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2021-07-27 8:49:24 PM  
37 votes:
Don't even ask about the James Gandolfini service stop. You were never there.
 
2021-07-27 8:47:29 PM  
28 votes:
Does it have a hitching post I can tie my steel horse up to?
 
2021-07-27 9:43:53 PM  
23 votes:
There's an app now that tells you when you're half way there.
 
2021-07-27 11:18:53 PM  
19 votes:
Imagine driving through the middle of Ireland and seeing this...

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2021-07-27 10:42:21 PM  
19 votes:
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Uh, training bras and mini-pads at the Judy Blume service area?
 
2021-07-27 8:57:05 PM  
19 votes:
The Frank Sinatra Service Area provides one for your baby and one more for the road.
 
2021-07-27 8:55:57 PM  
19 votes:

revrendjim: Don't even ask about the James Gandolfini service stop. You were never there.


And stay the fark away from the dumpsters!  There's...uh...bees in 'em.

/Exterminators are coming Thursday.
//And maybe Friday too if you don't keep your friggin' mout' shut.
 
2021-07-27 10:44:39 PM  
17 votes:
Am I the only one thinking that "Cheesequake" sounds like some shiatty ridiculous dessert at Applebee's?
 
2021-07-27 11:10:37 PM  
15 votes:

centrifugal bumblepuppy: [Fark user image 292x195]

Uh, training bras and mini-pads at the Judy Blume service area?


"Are you there, God? It's me, Monmouth"
 
2021-07-27 9:12:31 PM  
15 votes:
Heard you can get an 8-ball at the Whitney Houston stop
 
2021-07-27 11:24:00 PM  
14 votes:
I am saddened by the lack of a Danny DeVito Service Area so I can get my Rum Ham recharged.
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2021-07-27 11:15:34 PM  
13 votes:
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2021-07-27 10:50:26 PM  
11 votes:
James Gandolfini had a heart attack ack ack ack ack ack 
You oughta know by now
 
2021-07-27 11:26:28 PM  
8 votes:

fragMasterFlash: New Jersey service areas? Are those like spots with some pre-dug shallow graves, bags of lime, a pile of dirt and a few shovels?


Who the fark wants to know?
 
2021-07-27 8:44:53 PM  
8 votes:
Obviously some very different services offered. I'm guessing hair care at the Bon Jovi.
 
2021-07-27 8:42:42 PM  
8 votes:

Gulper Eel: No Springsteen service area?


He politely declined.
 
2021-07-27 10:48:21 PM  
7 votes:
They spent too much money on the Whitney Houston service area. You might say it's underwater.

/yep! A door!
 
2021-07-27 11:09:21 PM  
6 votes:
No matter where you go in Jersey, it's halfway theeeeere.  Ooooohhhh, living on a prayer!

What, no Glen Danzig rest stop?
 
2021-07-28 12:45:36 AM  
5 votes:
If you're on a date and hoping for some backseat action, make sure you go to the Connie Chung Service Area.  After all, nobody is getting pregnant there.

On a side note, I did not know that she was from Jersey.
 
2021-07-27 8:52:42 PM  
5 votes:
The orange juice at the James Gandolfini Rest Stop is the kind with some pulp.
 
2021-07-27 8:42:39 PM  
5 votes:

Gulper Eel: No Springsteen service area?


It's tough...So tough...
 
2021-07-28 11:47:28 AM  
4 votes:
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/got nuthin'
 
2021-07-28 12:52:41 AM  
4 votes:
I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
The rest stop (rest stop) where I find guys
Rest stop (rest stop) where I find guys
 
2021-07-27 11:45:21 PM  
4 votes:
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Used to exist on I-295 in Burlington County.  Created by Gov. Christie Whitman in response to Stern endorsing her.  Closed in the early 2000s due to either "finances" or "unsavory activities in the bathrooms" -- take your pick.
 
2021-07-27 10:47:05 PM  
4 votes:
I'm sure there are plenty of women and at least a few men that wouldn't mind servicing Jon Bon Jovi's area.
 
2021-07-27 10:43:06 PM  
4 votes:
Cheesequake... hey thats the name of my Bon Jovi tribute band!
 
2021-07-28 2:54:05 AM  
3 votes:

berylman: I am saddened by the lack of a Danny DeVito Service Area so I can get my Rum Ham recharged.
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The problem with that one is that it has such a small parking lot..
 
2021-07-27 11:54:53 PM  
3 votes:

Camus' Ghost: No matter where you go in Jersey, it's halfway theeeeere.  Ooooohhhh, living on a prayer!

What, no Glen Danzig rest stop?


They considered the name to be a misfit.
 
2021-07-27 11:32:41 PM  
3 votes:
Sounds like a good place to get shot through the heart.

/ and you're to blame
// you give music a bad name
 
2021-07-27 11:24:17 PM  
3 votes:
New Jersey service areas? Are those like spots with some pre-dug shallow graves, bags of lime, a pile of dirt and a few shovels?
 
2021-07-27 11:15:14 PM  
3 votes:

JerseyTim: Gulper Eel: No Springsteen service area?

He politely declined.


Not sure why this has three funny votes: https://www.northjersey.com/story/new​s​/transportation/2021/07/27/garden-stat​e-parkway-rest-stops-named-famous-peop​le-nj/5390649001/

"Bruce Springsteen respectfully declined to have a service area named after him," said New Jersey Hall of Fame spokeswoman Natasha Alagarasan. "It should be noted, though, that Bruce has been very supportive of the New Jersey Hall of Fame over the years, and is very much a part of the fabric of the Hall."
 
2021-07-27 10:54:27 PM  
3 votes:
Yes but which one has the best glory holes?
 
2021-07-27 10:47:53 PM  
3 votes:

Eat The Placenta: These aren't really rest stops. More like dead ends.


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2021-07-28 8:28:26 AM  
2 votes:
Uh, training bras and mini-pads at the Judy Blume service area?

centrifugal bumblepuppy: [Fark user image 292x195]


"Are you at exit 9 God? It's me, Margaret"
 
2021-07-28 3:06:28 AM  
2 votes:
Family has a house in Jersey. I'm stuck elsewhere in the world pandemicly.

This thread has actually made me fondly miss New Jersey. This virus is capable of the unthinkable.

/get me a scrapple and eggs
//It's my life
///and it's now or never

I ain't gonna live forever
 
2021-07-28 2:04:36 AM  
2 votes:

redmid17: Imagine driving through the middle of Ireland and seeing this...

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Could be worse....

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2021-07-28 12:56:29 AM  
2 votes:

cyberspacedout: Camus' Ghost: No matter where you go in Jersey, it's halfway theeeeere.  Ooooohhhh, living on a prayer!

What, no Glen Danzig rest stop?

They considered the name to be a misfit.


Glen has a small bookshelf at a local library named after him
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2021-07-27 11:34:31 PM  
2 votes:

El Borscht: fragMasterFlash: New Jersey service areas? Are those like spots with some pre-dug shallow graves, bags of lime, a pile of dirt and a few shovels?

Who the fark wants to know?


Cars these days, trunk space is a very expensive premium. Now a good old Ford LTD with a 4-body trunk? Man, those were the days! You know what I'm saying, Pal?
 
2021-07-27 8:40:56 PM  
2 votes:
No Springsteen service area?
 
2021-07-28 7:34:55 AM  
1 vote:

redmid17: Imagine driving through the middle of Ireland and seeing this...

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More like the Barack O'Bama plaza. Amirite?
 
2021-07-28 12:56:25 AM  
1 vote:
I want the 1980's Connie Chung service.
 
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2021-07-27 11:07:34 PM  
1 vote:
fark bon jovi. Springsteen all the way
 
2021-07-27 11:05:24 PM  
1 vote:

Dead for Tax Reasons: Don't fark with Clara barton


I should think not, what with the whole being dead thing and all.
 
2021-07-27 10:45:07 PM  
1 vote:
These aren't really rest stops. More like dead ends.
 
2021-07-27 8:43:05 PM  
1 vote:
Thinking about becoming a "Save our Cheesequake!" crank and starting some sort of protest.
 
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