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(   Jersey cops confiscate 64,000 clams and by 'clams' I don't mean Jersey slang for dollars...yanno clams, bivalve molluscs   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Sewage treatment, New Jersey Conservation Police officers, freshwater clams, Clam, New Jersey, Monmouth County, New Jersey, New Jersey Division of Fish, large colonies  
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2021-07-29 3:28:48 AM  
5 votes:
Bah!  This is what clams look like round here...

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Pacific geoduck clam FTW
2021-07-29 6:14:44 AM  
5 votes:
Let's clear something up once and for all:

It's not "yanno", but y'know.

would be pronounce like the children's singer Yanni but with an "o" at the end, instead of an "ee" sound.

Literary convention since the dawn of time, when cavemen first started typing novels on their Selectrics, has always been "y'know".

Please stop with this ridiculous "yanno" tripe. It's positively cringe-inducing.
2021-07-28 10:13:06 PM  
3 votes:
Jersey is on the other side of the Atlantic.
2021-07-29 12:29:51 AM  
2 votes:
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2021-07-29 2:38:36 AM  
1 vote:
How many were there before the departmental clam bake?

/Sewage? Eh, rinse them off they'll be fine.
2021-07-29 2:50:09 AM  
1 vote:
All the clams in Jersey smell like sewage.
2021-07-29 4:14:15 AM  
1 vote:

Kirby Muxloe: Bah!  This is what clams look like round here...

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Pacific geoduck clam FTW

Never put your geoduck in her sewage treament facility without explicit approval.
2021-07-29 7:13:23 AM  
1 vote:

Day_Old_Dutchie: kdawg7736: Were the cops happy as clams?

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I loved B.C. as a kid in the 80's! It's a shame that cartoonist was such an evangelical zealot.
He did not hesitate to express his religious views in other forums, telling the Washington Post in a 1999 interview, "Jews and Muslims who don't accept Jesus will burn in hell," and "Homosexuality is the handiwork of Satan," and "The end of the world is approaching, maybe by the year 2010."

It ended up showing up on the BC strips at the end. Poor typically scared old conservative who doesn't recognize how out of touch they are.   :/
His kids have taken over since his death in 2001. They've been writing/drawing the comic since and backpedaling/whitewashing his legacy ever since.

I like to hope it's because they're ashamed of it and not just hiding it for the money.
2021-07-29 9:49:18 AM  
1 vote:
Careful, if you start confiscating everything tainted by sewage in New Jersey it's a slippery slope.
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