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(State of Missouri)   Know someone who lives in Missouri? Are they too stupid to get their ****ing shots? Show them this   (covidvaccine.mo.gov) divider line
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2021-07-27 3:53:07 PM  
I hate this sh*t. I got vaccinated in March and all I got was vaccinated.
 
2021-07-27 5:23:02 PM  

foo monkey: I hate this sh*t. I got vaccinated in March and all I got was vaccinated.


This.  So much this.
 
2021-07-27 5:39:48 PM  
$10,000? I guess there will be a lot more winners, but the prize in Massachusetts is a million dollars. First drawing is Thursday night.
 
2021-07-27 5:51:44 PM  
As a matter of fact I do and this might actually convince the very person I have tried incessantly to get vaccinated.

Thanks subby!
 
2021-07-27 6:06:00 PM  
F*ck you, you goddamned toddlers who need to be given a shiny trophy to go get a shot that will literally save lives. I hate people so damned much,

F*ck
You
 
2021-07-27 6:06:17 PM  

foo monkey: I hate this sh*t. I got vaccinated in March and all I got was vaccinated.


Same here, but I can enter anyway, because I am a Missouri resident. I'm glad they made eligibility retroactive.
 
2021-07-27 6:09:24 PM  

Cafe Threads: foo monkey: I hate this sh*t. I got vaccinated in March and all I got was vaccinated.

Same here, but I can enter anyway, because I am a Missouri resident. I'm glad they made eligibility retroactive.


Except you're a Missouri resident.
 
2021-07-27 6:14:10 PM  

namegoeshere: F*ck you, you goddamned toddlers who need to be given a shiny trophy to go get a shot that will literally save lives. I hate people so damned much,

F*ck
You


The person in question in my situation is my 18 year-old son. May I screenshot your words to him? I feel the same way.
 
2021-07-27 6:24:24 PM  

foo monkey: Cafe Threads: foo monkey: I hate this sh*t. I got vaccinated in March and all I got was vaccinated.

Same here, but I can enter anyway, because I am a Missouri resident. I'm glad they made eligibility retroactive.

Except you're a Missouri resident.


Yep, KCMO.

Send help?
 
2021-07-27 6:31:43 PM  
As absurd as this is, it's not actually *bad* news, so....

good?
 
2021-07-27 6:31:57 PM  
My reward for already being fully vax'ed is watching a farkton of assholes who refused to help society kick the bucket.
 
2021-07-27 6:32:01 PM  
Paying people to get vaccinated.  This is what it's down to.
 
2021-07-27 6:32:13 PM  
Give them $10k Simoleons in Sims 4 instead.
 
2021-07-27 6:32:43 PM  

Cafe Threads: foo monkey: Cafe Threads: foo monkey: I hate this sh*t. I got vaccinated in March and all I got was vaccinated.

Same here, but I can enter anyway, because I am a Missouri resident. I'm glad they made eligibility retroactive.

Except you're a Missouri resident.

Yep, KCMO.

Send help?


Just try to take solace in the fact that at least it's not KCK.
 
2021-07-27 6:33:43 PM  

ytterbium: namegoeshere: F*ck you, you goddamned toddlers who need to be given a shiny trophy to go get a shot that will literally save lives. I hate people so damned much,

F*ck
You

The person in question in my situation is my 18 year-old son. May I screenshot your words to him? I feel the same way.


my 19 yo neice had to be bribed to get the shot - and will probably manage to weedle her way out of it.  smart kid, too.  i do not understand it.
 
2021-07-27 6:33:49 PM  

Jiggatron69: Give them $10k Simoleons in Sims 4 instead.


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2021-07-27 6:34:20 PM  

Cafe Threads: foo monkey: Cafe Threads: foo monkey: I hate this sh*t. I got vaccinated in March and all I got was vaccinated.

Same here, but I can enter anyway, because I am a Missouri resident. I'm glad they made eligibility retroactive.

Except you're a Missouri resident.

Yep, KCMO.

Send help?


I feel your pain. I'm in St. Charles which actually has some of the best vaccination rates in the state...despite voting for Trump.

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/Thanks for the reminder to register
 
mjg
2021-07-27 6:34:21 PM  
The lottery/reward IS THE VACCINE.
/losers.
 
2021-07-27 6:34:29 PM  
Trumpers won't get vaccinated as long as they think they're "Owning the Libs" by not getting vaccinated.
 
2021-07-27 6:35:16 PM  
O'Fallon MO here. Was talking with a coworker today who was bragging about how his daughter, who works at a nearby hospital was recently given the ultimatum to vaccinate within a few months or be fired. Says she's looking for other work. She is going to leave her good paying job because they require her to get a free vaccine, during work hours, any time in the next few months, and the state is offering her a chance at a nice lottery.

These are the people we are dealing with.
 
2021-07-27 6:35:20 PM  

cannibalparrot: Cafe Threads: foo monkey: Cafe Threads: foo monkey: I hate this sh*t. I got vaccinated in March and all I got was vaccinated.

Same here, but I can enter anyway, because I am a Missouri resident. I'm glad they made eligibility retroactive.

Except you're a Missouri resident.

Yep, KCMO.

Send help?

Just try to take solace in the fact that at least it's not KCK.


Actually these days, I think the Kansas side is the sane side.

/I hate this timeline
 
2021-07-27 6:36:01 PM  
Are they too stupid to get their ****ing shots?


Conservatives are not avoiding the vaccine because they're stupid.  They're avoiding the vaccine because they enjoy the power that comes with potentially infecting others with coronavirus.  They are terrorists.
 
2021-07-27 6:36:17 PM  

Jeff5: Trumpers won't get vaccinated as long as they think they're "Owning the Libs" by not getting vaccinated.


We're getting so "owned" watching them on a ventilator.
 
2021-07-27 6:37:39 PM  

Mrtraveler01: cannibalparrot: Cafe Threads: foo monkey: Cafe Threads: foo monkey: I hate this sh*t. I got vaccinated in March and all I got was vaccinated.

Same here, but I can enter anyway, because I am a Missouri resident. I'm glad they made eligibility retroactive.

Except you're a Missouri resident.

Yep, KCMO.

Send help?

Just try to take solace in the fact that at least it's not KCK.

Actually these days, I think the Kansas side is the sane side.

/I hate this timeline


Hell, I moved back here last year from Indiana and it seems like Utopia now.
 
2021-07-27 6:37:42 PM  
They started doing this in my state too, a couple of months after I'd gotten my jabs.

On the one paw, whatever incentives it takes to get the population vaccinated.

On the other paw, it does chafe a little to be left out of this opportunity for enrichment because I'm a responsible citizen.

I could almost sympathize with the right wing bigots who endlessly complain about welfare cheats.

Almost, except for those two pesky facts - the "cheats" the bigots complain about are mostly fiction, and the same bigots who complain about others "taking" are the ones who have been refusing to wear a mask or get the vaccine, proving themselves to be exactly what they accuse others of being.

But that's how it always seems to work with the right wing - everything they accuse others of is a flaw they themselves are deeply committed to celebrating.
 
2021-07-27 6:38:11 PM  
:..will win either $10,000 cash or $10,000 towards an education savings account.

What will the unlucky bastards who win the education do?
 
2021-07-27 6:39:05 PM  
God that's stupid, that this has to be incentivized.

I'm making my 2nd shot appointment. And I can't wait to get just a vaccine.
 
2021-07-27 6:39:11 PM  
(shrug) Probably won't work, but ... whatever.

Most of these people would literally rather die than admit they're wrong. So ... I don't really care what happens to them now.
 
2021-07-27 6:39:28 PM  

special20: My reward for already being fully vax'ed is watching a farkton of assholes who refused to help society kick the bucket.


Also not being a disease vector around people who I like.
 
2021-07-27 6:40:01 PM  
America. Where just being able to live without fear of contracting a deadly virus isn't enough reason to get a vaccine.

They should stipulate that anyone not vaccinated without medical reasoning by Sept 1st should be fed to feral pigs. Genitals first. fark your freedoms. You risk my child's life who's too young to get it. You and your plague ridden spawn. I hope you learn the lesson the hard way.

/But God job MO trying to get the morons to do the right thing.
 
2021-07-27 6:40:25 PM  

namegoeshere: F*ck you, you goddamned toddlers who need to be given a shiny trophy to go get a shot that will literally save lives. I hate people so damned much,

F*ck
You


Idgaf if all they need is a trophy, that's easy.  Toss them a medal and be done with it.


Outright refusal (outside of medical neccesity) is a bit of a larger issue.
 
2021-07-27 6:40:42 PM  

mattj1984: O'Fallon MO here. Was talking with a coworker today who was bragging about how his daughter, who works at a nearby hospital was recently given the ultimatum to vaccinate within a few months or be fired. Says she's looking for other work. She is going to leave her good paying job because they require her to get a free vaccine, during work hours, any time in the next few months, and the state is offering her a chance at a nice lottery.

These are the people we are dealing with.


I'm honestly surprised she hasn't been fired already.

The company I work for isn't letting any unvaccinated staff into the facilities due to patient risk.
 
2021-07-27 6:41:30 PM  

ytterbium: namegoeshere: F*ck you, you goddamned toddlers who need to be given a shiny trophy to go get a shot that will literally save lives. I hate people so damned much,

F*ck
You

The person in question in my situation is my 18 year-old son. May I screenshot your words to him? I feel the same way.


Go for it.
 
2021-07-27 6:42:45 PM  
Bwahahaha nice try subby, like I would ever admit to knowing someon in Missouri.
 
2021-07-27 6:43:06 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: Jiggatron69: Give them $10k Simoleons in Sims 4 instead.

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Give 'em this one.

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2021-07-27 6:43:18 PM  

Farker Soze: :..will win either $10,000 cash or $10,000 towards an education savings account.

What will the unlucky bastards who win the education do?


Afford school for a month
 
2021-07-27 6:43:48 PM  

foo monkey: I hate this sh*t. I got vaccinated in March and all I got was vaccinated.


I know what you mean.  Months of near immunity from a potentially deadly disease ain't nothing compared to ten whole grand.
 
2021-07-27 6:44:21 PM  

foo monkey: I hate this sh*t. I got vaccinated in March and all I got was vaccinated.


I got a sticker!
 
2021-07-27 6:45:31 PM  

ytterbium: Mrtraveler01: cannibalparrot: Cafe Threads: foo monkey: Cafe Threads: foo monkey: I hate this sh*t. I got vaccinated in March and all I got was vaccinated.

Same here, but I can enter anyway, because I am a Missouri resident. I'm glad they made eligibility retroactive.

Except you're a Missouri resident.

Yep, KCMO.

Send help?

Just try to take solace in the fact that at least it's not KCK.

Actually these days, I think the Kansas side is the sane side.

/I hate this timeline

Hell, I moved back here last year from Indiana and it seems like Utopia now.


you're back in missouri? same stomping grounds, or elsewhere?

/sorry for threadjack
//got my first poke at the end of january
///just entered the "lottery" myself--hope i'm one of the winners! (this has better chances of winning that the actual lottery)
 
2021-07-27 6:45:40 PM  
Fark these people. The "reward" should be you can leave your house and enter a public building.

Yes, house arrest for non vaccinated (if you are able to be). This is literally a threat to rest of us and the coddling should have stopped long ago
 
2021-07-27 6:48:04 PM  

PlaidJaguar: On the other paw, it does chafe a little to be left out of this opportunity for enrichment because I'm a responsible citizen.


These incentives are generally retroactive, you should check with your state.
https://www.nga.org/center/publicatio​n​s/covid-19-vaccine-incentives/
 
2021-07-27 6:49:02 PM  
Missouri is THE moron state.  Nothing will get them to get something a liberal tells them is good for them.
 
2021-07-27 6:49:15 PM  
Missouri: half your current citizens are duds who are going to cull themselves, no matter how hard you try to save them.

Invest that prize money into your schools instead.

You just might end up with a future populace willing to vaccinate when the next pandemic comes down the pike.
 
2021-07-27 6:49:21 PM  

mattj1984: O'Fallon MO here. Was talking with a coworker today who was bragging about how his daughter, who works at a nearby hospital was recently given the ultimatum to vaccinate within a few months or be fired. Says she's looking for other work. She is going to leave her good paying job because they require her to get a free vaccine, during work hours, any time in the next few months, and the state is offering her a chance at a nice lottery.

These are the people we are dealing with.


Surprise:

The reason GOPer murder-suicide cultists aren't getting vaccinated isn't because it's hard to get an appointment, or because there hasn't been a shiny bauble offered in exchange.

They are CULTISTS and this is their off-brand koolaid.
 
2021-07-27 6:49:26 PM  
I thought it was a register to vote page for a few moments and subby was like LOOK AT ALL THE BLUE VOTERS and I stared at the graphic wondering why the southern part of the state was so eagerly blue.

Then I snapped out being stupid, I hope.
Feel free to laugh anyway.
 
2021-07-27 6:51:38 PM  

Purple_Urkle: I thought it was a register to vote page for a few moments and subby was like LOOK AT ALL THE BLUE VOTERS and I stared at the graphic wondering why the southern part of the state was so eagerly blue.

Then I snapped out being stupid, I hope.
Feel free to laugh anyway.


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2021-07-27 6:52:17 PM  
 
2021-07-27 6:52:23 PM  
It's sad that stupid people are being rewarded for being idiotic filth, like people who live in the leech state of missouri.  My sister lives there.  If she's an indication of the sewage from that state, I hope they all die.

US society has become a place where the inferior are being rewarded for their inferiority.

I'm happy to know that stupidity will eventually kill our species over the next century.
 
2021-07-27 6:52:39 PM  

Kalyco Jack: foo monkey: I hate this sh*t. I got vaccinated in March and all I got was vaccinated.

I got a sticker!


I got that same sticker.

/its still on the back of my computer monitor.
 
2021-07-27 6:53:24 PM  
But I don't know anyone from MO that wants to be educated.
 
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