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(ABC7Amarillo)   Worst outbreak of distemper in ten years spreads across Texas city, presenting residents with the dilemma of either vaccinating or not having dogs with 5G reception   (abc7amarillo.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Distemper outbreak, Stanley Marsh 3, Amarillo  
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2021-07-29 9:00:35 PM  
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2021-07-29 9:06:59 PM  
Maybe they could dress the dogs up in some slutty costumes, and then they'd have a hot Spot.
 
2021-07-29 9:09:16 PM  

Prof. Frink: Maybe they could dress the dogs up in some slutty costumes, and then they'd have a hot Spot.


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2021-07-29 9:11:12 PM  
"It can be on the bottom of your foot," said Victoria Medley, Director of Amarillo Animal Management & Welfare.

*checks bottom of both feet

Whew we're good, dog
 
2021-07-29 9:13:24 PM  

Prof. Frink: Maybe they could dress the dogs up in some slutty costumes, and then they'd have a hot Spot.


Well, I guess if anybody needs Prof. Frink, he'll be in his Lab.
 
2021-07-29 9:15:45 PM  

TorpedoOrca: "It can be on the bottom of your foot," said Victoria Medley, Director of Amarillo Animal Management & Welfare.

*checks bottom of both feet

Whew we're good, dog


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2021-07-29 9:15:53 PM  
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2021-07-29 9:20:07 PM  
If my dog already acts autistic, can a vaccine fix it?  Asking for a friend.
 
2021-07-29 9:22:48 PM  
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If it's gonna be THAT kind of thread, I'm gonna stick my dog with the name Mash Potato.
 
2021-07-29 9:28:07 PM  
It was either this or rabies.
 
2021-07-29 9:36:11 PM  
I vaccinated my dog and now he keeps trying to get me to renew my automobile warranty!
 
2021-07-29 9:36:26 PM  

Gyrfalcon: It was either this or rabies.


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Morgan "Tiddy Sprinkles" Freeman: In  fact, the dog did not have rabies. That's just how chihuahuas are.  Little assholes.
 
2021-07-29 9:36:58 PM  

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If it's gonna be THAT kind of thread, I'm gonna stick my dog with the name Mash Potato.


Damn.  That pupper is dangerously cute!
 
2021-07-29 9:45:07 PM  

bughunter: leeksfromchichis: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 480x473]

If it's gonna be THAT kind of thread, I'm gonna stick my dog with the name Mash Potato.

Damn.  That pupper is dangerously cute!


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Himb Grow
 
2021-07-29 10:02:56 PM  
That means more dogs in TX will be vaccinated than their owners.
 
2021-07-29 10:10:47 PM  
Having 5G on my dog would help a lot when on hikes in the back country...
 
2021-07-29 10:26:34 PM  
Distemper is #1 on my list of diseases I worry about mutating.  It's a mutation of measles already, which occurred in South America after the Spanish invaded and spread it among the natives.  It would only take a change back to become human distemper, and it is a more deadly virus.
 
2021-07-29 10:54:48 PM  

leeksfromchichis: bughunter: leeksfromchichis: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 480x473]

If it's gonna be THAT kind of thread, I'm gonna stick my dog with the name Mash Potato.

Damn.  That pupper is dangerously cute!

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Himb Grow


Well they're cute when they're puppies anyway

/ kidding
// look at that floof!
/// OMG HE'S SO FLUFFY!
 
2021-07-30 12:01:27 AM  

leeksfromchichis: bughunter: leeksfromchichis: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 480x473]

If it's gonna be THAT kind of thread, I'm gonna stick my dog with the name Mash Potato.

Damn.  That pupper is dangerously cute!

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Himb Grow


DAWWWW....
 
2021-07-30 7:11:47 AM  
The issue with distemper in humans is that many who suffer, if they only relaxed, would realize that at least in 50% of the cases no one dissed them in the first place.

/sorry
 
2021-07-30 10:45:04 AM  
Wait... why wouldn't you want a dog with 5G?

Is it upgradable? You gotta future-proof, but over a dog lifespan 5G compatibility should be viable.
 
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