM  
It's a start
 
2021-07-29 2:02:01 PM  
I thought the point was to kill them and eat them.
 
2021-07-29 2:02:41 PM  
Seems like lately Florida is taking their unofficial motto way too aggressively.

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2021-07-29 2:05:55 PM  
Those reality show auditions are getting much too competitive.  Not everyone can be a star, guys!
 
2021-07-29 2:08:04 PM  

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Rock shack, baby Rock shack...wait.
 
2021-07-29 2:08:33 PM  
Gross. Who eats those cockroaches?
 
2021-07-29 2:14:51 PM  
A Florida lobster season without at least 5 deaths is considered a dull affair.
 
2021-07-29 2:15:00 PM  

imauniter: Gross. Who eats those cockroaches?


People typically eat the lobster, not the Floridians.
 
2021-07-29 2:15:38 PM  
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2021-07-29 2:20:26 PM  

imauniter: Gross. Who eats those cockroaches?


I love 'em.

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2021-07-29 2:21:58 PM  
Do work at many restaurants... can get a cooked lobster tail with a phone call....
 
2021-07-29 2:22:56 PM  
The most appropriate song evar:
SLAY-52s - "Raining Lobsters"
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/everyone's having fun!
 
2021-07-29 2:33:25 PM  
Kill, lobsters, kill!
 
2021-07-29 2:41:30 PM  

Walker: On the plus side, less Floridians.


Floridians are always less, and now fewer.
 
2021-07-29 2:43:03 PM  
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2021-07-29 3:06:35 PM  
They dive for lobster there?
 
2021-07-29 3:07:39 PM  
If you didn't eat the langusta....IT WOULD EAT YOU!

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2021-07-29 3:25:55 PM  

edmo: They dive for lobster there?


The commercial end of it uses traps
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The "sport" end dives.

/Keys native Florida man
//Hate the farking mini season
///These people are like drunk, stupid vultures
 
2021-07-29 3:26:38 PM  
Pretty slow season if they've only killed three lobsters
 
2021-07-29 3:28:19 PM  

Zroop: edmo: They dive for lobster there?

The commercial end of it uses traps
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The "sport" end dives.

/Keys native Florida man
//Hate the farking mini season
///These people are like drunk, stupid vultures


Or you can just go to Publix and pick a proper lobster with claws out of the tank.
 
2021-07-29 3:29:41 PM  

edmo: They dive for lobster there?


It's a ton of fun, my son and I have dived every year for the last 6 years.  Then he got married.

You get lobster and you dive, what could be better?
 
2021-07-29 3:57:39 PM  
Yeah, I assumed it was Rock Lobster.

I have had langouste. Good, but no claws. The claws are the best part of the American Lobster.
 
2021-07-29 4:12:06 PM  

WhippingBoi: I thought the point was to kill them and eat them.


Floridians are too fatty and salty.
 
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