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2021-07-27 10:46:57 PM  

thegreatmurgatroid: Imagine being scared of a virus with a 99.8% chance of survival.

If you fat tards want to mandate anything, you should mandate putting the fork down and living a healthy life.  But that takes actual discipline whereas opening your fat mouth to make ridiculous claims about vaccine mandates is much easier.  Stay fat (and afraid).


Nice. Out machismo the virus. Let us know how that works for you, Chad.
 
2021-07-27 10:55:57 PM  

cryinoutloud: baorao: [Fark user image 425x385]
just in time for full capacity college football stadiums in the reddest part of the map.

I just looked up my county and we are like, NOTHING. Almost no new cases for months.
Very nice. Red state too.

Herr Morgenstern: Tom Marvolo Bombadil: in certain areas
Not just on the face?
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I'll allow it!
O, are we allowed to post these again? In that case...
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I'll be in my bunk(er).

What the hell, mister. This is serious business.


keep in mind that could be people deciding not to get tested. I work with a number of people that have pretty much decided the cold they got this summer was "probably the Delta variant" but not bothering to get tested because of the recommended isolation and cancelling of plans if they're a confirmed positive.
 
2021-07-27 11:06:42 PM  
My girlfriend's kid (18, vaccinated) just tested positive.  Was hanging out with her boyfriend, and his band's degen unvaxxed drummer had it.  Second infection for her.  First one had her bedridden for a month.

Meanwhile my 73 year old, obese, diabetic mother refuses to be vaccinated...  And has convinced my 43 year old, obese, diabetic sister that the vaccine will make her barren.

I've stopped talking to them; told them they chose a stupid way to die, and that we can say goodbye on facetime before they're intubated.
 
2021-07-27 11:08:58 PM  
2 weeks ago they said vaccinated people didn't need a mask. Now they say they have to.

But by all means, keep insulting and attacking each other.
 
2021-07-27 11:22:55 PM  
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2021-07-27 11:43:57 PM  

Skeleton Man: Hear me out, okay?

Cordyceps is a fungus that attacks insect hosts and controls their mind, making them seek out the conditions that would be best for the fungus's growth, right down to the exact height off the ground, up until the fungus completely replaces the host tissue.

Toxoplasma gondii works in a similar way: the parasite wants to be inside of a cat, but it starts its life cycle in a rat, so it reverses the rat's natural aversion to the scent of cats and makes them actively seek out cats. Cat eats rat, cat gets parasite. (There are theories that this parasite gets in people and gives us "cat ladies").

What if the plague rats are infected and asymptomatic? They think the virus is a hoax so they're not gonna go get tested whilst healthy or anything and even if they did, what if they're infected on some subtle level that we don't yet understand? Perhaps the infection is confined to their brain, and yes, controlling their farking minds. Making them spread not the virus, but the gospel of the virus. Advocating against all mitigation efforts. Encouraging people to gather in large groups unmasked. All manner of farkery.

A sentient farking mind control virus.


meh, I think Dean Koontz Already did this
 
2021-07-27 11:46:11 PM  

thegreatmurgatroid: Imagine being scared of a virus with a 99.8% chance of survival.

If you fat tards want to mandate anything, you should mandate putting the fork down and living a healthy life.  But that takes actual discipline whereas opening your fat mouth to make ridiculous claims about vaccine mandates is much easier.  Stay fat (and afraid).


the irony of this comment is that there is probably a good chance it also applies to you, and that you're in one of the groups most at risk for death or long term do sability - since death isn't the only negative outcome.

I used to be shocked people had such hardcore denial until the moment they were intubated and/or died, but it's no longer surprising to me at all.
 
2021-07-28 12:18:44 AM  

thegreatmurgatroid: Imagine being scared of a virus with a 99.8% chance of survival.


Imagine my soggy dick marinating in your mouth until it prunes.
 
2021-07-28 12:41:43 AM  

OkieDookie: Skeleton Man: Hear me out, okay?

Cordyceps is a fungus that attacks insect hosts and controls their mind, making them seek out the conditions that would be best for the fungus's growth, right down to the exact height off the ground, up until the fungus completely replaces the host tissue.

Toxoplasma gondii works in a similar way: the parasite wants to be inside of a cat, but it starts its life cycle in a rat, so it reverses the rat's natural aversion to the scent of cats and makes them actively seek out cats. Cat eats rat, cat gets parasite. (There are theories that this parasite gets in people and gives us "cat ladies").

What if the plague rats are infected and asymptomatic? They think the virus is a hoax so they're not gonna go get tested whilst healthy or anything and even if they did, what if they're infected on some subtle level that we don't yet understand? Perhaps the infection is confined to their brain, and yes, controlling their farking minds. Making them spread not the virus, but the gospel of the virus. Advocating against all mitigation efforts. Encouraging people to gather in large groups unmasked. All manner of farkery.

A sentient farking mind control virus.

When was the last time you had a CAT scan?


I think that the root of it all, as with nearly everything other political controversy going on right now, is they would rather die than admit 'the liberals' are right.
 
2021-07-28 12:47:39 AM  

Skeleton Man: Imagine my soggy dick marinating in your mouth until it prunes.


As a third-party observer, I am trying to imagine your dick in thegreatmurgatroid's mouth.

However, some questions do arise which make it difficult to picture.

For instance, is your dick already soggy prior to going into TGM's mouth?

And if it's pre-sogged, is it already pruning, thus shortening the duration required for it to prune?

Also, for something to marinate, it requires marinade, at least per the definition, and the purpose of a marinade is typically to flavor and soften.

So is your soggy dick hard to begin with, and getting softer via the marinating process while it prunes?

/I'm not an author of such eloquent prose myself, but it does seem to me that you really have failed to provide enough elements of description to permit one to really imagine this act.

Perhaps you could channel a little Steinbeck, à la "Grapes of Wrath," and utilize more descriptive text, that would be helpful to the audience.
 
2021-07-28 6:34:21 AM  
Remember when the CDC said you no longer have to wear a mask and a lot of farkers said "yeah, but I'm still gonna" and some other farkers took the piss? Who's laughing now, assholes?
 
2021-07-28 6:45:50 AM  

Skeleton Man: Hear me out, okay?

Cordyceps is a fungus that attacks insect hosts and controls their mind, making them seek out the conditions that would be best for the fungus's growth, right down to the exact height off the ground, up until the fungus completely replaces the host tissue.

Toxoplasma gondii works in a similar way: the parasite wants to be inside of a cat, but it starts its life cycle in a rat, so it reverses the rat's natural aversion to the scent of cats and makes them actively seek out cats. Cat eats rat, cat gets parasite. (There are theories that this parasite gets in people and gives us "cat ladies").

What if the plague rats are infected and asymptomatic? They think the virus is a hoax so they're not gonna go get tested whilst healthy or anything and even if they did, what if they're infected on some subtle level that we don't yet understand? Perhaps the infection is confined to their brain, and yes, controlling their farking minds. Making them spread not the virus, but the gospel of the virus. Advocating against all mitigation efforts. Encouraging people to gather in large groups unmasked. All manner of farkery.

A sentient farking mind control virus.


I'm going to say it's not impossible, right?
Sure, unlikely. But.
 
2021-07-28 6:48:00 AM  

OrangeSnapper: alternative to getting your shots.


Literally no one thinks that
 
2021-07-28 6:51:56 AM  

Mugato: I would say that "Electric Boogaloo" is played out but I use "but stuff" as a reply to every advice column so I guess I'm not one to say.


Doesn't matter, had green.
 
2021-07-28 7:20:00 AM  

waxbeans: OrangeSnapper: alternative to getting your shots.

Literally no one thinks that


That is the weird new talking point from the asshole industry.
 
2021-07-28 7:24:02 AM  

Dafatone: waxbeans: OrangeSnapper: alternative to getting your shots.

Literally no one thinks that

That is the weird new talking point from the asshole industry.


What?
So you think hand washing can replace a vaccination?
 
2021-07-28 7:29:09 AM  

waxbeans: Dafatone: waxbeans: OrangeSnapper: alternative to getting your shots.

Literally no one thinks that

That is the weird new talking point from the asshole industry.

What?
So you think hand washing can replace a vaccination?


I should have been more clear (thought it was obvious that you were replying to an asshole, I've got him blocked).

The Fox/etc talking point is that reinstating mask rules will keep people from getting shots, somehow.
 
2021-07-28 7:36:16 AM  

Dafatone: waxbeans: Dafatone: waxbeans: OrangeSnapper: alternative to getting your shots.

Literally no one thinks that

That is the weird new talking point from the asshole industry.

What?
So you think hand washing can replace a vaccination?

I should have been more clear (thought it was obvious that you were replying to an asshole, I've got him blocked).

The Fox/etc talking point is that reinstating mask rules will keep people from getting shots, somehow.


Oh. 🤜🤛
 
2021-07-28 9:30:24 AM  

Zik-Zak: More: Scary, Immune system, Vaccination, AIDS, new mask mandates, full-time, Public health, people wear masks, high transmission

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That's the global pandemic we're still ignoring.
 
2021-07-28 11:56:15 AM  
CDC updates guidance, recommends vaccinated people wear masks indoors in certain areas

God why the fark does this trigger anyone?  It's common farking sense.
 
2021-07-28 1:07:13 PM  

whidbey: CDC updates guidance, recommends vaccinated people wear masks indoors in certain areas

God why the fark does this trigger anyone?  It's common farking sense.


Republicans are snowflakes.
 
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