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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)   One last time: Do not make a deposit into your credit union account then return later to rob the credit union. You might just end up in the pokey   (post-gazette.com) divider line
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2021-07-29 12:06:44 AM  
Leave me outta this

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2021-07-29 12:08:03 AM  
Ya, but you'll get a decent interest rate while you do your 10 to 20 years....
 
2021-07-29 12:11:05 AM  

LordOfThePings: Leave me outta this

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/missed it by 3 minutes
 
2021-07-29 12:13:24 AM  
I've found credit unions don't have much cash in the building. Couldn't handle a $15k check to cash.
 
2021-07-29 12:17:57 AM  
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2021-07-29 12:22:49 AM  

The Reverend Sam Hill: [Fark user image 600x337]


What's Colonel Potter have to do with this?
 
2021-07-29 12:23:14 AM  
I love the life lessons you learn on Fark.  We need to include it in our schools.
 
2021-07-29 12:23:36 AM  

fragMasterFlash: LordOfThePings: Leave me outta this

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/missed it by 3 minutes


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2021-07-29 12:26:36 AM  
No seriously why would you rob a credit union unless it's one of those regional bank chains masquerading as a credit union?

It's like robbing an orphanage. They're actually NOT the bad guys.
 
2021-07-29 12:30:07 AM  
It's so easy to catch the dumb ones.
 
2021-07-29 12:31:46 AM  
YOU'RE NOT MY JUUUUUDGE
 
2021-07-29 12:34:12 AM  
I tried to do that but It ended up just being a withdrawal.
 
2021-07-29 12:35:00 AM  
That's what it's all about.
 
2021-07-29 12:35:51 AM  

gameshowhost: YOU'RE NOT MY JUUUUUDGE


YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!
 
2021-07-29 12:39:53 AM  
So you're saying I should do the robbing, then come back to do the deposit? That's a good idea, as I'll have all that money I stole to deposit, too!
 
2021-07-29 12:49:38 AM  
For a second I thought it was the guy who robbed my credit union.  But they found him in a couple of days.
 
2021-07-29 12:59:33 AM  
...he ordered the walker using teller to open up the vault

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"And make sure there's no funny stuff, Grandma!"
 
2021-07-29 1:05:40 AM  
that is dumbass there
 
2021-07-29 1:06:03 AM  
What made them think this was a good idea?
 
2021-07-29 1:38:27 AM  
So the takeaway from the headline is to rob the Credit Union first, then rob them!
 
2021-07-29 1:40:00 AM  

jammer2k: So the takeaway from the headline is to rob the Credit Union first, then rob them!


I am a potato!

Should have been;
So the takeaway from the headline is to rob the Credit Union first, then make the deposit

/but the first one could work
 
2021-07-29 2:43:42 AM  

LordOfThePings: Leave me outta this

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If you're in the Pokey, does that mean they turned him into a brazen bull, or is it more like a tauntaun?
 
2021-07-29 3:35:33 AM  
a little surprising some of you don't realize this is his retirement plan. 3 hots and a cot, medical, a steady address..
 
2021-07-29 5:37:41 AM  

pgh9fan: The Reverend Sam Hill: [Fark user image 600x337]

What's Colonel Potter have to do with this?


Surely you mean Major General Bartford Hamilton Steele.
 
2021-07-29 6:11:44 AM  
George then ordered one of the tellers, who was using a walker, to open the vault. He stole $101,000.
A fella could buy a lot of dalmatians with that kind of money.
 
2021-07-29 9:14:18 AM  

jammer2k: jammer2k: So the takeaway from the headline is to rob the Credit Union first, then rob them!

I am a potato!

Should have been;
So the takeaway from the headline is to rob the Credit Union first, then make the deposit

/but the first one could work


Also, steal a car for the robbery or know where all the possible cameras in the area (including surrounding businesses and residential doorbell cameras).

I guess the vehicle switch would need to have the same camera precautions also.

Man, it's getting to where robbing banks almost isn't worth it anymore.
 
2021-07-29 10:41:18 AM  

The Reverend Sam Hill: pgh9fan: The Reverend Sam Hill: [Fark user image 600x337]

What's Colonel Potter have to do with this?

Surely you mean Major General Bartford Hamilton Steele.


I do, and don't call me Shirley.
 
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