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1019 clicks; posted to Sports » on 26 Jul 2021 at 11:12 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-07-26 7:30:28 PM  
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2021-07-26 7:31:55 PM  
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAA​AAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

or not
 
2021-07-26 7:48:56 PM  
Bend it like Beckham down.
 
2021-07-26 8:54:46 PM  
I wish it hand sound. It would nice the hear the sound of the car alarm going off in the parking lot.

I think I found that guy's bobblehead

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2021-07-26 9:03:58 PM  
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2021-07-26 10:18:11 PM  
Browns won't sign him, he didn't hit an upright.
 
2021-07-26 10:28:12 PM  

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Memories!
 
2021-07-26 11:16:57 PM  
Soon:

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/hopefully the kid has already taken up smoking
//and a gambling addiction
 
2021-07-26 11:39:24 PM  
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2021-07-26 11:44:32 PM  

Summoner101: Soon:

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/hopefully the kid has already taken up smoking
//and a gambling addiction


art schlister?
 
2021-07-27 12:00:03 AM  

johnny queso: Summoner101: Soon:

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/hopefully the kid has already taken up smoking
//and a gambling addiction

art schlister?


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2021-07-27 12:23:42 AM  
There was an ogre of a kid on my soccer team in 3rd grade soccer team that was freakishly adult sized and dumb as a brick that could kick like that. He looked like Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds meets Private Pyle after he went crazy. He didn't understand the basic concepts of the game and would just punt the ball as hard as he could in whatever direction he happened to be facing. People gave up trying to coach him or even yell at him because he was just too farking dumb. The Gump would just kick it towards his own goal, out of bounds, into the parking lot, whatever. He ended up becoming a cop. True story.
 
2021-07-27 12:24:08 AM  

Summoner101: johnny queso: Summoner101: Soon:

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/hopefully the kid has already taken up smoking
//and a gambling addiction

art schlister?

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Still not as good as Kathy Ireland
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2021-07-27 2:11:59 AM  
Hey, there could've been a goal in the parking lot.
 
2021-07-27 3:37:34 AM  
Not sure if it still has the same mechanics but in older FIFA games you'd always boot it a million miles over the goal if you held down the power kick button for more than a nanosecond.
 
2021-07-27 4:03:12 AM  
He went full Rooney
 
2021-07-27 7:07:02 AM  

eagles95: He went full Rooney


Never go full Rooney
 
2021-07-27 7:32:33 AM  
That's a "magnificent" kick?

Either I don't understand how soccer works, or the person who wrote that doesn't...
 
2021-07-27 7:49:44 AM  

eagles95: He went full Rooney


I was gonna inquire what that scored on the Rooney scale. I feel like somewhere in the 6 or 7 range.
 
2021-07-27 7:58:21 AM  

farkingismybusiness: The Gump would just kick it towards his own goal, out of bounds, into the parking lot, whatever. He ended up becoming a cop.

Dim has entered the chat.

 
2021-07-27 8:08:45 AM  

eKonk: That's a "magnificent" kick?

Either I don't understand how soccer works, or the person who wrote that doesn't...


Magnificently off-target.
 
2021-07-27 8:13:11 AM  
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"Football is death"
 
2021-07-27 10:33:12 AM  

farkingismybusiness: There was an ogre of a kid on my soccer team in 3rd grade soccer team that was freakishly adult sized and dumb as a brick that could kick like that. He looked like Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds meets Private Pyle after he went crazy. He didn't understand the basic concepts of the game and would just punt the ball as hard as he could in whatever direction he happened to be facing. People gave up trying to coach him or even yell at him because he was just too farking dumb. The Gump would just kick it towards his own goal, out of bounds, into the parking lot, whatever. He ended up becoming a cop. True story.


Poor kid, he probably struggled throughout his childhood with name calling and school issues. To make matters worse, some counselor probably guided him to be a cop thinking he was dumber than he was.
 
2021-07-27 12:11:50 PM  
Laces out, Finkel
 
2021-07-27 1:10:37 PM  

Cheesehead_Dave: [denofgeek.com image 850x478]

"Football is death"


Poor Earl.
 
2021-07-27 1:40:20 PM  

farkingismybusiness: There was an ogre of a kid on my soccer team in 3rd grade soccer team that was freakishly adult sized and dumb as a brick that could kick like that. He looked like Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds meets Private Pyle after he went crazy. He didn't understand the basic concepts of the game and would just punt the ball as hard as he could in whatever direction he happened to be facing. People gave up trying to coach him or even yell at him because he was just too farking dumb. The Gump would just kick it towards his own goal, out of bounds, into the parking lot, whatever. He ended up becoming a cop. True story.


I thought this story was going to end that that ogre of a boy grew up to be Andy Ried.

13 Year Old Andy Reid Punt Pass Kick Competition (1971)
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2021-07-27 2:06:17 PM  

null: Browns won't sign him, he didn't hit an upright.


Bears won't sign him either, he hit less than 2 uprights.
 
2021-07-27 2:51:56 PM  
What was the launch angle and exit velo?
 
2021-07-27 4:26:20 PM  

eKonk: That's a "magnificent" kick?

Either I don't understand how soccer works, or the person who wrote that doesn't...


You appear to understand how soccer works just fine; you just don't understand how sarcasm works.
 
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