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    More: News, Phoenix, Arizona, network routers, former President of the United States, Voting, Maricopa County, part of the ongoing audit of the vote, Donald Trump, state Senate Republicans  
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2021-07-26 1:39:14 PM  
What is the router frequency Kenneth?
 
2021-07-26 1:43:59 PM  
He doesn't even know what a router is.

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2021-07-26 1:47:48 PM  
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2021-07-26 2:05:45 PM  
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2021-07-26 2:11:47 PM  
If any routers were communicating over static IPs to local government datacenters, they'd probably want to change those too.

And do a full security audit on every system just because you know they're going to get hammered about two nanoseconds after discovery.
 
2021-07-26 2:28:36 PM  
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2021-07-26 2:51:27 PM  

NewportBarGuy: He doesn't even know what a router is.


Whoever is feeding Trump all this BS should be taken out and shot for .... Treason? Inspiring an insurrection? Elder abuse? .... I'll get back to you.
 
2021-07-26 3:38:13 PM  
Start with the ones hooked up to the server in Trump Tower.
 
2021-07-26 3:38:26 PM  
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2021-07-26 3:38:36 PM  

damageddude: NewportBarGuy: He doesn't even know what a router is.

Whoever is feeding Trump all this BS should be taken out and shot for .... Treason? Inspiring an insurrection? Elder abuse? .... I'll get back to you.


The good of the gene pool.
 
2021-07-26 3:38:44 PM  
What the hell would they hope to find on the routers?
 
2021-07-26 3:38:58 PM  

damageddude: NewportBarGuy: He doesn't even know what a router is.

Whoever is feeding Trump all this BS should be taken out and shot for .... Treason? Inspiring an insurrection? Elder abuse? .... I'll get back to you.


It's probably MyPillow Guy.  He was acting as an advisor on all these, even before Trump left office.
 
2021-07-26 3:39:20 PM  
Call router rooter.  We've got a clog in the body politic.
 
2021-07-26 3:39:31 PM  

Destructor: What the hell would they hope to find on the routers?


Bamboo residue
 
2021-07-26 3:39:36 PM  

Destructor: What the hell would they hope to find on the routers?


Legal pretense.
 
2021-07-26 3:39:39 PM  
I want to know wtf kind of network Maricopa County needs where they're sitting on $6M of routers.

/its isp networking budget season so im getting a kick
 
2021-07-26 3:39:57 PM  

damageddude: NewportBarGuy: He doesn't even know what a router is.

Whoever is feeding Trump all this BS should be taken out and shot for .... Treason? Inspiring an insurrection? Elder abuse? .... I'll get back to you.


I'm going to take a wild guess and suggest that the culprit is probably the MyPillow loser.
 
2021-07-26 3:40:05 PM  

Destructor: What the hell would they hope to find on the routers?


You know. Packets. Or something.

/bunch of jackasses, the lot of them
 
2021-07-26 3:40:28 PM  
At one point he said the word 12 times in 30 seconds.
 
2021-07-26 3:40:37 PM  
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Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
 
2021-07-26 3:40:40 PM  

xsarien: Destructor: What the hell would they hope to find on the routers?

You know. Packets. Or something.

/bunch of jackasses, the lot of them


"The logs show nothing"
 
2021-07-26 3:41:34 PM  

FrancoFile: At one point he said the word 12 times in 30 seconds.


Meanwhile, Biden repeated a couple of words at his town hall last week, so Fox News has people on talking about invoking the 25th Amendment on him.
 
2021-07-26 3:43:10 PM  

Destructor: What the hell would they hope to find on the routers?


Anything to perpetuate the conspiracy theories they're also peddling.
 
2021-07-26 3:43:16 PM  
I don't care any more. I can't. I'm too damned tired. If I didn't have to work to make enough money to live, I'd simply pull in the welcome mat, close the curtains, and wait out this farking decade.
 
2021-07-26 3:43:29 PM  
"...a previous independent audit commissioned by the county proved they were not."

Standard Operating Procedure in over 3000 counties, right across America -- every time.

Trump is literally asking why the counties didn't do what they did, and always do.

Always.

Every election.
 
2021-07-26 3:43:32 PM  
The Arizona Senate GOP liaison is getting ready to quit the circus LOL:

Ken Bennett, the Arizona state Senate's liaison to its review of 2020's presidential election ballots threatened to resign from that post live on conservative talk radio on Monday, saying the Senate's pro-Trump contractors had been hiding their results from him for months and could even be manipulating audit data.

"I cannot be part of a process that I am kept out of critical aspects," Bennett told James T. Harris, host of The Conservative Circus on Phoenix's KFYI. "The reason that I am that close to stepping down as liaison is that I cannot be part of a process that I am kept out of critical aspects along the way that make the audit legitimate."
Bennett, a conservative Republican, and former Arizona secretary of state has been an accountant outside of politics. While he cited problems with Maricopa County's handling of ballots, Bennett said that the lead contractor, the Cyber Ninjas, might be covering up mistakes made in the review's earlier stages by falsifying data.

"We have to be very careful that the third count [of the total number of ballots] is, of course, independent from the Cyber Ninjas' second [hand] count [of presidential votes]," he said. "We have to make sure that we are not force-balancing to their numbers or giving them something too early to allow them to force-balance back to our numbers."

As Bennett explained on the radio, the Ninjas' were not telling Bennett what their progress or results were. In many instances going back months, they promised but never provided reports of their work. In recent weeks, Bennett said that he quietly has been comparing the outsider auditors' totals to the Ninja's figures and seeing that the building blocks of the official presidential election results were accurate.

This reporter was on a Zoom with Bennett and the outside auditors on Wednesday, July 21, where Bennett said the conspiracy theories promoted by the Ninjas was a diversion because the pro-Trump contractors are realizing that Biden fairly won.

"The fact that they're posing questions, or asking questions, or throwing out things about all these other things tells me they know the counts are pretty close," he said. "They don't have any proof that there's any massive change in the numbers."

After the Arizona Republic reported on July 23 that Bennett had been taking to the auditors, he was locked out of the ballot count at a Phoenix warehouse. Trump held a rally in the city the next day. Two days later, on Monday, July 26, Bennett told KFYI's Harris that he could not continue as Senate liaison.
 
2021-07-26 3:43:51 PM  
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2021-07-26 3:44:22 PM  
Sounds to me like they haven't found anything they can call voter fraud. It must be on the routers!
 
2021-07-26 3:44:29 PM  
What does he think a router does?
 
2021-07-26 3:44:53 PM  

MurphyMurphy: xsarien: Destructor: What the hell would they hope to find on the routers?

You know. Packets. Or something.

/bunch of jackasses, the lot of them

"The logs show nothing"


They were wiped!!! We need an investigation into why there weren't any network activity on election day and no amount of evidence will ever change my mind!
 
2021-07-26 3:45:03 PM  

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Have you tried turning it off and back on again?


Oh god someone needs to make him one of those and tell him that it is voice activated. He will bring it on stage and scream at it for hours, it will be worth it.
 
2021-07-26 3:45:32 PM  

Destructor: What the hell would they hope to find on the routers?


Billable hours.
 
2021-07-26 3:45:46 PM  
"Your Ethernet cables. I must have your Ethernet cables. Cat 5. Cat 6. Cat 7 and yes, even Cat 8. All your Ethernet Cables must belong to me!!!!! Only then can we have a safe and secured Empire... I mean Democracy..."

/Posted this in the wrong thread. And yet it still somehow works in the MTG thread... Huh. It's like a contest between dumbest things you'll read all day.
 
2021-07-26 3:45:53 PM  
Plot twist: The Cyber Ninjas already pretty conclusively proved the machines were never connected to the internet.

Remember the whining about the anti-virus not being updated since 2019?

That was the last time they could get the automatic updates, from the internet.
 
2021-07-26 3:46:26 PM  
"This is the most unhinged Trump rant about the 2020 election yet"
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2021-07-26 3:46:32 PM  

Moroning: What does he think a router does?


I think he might have some idea. A very very very tiny idea... which is worse than no idea.
 
2021-07-26 3:46:45 PM  
OSI model is part of the deep state. Study it out sheepal.
 
2021-07-26 3:46:52 PM  

Destructor: What the hell would they hope to find on the routers?


Static routes to China, duh.
 
2021-07-26 3:46:53 PM  

Moroning: What does he think a router does?


I guarantee you that he, nor his supporters know what a router does and it doesn't matter. It's just another thing for them to endlessly scream about.
 
2021-07-26 3:47:10 PM  

Destructor: What the hell would they hope to find on the routers?


Nothing.

1 - Ask for something you know they won't give you.
2 - When they don't call it a cover up!
 
2021-07-26 3:47:33 PM  

Moroning: What does he think a router does?


It's what you use to order a Diet Coke, right?
 
2021-07-26 3:47:44 PM  

Destructor: What the hell would they hope to find on the routers?


Backdoor VPN tunnels into the election system probably.

They could dump the configuration settings of the routers and hand them over for "analysis."

I can well understand why they legitimately not want to do this, but my prediction is that the Cyber Ninjas will write up their report to say that the county's IT department was hiding something.  The proof is that they wouldn't cooperate.   What do they have to hide, right?

For the MAGA crowd, that is all they need (not even that much) to declare their leader president for life starting now.
 
2021-07-26 3:48:20 PM  

Destructor: What the hell would they hope to find on the routers?


I mean, the serial numbers would show that Hunter bought them in Ukraine, so...
 
2021-07-26 3:48:22 PM  

SolderGlob: Moroning: What does he think a router does?

I guarantee you that he, nor his supporters know what a router does and it doesn't matter. It's just another thing for them to endlessly scream about.


Someone should tell 'em about syslog servers. That would be Hillaryous.
 
2021-07-26 3:48:32 PM  
The people behind the router rant know three things:  One, it is total BS. Two, because it is total BS and has been disproven they won't get the routers turned over to them.  Three, since they know one and two, they can continue to make this an issue amongst the MAGA faithful.
 
2021-07-26 3:48:56 PM  

Corvus: Destructor: What the hell would they hope to find on the routers?

Nothing.

1 - Ask for something you know they won't give you.
2 - When they don't call it a cover up!


You mean like those 'missing' 30,000 emails? No, they would never stoop to such levels...
 
2021-07-26 3:49:00 PM  

Corvus: Destructor: What the hell would they hope to find on the routers?

Nothing.

1 - Ask for something you know they won't give you.
2 - When they don't call it a cover up!


Just go to the nearest WalMart and buy a bunch of routers and hand them to him.  There's just as much voting data on them as any used in the election.
 
2021-07-26 3:49:17 PM  
Chris Cizzala is an idiot. Now to RTFA and see who nuggets of shiat he shait.
 
2021-07-26 3:49:27 PM  
Oh someone tell him about monster cables and how they are better and worth the cost.
 
2021-07-26 3:50:09 PM  

Destructor: What the hell would they hope to find on the routers?


That sounds like the kind of question a router would ask.
 
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