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672 clicks; posted to Sports » on 28 Jul 2021 at 2:05 AM (11 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-07-27 8:45:06 PM  
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2021-07-27 9:34:50 PM  
So, a boy then
 
2021-07-27 9:42:34 PM  
There is so much going on in that video.
 
2021-07-27 9:56:06 PM  
No one not in that video gives a planck-gram.
 
2021-07-27 10:07:23 PM  
Am I alone in thinking that the only real reason for a gender reveal party is one extra chance to get gifts?
 
2021-07-27 10:24:31 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: Am I alone in thinking that the only real reason for a gender reveal party is one extra chance to get gifts?


You are not.  But stiff them, I will.
 
2021-07-27 10:32:25 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: Am I alone in thinking that the only real reason for a gender reveal party is one extra chance to get gifts?


I thought it was to promote binary gender stereotypes and start forest fires.
 
2021-07-27 11:05:51 PM  

foo monkey: Three Crooked Squirrels: Am I alone in thinking that the only real reason for a gender reveal party is one extra chance to get gifts?

I thought it was to promote binary gender stereotypes and start forest fires.


We should start calling them what they really are: baby genital parties.

CONGRATS ON THE VAGINA!
 
2021-07-28 12:26:26 AM  
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2021-07-28 12:33:53 AM  
They didnt even burn down acres of national forest. Is she even pregont?
 
2021-07-28 1:43:21 AM  

Ass_Master_Flash: They didnt even burn down acres of national forest. Is she even pregont?


How is fiery formed?
 
2021-07-28 1:56:01 AM  
NASCAR Baby Gender Reveal sounds like a KPop band name.
 
2021-07-28 2:12:39 AM  
I thought a NASCAR gender reveal was when you and your sister get to see the ultrasound.
 
2021-07-28 2:27:52 AM  
That was some serious torque on that Power Wheel.
 
2021-07-28 3:05:43 AM  
"Stop the party. The doctor just called; that was a thumb"
 
2021-07-28 3:19:36 AM  
looks like the reveal was done by someone farting. y'all.

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2021-07-28 5:37:50 AM  

nmrsnr: foo monkey: Three Crooked Squirrels: Am I alone in thinking that the only real reason for a gender reveal party is one extra chance to get gifts?

I thought it was to promote binary gender stereotypes and start forest fires.

We should start calling them what they really are: baby genital parties.

CONGRATS ON THE VAGINA!


So it's like a Bris but without the sashimi at the end?
 
2021-07-28 6:53:19 AM  
Roll Tide.

Joey, you're from Connecticut. Have some dignity, man.
 
2021-07-28 8:50:03 AM  
So turn left if it's a boy, right if it's a girl?
 
2021-07-28 9:02:00 AM  
When she started squealing OMG!OMG!OMG!
My dog jumped off the couch and even the cat stood up like WTF is going on?
Ugh.
 
2021-07-28 9:24:05 AM  

nmrsnr: foo monkey: Three Crooked Squirrels: Am I alone in thinking that the only real reason for a gender reveal party is one extra chance to get gifts?

I thought it was to promote binary gender stereotypes and start forest fires.

We should start calling them what they really are: baby genital parties.

CONGRATS ON THE VAGINA!


I kind of like it.  You could get one of those obscene cakes made and have them do the pink/blue sponge thing as well.
 
2021-07-28 10:01:08 AM  
3 for Dale?

Really?  Earnhardt died 20 years ago.  These people were children themselves when it happened.  Is he really that big a part of their lives today?

At least a girl called Dale isn't without precedence.
 
2021-07-28 10:13:37 AM  
At some point in the future it will be discovered that gender reveal powder causes birth defects.
 
2021-07-28 11:33:18 AM  

Pinner: When she started squealing OMG!OMG!OMG!
My dog jumped off the couch and even the cat stood up like WTF is going on?
Ugh.


I would have turned to her and said, "What would you have done if it were a third boy?", except I would never attend a gender reveal party.
 
2021-07-28 11:44:41 AM  
More Loganos? This cant be a good thing
 
2021-07-28 12:24:43 PM  

mikaloyd: More Loganos? This cant be a good thing


I'm sure QueenMamaBee is already sending congratulatory sugar free gummies.
 
2021-07-28 12:46:37 PM  
Not one eye on the kids as they roll down the street.
 
2021-07-28 5:56:43 PM  

bluorangefyre: mikaloyd: More Loganos? This cant be a good thing

I'm sure QueenMamaBee is already sending congratulatory sugar free gummies.


Of course!
 
2021-07-28 5:58:34 PM  

virulent_loser: looks like the reveal was done by someone farting. y'all.

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That is the squintiest couple in existence
 
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