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(NJ.com)   Jersey cops confiscate 64,000 clams and by 'clams' I don't mean Jersey slang for dollars...yanno clams, bivalve molluscs   (nj.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Sewage treatment, New Jersey Conservation Police officers, freshwater clams, Clam, New Jersey, Monmouth County, New Jersey, New Jersey Division of Fish, large colonies  
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2021-07-28 11:55:19 PM  
17 votes:
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2021-07-28 9:59:59 PM  
13 votes:
Clam...ps?
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2021-07-28 9:50:45 PM  
8 votes:
♫ Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Tainted clams (Ooooh)
Tainted clams ♫
 
2021-07-29 6:06:13 AM  
7 votes:
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2021-07-29 5:12:25 AM  
5 votes:

kdawg7736: Were the cops happy as clams?


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2021-07-29 3:12:38 AM  
4 votes:
So what is that in cop gastropods?
 
2021-07-29 3:28:48 AM  
3 votes:
Bah!  This is what clams look like round here...

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Pacific geoduck clam FTW
 
2021-07-29 4:14:15 AM  
3 votes:

Kirby Muxloe: Bah!  This is what clams look like round here...

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Pacific geoduck clam FTW


Never put your geoduck in her sewage treament facility without explicit approval.
 
2021-07-28 10:13:06 PM  
2 votes:
Jersey is on the other side of the Atlantic.
 
2021-07-29 12:29:51 AM  
2 votes:
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2021-07-29 6:14:44 AM  
2 votes:
Let's clear something up once and for all:

It's not "yanno", but y'know.

Yanno
would be pronounce like the children's singer Yanni but with an "o" at the end, instead of an "ee" sound.

Literary convention since the dawn of time, when cavemen first started typing novels on their Selectrics, has always been "y'know".

Please stop with this ridiculous "yanno" tripe. It's positively cringe-inducing.
 
2021-07-29 6:15:36 AM  
2 votes:
pronounced


My Selectric is getting old.
 
2021-07-29 6:53:20 AM  
2 votes:
I look at the clams in the picture with their weird... I dunno? Still:
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Turns out, thanks to the world wide swapweb:
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2021-07-29 8:53:19 AM  
2 votes:

WilderKWight: pronounced


My Selectric is getting old.


yeah I think the # of people who will get that reference is very small.
 
2021-07-29 12:04:40 AM  
1 vote:
On the Way to Cape May
Youtube T7io4Wxxnjc
 
2021-07-29 2:40:16 AM  
1 vote:
Sex trafficking is getting out of control ever since that cult thing dissolved.
 
2021-07-29 2:49:33 AM  
1 vote:
Dated a girl who lived near Bivalve, New Jersey, which was near Shell Pile.
 
2021-07-29 2:55:10 AM  
1 vote:

kdawg7736: [i.imgflip.com image 548x496]


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2021-07-29 7:40:58 AM  
1 vote:

Kirby Muxloe: Bah!  This is what clams look like round here...

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Pacific geoduck clam FTW


Go Evergreen State!
 
2021-07-29 9:49:18 AM  
1 vote:
Careful, if you start confiscating everything tainted by sewage in New Jersey it's a slippery slope.
 
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