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(NJ.com)   Jersey cops confiscate 64,000 clams and by 'clams' I don't mean Jersey slang for dollars...yanno clams, bivalve molluscs   (nj.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Sewage treatment, New Jersey Conservation Police officers, freshwater clams, Clam, New Jersey, Monmouth County, New Jersey, New Jersey Division of Fish, large colonies  
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2021-07-28 9:50:45 PM  
♫ Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Tainted clams (Ooooh)
Tainted clams ♫
 
2021-07-28 9:59:59 PM  
Clam...ps?
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2021-07-28 10:13:06 PM  
Jersey is on the other side of the Atlantic.
 
2021-07-28 11:18:56 PM  
Say what?
 
2021-07-28 11:54:45 PM  
Were the cops happy as clams?
 
2021-07-28 11:55:19 PM  
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2021-07-29 12:04:40 AM  
On the Way to Cape May
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2021-07-29 12:29:51 AM  
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2021-07-29 2:38:36 AM  
64,000?
How many were there before the departmental clam bake?


/Sewage? Eh, rinse them off they'll be fine.
 
2021-07-29 2:40:16 AM  
Sex trafficking is getting out of control ever since that cult thing dissolved.
 
2021-07-29 2:49:33 AM  
Dated a girl who lived near Bivalve, New Jersey, which was near Shell Pile.
 
2021-07-29 2:50:09 AM  
All the clams in Jersey smell like sewage.
 
2021-07-29 2:55:10 AM  

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2021-07-29 3:12:38 AM  
So what is that in cop gastropods?
 
2021-07-29 3:28:48 AM  
Bah!  This is what clams look like round here...

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Pacific geoduck clam FTW
 
2021-07-29 4:14:15 AM  

Kirby Muxloe: Bah!  This is what clams look like round here...

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Pacific geoduck clam FTW


Never put your geoduck in her sewage treament facility without explicit approval.
 
2021-07-29 4:46:00 AM  

Kirby Muxloe: Bah!  This is what clams look like round here...

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Pacific geoduck clam FTW


I've read somewheres that the Japanese are just in love w/Goodluck clams.........maybe its something about their Short Comings????

They'd better watch out for the Red Tide that hits where they grow too sometimes........!!!!!
 
2021-07-29 5:12:25 AM  

kdawg7736: Were the cops happy as clams?


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2021-07-29 6:03:39 AM  
Were they bearded?
 
2021-07-29 6:06:13 AM  
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2021-07-29 6:14:44 AM  
Let's clear something up once and for all:

It's not "yanno", but y'know.

Yanno
would be pronounce like the children's singer Yanni but with an "o" at the end, instead of an "ee" sound.

Literary convention since the dawn of time, when cavemen first started typing novels on their Selectrics, has always been "y'know".

Please stop with this ridiculous "yanno" tripe. It's positively cringe-inducing.
 
2021-07-29 6:15:36 AM  
pronounced


My Selectric is getting old.
 
2021-07-29 6:53:20 AM  
I look at the clams in the picture with their weird... I dunno? Still:
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2021-07-29 7:13:23 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: kdawg7736: Were the cops happy as clams?

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I loved B.C. as a kid in the 80's! It's a shame that cartoonist was such an evangelical zealot.
He did not hesitate to express his religious views in other forums, telling the Washington Post in a 1999 interview, "Jews and Muslims who don't accept Jesus will burn in hell," and "Homosexuality is the handiwork of Satan," and "The end of the world is approaching, maybe by the year 2010."

It ended up showing up on the BC strips at the end. Poor typically scared old conservative who doesn't recognize how out of touch they are.   :/
His kids have taken over since his death in 2001. They've been writing/drawing the comic since and backpedaling/whitewashing his legacy ever since.

I like to hope it's because they're ashamed of it and not just hiding it for the money.
 
2021-07-29 7:40:58 AM  

Kirby Muxloe: Bah!  This is what clams look like round here...

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Pacific geoduck clam FTW


Go Evergreen State!
 
2021-07-29 8:12:13 AM  

minorshan: I look at the clams in the picture with their weird... I dunno? Still:
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Turns out, thanks to the world wide swapweb:
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2021-07-29 8:53:19 AM  

WilderKWight: pronounced


My Selectric is getting old.


yeah I think the # of people who will get that reference is very small.
 
2021-07-29 9:39:37 AM  

minorshan: I like to hope it's because they're ashamed of it and not just hiding it for the money.


Serious question: why should someone feel ashamed for the beliefs of one of their ancestors? That seems like a really odd "hope."
 
2021-07-29 9:49:18 AM  
Careful, if you start confiscating everything tainted by sewage in New Jersey it's a slippery slope.
 
2021-07-29 12:55:01 PM  
minorshan

the expression 'handiwork of Satan' is always good for a Beavis and Butthead snicker :)
 
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