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2021-07-28 4:28:48 PM  
Cameo - Word Up (Official Video)
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Mask up
Everybody say
That when you go inside you got to put it on your face

Mask up
It's the code word
You know that when you hear it a great welcome is assured

/ tip of the hat, Cameo
 
2021-07-28 8:02:36 PM  
Herd Immunity has never been reached for any disease without inoculations.
Covid herd immunity will never be reached.
 
2021-07-28 8:13:51 PM  
Burma shave
 
2021-07-28 8:18:17 PM  
When the super rich start losing money and profit off of Health Care we will finally have single payer health care to subsidize their losses.
 
2021-07-28 8:18:29 PM  
I'm increasingly in favor of using the full force of the law to keep the plague rats in their homes, even if we have to board up their doors and windows to do so.
 
2021-07-28 8:21:24 PM  
So how long before insurers start seeking the ability to decline coverage for unvaccinated people who contract COVID?
 
2021-07-28 8:23:47 PM  

anfrind: I'm increasingly in favor of using the full force of the law to keep the plague rats in their homes, even if we have to board up their doors and windows to do so.


Who's gonna enforce it? Lotta cops nationwide are refusing to enforce the bare minimum stuff like mask wearing because foxnews told them it violates their constitutional rights.
 
2021-07-28 8:24:39 PM  

asmodeus224: So how long before insurers start seeking the ability to decline coverage for unvaccinated people who contract COVID?


I was just wondering if that's what it will take to get more people vaccinated.
 
2021-07-28 8:27:45 PM  

anfrind: I'm increasingly in favor of using the full force of the law to keep the plague rats in their homes, even if we have to board up their doors and windows to do so.


But it's okay to let infected people into the country and spread them around? If it's serious then be serious about it.
 
2021-07-28 8:33:00 PM  

anfrind: I'm increasingly in favor of using the full force of the law to keep the plague rats in their homes, even if we have to board up their doors and windows to do so.


Make a mask in public mandatory.  Failure to comply with the law should result in an outlaw status.

Remember, this is not the same as merely being wanted by police.  Outlaws aren't allowed to participate in society.  They also aren't subject to legal protections like not being shot with a crossbow bolt full of vaccine
 
2021-07-28 8:34:46 PM  
Some of you people need help, some sick fantasies going on here I can only imagine are the tip of the iceberg.
 
2021-07-28 8:34:48 PM  
And here I am wondering when it is time for a booster.
 
2021-07-28 8:36:40 PM  

asmodeus224: So how long before insurers start seeking the ability to decline coverage for unvaccinated people who contract COVID?


What else is new? They've been declining basic coverage to working/self employed people for decades now.
 
2021-07-28 8:38:32 PM  
I think insurance companies have contributed to some Republicans' sudden support for vaccination.
 
2021-07-28 8:38:42 PM  
I never stopped, mostly on account of the kid (age 10) can't yet get hers.
 
2021-07-28 8:44:03 PM  

MrScruffles: Some of you people need help, some sick fantasies going on here I can only imagine are the tip of the iceberg.


Dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.
 
2021-07-28 8:44:11 PM  

RandyJohnson: anfrind: I'm increasingly in favor of using the full force of the law to keep the plague rats in their homes, even if we have to board up their doors and windows to do so.

But it's okay to let infected people into the country and spread them around? If it's serious then be serious about it.


Mexico is more vaccinated than Alabama. I'd be more than happy to deport one Redneck for every illegal immigrant who wants to become a citizen.
 
2021-07-28 8:45:38 PM  
To be a plague rat is little different than being a suicide bomber.
 
2021-07-28 8:46:06 PM  
A lot of people seem to be seriously underestimating the level of fear and rage among a lot of unvaccinated people. If you check out the chatter on their patriots and greatawakening .win websites, there is an appalling level of violent antivax chatter. These people don't want to get vaccinated because they are convinced that the vaccines will kill them and their families. It's not a small number of people either. QAnon beliefs among conservatives and evangelicals are very common.

A significant fraction of the American public is simply unreachable over this. And a lot of them are armed.
 
2021-07-28 8:47:46 PM  

Snatch Bandergrip: To be a plague rat is little different than being a suicide bomber.


It requires much less courage, and character.
 
2021-07-28 8:52:32 PM  

TomDooley: When the super rich start losing money and profit off of Health Care we will finally have single payer health care to subsidize their losses.


That's a funny way to spell "higher premiums"
 
2021-07-28 8:52:39 PM  

Enigmamf: RandyJohnson: anfrind: I'm increasingly in favor of using the full force of the law to keep the plague rats in their homes, even if we have to board up their doors and windows to do so.

But it's okay to let infected people into the country and spread them around? If it's serious then be serious about it.

Mexico is more vaccinated than Alabama. I'd be more than happy to deport one Redneck for every illegal immigrant who wants to become a citizen.


As of today Mexico is 19.1 %. Alabama is 34.2. You are a farking liar.
 
2021-07-28 9:03:08 PM  

iToad: A lot of people seem to be seriously underestimating the level of fear and rage among a lot of unvaccinated people. If you check out the chatter on their patriots and greatawakening .win websites, there is an appalling level of violent antivax chatter. These people don't want to get vaccinated because they are convinced that the vaccines will kill them and their families. It's not a small number of people either. QAnon beliefs among conservatives and evangelicals are very common.

A significant fraction of the American public is simply unreachable over this. And a lot of them are armed.


I'm not really sure why we should care. If they want to die in a WACO-style massacre, that's their right.
 
2021-07-28 9:04:35 PM  

shinji3i: anfrind: I'm increasingly in favor of using the full force of the law to keep the plague rats in their homes, even if we have to board up their doors and windows to do so.

Who's gonna enforce it? Lotta cops nationwide are refusing to enforce the bare minimum stuff like mask wearing because foxnews told them it violates their constitutional rights.


Lotta cops aren't even vaccinated.
 
2021-07-28 9:09:40 PM  

robertus: I never stopped, mostly on account of the kid (age 10) can't yet get hers.


Same. I made a pact with mine that as long as she has to wear hers, I will wear mine. No hardship, really; people are gross.
 
2021-07-28 9:20:41 PM  

RandyJohnson: Enigmamf: RandyJohnson: anfrind: I'm increasingly in favor of using the full force of the law to keep the plague rats in their homes, even if we have to board up their doors and windows to do so.

But it's okay to let infected people into the country and spread them around? If it's serious then be serious about it.

Mexico is more vaccinated than Alabama. I'd be more than happy to deport one Redneck for every illegal immigrant who wants to become a citizen.

As of today Mexico is 19.1 %. Alabama is 34.2. You are a farking liar.


Did a quick Google. Alabama is 43% with one vaccine and 34% fully vaccinated. Mexico is 34% with one vaccine and 19% fully vaccinated.

Alright... so you win this one. That said, I didn't look up vaccine distribution and availability, nor rates of vaccinations by week. I could do that, but I do have other things to do right now.

/considering that right now every American can walk into a pharmacy and get the shot, less than 50% with their first shot is sad for Alabama
 
2021-07-28 9:20:58 PM  

Bazzlex001: iToad: A lot of people seem to be seriously underestimating the level of fear and rage among a lot of unvaccinated people. If you check out the chatter on their patriots and greatawakening .win websites, there is an appalling level of violent antivax chatter. These people don't want to get vaccinated because they are convinced that the vaccines will kill them and their families. It's not a small number of people either. QAnon beliefs among conservatives and evangelicals are very common.

A significant fraction of the American public is simply unreachable over this. And a lot of them are armed.

I'm not really sure why we should care. If they want to die in a WACO-style massacre, that's their right.


I think that we should just step back and let COVID burn through them. They are beyond logic and reason over this. The right wing media has been throwing red meat to them for the last 40 years, and this is the result.

With the way things are going, it looks like you either get vaxxed or get COVID. You will either learn by the word, or learn by the sword.
 
2021-07-28 9:23:29 PM  

TomDooley: When the super rich start losing money and profit off of Health Care we will finally have single payer health care to subsidize their losses.


two_buttons_meme("universal single-payer healthcare is good", "if these farking unvaccinated plague rats know they're risking six figure medical bills when being willful plague rats lands them in the ICU for a month, maybe they'll stop being so farking stupid.")
 
2021-07-28 9:27:20 PM  

Electrify: Alright... so you win this one. That said, I didn't look up vaccine distribution and availability, nor rates of vaccinations by week. I could do that, but I do have other things to do right now.


You weren't just wrong, you weren't even close to being right, so you move the goal posts.  I understand what you were saying, but when you're wrong just take the L and move on.
 
2021-07-28 9:28:32 PM  

anfrind: I'm increasingly in favor of using the full force of the law to keep the plague rats in their homes, even if we have to board up their doors and windows to do so.


Exactly! Let's mark them with some sort of symbol and tattoo so we may be freed from this scourge of people that survive and exist against all correct feelings. How dare they exploit the fact that they aren't affected with correct feelings!

Maybe transporting these non-humans against their will to some sort outdoor adventure place with high density and provide cleansing at low cost.
 
2021-07-28 9:31:42 PM  

asmodeus224: So how long before insurers start seeking the ability to decline coverage for unvaccinated people who contract COVID?


Yeah. This was called 1.2 years ago. I wonder who was mentioning this hundreds of times. I'm drawing a blank. I wonder who that was.

Probably the same prick that said the vaccines wouldn't stop the "threat" and criticized the douchebags that buy shiat online then expose "essential workers" so the can return those foreign made widgets that hopefully contain the tears of forced labor children. Mmmm tasty tears.
 
2021-07-28 9:32:05 PM  
Herd immunity is working fine. Have you heard of any infected cows?
 
2021-07-28 9:32:35 PM  
Oh, and efff your masks and blood rituals. They don't work.
 
2021-07-28 9:34:38 PM  

iToad: Bazzlex001: iToad: A lot of people seem to be seriously underestimating the level of fear and rage among a lot of unvaccinated people. If you check out the chatter on their patriots and greatawakening .win websites, there is an appalling level of violent antivax chatter. These people don't want to get vaccinated because they are convinced that the vaccines will kill them and their families. It's not a small number of people either. QAnon beliefs among conservatives and evangelicals are very common.

A significant fraction of the American public is simply unreachable over this. And a lot of them are armed.

I'm not really sure why we should care. If they want to die in a WACO-style massacre, that's their right.

I think that we should just step back and let COVID burn through them. They are beyond logic and reason over this. The right wing media has been throwing red meat to them for the last 40 years, and this is the result.

With the way things are going, it looks like you either get vaxxed or get COVID. You will either learn by the word, or learn by the sword.


If it were not for the emergency rooms and ICUs getting overrun, sure let's do it.

But the issue is as it burns they take up beds, create potential new strains, and potentially infect kids.

Nightmare scenario?  Because of this crowd a variant forms that is transmissible in kids very easily and kills them after a few weeks.
 
2021-07-28 9:36:52 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: anfrind: I'm increasingly in favor of using the full force of the law to keep the plague rats in their homes, even if we have to board up their doors and windows to do so.

Exactly! Let's mark them with some sort of symbol and tattoo so we may be freed from this scourge of people that survive and exist against all correct feelings. How dare they exploit the fact that they aren't affected with correct feelings!

Maybe transporting these non-humans against their will to some sort outdoor adventure place with high density and provide cleansing at low cost.


Actually, that would be a bad idea that would simply increase variants and spread it everywhere they're transported or stored.

That's why I say we shoot vaccine darts at them from a distance.

It will keep them away from public places, and if they're persistent, eventually they'll get dosed enough we can actually allow them back.

Otherwise, given the nature of corona, you'd be better served by executing them before sending them to your implied extermination camp.  Dead bodies don't breathe. Much safer.
 
2021-07-28 9:39:02 PM  

anfrind: I'm increasingly in favor of using the full force of the law to keep the plague rats in their homes, even if we have to board up their doors and windows to do so.



If all of the self-righteous maniacs screaming about "plague rats" had done that a year and a half ago, instead of complaining about "ruined holidays" and going out anyway, well, we wouldn't be here. But, Americans gonna American.
 
2021-07-28 9:50:44 PM  

MrScruffles: Some of you people need help, some sick fantasies going on here I can only imagine are the tip of the iceberg.


Yeah I tend to get that way when ABSOLUTE MORONS STEAL A YEAR AND A HALF (and counting) OF MY FARKING LIFE.
 
2021-07-28 9:53:10 PM  

solokumba: Herd Immunity has never been reached for any disease without inoculations.
Covid herd immunity will never be reached.


Why is everyone so gung ho about herd immunity? Trump wanted it and Biden pursues it and the US is in the top 3 for deaths from it. OH WELL because the economy was more important.

How the hell do we not have universal health care during a global pandemic?
 
2021-07-28 9:53:44 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: anfrind: I'm increasingly in favor of using the full force of the law to keep the plague rats in their homes, even if we have to board up their doors and windows to do so.

Exactly! Let's mark them with some sort of symbol and tattoo so we may be freed from this scourge of people that survive and exist against all correct feelings. How dare they exploit the fact that they aren't affected with correct feelings!

Maybe transporting these non-humans against their will to some sort outdoor adventure place with high density and provide cleansing at low cost.


I'm okay with this. Glad you're finally on board.
 
2021-07-28 9:59:14 PM  

leeksfromchichis: StoPPeRmobile: anfrind: I'm increasingly in favor of using the full force of the law to keep the plague rats in their homes, even if we have to board up their doors and windows to do so.

Exactly! Let's mark them with some sort of symbol and tattoo so we may be freed from this scourge of people that survive and exist against all correct feelings. How dare they exploit the fact that they aren't affected with correct feelings!

Maybe transporting these non-humans against their will to some sort outdoor adventure place with high density and provide cleansing at low cost.

Actually, that would be a bad idea that would simply increase variants and spread it everywhere they're transported or stored.

That's why I say we shoot vaccine darts at them from a distance.

It will keep them away from public places, and if they're persistent, eventually they'll get dosed enough we can actually allow them back.

Otherwise, given the nature of corona, you'd be better served by executing them before sending them to your implied extermination camp.  Dead bodies don't breathe. Much safer.


Maybe you misunderstood "cleansing." It's sort of a last answer to the problem. It's been tried over and over again and we still have correct thinkers so it must be the solution.

Once again, as brilliant as it is, the vaccines and darts don't work. Hubris is a biatch. Too bad no one has been suggesting that it's a fools errand hundreds of times. Other "nations, doing it better" has been trotted out since the beginning. Which "nation" is that, again?

Yeah, at least we have billionaires shooting big rocket dicks in almost space and get to purchase widgets from other nation that could care less for their workers and help provide forced labor tears. Tasty tears. Plus you can return them the next day so you can buy again and help fill landfills with packaging.
 
2021-07-28 10:07:12 PM  

MrScruffles: Some of you people need help, some sick fantasies going on here I can only imagine are the tip of the iceberg.


Authoritarianism is a hell of a drug.
 
2021-07-28 10:09:34 PM  
'No Way To Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where Surges Regularly Happen
 
2021-07-28 10:15:49 PM  

gunther_bumpass: anfrind: I'm increasingly in favor of using the full force of the law to keep the plague rats in their homes, even if we have to board up their doors and windows to do so.


If all of the self-righteous maniacs screaming about "plague rats" had done that a year and a half ago, instead of complaining about "ruined holidays" and going out anyway, well, we wouldn't be here. But, Americans gonna American.


shut it Ruskie
 
2021-07-28 10:21:11 PM  

MrScruffles: Some of you people need help, some sick fantasies going on here I can only imagine are the tip of the iceberg.


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2021-07-28 10:24:26 PM  

Loris: asmodeus224: So how long before insurers start seeking the ability to decline coverage for unvaccinated people who contract COVID?

I was just wondering if that's what it will take to get more people vaccinated.


Vaccine snipers.

We'll call them Vipers.

They can work out of the Covid Opposition Branch for the Recovery of America.
 
2021-07-28 10:30:23 PM  

Godscrack: asmodeus224: So how long before insurers start seeking the ability to decline coverage for unvaccinated people who contract COVID?

What else is new? They've been declining basic coverage to working/self employed people for decades now.


No, they haven't. Had fantastic, affordable insurance until affordable care act. Now I have less affordable insurance that isn't what I need. One of those who got hosed by the change. Self employed.
 
2021-07-28 10:32:10 PM  

iToad: A lot of people seem to be seriously underestimating the level of fear and rage among a lot of unvaccinated people. If you check out the chatter on their patriots and greatawakening .win websites, there is an appalling level of violent antivax chatter. These people don't want to get vaccinated because they are convinced that the vaccines will kill them and their families. It's not a small number of people either. QAnon beliefs among conservatives and evangelicals are very common.

A significant fraction of the American public is simply unreachable over this. And a lot of them are armed.


It's unfortunate. However, if you are vaccinated your chances of dying from covid are basically 0. Kids are in more danger from the flue. Lots of lefties have their gut is better than science hangups too.
 
2021-07-28 10:32:52 PM  

Bazzlex001: iToad: A lot of people seem to be seriously underestimating the level of fear and rage among a lot of unvaccinated people. If you check out the chatter on their patriots and greatawakening .win websites, there is an appalling level of violent antivax chatter. These people don't want to get vaccinated because they are convinced that the vaccines will kill them and their families. It's not a small number of people either. QAnon beliefs among conservatives and evangelicals are very common.

A significant fraction of the American public is simply unreachable over this. And a lot of them are armed.

I'm not really sure why we should care. If they want to die in a WACO-style massacre, that's their right.


They're spreading it to people who are vaccinated. My daughter has been fully vaccinated since February, but she came down with Covid last week. It hit her pretty hard considering she had two Pfizer shots.
 
2021-07-28 10:35:51 PM  

SmithHiller: 'No Way To Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where Surges Regularly Happen


You stole that from The Onion, didn't you?
 
2021-07-28 10:36:56 PM  

chicagogasman: gunther_bumpass: anfrind: I'm increasingly in favor of using the full force of the law to keep the plague rats in their homes, even if we have to board up their doors and windows to do so.


If all of the self-righteous maniacs screaming about "plague rats" had done that a year and a half ago, instead of complaining about "ruined holidays" and going out anyway, well, we wouldn't be here. But, Americans gonna American.

shut it Ruskie


No really, you all are insane babies. I've been isolating and masked up while everyone was on Spring Break and having weddings and all that shiat - fark you. You don't get to act all righteous when it was your freedumb actions that farked us in the first place. 

Seriously, go fark yourself. You were slightly inconvenienced for as long as it took for someone else to solve the problem and you never let us hear the end of it. You hoarded toilet paper, and pasta, and beans, and masks, and hand sanitizer, but you wen tout to Tahoe anyway. You went to birthdays, you insisted that you didn't need masks. 

But now, the vaccine gives you an out to hate. 

Y'all are farkin' nuts.
 
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