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2021-07-28 11:40:41 AM  
The four rules seem pretty acceptable to me. I would appreciate if more people abided (abode? abid?) by them.
 
2021-07-28 11:50:09 AM  
I haven't been this interested in the Lions since Cocain Wayne
 
2021-07-28 11:56:21 AM  
What does "don't disrespect the game" even mean? In baseball, for many years it apparently meant don't look like you're having fun.
 
2021-07-28 11:59:36 AM  

IAmRight: The four rules seem pretty acceptable to me. I would appreciate if more people abided (abode? abid?) by them.


If you slightly tweak the rule about weight- which is part of an athlete's job- to be a little more general, that'd 4 rules that'll keep you employed for life.

Be on time, stay professional, respect your coworkers, respect the job.
 
2021-07-28 12:37:38 PM  

Super Chronic: What does "don't disrespect the game" even mean? In baseball, for many years it apparently meant don't look like you're having fun.


Do whatever you can to fake out the team doctor and play with a concussion.

/weird that in baseball, it is the opposing teams that hate fun
//in NFL, it is the commissioner (and owner).  Presumably all the fun is to be had in the owner's box
///not sure why the players hate fun.  If you are a pitcher (and not Shohei Ohtani) you should be allowed to watch your dinger.  It isn't like you are getting another one anytime soon (i.e. act like you've been there).
 
2021-07-28 12:39:55 PM  

Super Chronic: What does "don't disrespect the game" even mean?


I think it means try to control your erection while you stand for the anthem. There's a time and a place.
 
2021-07-28 1:00:19 PM  
5. Don't be Matt Patricia.
 
2021-07-28 1:21:25 PM  

UNC_Samurai: 5. Don't be Matt Patricia.


6. Definitely don't be Marty Mornhinweg.
 
2021-07-28 1:29:09 PM  
This dude coached my dolphins for a few minutes, he will not succeed in Detroit
 
2021-07-28 1:50:43 PM  

Charles of York: This dude coached my dolphins for a few minutes, he will not succeed in Detroit


He can't be any worse that Patricia. That dude took a good team and turned them into complete hot garbage.
 
2021-07-28 2:10:48 PM  
That might be expecting too much, subby.
 
2021-07-28 2:58:49 PM  
1) The Lord loves a working man
2) Don't trust whitey
3) See a doctor and get rid of it
 
2021-07-28 4:24:30 PM  
Dan Campbell is like a real life Ted Lasso.
 
2021-07-28 4:50:07 PM  

Super Chronic: What does "don't disrespect the game" even mean?


Specifically, for this year, how about "get vaccinated, asshole"?
 
2021-07-28 8:48:36 PM  
Well, they don't play the Texans. So - not SURE about 1.
 
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